/ak/ Thread

>>31455348
WTF, dude. This is supposed to be an 18+ age website. Go post this shit on /b/ if you just have to.

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>>31455373
Butthurt detected.

>>31455406
Your /b/ is showing. Please go.

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>>31455406
>giving him (you)s

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Anyone from /ak/ scans in here? I want to help, have typesetting/editing/proofing experience.

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I like how my thread immediately takes a downward turn as soon as some newfriend sees an /ak/ thread on /k/.

"B-but muh /k/ is for guns not anime"
Nigga you're on a anime image board.
We keep this shit contained too.
Don't like it? Nobody's making you stay.

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There just isn't enough GuP in the world.

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What are the policies on relatives serving together?

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>>31455373
>>31455415
>HURR DURR /b/

Anything new from guard?

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>>31455995
Elke and Anon hold hands while in bed.

>>31455995
From what I've heard, he may have some interesting stuff coming soon. That's all I can say. It'd be a shame if I ruined the surprise, eh?

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>>31455517

Not to mention that unlike guns, anime will still be legal when Hillary takes office. So it has even more precedence here than pew-pews.

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>>31456279
>surprise
You mean our expectations would be too high so you don't say everything so we can't bitch about it if it's going to be bad

>>31456368
He hasn't delivered anything bad, so I'm okay with this upcoming surprise

>>31455517
I dont think it would be as much as an issue if it wasn't just waifus and girls who share names with rifles. Its /k/ related in the most basic and simplified sense, the fact that they share names doesn't necessarily make it k. Not saying this because I dislike it but because I just think its a general trend.

I mean I dont care for Schwarzesmarken, but I do think its far more k related than "raifus". That and there isnt much variety to these threads.

>>31456368
He's a good artist and I'm sure that he'll put out good content. I'm just trying not to ruin the fun.

>>31456436
Well, at least I try to find new /ak/ artists and look for Dutchkos secret sex tapes

>>31456501
care to elaborate?

>>31455681
Fucking kek

>>31455758
Moar

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>>31456545
Yeah, I go to Pixiv and subscribed to many well known /ak/ artists like Erica and Dutchko.
The good thing is in my feed section I can see what the /ak/ artists bookmarked. Most of the time, they bookmark /k/ related stuff and I am able to find hidden gems in Pixiv, like artists who get like only 100 Views per artwork they draw, even though they surely deserve more.

>>31456612
im strangely aroused by almost-softcore gup stuff. Like just the fondling and hugging and so on

is this bad?

>>31456368

When is the FBI going to haul your ass away, you pedo furry scum?

>>31457111
whatever tickles your pickle, anon

>>31457191
b-boss, it is really you.

>>31457053
so dutchko bookmarked sex tapes on pixiv? didn't know that was on there

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Writefag asked for an idea last time, I've got one

Find a raifu in the woods, neglected and beat up
Nurse her back to health
h-hold hands

>>31457191
>Yukari, I'm already a demon

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>>31457231
"It ain't Jane Fonda"

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>>31457291
Like this? The 132 year old Winchester found in Nevada leaning against a tree?

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>>31457134
Here's your (You)

pls go

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>>31457352
>master will be back any time now
>he wouldn't have put me by this tree without a reason
>I'll just wait a little longer

>>31457373
>>31457352
>>31457291

writefag here. sure that is cute, but it is very similar to what guard is doing

also, hand holding? wtf man

>>31457373
>where is he?
>did he trip and hurt his leg?
>he better not have
>wait
>where'd that mountain lion come from?
>why is it's face covered in blood?
>oh no

>no no I messed up
>I should just lay here
>no one would want a failure of a rifle like me

>oh who are you?
>you shouldn't stay here there's mountain lions
>wait why are you picking me up?
>no no no I'm not a good rifle just leave me here
>you don't have to cradle me like that I'm not a good rifle
>I'm covered in rust and my wood is all dried and cracked
>huh?
>restoration?

>>31457448
seriously man, calm down, do that again and i might have to start writing, but guard is doing this ffs

>>31455500
Aye, do you have any examples of your work?

>>31457358

I'm not calling all you people pedos, JMB really is one. And he came out of the furry closet yesterday. He's scum and deserves death.

>>31457448
I like the idea of her not knowing the fate of her owner and having to convince her to leave

>come on I'll restore you
>NO, master could be back any minute
>it's been over a hundred years, humans don't live that long
>master could, master could do anything

dat fierce loyalty

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>>31457053
Dutchko is probably in prison right now...

But Pixiv is probably the best source of /ak/ images right now.

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>using my cerea reactiom image

>>31457506
I couldn't possibly care any less

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>>31457531

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>>31457531
>hand holding
that's just plain indecent

>>31457140
What if [spoiler]handholding[/spoiler] tickles my pickle.....?

>>31457464
>>31457520
I'm aware. The premise is already being used anyways. For now I'm going to save what we got and let it sit for awhile or at least until after guard does his.

>>31457603
We're just having a goof

Maybe I'll do one about saving a raifu from some pretentious art faggot who wants to turn her into a sculpture

with blackjack, and hookers

>>31457649
That sounds like a good idea actually.

In another week or two we'll have Anon's Home for Wayward Raifus

>>31457649
>Maybe I'll do one about saving a raifu from some pretentious art faggot who wants to turn her into a sculpture
I understood that reference

>>31457759
>This is actually made out of an ak-47, which are currently made out of aluminum

Incidentally, how do you guys prefer your stories presented? 3rd person like you mind find in a book, or greentext first person like guard's posted in this thread?

>>31457820
Greentext is rather efficient.

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>>31455456
>Pic related to your pic.

>>31457756
>"Just a little bit more. Come on, you can go a little bit further."
>The mantra repeats in my head as I run
>I run until I can't run any more
>"You're never going to get better if you give up so easily"
>I run some more
>I eventually get back home, huffing and puffing
>My legs barely function as I climb the stairs to my apartment
>I collapse on my couch the second I close the door
>"This is what it takes. This is what I have to do to change."
>My body aches with disapproval
>Of course it does, I'm not used to discomfort
>I've avoided it my entire life
>I turn on the TV and flip it over to the local news

>>31458264
go on...

>>31458264
>Top Story: a protest over some spoiled kids not getting their way
>What else is new
>Before I would have supported just giving them what they wanted
>Anything to avoid conflict
>But now? Fuck em.
>I'm about to change the channel when the topic shifts
>Guns. Oh boy.
>I'm sure they'll handle the topic with nuance and tact
>Apparently some college student is buying guns so that he can melt them into sculptures
>Not even good sculptures, just the pretentious shit you'd imagine
>They cut to an interview with the kid
>Not much younger than me, actually
>The kid goes on about how guns represent everything wrong with the world
>Blah blah blah
>"Tonight we'll be having a public melting, and, uh, people will be able to bring their weapons that they want, you know, destroyed."
>"We've already got a bunch ready, uh, to melt down, you know, donations from gun-concious people."
>The camera pans over the selection of firearms ready to be sacrificed on the altar of ignorance
>I look out the window at the trees blowing in the wind and begin to nod off
>"This is our latest donation. It's a military-grade, high-powered rifle, used in World War I, and tonight we'll make sure it's never used to kill again."
>World War I? Now you've got my attention
>I've always been interested in weaponry, especially military firearms, and ESPECIALLY the ones used in the world wars
>I look at the TV with a sort of dreadful anticipation
>The kid is holding a Springfield m1903
>The stock is beat up, but it looks like it's in fairly good condition
>If that was in WWI, the owner clearly took good care of it
>And now it's going to be turned into slag and ashes
>God, I wish I could do something
>Wait
>Why can't I?
>I've always gone along with what the people around me were saying
>Girlfriends, family, co-workers; I'm always compromising my own beliefs to avoid conflict or spare someone's feelings
>No more
>This shit will not stand


Should I keep going?

>>31458280
yes you should

>>31458321
Thought I'd post what I had and see if it was wanted before writing the rest

I'll keep writing

>>31458341
actually, set a bit of bait and get people interested, get people interested and they might help you. or something

>>31458368
Alright, I'll keep writing but hold off on posting the rest until I get some feedback

That'll give me time to flesh out the story and I can adapt based on the criticism I get. I feel like I have a tendency to spend a lot of time setting up and then rushing the payoff

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Another drawfag here. This seems as good as a thread as any to ask for requests.
I'm working on a new piece. 5 girls, 10 guns. 3/5 rifle spots are filled. 1/5 pistol spots are filled. The rules are simple. Roll a prime # single digit, get to choose one firearm.
No obrez, anti-material, or space guns.
In this universe, toting around firearms in public places are the social equivalent to skateboarding.
Hopefully, my proportions are better in this time. With the extreme pov last time, I know that was the main issue.

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>>31458280
>>31458264

Literally "Justifying a Mass Shooting: The Greentext"

Fucking kill yourself

>>31458540
you're the only person who thought of that

please seek help before you hurt someone

>>31458280
Don't you stop faggot.

>>31457592
You sick fuck

>>31458540
Dont take the bait,
Keep going anon

>>31457547
Second

>>31458538
Rolling for Browning HP

>>31458538
Vepr .308, 20" barrel

>>31458538
Galil or Tavor

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>>31458538

I don't get why this is allowed to the point where it's a running general, but even a hint of furry is nuked even if it has more to do with guns.

Not that I think this shouldn't be here, I just don't get why this is allowed, why /gwg/ softcore porn is allowed, but I can't post a gun toting wolfman without getting banned, seems rather arbitrary.

>>31458898
>muh fursecution
Suck it.

>>31458898
kys degenerate

>>31458898
>hint of furry is nuked even if it has more to do with guns
Hello newfag

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>>31457493
Not a whole lot recently. I used to work with AQS on Negima, and did a little bit of Kaichuu.

Here's a little thing I typeset. (Also I typeset a weird doujin on /d/ that I can link you, don't judge me)

>>31458898
Fuck you furry scum, your kind should be put in camps

>>31458538
Walther MP

>>31458898
>bitching about fursecution
What is global rule #3?

>>31458898
Global rules bud, read em.

>>31458538
Galil AR

>>31458898
/Ak/ Is not gun related and it shouldn't be allowed.

4chan is just a horridly run website that contradicts itself every other step.

I only use it because there is no alternative.

Basically there are two ways k could go to work:
Silly: furries, bronies, anime, dragon cocks ext. Generals, shitposting, dank memes porn
Serious: strict moderation, political ties are acknowledged (but that doesn't mean /k/ should become trumpspam: the board), none of the spamming shit, no anime, no furries, no porn.

Of course because 4chan is dumb, its neither.

You seem to be a rather obvious furry, and all I can say to you is this: it's banned not because the rules are coherent and fairly enforced, but because people hate furries. Feel however you want to feel about that. I'm gonna enjoy the parts on 4chan I can until something better comes or more people use 8ch.

>>31458916
I'm not a furry (seriously) but fursecution is pretty much a thing

Do you think waffegeist tries as hard to ride their soldier's dicks as the girl in Guard's story does?

>>31458993
Kek, you really think that?
>/k/ Weapons
>All weaponry is welcome. Military vehicles/knives/other weapons are included, this board isn't just for firearms!
>https://www.4chan.org/rules#k

The rules only say ALL weaponry is welcomed, whether they be knives, nonlethal, WMDs or firearms, they're all welcome. The bord rules doesn't specify jack shit about real or fictional weapons. If it has weapons, it's weapons related. As long as a firearm or blade or combat vehicle is involved, it is weapons related. There are no rulings what so ever on restricting fictional weapons or banning people without firearms. Under that logic that media is not /k/ related:
>movies and shows go to /tv/
>Games go to /v/ and /vg/
>Music goes to /mu/
>Innawoods threads go to /out/
etc. But that's not the case, and why? It contains weapons, it contains a consistent use of weapons whether its for sports or for combat, and it has depictions. It has relation to wars and military history and it correlates with fictional wars and battles that serve its purpose in correlating with weapons.

>>31458759
>>31458657
Should I wait until I have every bit written, or post what I have while I write the rest? I probably have a few posts' worth

>>31458998
It wouldn't surprise me. Given the sheer amount of time spent together it would only be natural for the two to develop feelings.

>>31459007
Well, it seems you can't read, so I'm just gonna let you reread my comment and see what you do with that information. I've yourself some time, I can wait.

>>31459016
You should look at the story, see if it really is justifying a spree killer: the story and then make a decision.

>>31459007
"What is board culture"

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>>31458538
CZ-75

>>31458898
Because furfags need to leave.

>>31459007
I also forgot to mention, furries are a direct violation to the global rules. Anime isn't. And the mods have made their consistent ruling over it here ever since.

>>31458998
Not in my headcanon.
Requesting a story about a guy who just wants to shoot his gun but everywhere he goes there's lovey dovey gay shit between shooters and their waffegeists.

>>31459048
That was supposed to say give

>>31459050
A stupid concept that is enabled by inept moderation and a website that doesn't want to make a purpose for itself.

I think /k/ is literally the worst place I've ever visited for firearms discussion, and that's REALLY saying something.

>>31458993
Holy shit. Just go to 8chn or kys already.

>>31459070
then fuck off to the better places.

>>31459070
Holy shit, why haven't you kys yet? No one cares, you whiny bitch. This is an anime image board and sometimes we post anime, if you don't like it leave.

>>31459048
Nobody dies in this story, Jesus fucking Christ come off it

>>31459007
Quit feeding trolls.
>>31459016
Write it out all together then post parts over a few threads to avoid spamming and give you time to polish it up if needed.

>>31459068
for every raifu receiving love theres another thousand locked up in an armory constantly bitching.
the story of a man who just wants to do his job and go home.

>>31459070
>>31459081

>>31459081
>>31459090
>>31459097
Nice reading skills. And debate skills.
Crikey there's a lot of elitism on /ak/ these days.

>>31459099
I don't read it, I'm just saying listen to criticism.

>>31459048
>Well, it seems you can't read, so I'm just gonna let you reread my comment and see what you do with that information. I've yourself some time, I can wait
I did read your comment. I was replying to why you think /ak/ isn't related and isn't allowed.
>>31459050
And? Its allowed and is legal because it pertains to the rules. Just like Open Carry, it isn't part of many cultures in the US (Especially the cities) but its allowed because its protected under the law.

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>>31458956
Bretty gud.

Yeah, we are always looking for people to help. There's no real commitment, just the will to work on stuff.

Here, if you want to try to work your magic, here's a raw page from the (slow going) Salty Road project I've been working on.

Here's the script for this page, show me ya moves~!

[Speech Bubble 1: Is that right?]
[Speech Bubble 2: Hey, that’s just so…]
[Speech Bubble 3: Ah.]
[Speech Bubble 4: What? You were eating food rations. Eh, that’s bad food.]
[Speech Bubble 5: Heheheh, Hey girl. I’d give you more delicious food, so come with us…]
[Speech Bubble 6: Eh?]

And just as an addition, do you have any cleaning experience, or is it mostly text editing and stuff?

>>31459109
I'll post more tomorrow then

>>31459113
>armory guy who has to deal with hundreds of raifus displacing themselves and who has to make sure the right one goes to the right grunt
>"FUCKS SAKE WHERE IS #15871109?!"
>"Snacking on the new tungsten-core ammo that came in this morning, Armory-kun~"
>REEEE
I like the idea.

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>>31459115

>>31459113
What if the soldier's dense as fuck and doesn't understand his raifu's advances? Or takes everything literally?

[spoiler]May or may not be fucking with her[/spoiler]

>>31458538
Ruger SR9c

>>31459109
>I disagree with it=therefore troll
How mature.

>>31459114
>>31459115

>>31459117
/K/ in its rules and 4chan in its rules claims to be a place where people want to have genuine intellectual discourse about firearms and other topics; /b/ and /trash/ are literally designated shitposting zones.

Of course, intellectual discourse on firearms has little to do with 50 shades tier fanfiction writings by people who frequently do not own guns. For about 3 threads not there hadn't been a single mention of firearms discussion, just "x is best girl" and other derivative posts.

Of course, as I said originally 4chan literally does not follow its own rules, only riding out what is possible. This is why it's okay to have a general based around anime, but if you mention you're a furry you get b&.

Again, as I said originally, /k/ can either be serious or silly, you can't have both.

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>>31458956
>HomuxSaya

Fucking blasphemy

>>31458916
>>31458939
>>31458942
Been here for years. This place is wildly inconsistent and it's annoying, not to mention how much shitposting and pointless bickering the topic causes.

People bitching about furries, real or imagined, has ruined many more threads than actual furries ever have.

>>31459147
I do have cleaning experience. I don't know what the whole hotness in the scanlation scene is these days, though, what with the filters that smear everything up.

Cleaning, to me, was putting out a levels/curves layer just enough to not burn shit out or fade away detail, and whiting out the noise/paper artifacts.

I'll give that page a spin, I suppose. Most of my motivation is wanting to help fix up the Youjo Senki script, though.

>>31458881
Galil then.
>>31458893
Forgive my ignorance. Which one of the red stars is that?
>>31458962
Sorry bud. I know you rolled a prime number, but the rifles just filled up.
>>31458974
Galil included now.

All pistol spots still seem to be open!

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>>31459186
Homu Saya a best you fucking trash.

>>31459190
Good, the more we drive the idea that they're degenerates into everyone's minds, the less accepted they'll be.

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>>31459203
It's RPK

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>>31459203
rpk

>>31459208
>calls others trash
>booru filename

>>31458794
rolling for this

>>31459068
>>31459113
>>31459157
FUND IT

>>31459159
Dank memes bruh

>>31459190
Anon! Please, come back to the 4chan mentality! You're using logic an reasoning, that kind of attitude just doesn't belong here!

>>31459214
You sound like you have a personal issue to work out

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>>31459225
I'm not dedicated enough to search madoka pairings on pixiv.

SW pairings, however...

>>31459172
A literal harem MC, then?
>>31459184
>genuine intellectual
Dank bait. 8/10.

>>31458538
Springfield XD subcompact, for CC

>>31459247
That's spelled correctly.

Or are you just meming.

>>31459203
No love for the Walther...
Add a OTs-33.

>>31459247
>A literal harem MC
Not if he's doing it to bully his raifu

>>31458538
FNP 45

>>31458538
jericho 941

>>31459224
>>31459225
Holy shit! You guys are gonna make work hard...
>you had to bring the RPK?
>sorry! I didn't know we'd be walking all over the mall...
>Just don't be asking us to carry it for you later.
>T^T
I'm might have to reorientate one the girls to accommodate this beast.

>>31459357
RPK is a big girl

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>>31459388

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>>31459208
>>31459225
There's a special place in hell for those who go against the OTP

>>31459395
My AK-fu

>>31458538
M&P Shield (come on pocket protectors)

>>31459395
T H I C C

>>31459272
I like it fine. Just missed by the skin of its teeth.
That is one fugly pistol though.
>>31459327
You got it!
>>31459388
It's going to be interesting. The girls are not that tall.

>>31459458
Going by Upotte!! standards, she's the tallest of the red steel girls, outside of the anti-material rifle.

Will be interesting indeed

>>31459482
I'm a fan of SVD. She's built kinda like me. If I were a female, I'd be a dead ringer, sans a glorious fluffy tail.

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>>31459247
He isn't wrong about the fact that these threads really aren't related to the board and its just waifu discussion at this point, all when it could be so much better. I don't think more rules are necessarily the solution and I'm disappointed, not mad.

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>>31458606

>>31459458
2 is a prime number. It's only natural factors are 1 and itself.

>>31459527
>and its just waifu discussion at this poin
A reason why we should not have /ak/ threads up 24/7.

Sadly general faggots wont learn.

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>>31459237

>>31459559
Thanks for the math lesson. 2 also happens to be the number rifle spots open. Galil and RPK filled them.

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>>31459569
Cry some more.

>>31459585
How many pistol spots are open still?

>>31459585
Anon suggested an OTs33, which is a machine pistol.

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>>31459147
I have to keep reminding myself most people don't go full autism with cleaning and cut myself off. How's this?

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>>31459569
Hell, a few days ago there were two.

>>31459611
I dont, all I feel is pity for the current state of /ak/.

>>31459186
>>31459208
>>31459225
>>31459244
>>31459402
>>>/u/

>>31459621
Hmmm... you bring up a fair point. But the anon won a get. He'll just have to pick a different pistol.
>>31459272
Hey! Pick a different pistol. No giggle switches. (Hopefully a prettier one)
>>31459618
Two. (It's that number again... lol)

>>31459712
3

M9A3

>>31459776
Oh good! You made it from the other thread. That one wasn't really the right venue for this. Roll again though!

>>31459712
FNS 9

>>31459712
steyr m9a1

>>31459712
Colt Single Action Army

>>31459672
UH THICKER

>>31459820
Dammit. I will get a 3. And you will draw the M9A3.

>>31459665
Its becoming just a bunch of guys who get off to kids with the same name as guns

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>>31458998
>>31459068
>tfw you are your waffegeist are platonic
>Tfw you both sit in your underwear and eat doritos while watching hickock45
>Call each other dude and bro
>Just sleep together but in a jumbled mess on a sheetless bed
>Both of you drink heavily and spout stupid shit at other shooters while making lewd gestures to mock them

>>31459902
But Guard doesn't draw pedo shit.

>>31459841
Kinda redundant to the FNP45, but w/e.
>>31459857
I like your taste.

Okay, >>31459272 has 10 minutes before his bid expires. Then one more pistol slot opens back up.

The confirmed raifus are:
>AR-15 SBR with a full length rail
>H&K 91
>M1A
>Galil AR
>RPK

Confirmed pistols:
>M1911A1
>???? (Will reopen in 10 minutes)
>FNP 45
>FNS 9
>Colt SAA

>>31459946
Sounds like when I hang out with an ex-army chick I know.

>>31459901
If this only guy doesn't revote in 10 minutes, I'll count yours since you rolled a 1.

>>31459988
Awesome.

But also this will be a 3.

>>31459974
Being single sex may happen, but it wont happen on the romantic scale. May just be that you two had a super good day at the range and you boink, then shit goes back to normal the next day. Had a benefriend i did that with and it drove me nuts

>>31459949
This isn't Guard's thread is it?

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>>31460000
I give up.

>>31460000
Quads trump 3. Check'd.

>>31460005
Seems like it some days.
>implying that's a bad thing
Not complaining, I love Guard's art.

>>31460001
Same situation with the ex-army chick I know. I don't mind it honestly.

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>>31460074
My bad, i'll just go draw cuck porn for /pol/

>>31459056
SECONDED. YES.

>>31460096
Don't leave ;_;

>>31459946
Yeah but what happens if she offers to suck me off, like as a joke, because we're not a couple, haha.

>>31459642
I'm guessing you are also? >>31459194

If so, it's fantastic. And if you want to help with the scripting for Youjo Senki, send me an email for access to our Slack page. You can connect with the translators and editors and do some work that way.

The info for all of that and more is on the scanlation resources page of our wiki. Check there, and I'll get you access ASAP.

>>31460096
I said I wasn't complaining.
Guard please stay.
cuck porn is bad.

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Mkay. His vote is dead.
Here's the final confirmed list. Votes are closed.
All confirmed raifus are:
>AR-15 SBR with a full length rail
>H&K 91
>M1A
>Galil AR
>RPK

Confirmed pistols:
>M1911A1
>M9A3
>FNP 45
>FNS 9
>Colt SAA

Thanks for playing. I gotta draw. Enjoy this preview...

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>>31460168
If you want pictures of the M9A3, I'd be happy to oblige

>>31460149
Sure, lemme hit it up.

>>31460158
But what if you're doing the cucking?

>>31460188
It's really really weird with the guy watching.

>>31460211
its even worse when you hear him whispering stuff. Like cmon dude stop back seat fucking

>>31460188

This >>31460211

>>31460232
Navy people are weird.

>>31460187
Damn.... that is a good looking pistol. I should be okay with google images. A measurement from muzzle to hammer would be invaluable though.

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>>31455348

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>>31460168
I conquer france for a bit and come back to see
>no fun switch allowed
>OTs isn't pretty
Fuck you and your comic m8 I mad

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>>31460382

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Whats with the lightsabers.

Thats completely banned unless you are with the empire.

>>31459946
>"Lol, look at this fags shirt and her plastic furniture."
>"Couldn't even cave in some Ivans skull with that, bro."
>"You mirin the dents in my stock?"

>>31460149
Did you get my email?

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>>31460000
Impressive

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>>31460382
As much as I laughed about my initial response, I felt kinda bad. Scratched this up in 10 minutes just for you. The stock sorta grew on me, so I may revisit this gun.

>>31459508
My man

http://pastebin.com/u/556x51NATO/1/?guest=1

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>>31460980
Poor OTs-33, she just wants to have friends and be popular

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>>31460748
Got it, send you an access link.

If you have more questions, direct message me on Slack.

But I'll be gone for a bit, watching that new season of Longmire that just came out... So fucking goooood~!

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*cough* ichiroku best raifu *cough*

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>>31461189

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>>31461202
Ichiroku a slut, svd a best

>>31459395
>74U
>4u
Goddammit.

>>31461232
SVD a shit.

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>>31461232
Yeah, I've slept with m16 a lot, but never with an svd

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>>31461259
Svd a best

>>31461232
Want story about treasuring SVD. SVD a cute. 10/10 would touch fluffy tail.

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>>31461074
Not gunna lie. Gave me half a chub.
I love the idea of scratching her ears...
>>31461232
Jiisuri is my raifu though. Perhaps we can share?

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>>31461232
>Ichiroku a slut
>SVD Thumb hole stock

>>31461271
Literal meme gun with a cum stained tail.

>>31461271
>>31461232
Would it be possible to just, like, make an SVD from scratch by machining it? I mean, it is just a stretched kalashnikov action for a rimmed cartridge, so it shouldn't be too hard

>>31461318
the SVD is much more than a stretched kalash. It uses a completely different gas system.

>>31461318
Nooo, that's a PSL and Vepr. The SVD has much different internals and action.

>>31461291
Maybe...maybe... Share weekends alternating ?

>>31461298
Everyone's got their own sensibilities

>>31461300
You're just angry because it's not yours

>>31461318
It's a different action but I'm sure you could get dimensions from somewhere

>>31461338
>>31461344
Add short stroke piston instead, what else needs to change?

>>31461359
>You're just angry because it's not yours
>Implying you have one or can afford one

>>31460074
Even the best drawfag shouldn't have their own threads, Willis set a golden example for all to follow.

>>31461371
>just add an entirely different gas system
yeah that takes a lot of work.
A better idea would be to copy an actual svd in the states.

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>>31461359
I'm good with that. Maybe on xmas, they can jello wrestle.

>>31461400
I just draw, i dont make the threads

>>31461371
That's not how it works, lad. You have to learn the dimensions and what style of short stroke piston it utilizes. Best to reverse engineer is buy an SVD (Good luck), and measure the dimensions from there.

>>31461467
Nice video

>>31461467
Here is a video that explains the difference between the SVD and Vepr. The Vepr, much like the PSL, is pretty much a RPK, which is very much a stretched out kalashnikov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiqfgAFHikg

>>31461444
>>31461405
Are the norinco SVDs the same dimensions as the russian ones?

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>>31461429
I stand by that as well, bud.

Also here a better pic for >>31460382

>>31461379
Well shit, I guess we're both too poor to own one

>>31461529
For the most part

>>31461501
>>31461572
If Trump gets elected and he and Poots decide to lift Russian trade restrictions, how much do you think one would cost?

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Have you accepted the Te-Ke as your Lord and savior yet?

>>31461614
My guess is like $1500
And I'd pay every fucking penny

>>31461614
Not likely since trump wants to bolster US production.

>>31461643
Oh I hope so! I'd be right there with ya.
Alex C. can pout.

>>31461643
Given that they have a norinco one on gunbroker now for 10k I would shill out that dosh in a heartbeat

>>31461646
Heard the nigga even told Applel they'd have to move their entire operation stateside.

>>31461614
For the TIGRs, likely drop down significantly from $5,000 minimum. I'd estimate ~$1,5000-$2,000. Pure authentic SVDs will likely also drop from the $40,000 minimum to probably $3,000-$5,000. But I have no idea, I'm no arms dealer. I just see TIGRs on gunbroker going for the stupid collector's price of $5k.

>>31461653
Isn't the Atlantic and Molot vepr based one the only affordable one? Ie under 2k

>>31461655
God I hope that happens just for the butt hurt.
>>31461656
I bet those faggots never shoot them either.

>>31461688
A fired raifu is a happy raifu, we need to liberate them

>>31461672
Yep, they go for ~$799 (basic) to ~$1,299 ("SVD" furniture + scope)

>>31461703
>bought an arisaka type 99
>"Have you decided how you are going to hang it on your wall? Put it up with the bayonet on?"
>"No, I bought it to shoot it."
Paying ~$2 a round, but idgaf

>>31461726
I'll admit it's tempting.
>>31461745
This. If I had the money I'd buy a SVD or any other over proved import restricted "collector" rifle and still shoot it after paying the thousands of dollars.

>>31461444
>>31461359
Looks like I can use a 7.62x39 barrel blank for one (bullets exact same diameter {7.92mm}), use a nagant chamber reamer or something, maybe copy an sks gas system, what else should I do to make said franken-SVD?

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>>31461814
Here is my basic Vepr, to sway you. Shit is a blast.

>Guard made a facebook page so we can talk and find him easier

Just sayen. Guardbrodraws

>>31461875
Fug I'm torn between an FAL or something like that.

>>31461895
theres also ptr-91s
>>31461892
shush

>>31461892
>facebook
REEEEEEEEEE

>>31461895
>>31461919
>FAL
>PTR-91
Now you're in my realm, don't know of those two that I want to buy first

>>31461919
I know a guy with a safe queen real deal FN FAL he might sell me so that's my primary focus. An SVD or similar would be the next rifle. Then I need the big four WW2 raifus. Never enough money in the gun budget.

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>>31461933
FAL=Best raifu for you
PTR91=The raifu your mother warned you about

>>31461961
>>31461933
Roller delayed blowback vs or tilting breechlock. If you reload, tilting breechlock wins by a mile

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>>31461933
>>31461961
>PTR

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>>31461919
>>31461933
>>31461961
>>31462049
Fuck wrong image

>>31462049
;_;

>>31462063
It swayed me either way

>>31462063
>>31462028
Don't pop an artery, now...

>>31462063
>Forgetting about her Spanish Ancestry with CETME

>>31462126
I didn't write that one, but I'll keep that in mind.

>>31462122
TILTING BREECHLOCK IS SUPERIOR FOR BATTLE RIFLE

>>31462122
Screw the poor fag of battle raifus with her brass mangling, filthy action and recoil feeler. Go with best girl and her superior gas adjustment system

>>31461875
Are you going to get that new vepr that came out in 7.62x39 so you can collect the entire set?

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>>31462157
Heheheheh... I like you. You can drink with me.

>>31462221
No, one and done. Mine is in 54r and that's good enough for me

>>31462242
But anon think of the banter between the rifles while in the safe

>>31462222
opinion on adaption of the tilting breechlock for keltec RFB?

>>31462273
Got it in a gun cabinet with a myriad of other wood furnitured rifles. I'm sure there's enough banter

>>31462222
Oh cool, you're still working on that. Cannot wait for the finished product!

>>31462242
>not getting the 7.62 harem

>>31462273
I love entertaining these ideas.
>>31462277
I couldn't say. I'm not too knowledgeable on keltecs. I'm sure someone in this thread has an opinion though.

>>31462313
>harem
Unpure

>>31462346
Don't start that shit. Leave it on /e/.

>>31462313
BUILD HARAM TO HOUSE HAREM
>>31462346
UNPURE IF YOU TAKE THEM OUT ONE TIME, RANGE DAY FOR EVERYONE, SHARE MASTER

>>31462346
>Implying it's unpure for shooters to have a harem
filthy kaffirs go and stay go

>>31462313
there's debauchery here
yayyyyy debauchery

>>31461846
I'm sorry but I'm going to stop you right there. 7.62x39 doesn't have anything near a 7.92mm diameter inside or out of the lands. Hate to be a dick but that's dangerous misinfo

>>31462377
>>31462383
>>31462421
Now I want a pic of a nervous anon surrounded by raifus all asking him questions.

>>31462299
Well, I'm talking a break from it. It needs color and I left my pencils back at my mother's house 4 states away. Next time I visit, I'll pick them up. Just in time for for Halloween.

>>31462445
my harem
>"Why do you shoot me the least?"
>KyuuKyuu, you cost ~2 a round, I can't afford to feed you as much as I like
>"But you take SKS out all the time"
>Well she eats anything, but she does eject everywhere...
>"You shoot me all the time though"
>Enfield, don't side with Arisaka. She costs 4 times as much to feed her than it does you
>"My food doesn't cost very much, why don't you shoot me more ofte-"
>SHUT THE FUCK UP MAKAROV, WHY AREN'T YOU BETTER LIKE CZ?
The harem life would be hard...

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>"Anon you never cleaned me after our last range visit."
>Elke has her arms crossed, looking quite cross at you while you set down the sand bag on the shooting bench
>Its true, you didnt clean her and she had been crotchey the entire week.
>Its just that she gets so nit picky and makes a fuss if you dont use cotton to clean her and a solid grade clp
>"I have a surprise for you, you know" you say, a smile never failing to leave your lips
>She was in her usual ratty and tattered uniform, her being particular about leaving her nice clothes you bought her at home
>She gets into quite the fuss about washing her clothes correctly, and has taken notice to your curious eyes in certain outfits
>You caught on to this when you chanced upon a cracked door and to her adjusting her pants just a smidge too low for usual wear, and with a cheeky grin whispering "für dich".
>But now she just crosses her arms and furrows her brows, staring at you haughtily
>"Hopefully some better cleaning utensils? Those ratty little..." She continues as you hand her an order form, turning your back to her to unload some ammo
>She keeps tittering over your cleaning supplies while reading before you hear her go silent, and the paper crinkle in her hands
>You look over your shoulder slightly, seeing her holding the paper close to her face
>"You... You ordered a new stock? A correct, German stock?" She looks up at you, her voice changing to pitches of shock and admiration
>"Mmhm, quite pricey but it seemed like the right thi-"
>Youre caught off guard by her tackle hugging you right in the gut, the hair in your lungs making a rapid retreat
>"Y-You b-b-bought me a n-n-n-ew..." She blubbers, burrowing her face into the front of your long sleeved t-shirt
>It was chilly, and she likes to be warm when held
>She stops trying to talk and just plants a wet, teary kiss right on your neck, then burrows in there as well, sobbing in utter happiness
>While very touching, you ARE at the range, and people are staring

>>31462509
>>31462515
these are disturbing and uncomfortable to read
>spending more money on ibuprofen than ammunition

>>31462551
>these are disturbing and uncomfortable to read
Good, get out of here you normie shit

>>31462515
>not cleaning your raifu after every range trip

>>31462509
Hey be nice to Karo

>>31462433
Wrong. The measurements of a rifle's caliber/millimeter is by the internal diameter of the rifle's barrel. The measurement of the actual bullet =/= the measurement of the rifle barrel's internal diameter. A 7.62x39mm round has a 7.92 (.311-.312 in) bullet diameter, while a .308 has a 7.82mm bullet diameter.

>>31458280
Keep going or else, you pole smoking faggot

>>31462592
I just need to change her clothes, the current ones dig in too much when I shoot, need to get her back to her original bakelite

>>31462515
If anon takes off that stock, will Elke die?

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>>31462569
This, kek

>>31462595
7.62 54r and 39 have same bulled diameter, not 51

>>31462509
Poor Karo, least loved of all anons guns
>SHAME

>>31462610
It would be extremely painful

>>31462625
>Implying I was referring .308 as 7.62x54mmR
Know your rifle caliber alternate names, boi

>>31462642
.308 was referenced as 51, as in 7.62x51
read the whole post boi

>>31461232
>M16 a slut
>implying SVD hasn't been passed around by at least 30 countries and God knows however many insurgents

>>31462667
Exactly. That's my point fuccboi.

>>31462660
4u

>>31462509
>>31462515
Thanks, most cringe worthy thing I've read all week.

>>31462683
???????

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>>31462700
Thanks for your input.

>>31462695
>>31462660
>>31462610
Shes a large caliber

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>>31462515
Gaurd. These feels. How do you capture them?
I feel prideful and happy for your raifu.

>>31462713
That was my point. I was setting 7.62x39 and .308 as examples for bullet diameter measurements.

>>31462722
UUUU

>>31462603
Bakelite is god tier.

>>31462716
Fucking love that anime.

>>31462832
Little Witch Academia is my jam. Im so pissed we get no merch in the states

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>>31462838
Most /k/ witch

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>>31462838
>>31462878
You are good people.

>>31462603
What's a mak going for these days?

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>>31462569

>>31462920
got mine for 299 for an east german one and a lot of cosmoline, but you can pick up the polish "totally not knockoff" P64s for around 230ish

>>31462674
As opposed to the 50 or so including shitskins as her majority ? My waifus only got a bit of carbon that can be cleaned but yours was just tossed into the mud of it

>>31463064
>SVD used by insurgents
Oh, I think she's seen a lot more than carbon and mud inside of her

>>31463064
Just saying, your little Dragunova isn't as pure as you think she is.

>>31463131
B-Baka, my SVD is pure! PURE! Purest raifu ever!

>>31463192
>pure
>slav
Pick one

More svd guardfag

>>31463265
I support this

>>31463265
I also support this. SVD is cute/10 would treasure.

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>>31463265
>>31463269
>>31463282
I'll see about it