Vietnam helmet writing

>>31454455
>viet cong get out reeeee

>>31454455
Not hot enough

Not a goddamn thing.

I aint payin for that piece of shit when i finally get shipped back home

Kill a gook for God
/k/

>>31454455
Born to kill
also dont forget to wear that peace button!

18:24

>>31454455
Smrt i Slava

POO POO PEE PEE
1GOOK=10GBP

"Don't look at me. Look for Charlie."

"When the red rivers a flowin', take the dirt road home"

>>31454455
fuck jane fonda

My feet hurt

it aint me

FORGIVE ME MAMA.

i wish i was in college

"Lend me your ears" as I operate wearing my necklace of severed ears

http://www.usmilitariaforum.com/forums/index.php?/topic/46108-original-vietnam-graffiti-helmets/

>>31454790
>>31454472
>>31454934
All these are great.
I'd probably write "Ave Nex Alea"

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>>31454455
>Pic related

Alternatively...


No one is accountable for existing at all, or for being constituted as he is, or for living in the circumstances and surroundings in which he lives. The fatality of his nature cannot be disentangled from the fatality of all that which has been and will be. He is not the result of a special design, a will, a purpose; he is not the subject of an attempt to attain an 'ideal of man' or an 'ideal of happiness' or an 'ideal of morality'—it is absurd to want to hand over his nature to some purpose or other. We invented the concept 'purpose': in reality purpose is lacking.

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>>31454455
>Oswalt

Of course it's a Marine.

>>31454959
>getting people killed because they spend 30 minutes trying to read your helmet

>>31454455
>it ain't me

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>>31454455
"Deus ex"

By Hook Or By Crook, I'm Going To Kill All Gooks

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God Bless the DuPont chemical company.

>>31454485
A helmet cover runs about $5, you Jew bastard.

>>31455184
I think you mean "Deus Vult"
if you meant Deus Ex, I may as well write "oh my god, JC a bomb" on my helmet

>>31454455
Contents under pressure

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>>31455184
>"Deus Ex"

HAHAHAH!

Wow, you're a retard.

"I am the one who knocks."

>>31454960
If you were stuck in Vietnam in the 60s, there really isn't an easy way to check the spelling of some dude's name. Not like he had access to Google, or brought the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica with him.

>>31454455
>I'm here on vacation, what's your excuse?

"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"

I <3 Proxy Wars

Better him than me

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me you little bitch?

PwN3d!

What would you rather take in the ass? Communist bullets, or the green weenie?

>>31454969
need that button on the left ASAP

If I had a nickel every time I dress right dressed...

FUCKING VIETNAM SHITS

I fucked a headless woman

GOODBYE SWEETHEART

HELLO VIETNAM

>>31455184
You should have said "deus ex charlia" or some shit

VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS

"It ain't me"

"In 40 or so years, the very way of life we fight for will be interrupted by the plight of those who would see our great nation fall to weakness. Children and adults alike will seek 'safe spaces' and attempt to rob us of our free speech and right to defend our homes and property from those who would do us harm. Mental illness will run rampant and be accepted by society. Those who challenge these people will be considered bigots and mocked by the media and celebrity elites. If you should find me dead, do not grieve. Know that I was spared."

10 more gooks then I'm outta here

> Aim Here
> Burial Instructions: This side up. ( on the back)
> Free Hugs!
>Albino Dolphin Rides 10¢
>Your tax dollars at work.

>>31454455
"Gott Mit Uns."

>>31454455
"Put down my books,
To shoot some gooks!"

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Born to Shitpost

>>31455184
God out?

>>31454455
"Awww shit, I went BACK in time, I wanted to go forward for AI waifus!"

>>31455353
>yes Alex, what is a newspaper
fucking millenial retards

>>31455742
Its basically saying to drive their God out of the Holy Land. Or to drive God I to it, I'm not sure on the exact reason, but something to that effect.

"War is heck"

I don't approve of bad language

Suck my dong Viet Cong!

>>31455792
He's using the wrong phrase.

>>31454455
> korn to bill

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

>>31455472
exact matches pop up occasionally
http://www.ebay.com/itm/VTG-VIETNAM-PEACE-ANTI-WAR-DROP-IT-PINBACK-BUTTON-by-Abel-Union-Local-115-/252517062719?

"I WAS BORN FOR DYING"
[Disposable Heroes starts playing]
http://youtu.be/lCsH1g5ZESk

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"VIOLENCE AND OVERWHELMING FORCE"

"9/11 never forget"

>>31454455
Fuck ISIS

"I'm actually from the future"

"Buying a clever phrase to write on a helmet."

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>>31455472
Me 2

"Have you ever wondered why nobody comes back to barracks?"

War.
Men fight.
Boys die.
And nobody wins.

>>31454455
empty when full

>>31456065
fucking socrates

I'd rather be driving my chevelle.

>>31455502
>>31455549
Glad to see that was covered.

>>31454455
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY

>>31456120
My dad served in the 25th Infantry Division 1968-1969.

My mom took his sweet ass, factory perfect Pontiac GTO and painted flowers all over it. She was a hippy.

For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!

>>31456147
She sounds like a retard.

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>>31454455
"000000"
It would give the brass and spooks eternal ulcers but they would never be able to tell anyone why or punish me for it.

"Forward, the Light Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew
Someone had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

>>31454455
"I'm here to kill the indigenous peoples of this land"

>>31456147
Fucking bitch.

G O O D V I B R A T I O N S

And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains.

>>31456176
Pls explain

>>31456285
"000000" was the nuclear launch code to everything for decades because commanders were too retarded to memorize a six digit PIN.

>>31456311
i thought it was 8 digits?

>>31456357
Either way it was all zeros.

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>>31454455

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"Ammo for nothing and the clips for free"

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does he look like a bitch?

Some folks are born

>>31456147
Jesus Christ are you okay? Did you inherit any mental issues from her?
I sincerely hope your father gave her a good lashing when he came back.

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>>31454455

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>>31456147

SILVER SPOON

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>Dr. Charlie, I'm CAS

>>31454485
>implying you're gonna get shipped back home
I got bad news for ya

>>31455787
>openly admits to being the generation that managed to destroy the american dream.

what is retarded as fuck for 500, Alex.

>>31454455
> Something along the lines of "RIP IVAN CHESNOKOV"

>by the way, there's going to be a massive terrorist attack involving hijacked airplanes on September 11th, 2001

If you have prior knowledge, why wouldn't you fuck with historians?

>>31456041
This

>>31457116
What are the chances that anyone takes it seriously, and that one of hundreds of thousands of helmet covers is preserved so that modern historians would even know it exists?

>>31456363
Source on that?

"Ask me about my tooth collection"

>>31454455
Return to sender

Niggers tongue my anus

>>31457147
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2515598/Launch-code-US-nuclear-weapons-easy-00000000.html

>It ain't me starts playing

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>>31457261

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>>31454455

>Watch out for drop bears

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>>31457311
>can you dig it?

>>31455755
Please be my AI gf

Something edgy, ironic, or pseudo-insightful. As long as it looks like an angsty 15 year old's myspace signature I should fit right in

>>31454455
Gott mit uns.

I'm not here for the country.
I'm not here for the thrill.
All I really want,
Is to kill, kill, kill.

To live is to die.

>>31457079
Wtf are you talking about m8?

>>31454455
It ain't me, it's the neighbor kid. On the left

Napalm sticks to kids on the back

Making Crispy Critters on the right

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This.

"Neither hope, nor fear."

"You die,
kin dies,
kingdom dies,
the one thing that lives on -
we know it-
the glory of the deeds of the dead."

I have information that can lead to Hillary's arrest.

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>>31455327
Underrated post.

>you can surf later

And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.

Born to it ain't me

"NO VIETNAMESE EVER CALLED ME NIGGER"

IT AINT ME

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Service grants citizenship.

>>31454853
i wish i was smart for college

It is not myself

``Check em´´

>>31454455
"FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY"

>>31454455
WHO RUNS BARTERTOWN

>>31455825
Fucking kek, I don't know why this got me but I did.

Draw a little Cat in the Hat next to it

The god of war is impartial, he deals out death to those who deal in death.

"If found please return to sender" or "To what end?"

"God's in His Heaven, All is Right With the World."

"FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY"
on the back

>>31454455
the entire navy seal copy pasta

probably i put "Behind u asshole" or someting like that u now :v

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"Ariana Grande is my grand daughter but I'd still fuck her"

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>writing on your helmet
>not believing the grooming standard ought to always be there for the men
>disrespecting godfather by acting like a delinquent

"Give me something to shoot. no seriously, I don't want to carry all this ammo back."

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>>31459809

>>31459843
You must be former military. lol. When we jumped into Panama, my roommate had an AT-4. As soon as he hit the ground, he looked for the first enemy vehicle and shot it (of course, they are supposed to be used when you are under direct attack or in ambush/raid). He didn't want to lug that fucker so he deployed it immediately.

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Believe in Steven!!

Charlie don't surf

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>>31455666
Czeched

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>>31456617
Hey, thats pretty good!

In Platoon, there are two different groups: the faggot-ass hippies in Sgt.Elias's camp and the stone-cold drunk killers under SSgt.Barnes. I noticed that as I grew older, I started to sympathize more with SSgt.Barnes' group. Does anyone else feel the same way or am I just a fucking sociopath?

>>31460960
Being a sociopath in the Infantry is an asset. However, killing innocents is not a good thing. Barnes was wrong. Elias was a lethal killing machine, as we all saw when he went tearing through the jungle.

Barnes was just a fuck head dick.

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>>31461027
>gooks
>innocent

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Splash on your bitch with the water

"BURN IT" or "I miss my dog."

>>31454455
"shooting charlie is easier than fucking his daughters"

"Keep the neighborhood safe, H."

>>31454455
>Pop pop pop
>Watchin' gooks drop

>/path of light/ written on a 4 of clubs

>Ave Nex Alea

>*A drawing of a smug pepe on the front*

>Remember the Alamo (gotta rep that 210)

>SUN TZU SAID THAT

>Thanks, Obama

>>31455739
>>31455825
>>31455822

I love it

Patrolling the Jungle almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.

>>31456137
Fuck I missed a good opportunity

now that I remember that anime is a possibility,
>WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
>A true man never dies... Even when he's killed...
>DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE, ROW ROW, KILL THE COMMIES

>>31454455
I Regret Nothing

>>31454455
Lend me your Pig.

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>>31461027
>innocents
>in a fucking war

>>31461381
>get hired to do a job
>don't do the job
>fuck things up for the other people who are trying to get the job done
>WHY ARE PEOPLE JUDGING ME ;_;

>>31454455
murder patrol on left

possum squad on right

>>31461402
you'd be the first to get smoked then

>Heh, nothin personal kid
I'd make them read it before I slashed them with a comondeered Katana

"Don't shoot" on the back

"Ne tirez pas" or "Đừng bắn" on the front.

>>31460960
Sociopath.

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>>31454455
I don't know, but I own this helmet that was used in Vietnam. Guy who gave it to me said he killed a lot of gooks.

He wrote some shit on it but it's hard to see.

>>31454455
One Fiddy

>>31461472
you've got to be.

>>31455787
Yes, because newspapers are going to run the same story for years after the event. And I'm the retard.

Also,
>you're not a millennial

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>>31461513
That's his gear too.

Also this dope medic bag.

>>31457187
W-what about your tooth collection?

>>31461513
>no helmet band
Marines?

"Two bombs wasn't enough"
But then have a weeb drawing below it.

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>>31461555
CHECKED

Seriously, this medic bag design is the tits.

>>31454455
"Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn't really crazy."

>>31461577
Nah, he was army I think. He only brought the cover and shell back. I put a minty 1965 liner inside and added a band. I do like the rubber bands the marines made. Those were cool.

"all stick and no tits"

>>31461446
lol whatever you say internet tough guy

"I wanna be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill"

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Watch where you are pointing that, charlie.

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"No brakes on the rape train."

>>31461555
>>31461583
>dope medic bag
Anon, that bag is small as fuck. The medic who carried that thing probably only kept Kleenexes, rubber bands, and some olive drab bandanas in there. Possibly the medic had tourniquets made from dead gook shirt pieces and punji sticks pulled out of the medic's last victim.

The aid bags they carry nowadays are fucking massive. And in addition to the aid bags, everybody has an individual first aid kit and the medic often grabs a "jump bag" when he's going somewhere.

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>>31455739
"battle froag"

>>31454455
>this machine kills charlie

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We'll never leave the ride

Your friendly neighborhood imperialist

"Say "GI go home" if there are VC in this village and you want me to burn it down."

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"FRONT TOWARD ENEMY" on the front and "BACK" on the back. Shotgun shells tucked into the band on the right side, a "Peace Through Superior Firepower" button on the left and/or a lighter and cigar.

>>31454455
GOOKS IN THE WIRE
Killing machine
I fucked Lady Bird Johnson

>>31455184
If /gsg/ could see this...

Purge the fishheads

"I'm just here for the gook pussy and career progression."
-lifer

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Where can I get some vietnam era gear? They didn't use what we get as Woodland camo in Vietnam did they? They had something similar but not quite that right?

>>31454455
>this is how it feels to choose 5 gum
>could have had a V8
>This way up ^
>FRAGILE: HANDLE WITH CARE
>caution: has not had shots

The possibilities are endless

>>31455331
Came here to post this

"CHEEKI BREEKI"

>>31454540
Who's side are you on, son?
Don't you love your country?

>>31456270
Underrated.

>>31462442
Woodland came around in the 80's.

Every surplus shop on the planet will have ALICE gear, just read up on it and look around.

(ALICE was the acronym for the infantry carrying equipment)

>>31454455
1v1 one me on Rust, bitch

>>31462620
Alice was not used in Vietnam (maybe at the very end)

nếu bạn có thể đọc này, bạn đang đứng quá gần

Write it on the front

LET THE PEOPLE KNOW MY WISDOM, FILL THE LAND WITH SMOKE

"Don't mean nothin."

"All fucking niggers must fucking hang."

>>31454455
"I like fat bitches"

HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE

>>31462818
Code for anal sex

>>31457049
looking at this photo, I am immediately a 20 year old Spec4 again

"If you want my treasure, it's yours for the taking. You can find it all in One Piece."

Want to see my bacon torpedo?

>>31462460
>this is how it feels to choose 5 gum

holy shit that is gold

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Ask me about the future.

"Don't worry, nobody dies while being filmed"

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>>31454455
>It ain't me

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>not one BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

I am disappoint /k/

Only stick your dick in the ones that cough.

Calm a llama down
Calm a llama Deep down in the ocean blue
Like a barnacle sitting in a tight place
Laughing like a monkey arm
Pulling like a china boy

Carraway
Carraway
Carraway
Noise

Boing Tikka Masala
Boing Tikka Masala

Ooh tooth, tooth

>>31454852
Hey Randall.

'i asked for magazines, and all they gave me were these lousy clips'

>>31462633
What did they use then?

>>31463273
dragon dildos

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

>>31462495
I really like this one

draw on angry eyebrows

>>31463830
You may think that was just a quip but that is actually ingenious. Funny as fuck

>this is gonna lead to nothing but a bunch of overrated video games in 30 years

"Anon, what the fuck is a video game? Do you mean like watching football on tv?"

>Yeah Harold I mean like fuckin' John Madden, exactly. Go bother Jackson.

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>>31454455

He doesn't think, he doesn't feel
He doesn't laugh or cry
All he does from dusk til dawn
Is make the Vietnam shits die

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>>31454455
Contains sharp edges, may require assembly upon arrival.

(When I trip over my own landmine at least the guy who finds me will get a laugh)

>>31463895
Yeah, all those games that take place in the Vietnam war

>>31455831
Deus vault means "God wills it" and deus ex probably means something else

>>31454455

Listen to me, iPhone warriors in worldwide poverty stricken hermitages. Believe the picture and see the truth. Two plus four equals six, six equals seven, seven equals eight, equals ending the eternal control of hyper fucker sissyboy prostate gods and Latino cream king slut warriors forever. Look into the numbers flying into your eyeballs and ingest them through the intestines and out the sphincter of eternity into your brainwaves, reverberating worldwide into four billion people, globe-wide into pure strained, gold poverty forever, culminating in the free market system equals eternal peace and liberty for all souls in the sensual chokehold of Steely Dan's enormous man pussy clitoris, all microblogged in the everwashing eyesight ear zones of TV-iPhone metacasts, living surrounded by the lie of cigarette cash truth youth exocriminals, written onto the parchment of our mindsoul's body's conciousness body and mind. Computerized sexlords by the Enron oil international playboy vicelords committee of local bonerlords, computerized sexlords triumph endlessly in the hills of your dreams, death, life, free market and damnation running throughout your veins, into the deadly living world sound sight robot conspiracy of pyramid scheme ultimate hellworld death crime. Rip babies from the arms of their mothers while nursing the erections of ultimate hellworld super king cock socks, asshole feeding tubes deliver perfect poison intraveneously while paid spokesman belch rhyming sales pitch

>>31462115
> gooks in the wire, need more fire

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"I'm just here for the violence."

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>>31464014
sure were.

They all came out just in time for thirty years later.

"Fear is the mind killer"

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>>31464026
Deus ex literally means 'god out of' and is the name of a video game series, and is otherwise nonsense.

It's a shortening of 'deus ex machina', which is an ACTUAL latin phrase, which means 'god from the machine' and is a reference to old Greek plays where there was supposedly some sort of device that would be used to lower a character playing a god from the heavens who would appear at the end of the play and literally godmagic the plot problems to a satisfactory conclusion. The term has become shorthand for 'a lazy plot device that serves to solve the conflict in the story essentially via author fiat'.

In the game series the reference is to a literal interpretation of the phrase 'god from the machine' since it's about technology changing the nature of humanity.

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>>31456176
Oh yes, I'm sure the brass was concerned about illiterate Vietnamese traveling to America, infiltrating military bases, breaking into silos in pairs, reprogramming and covertly launching missiles with all their rice-farmer technical aptitude, despite their sponsor the USSR possessing thousands of warheads of their own. All the nuclear technicians crawling around the mud in 'Nam would be soooo trolled!

>>31456311
It wasn't so much they were too retarded to memorize the numbers (because the only people who were supposed to know the numbers were people with authorization to launch)--more that they didn't want to wait on authorization in case the time came.

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>>31456176
>put eight zeros on your helmet
>act coy when you get interrogated endlessly about it
>end up in gitmo and reported as 'MIA'

>>31464235

Hey.

Battlefield Vietnam was my jam.

>>31456137
ooh fuck yeah

"People will be arguing for decades whether or not we won"

>>31464279
The Russians would certainly have been interested in it

>>31464352
If the Russians had any clue what eight zeroes meant. It's a hell of a leap to say "Hey this random G.I. may have nuclear launch codes in plain view on his helmet."

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>>31454455

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>>31464352
You mean the Russian advisors at their headquarters in North Vietnam, or the Russian pilots flying above? Yes, we're all impressed you can regurgitate half-truths you read on Cracked.com, but next time try to put some thought into how you parade that intimate military 'knowledge'.

>>31454455
>contains trace amount of human

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"làm ơn đừng giết tôi"
Or
"Never drink from a coconut you found in the dark."

>>31454455
"Meat is Murder" like that one Smiths album.
The original helmet read "Make War Not Love".

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>>31464479

>>31464001
Some Assembly Required would be pretty good on its own.

>>31462650
This one is pretty damn good

>>31462442
The pattern in the pic is ERDL. Most guys wore OD though

Warning: this product contains lead

>>31454455
"whereever we go we go forward
And the devil laughs with us
Ha ha ha"

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>>31456861

>>31461027
>However, killing innocents is not a good thing.

No, not killing *enough* innocents is not a good thing.

Perkele

>>31457136
>One in hundreds of thousands
Worth it if it messes with pussy history majors of the future.

>>31456311
It had more to do with the fear of commanders panicking and forgetting the code or becoming incapable of typing the code.

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>>31455742

>GOD GET OUT REEEEEEEE

>>31454455

'born to shill'

this helmet had better fucking work

>>31454485
>planning on being shipped back home

"these drugs we were given are great"

>>31454455
9/24/16 07 15 20 29 41 22

Then make sure I face that to a camera when some media guy's taking photos or filming. If filming look straight into the camera and wink while mouthing "lottery".

>>31460960
I dunno. I think I could fairly easily lay waste. But words are cheap.

Liquor and being cooped up in cities never helps with irrational rage either

Homeles, hungry, out of booze, out of smokes. Please, anything helps

>>31454455
Y'all mothefuckers need jesus

>>31464872
Fav so far

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>>31463103

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>>31465070
Psst

"I should have took the blue pill"

>>31462812
Now this is as good as anyone.

I kinda like it.

also

>The fatter the girl, the harder my cock
>Still better than being a hippie
>

>>31454455
>09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

I'll try to get in as many photos & vids as possible.

>>31455311
In the 60s that's like $40 though

...well still not really that much

>>31454790
KEK

>>31455666
Good ones, Satan.

>WE COME IN PEACE
>SNATCHIN TRIGGERS AND DROPPIN NIGGERS
>VIOLENCE SOLVED EVERYTHING

Only thing my grandpa wrote on his was tally marks on the inside of the helmet. Brought his helmet home.

27 tally marks. He just winked when i asked them what they were.

>>31459809
HEMET*

Fixed that for ya

Right Wing Death Squad local 14-88 chapter

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>GET PSYCHED

>Blood and tears make men out of queers
>In big bold letters: PLEASE READ THIS DISTRACTION

Or draw an entire maze on my helmet so the gooks got something to do after they eat me. The beginning and end would both be labeled as "VIET NAM"

>>31454455
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE

>>31456617
"I want my M-60"

"At least we're not in Hue"

"Can love bloom on the battlefield?"

Inside every gook is an American waiting to get out.

>I'm just here to find my wallet

>It ain't me... No really, it ain't

>I'm walkin' here
>Should've picked prison
>Eat my ass and balls
>I'm too white for this shit
>How you doin?
>Who gave me a gun?
>All your base are belong to us
>At least I ain't a nigger
>Shoulda rolled
>Make Vietnam, Japan again
>Cleaning up another French mess

BORN TO KILL
WORLD IS A FUCK
KILL 'EM ALL 1965
I AM TRASH MAN
410,757,864,530 DEAD GOOKS

'ur a faget'
'you should see the other guy'
'REMOVE THE BROWN'

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>>31454455
AMERICAN HERO! and vietnam villain
with a American flag over the American hero

>I'll fiddle your kids

"ain't no senators son"

>>31467705
my sides

Modern Life is Rubbish

M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E

>>31457706
>Implying America wasn't at its height during Vietnam.

>>31455519 I fucked a headless woman

Dude! That's intense!..