Gun Store Annoyances

Why the fuck not? Sure, next I'm gonna go by a house sight unseen and get a car without a test drive...that gun shop can get fucked

>>31432367
>go into turners
>girl behind the counter
>ask if pistol carbine on display is 45acp
>if so do they have 9mm
>girl asks other associate if they have any other 45s available
>i correct her with "no, what caliber is that carbine and is it the only one in stock?"
>faggot white knight replies with "idk, the price is the same for all of them "
He intentionally dismisses me to get points with her.
What a fucking faggot

>>31432367
>scattergat
You're probably <21 years old and dress like a moron. I'm surprised they would even let you touch anything.

>>31432784
You weren't going to buy anything anyways, quit wasting people's time.

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>>31432848

>>31432848
FAG

>>31432848
Do you have a permit for all those edges sir?

>>31432848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

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>>31432848

>>31433943
Source? Which video?

>>31432367
>go in gun store to ask them to order me a gun
>they won't

Seriously. Fuck some shops. I want a specific weapon and I will pay you to be the middle man. Why try to talk me into your bullshit stock that I don't want? This is an esoteric hobby. I have done my research and know what I want.

Story 1:
>be me
>be manager at big box FFL
>two chucklefucks at the counter
>one decides to pull the trigger on M&P 40C
Okay sir, my guy'll box you up and I'll getcha started on the paper work.
>"Hey! Maybe this'll shut yer wife up."
>"Huh huh huh..."
>mfw
Okay, now I can't sell you this firearm because of intent.
>b-but b-b-but we was joking
Sorry bud.
>fill out 4473 void form

Story 2:
>old couple walk up to my counter
>man was probably a fudd back in the day
>pretty cool guy
>wife is totally lost the whole time
>it's cool we're here to help
>man wants to buy his wife a purse gun
>pull down ruger .357 snub nose (for .38s, a G43, and a sig 238
>man hands his wife the G43
Now don't point it at anyb-
>CLICK
>she points it right at my face and drops the hammer
>die on the inside
>man takes the gun away
It's okay sir. I've been shot with empty guns so many times back here I've lost count.
>they buy the G43

Story 3:
>Dindus saunter up to the counter
>prolly from the city north of us
>prolly need an extendo, bullets, and a shower
>we all vacate the counter and leave them with the old white guy
>dindus get fed up with lack of service and go somewhere else
>return to business as usual

Story 4:
>at the gun counter
>customer walks up and asks for a glock 9
>start flipping through the glocks
I gotta glock 19, 17, and-
>"No. A glock!"
>points at the S&W SVE
This one?
>"Yeah that's what the cops us!"
Literally where?! I think to myself.
>pull the gun down
Sir, this is the Smith and Wesson S-
>Smith and Wesson makes a glock?!
>happy as a clam now
Cringe on the inside
>"No sir. This is the SVE series from Smith. Not a Glock."
>I thought they all were all glocks.
>this guy
>try to educate him on the different companies and models
>buys the SVE anyway because of the two-tone
>...

Story 5:
>busy day
>understaffed
>helping two parties at the same time
>hand an AR to one customer
>turn and hand a scope to another
>turn around
>guy with AR is staring straight down to barrel, thumb on the trigger
Sir, I know I cleared the rifle, but if you want to check the rifling, you can pull the pin at the rear of the receiver and look through the chamber.
>"oh I was checking if it was loaded."
>k

>>31434874
>>all guns are glocks

He was black wasn't he?

>>31437249
Actually no. Some white guy. Looked a landscaper/contact worker.

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>>31437130
>"oh I was checking if it was loaded."
Yes...checking if it was loaded...

>>31434630
>>31434698
>>31434744
>>31434874
>>31437130

These are amazing. Any more?

>>31437130
>if you want to check the rifling, you can pull the pin at the rear of the receiver and look through the chamber.
What's wrong with looking through the bore if you personally check it? On many guns it's impossible or difficult to look through the chamber, and I'd rather not get my hands oily just to look at a barrel.

>>31437507
>I'd rather not get my hands oily
nu male beta fag.

>don't point a weapon at anything you don't want to kill.

>>31432367
>go to gun store
>it's penis inspection day
Every time

>>31437548
>calls someone a numale beta fag
>follows muh 4 rules like a fundamentalist
let me guess, you don't dry fire at targets on a wall because it breaks two rules?

>>31437426
There are days where (the idiots that come up the counter do this to me) I believe we could use some gun control. I stap back out of it of course, but those are my Squidward days.

Story 6:
>a group of three teens walk up to the counter
>eyeballing the duck guns
>fuddlets
What can I do for you gentleman?
>they want to see the bo-nellys
>they look 15
sure. Can I see someone's ID so I know at least one of you are 18?
>they check out
>bo-nellys are too expensive for daddy's money
>they check out the stoeger
>the camo is so expensive
>offer the black version
>"nah... I can't hunt without a camo gun..."
>whyme.god
>I wish realtree and mossyoak were never a thing
>tiger stripe, M81, flecktarn, multicam tropic ftw
>stifle my inner autism
>they buy nothing because money talks; bullshit walks
>I want to scream "get a job!"
>but they'd probably come back and try to justify how mowing lawns in the neighborhood is a job

>>31437588

>ND into a wall
fuck thats lame

>ND into your head
your family celebrates

>fundamentalist

nope just not a numale beta fag like yourself,

>Weird hours
>random off days

Going to have to wait until FUCKNIG TUESDAY to pick up my gun since traffic prevented me from getting there on time today.

>we give law enforcement discounts and perks!

Thanks for your unbalanced service of the 2nd Amendment, any gun store that does this.

>>31437637

Yeah. Stores closed on Sunday/Monday and those that close at 6 p.m. are awful. It's like they don't want the working man to be armed.

>>31437631
how can you even hold a gun? you're violating rule 2 every single time you're not aiming at a target or an agitated urban youth scholar.

>>31437548
>not wanting to kill yourself

Try harder

>>31432848
BANNED IN UK

>>31437697
did you even read what you quoted

>of course not

if I somehow fuck up a dryfire drill with rule 2, i've got a hole in the wall and feel like a real fag.

don't fucking point a weapon at something you don't want a hole though.

jesus this is basic stuff senpai. it's not an issue and you're >9000% sure you're safe until you're not.

>>31437667
>>31437667
Like any good American, I blame fucking liberals.

If they didn't make gun ownership so taboo gun stores would be more common, have better prices, and be open longer.

Story 7:
>guy and very busty wife walks up to the counter
>tanning salon worker busty
>Hindenburgs
>guy wants to see the S&W 500
>he looks like a personal trainer at a gym
>Obviously trying to show off the size to his "wife?"
>spins the the cylinder
>ohgodno.gif
Please don't-
CLACK
do that. It can damage the timing on the cylinder causing the gun to fail.
>I might be 6'5" but this dude could fold me into a pretzel
>guy actually becomes sheepish and apologizes, says he didn't know
>his wife then sees the $1149 price tag and soprano slaps the back of his head
>she lights into him with "if you break their shit you're going to have buy it! You know you can't afford that shit!"
>on and on
>mfw she wore the pants
>mfw that 290lb man got put on a short leash because I said something

>>31434630
I've seen you before

Gander Mountain? Cabela's?

>>31437769
>not having basic reading comprehension
well you're probably retarded but it might just be a product of living in bumfuck nowhere with shitty schools, i won't blame you.

Story 8:
>about ready to close up
>some guy and his buddy come in
>he's talking big
>pull down 2 rifles
>he wants scopes, rings, and mounts for both of them
>fill out paperwork
>proceed
>dollarsigns.krabs
>get to the register
>hour after close
>card declined
>out of state resident so the bank put a stop on the transaction
>only $700 cash on him
>goddamnit
Thankfully he was a good sport and redid it all the next day.

>>31437815
>not addressing the initial point.
>having shittiy firearm handling

keep on calling other people uneducated newfriend.

>>31437130
https://youtu.be/F0Od1OaHsYY

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>>31432367
>buying milsurp
>asks you not to remove the bolt or has the bolt ziptied shut
if youre selling me a 70+ year old rifle owned by who knows how many people, im not going to pay more than wall hanger price unless you let me inspect the fucking rifling.

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>>31437726
Kill yourself Jim

>>31437881
>>31437815
Will you two just fuck already?

>>31437795
Nope.avi
Wasn't me. I'd love to tell you where I worked but I could lose my job if my corporate office were to connect me somehow with these stories. I have a sense of humor, but they do not.

Story 9:
>spot a wild fudd
>he seems lost
>like a deer in the headlights
>he spots us finally
>our normal clothes don't stand out as much as realtree does
>he wandles all the way up the ammo isle to talk to us
>"where's your ammo?"

Im planning on buying my first rifle soon but the laws where I live are shitty and hard to follow, and Ive never been around a firearm in my whole life. Will I look like an idiot if I walk into a gun shop without knowing what I want?

>>31437942
only if im top. bottom is gay

>>31432367
what anime is this?

>>31438018
Soul Eater

>>31438018
buko no pico

>>31437984
No, but they will try to take advantage of your ignorance

>>31432848
shhhhhhhh, quit being a faggot.

>>31432784
That doesn't make him a white knight.

Went to a shop that had a bunch of nifty WWII stuff on the shelves, no price tag.

"How much is this?" I ask

"Oh. thats not for sale.."

Story 10:
>some guy with a fannypack walks up the counter
>"I need to buy a holster."
Sure buddy! What kind of gun is it?
>"I have it right here."
>pulls a ruger P95 out of his waistband. Hammer back. Finger on the trigger. Aimed at my stomach.
>do a quick sidestep and the barrel follows as he turns toward me again
Sir! Is that thing loaded?
>well yeah
PUT IT DOWN
>he lays it on the counter
May I?
>he shrugs
>clear it
>ball ammo (as if that's supposed to be a relief)
>find a holster
Buddy, didn't anyone ever tell you never to point a gun at anybody?
>"son, you might be too young to have ever heard about it, but in Vietnam, that's all we did."
>shoot the shit about his cervix
My father was a PJ in that war, so I was aware of that skirmish.
>crazy old vet leaves with an uncle mikes holster.
I'm still not sure what to think about that one

>>31438124
I think there's a different culture surrounding trigger discipline among /k/ posters/civilian shooters, and vets that have been in the shit.

>>31437913
FUCKING THIS

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>>31438186
Or, maybe, servicemen and by extension veterans are from the lowest rungs of society and are generally very unintelligent, poorly educated, rural, selfish and ape-like. Which is what drew them to service in the first place.

Prove me wrong.

>>31437667
Any business should be free to give whatever discounts and perks they want to whoever they want.

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>>31437551
>he doesn't enjoy penis inspection day

>>31434698
>drops the hammer
>G43

>Hammer

>Glock 43

Your horseshit story sucks, noguns faggot.

>>31438186
The thing that gets me is that 90+% of third world ""freedom fighters"" have perfect trigger discipline, while half of the cops and soldiers you see can't manage to not point their loaded weapons at bystanders with their fingers on the trigger.

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>>31438018

>>31437667
You sound like guy behind me at chipotle bitching because my friend the manager came out of the office to comp my meal.

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>>31439322
>Your horseshit story sucks, noguns faggot
It's an expression you autist.
Everyone knows glocks are striker fire.
All of my stories are true.

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>>31439413

Different anon, I don't think that's what he's saying at all. I've seen shops do the buddy thing with LE and shops that don't because of "muh support 2A and don't sell cops guns restricted to civilians we all have the same rights."

>>31438124
I despise veterans and old people who pull that sorta excuse. "I think I have more experience than you, therefore I get to act like a dangerous asshole."

>>31438124

More of these stories please.

BTW, does your counter also carry a glass jar full of cleared ammo from guns brought in the store?

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>>31439921
I'm kinda out of good material that I can't think of. My other stories are different variations of those I just told. The others still are not worth telling. Just stupid things. Sometimes I catch the sales guys telling fuddlore or passing on information that's not entirely correct. Unless it's potentially dangerous I don't correct them. We're in business to make money and some of these guys are just here for a paycheck.

No glass jar. I find it in poor taste. As much as I like to hate idiots, their money is just as good as everyone elses. If they feel alienated, they won't come back and neither will their friends. It's all about making money. Everyone is treating well unless you're telegraphing that you're a criminal.
I gonna call it a night in a few though, fellow /k/ommandos. I've got a new /ak/ sketch I need to work on. I'm not guard so don't ask.

>>31432367
Ok, so it is not a CSB...

Cabelas pricing structure absolutely annoys the shit out of me.
My local store especially sucks.
>Sale prices may be different online vs in store.
>One color of a clothing item may be on sale price but others not. (it is not clear on the "sale" sign. You find out when you're at the register)
>Shelf tags frequently don't reflect sales or actual price when you get to the register.
>electronic 4473s (fts -- why make it easier for dog killers?)

>>31438124
>>shoot the shit about his cervix
either this was meant for /b/ or that was supposed to be "service"

>>31440126
What do you think?

>>31440126
Welcome to /k/, we are a board about weapons.

You should probably lurk for a bit before posting, else you may make yourself look stupid.

>>31440177
but I am stupid, so I guess the joke's on you

>>31440174
impossible to tell

>>31437782
He probably needed the neighborhood jamal to satisfy her because his steroid dick wasn't enough.

>>31437507

>HURR DURR IT'S OKAY TO POINT GUNZ AT PEEPLE IF U CLEER IT 1ST AND IDK HOW TO PULL A SINGLE PIN WITHOUT GETTING OIL ON MY HANDS

You're a fucking idiot, you know that?

>>31440198
You may be right.

>>31437548
>>don't point a weapon at anything you don't want to kill.

What if you want to check the bore on a revolver and the barrel isn't easily removable like 99.9% of them?

>>31434698
Did she have Alzheimer's? What the fuck.

>>31440258
Why would you need to check the bore on a gun that will never leave its curio cabinet?

>>31439616
As unfair as you see giving leos deals is as unfair as it is to tell a business he can't do business as he pleases. You don't like his policies, buy your guns elsewhere. Its how capitalism works.

>>31439574
>Implying

>>31434607
Order it yourself and ship it to that gunshop. It's 2016 they don't need to do this for you anymore. Maybe thats why they told you to fuck off.

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>>31440274

>>31440362
You're a fucking retard

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>>31440274
Alright you cheeky cunt, you get that one.

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>>31432367
>go in gun store for revolvers
>guns are not in display
>ask for revolver
>clerk shows me a catalog
>ask if I can see a 38 snub nose
>"do you already have a permit, sir?"
>nope
>"sorry, I can't do that"
>okay
>come back a year later with the paper work to buy it
>gun price is 10% higher because of inflation
>have to lock it in a case separately from the ammo
>have to put the gun case in the trunk and the box of 38 in the glove box
>praying to not get robbed while going home
>praying to not get stoped by the cops while going home
>after arriving at home has to lock both in a safe

Just a normal day in a nogunz country. God bless America.

>>31434698
>It's okay sir. I've been shot with empty guns so many times back here I've lost count.

As a former gun store employee, this speaks to me on a very deep level. I got disturbingly used to guns being pointed at me. I never quite got over them being pointed square at my face though.

>>31440401

I wanna pull her pants up. That would be so hot.

>>31440401
Don't feel too bad. Aside from having to lock it in a safe at home, that whole process is disturbingly close to my glorious home state of Maryland. This shithole might as well be Europe, as far as guns are concerned.

>>31437942
kek kek kek

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>>31440418
Amazing how that is, isn't it?

Well, goodnight /k/
I've worked on my sketch, quite enough for one day. I hope grace y'all with it in a few months. The image is 4X the size of my last one, 5X the /ak/, and hopefully more detailed. I'm disappointed with the amount of detail of my last one.

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>>31438186
>vets that have been in the shit
I'm a vet that was in the shit, and I was taught trigger and muzzle discipline. This is not an excuse.

>>31438884
Ouch dude. I wish I could say that statements like that hurt, but after all the little kids I've killed and women I've raped, I'm just dead inside.

>>31439322
Wait, I'm confused. You think it doesn't have a hammer inside of it? How does it strike the primer?

>>31440042
Thanks for sharing Anon! They were fun to read.

>>31440126
Hello Newfriend!

>>31440564
It's called "striker-fired"

Racking the slide pulls back the firing pin (actually, the striker) to where the sear grabs it

>>31438884

This is entirely true 99% of the time unless they're an officer.

>>31440672
holly fucking balls, I'm ignorant as fuck right now

Good thing this is freaking anonymous. I'm fucking embarrassed anyway. I seriously have been shooting for over 20 years, and I didn't know this.

>>31440822
>striker-fired
well, fuck me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT_B1HoaR_E

>>31440830
Anybody get Goldeneye 007 nostalgic from that video?

>>31440890
Yep. Used to play that on an emulator with my friends during middle school. Shit honestly made me finish my work earlier so I could get on and play a LAN game or 2 before going to another class.
This Wolfenstein 3D and Unreal Tournament give me nostalgia boners.

>>31437130
>checking the barrel through the chamber
As an armorer I am literally spilling my spaghetti everywhere right now.

>>31432784
Which turners was it? Turners is horrible

>>31432367
>Be in a small gunstore
>Just fudd stuff everywhere
>Only things that keep me getting there is the possibility of a rare old gun and an ex undergrad of mine who does his apprenticeship there
>Looking at some over unders
>Middle aged clerk gets a book out of the store front but leaves the display open so the passerbys can look directly into the store.
>After a minute or two the old owner comes into the display room and screams at the clerk to shut the display fast.
>Me baffled because I never heard him scream
>too late
>door opens and a tourist group of chinks flood the small store
>everyone is shoulder to shoulder
>they are all here just for looking except like 3 who buy the world known pocket knife
>see a guy on my left fumbling at a shotgun
>Takes it off the rack and disconnects the cable
>the door is now shut and the siren is frightening the chink
>mfw i am a good head bigger than them
>lean over and rip the shotgun out of his hands
>put it back into the rack
>fumble the wires together
>chinks now close too panic at this point
>siren stops and the door can be opend again
>just like they came they flooded back out
>we that remained just look at each other like
>wtf just happend

>>31438884
This is entirely true unless they're in the air force

>>31441383

Are you perhaps in western canada?

>>31441487
No swiss.

>>31432848
> you werent going to buy anything anyways

OP never said weather he was going to buy it or not and he's not wasting much time by asking what calibre a gun on the wall is

>>31437548
So I can't inspect the crown and look down the bore from the muzzle end, news to me.

>>31440528
comm pls go

>>31440564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1VD1D1hLsQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pThsdG0FNdc

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>>31440822
>>31440830
Happy to help

>Be Me, shop I work at on week ends
>Guy comes in, pretty cool, needs to get some stuff/ammo
>Guy tells son ( his is maybe 7 ) not to touch anything
>As soon as guys back is turned, kid walks over to AR wall and starts pulling the trigger on everything
>Dad grabs son, talks him down firmly but not loudly, yay, god parenting
>Guy turns back to counter, kids goes right back to it, pulling the trigger on a Yugo SKS at the corner of the counter
>Dad gets pissed, quietly and firmly tells him what will happen when he gets home if he doesn't stop
>really starting to like this guy
>I go in back to get transfer for another customer
>Come back, Kid is hanging on the fucking 1917 we have on display by AR wall, trigger depressed as he sweeps the room
>Point this out to dad
>Kid gets picked up, dad says he'll be right back, walks out door
>Comes back a minute later, no kid, pays for everything he was looking for
>Really like this guy, pretty sure the kids ass got beat by his mom out in the truck

>>31432367
Maybe this is just a me-problem, but every LGS employee I've ever met falls into one of two categories:
>condescending asshole with an attitude
>bro-tier helpful employee

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>>31434874
>>31437249

>>31440126
Lurk more faggot

>>31437868
Did his card company not have a hotline for that shit? I had my VISA card declined once while travelling and all it took was a phone call to fix.

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>>31434874
>>Smith and Wesson makes a glock?!
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>>31442487
https://youtu.be/9harALGqtcw?t=3m49s

>>31434607
>Why try to talk me into your bullshit stock that I don't want?

Clearly you have never worked retail. I suggest you try it sometime.

Working in automotive retail for 7 years, I'd say that easily 75% of our special orders were never picked up or paid for and generally became a pain in the ass.

>>31437618
>>"nah... I can't hunt without a camo gun..."

These fucks never heard of paint?

>>31442557
That's why you make them pay 90 percent when they order, and just pay 10 percent at pick up.

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>>31432848
>being a faggot for no reason

>>31437984
yeah but that's unavoidable. leave if its busy and come back when its quiet, if the guy at the counter will talk to you then, just tell him up front you're not buying today but you're also clueless about the laws. if they were going to take you for a ride, they'll be dismissive assholes immediately. otherwise you'll probably learn something.

>>31434874
To be fair it's a glock clone

>>31437913
THIS.
>be me at gunshow
>checking out one of the few tables with milsurp
>nice looking yugo sks still covered in cosmoline, looks like it was never used, $400
>seems like a fair price, open up action to look down barrel to see how much cosmo is in there
>"HOLD ON SIR, I need that rifle back."
>give it back to him
>he zip ties the action shut
>start to walk away
>"hey you can hold it again now!"
>ignore him and move on

I really, really hate that.

>>31440418
gunsmith also working retail here
I also got mostly used to it, because it happens every other day.
One time I took the gun away from someone after he dry-fire-mozambique'd his buddy and me with a HK p30.

>>31441259
I meant through the back of the receiver, as opposed to the the bore. Your field of view still passed through the chamber before entering the barrel.
I'll be the first to say I don't know everything. Now that I've clarified what I meant, enlightenten me with you armorer's wisdom.
>>31442442
Probably. It was Visa, but it was also getting at 10pm.
>>31442565
They were probably the ones that ate it in grade school.
>>31443164
There are a few good ones who zip tie the actions open in Columbia SC. Prices were on the high side of fair though.
>>31443228
Lmao!

>>31443164
>>31437913

I don't really go for milsurp at gun shows, mostly cause i wouldn't know good from bad. But i though they ziptied actions shut so you couldn't sneak in a bullet and kill someone.

>>31438095
It does, and you're probably a numale whiteknight yourself.

you're worst than feminist.

>>31437130
>All these fags who don't know how to inspect rifling
You lock back the bolt, then use a flashlight or a piece of paper in the action and look at the rifling from the crown. Yes you should do this with new rifles and pistols. Chattering on the rifling, putting, and if Ked up crowns exist in new guns too.

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>>31443300
True. I've used that technique many times. The facts remain that the bolt was closed and there was no flashlight.

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>be gun store employee
>Gaggle of brazillians walk in
>Have to tell them 5 times you can only buy a firearm as a permanent resident or a longarm with a hunting license and can't just take them to another country without paperwork from both countries
>Keep telling me about their buddies who something something "export" guns all the time through the port of Miami
>Mfw
>Mfw people tell me gun laws work

>5 urban gentlemen walk in
>Tyrone looking at Taurus millennium
>Actually has CC permit
>Other tyrone wants to pay for it
>Ohboyherewego.jpg
>Tell them you can't do that and ask who the firearm is for
>Actually for the first tyrone, but the second tyrone bought the first tyrones carry gun (but isn't done paying for it) so he needs a new one
>K den, he still needs to pay for it himself
>Luckily hand off sale on another clerk because I'm already running a 4473 for another person
>Tyrone's isn't living at the same address as his license but doesn't have a new one
>Ohboyherewego2: electric boogaloo
>Takes 2 sales associates and a manager to translate ebonics to English and inform him he can't purchase a gun without a state issued document showing his current address.
>Congress of Tyrone's finally leaves

>>31440495
I remember you, didn't some autist shitpost about how he didnt like your proportions?

>>31437782
>Hindenburgs
Fucking kek

>>31443953
Lol yes. This next one won't be at such an extreme angle so portions should be easier and more correct. I'm also giving the subjects specific heights so I can match the size of the firearms more precisely. As much as I like lolis with loli SCARs or just really tall lolis with normal sized SCARs, they weapons need to be proportional. It's wasn't his criticism that got to me. It was the fact that all he wanted to think about was boipussi. Shits cancer.

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>>31440495
Not trying to derail the thread. The rules are simple. Roll a prime # single digit, get to choose one firearm. I have 1 rifle slot and 4 pistol slots open.
No obrez, anti-material, or space guns.

To stay with the theme of the thread, I'll share a bonus story.
>be talking to a customer
>babies first AR
>likes the Colt M4 Carbine
>also the camo DPMS hunting AR
He had no idea what he wanted. He just wanted an AR.
"Sir, if this is you first AR, I suggest starting with a milspec model. It's a jack of all trades but a master of nothing...." blah blah blah... modular for adapting to your purposes... not hyper focused on one thing so you can have flexibility...
>really liking the Colt
>about to buy
Suddenly
>a wild gun counter tough guy shows up
He looks like he's had too much pre-workout.
>he interjects and starts "educating" the customer about how great the AK platform is and how modern ARs are junk
Zeus, please hit this guy with a bolt of lightning.
My customer gets colt feet and leaves.
Well that was almost a $1,000 that just walked out the door.
>tough guy smiles at me like he did me a favor
I'm starting to boil inside.
>asks to see the NPAP
>drools and finger fucks it for 10 minutes
>leaves
I almost bought an AK once. I really like them. But for god sake, no likes a gun counter tough guy!

>>31445811
Would have told that colt blocking faggot to get out.

>>31445811
>Not counter shitposting irl about how you literally can't get a good AK in the US and how parts kits rifles as a whole are shit, as are converted wasrs
>Not using it as an opportunity to upsell the new guns to a piston AR cuz muh AK gas system

>>31446435
I wanted to. But he'd complain to corporate about how we singled hime out and made him feel unwelcome...
>>31446753
You sir, are smarter than me. All I could do was rage internally.

>>31443273
Do you really believe that people who want to sneak in a bullet and kill someone wouldn't be able to cut the zip tie, load and take a shot before anyone stops them?

Get real. If someone wants you dead and has the element of surprise, you are going to die.

>>31447040
It's to keep someone from walking up, dropping a round in the chamber and blowing their own head off before anyone can do anything.

A guy trying to cut cable ties or a cable lock is going to get tackled by someone before that.

>>31447060
>It's to keep someone from walking up, dropping a round in the chamber and blowing their own head off before anyone can do anything.
Preventing suicides is not a good reason either. People will kill themselves regardless, he will just go to a shooting range, rent a gun and blow his head off there.

>A guy trying to cut cable ties or a cable lock is going to get tackled by someone before that.
Depends on circumstances, but as I said it's irrelevant.

It's so easy to commit suicide that it's just not worth it, let people examine the gun instead of trying to prevent something that will happen either way.

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>>31447124
The point isn't to save his life, it's to make him not do it at the fucking gun show.

>>31447160
So, if I understand correctly, the whole point is to prevent libtards and such from using suicides at the gun shows as one of their retarded arguments?

That's reasonable I guess.

>>31438124
God, fucking boomers literally inject age into fucking everything.

>Did you just point a loaded weapon at me?
>yes but back in my day
does this look like vietnam to you old timer?

>>31447214
That and you'd be surprised how many libtards go to gun stores/ranges to kill themselves. Can't exit bag/do it at home like a man.

>>31437379
Mexicans arent white

>>31434607
You sound like an entitled manbaby

>>31442587
Who would do this? Any special part you can order yourself. Any special gun you can order and ship to a gun store.
There is 0 reason that you need a store to anything for you anymore.

>>31447394
>Who would do this?
People who don't feel confident enough to take care of everything themselves.

>inb4 people like this should just man up
That's not for you to judge. They are customers, and more importantly- it's easy money. Don't you like money?

>>31438884
I work with an Army veteran who fought in Fallujah. Middle class background, ngot out of the army and now works as a computer programmer.

Proved wrong, faggot

>>31447367
Kek
They are on the 4473.

>>31440421
As weird as that sounds I kind of get you

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>>31447383
>entitled

White privilege microaggressions safe space

>>31443265
You went to the gun show at the state fairgrounds, didn't you? I know the exact SKS you're talking about if it is. One was a Chinese SKS, one was painted green, and one was a yugo SKS. He wanted over $400 for that beat up Chinese one.

Was told today that handguns can't be shipped via USPS by someone who has done exactly that for me in the last year. What am I missing? Did the laws change? The FFL charged me $50 to ship it through FedEx.

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>>31447483
>Mexicans aren't white
>On the 4473 they are
>Mfw I'm white nao

>>31432367
Gun rental suicides, can't go to the range today, thanks Sharpshooter.

>>31447643
Bingo.
>>31447715
It's funny because I sold a first gun to Mexican one time and he had the same reaction.

>>31447715
The reality is that if people use "white" to mean Caucasian, of course Mexicans are white. You're either Caucasoid, Mongoloid, Negroid or a mix (keeping in mind, many Mexicans are a mix, but not all.)

In more recent history people have been pushing "white" to refer to a specific skin color within the caucasoids and not a term for the group as a whole. Meanwhile black refers to all negroids.

>Looking to buy a CZ 452 Lefty before .22 dries up in November
>See gun store near me that has super cheap ffl fees
>Enter lesser-traveled gun store
>Guy at the counter asks what he can do for me
>I'm looking to transfer a gun from BGS to here but don't know how.
>Guy walks me through the process of transferring my gun.
>Speaks slowly and clearly
>Happily answers my questions
>Thank him for being so nice
>Purchase a Nikon scope for the rifle
>Shake his hand
>Holy shit he's got amazing forearms

Today was a good day.

>go to gun store
>see guy just finishing up paperwork for a handgun
>him and the clerk keep talking about how reliable it is, how his (the clerk's) never jams, etc.
>they're really making a big deal about this gun
>this catches my interest, I try to see what he's buying
>see him pick it up to rack it a few times
>it's a Hi-Point CF380

i hope he's enjoying his new gangsta gat

>>31440401
NJ fag? NJ fag.

>>31443682
OH MY GOD, like, I just can't even, like believe, like, that, like, someone would be that RACIST, like, I mean, like you are literally, like, HITLER. I guess it's true, like, what they say about gun owners. I mean come on get real, it's 2016, leave that racism sh*t on /pol/ please. Racism is, like, banned on 4chan anyway so you should be, like, banned or something.

To this bumblefuck: >>31447383

>>31442587

This. I'll pay up front for the service of someone else doing it for me. Businesses exist to serve and make life easier for people willing to pay. There's nothing entitled about engaging a business and those that refuse to help customers out to make money are BAD businesses run by shitty businesspeople.

>>31447892
>Holy shit he's got amazing forearms
You're a woman, aren't you?

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>>31437551

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>>31437551
>not scheduling you LGS visits completely around these glorious days

>>31443334
Perfect trigger discipline

>>31434744
This is why black people become liberals.

>>31447934
Nah, just someone who can appreciate some nice forearms.

>>31448025
gay then?

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>>31447715
Just head down the hall, and you can get your privileges on the right. As a bonus one week only bonus, you get this Xingu for free as well

>>31448030
>Current year
>Can't understand the aesthetic appeal of well-defined forearms

Seems like the only faggot in this conversation is you, anon.

>>31448082
Ah, closeted.

It's okay, anon. We all find our own way.

>>31441311
Not mine, people who work there are bros.

>>31438124
>do i look like a fucking gook to you

>>31437977
Do you work in NWI?

>>31441935
No, it's a bit of a theme with some places.

>>31448957
No.

>>31445811
3
Beretta M9A3

>>31440741

Officers are typically obnoxious.

Background checks today were fun eh boys? Anyone that tried to buy today or works at an FFL must've know what a nightmare it was

>>31441935
Every gun store I've been to recently have been staffed by women who know nothing about guns and sound like they don't want to be there. How do they even get these jobs?

>>31449520
NICs being down nationally triggered my conspiracyometer pretty fucking hard.

Really fucked up that a "computer problem" in DC can make it impossible to buy a gun from an FFL across the whole country.

>>31440822
To be fair there are also non-exposed hammer pistols.

>>31439351
Because they don't know when they are getting resupplied next, and can't afford to waste a single round.

>>31447903
Feel better now? You get it all out of your system?

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What annoys me is the people I work with in my LGS.

>Today
>Old lady comes in, with really bad arthritis.
>She wants a Carry gun that's easy to use and clean
>Her hands are a mangled mess
>Idiot other employee instantly tries to sell her a springfield because he wants points to get a free gun.
>She's trying as hard as possible to rack the slide while in pain
>I eventually just tell him he's needed in archery, and show her an LCR we had in stock.
>She loves that its easy to use and doesn't hurt her hands.
>She buys it, a holster, and a ton of ammo and is happy.

I wish people wouldn't be such greedy fuckheads sometimes.

>>31441853
If you ever see that customer again give him a "Godspeed, good sir" for me.

>>31447895
Another gunstore employee here.

We love messing with Hi-Point buyers.

Them and Phoenix Arms buyers, those are always hood rats or college professors.

>>31437667
I think its more of a "thank you for your service" thing. I don't like cops and even I can see that.

>>31438884
I think I've had a better time with servicemen from all branches than the overgrown college kids that plague my city.
They may get loud and sometimes violent but you motherfuckers are worse because you're so ignorant and helpless its almost pathetic.

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>>31440401
>got concealed carry permit just so I can keep my weapon in the front seat under some random newspaper I leave in the passenger seat

Out of curiosity. How in the FUCK would they know if you lock up at night or not?

>>31448023
no

>>31450093

People only give two shits about themselves, that's the way the world is.

Props to you, anon

>>31437726
Kys alex

>>31437551
Lucky. Whenever I go it's anus inspection day.

>>31439853
Same rationale for truck drivers

>>31447903
simply ebin.

>>31443682
>be gun store employee
>port of Miami

Whcih store in Miami you work at, I am in Miami (Miami Lakes) and I'll rather support a local /K/ gunshop

Hit em up:

[email protected]

>>31434744
That's pretty fucked up of you guys.

>>31448892
Plot twist, the vet's issued gear included a type 56 and a set of black pajamas. I mean, he was wearing a fanny pack.

>>31450460
in the event of a break in or some emergency that require people you dont know to be in your house,it's kinda like seatbelts it doesnt matter and doesnt protect you until it does.

>>31451668
>have heart attack because of stress
>dial for emergency responders
>they find your unlocked gun next to your passed out body
>wake up in the hospital in cuffs because you are under arrest
>have heart attack because of stress...

>>31447892
Just get a 455 in LH, they dont make 452s anymore and the 455 is basically the same gun but with the ability to swap barrels to .22 mag and .17hmr

>>31451699
>justice served on criminal scum
>more on that at 11

>>31440126
>being this fucking new.

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>>31451668
Wait wait wait wait the fucking wait

>in the event of a break in
So you are telling me if the fucking CRIMINAL breaking into your house tattles and says your gun was unlocked when he broke in.

You are in trouble?

>>31451738
No but if you call the cops and the criminal runs, and the cops find your gun loaded and out, you're going to jail.

>>31451752
>the cops find your gun loaded and out, you're going to jail.
B-but if there was a fucking intruder in your house why wouldn't you unlock and load your gun between the time you call the cops and they arrive? What if they have someone outside they are running to for back up?

What fucking cucked in the head nation do you live in?

>>31451776
not the guy who originally brought it up but canada has similar laws

>>31451776
New Jersey. While I have many guns, I would only use my revolver for home defense. In NJ you're not allowed to keep a loaded magazine so I don't want some cop looking to score liberal points to claim I couldn't have loaded a magazine in the amount of time the intruder came in, nor do I wanna worry about unloading one while understress before the police show up.

Nothing in the law about speed loaders though.

>>31451818
wait you cant even keep a loaded magazine out of the firearm?thats literally worse than canada.

>>31451818
what about clips(yes CLIPS) for an sks?

>>31451852
No idea. I think an SKS falls into illegal territory anyhow because it's a semi-auto with a bayonet.

>>31451868
>banning a weapon that is 50-60 years old

kill your politicians for the kube

>>31451883
NJ has a weird thing where you can only have certain number of 'evils' on a gun. I re-read it and I'm wrong, SKS would be legal cause I derped and forgot the grip isn't a pistol grip.

The evils are:
>Detachable Magazine
>Collapsible stock
>Bayonet Lug
>Grenade launcher
>muzzle break
You're allowed two of these on a non-bannedbyname semi-auto.

>>31451818
>not allowed to keep a loaded magazine

So basically you're not allowed to use your gun for self-defense? That's fuckass retarded

>>31451917
The only way you could legally use your gun for self defense in NJ in the case of a home intruder:
>You are cornered
>You call 911 and leave the phone on so everything is recorded
>You barricade yourself in the cornered place and announce that if the intruder enters you will use lethal force
>The intruder, now finished raping your wife/daughter/etc, kicks the door in
>You manage to shoot them in the front of their body
>The intruder is not a minority going back 8 generations.
>You get a good lawyer after you're arrested.

>>31451912
a russian sks only has the bayonet lug and you can load it in seconds with the clip,the bayonet is also ideal for home defense. also cheep ammo.

>>31451941
>NJ: More Government sponsored unwanted butt fucker per square mile

>>31451979
I can't wait to leave.

>>31450460
>needing a permit to conceal carry
I wish to never know this feel.

>>31452042
i wish i could know that feel
>t.canuck

>>31451805
We have castle law now and i'm pretty sure if you manage to unlock your gun and defend yourself you can keep it loaded until the cops get there.

>>31452119
wait your gun cant be unlocked at any time at home,as canadians our guns can be unlocked whenever "in use" be ot cleaning,maintaining or playing.

>>31452142
What? If some nig kicks in your door you can pull out either your non restricted or your restricted and defend your home.

>>31433813
Of course, he needs to be over 18 first

>>31432367
>two gun stores in town
>1 is some fuckhuge store owned by some oil tycoon faggot
>every employee is either related to the owner or some disgruntled Chair Force faggot who did all that weight lifting but never deployed
>they know nothing about guns
>constantly try to get you to buy something else because its more expensive and/or they dont like what you chose
>went in looking for a Weatherby .308
>guy acted all off put and kept trying to sell me some piece of shit Browning
>2nd store is owned by 2 guys, one is an Army vet and other is his best friend who went to school and got a business degree
>they might as well suck your dick when you walk in
>store is some hole in the wall place but they actively do their best to get you the best possible price for your purchase and always are stocked with ammunition, even the calibers only bought by some Jumanji man
>they took me shooting with the pistol I had bought from them, paid my range fee and ammo, just to be sure I was happy with it
>2nd store went out of business last year
>no one knows why
>suddenly read in the newspaper that the owners of store #2 are bringing a massive lawsuit against Oil Tycoon and City alleging he paid city councilmen to fuck up property taxes and effectively out them out of business

>>31441508
Canada swiss?

>>31432367
>Talk to young guy behind counter
>He's a tryhard mallninja and tries to talk down to you despite not knowing shit
>Talk to middle-aged guy behind counter
>He's a shitbag ex-NCO or ex-cop and gets a butthurt attitude if you ask about any non-fudd shit ("why do you need that?")
>Talk to old guy behind counter
>He's a fudd who knows nothing about any of the "tactical" products and has to ask for assistance from one of the other two types, who fucking talk down to him disrespectfully
>Talk to woman behind counter
>She tries Hooters-tier flirtation sales tactics instead of just answering the damn question

EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!!

>>31451941
You forgot the part where you load the magazine DURING the invasion

>>31447895
What's wrong with hi point anyways? I have a carbine and never had any problems with it? Are the pistols shoddy compared to carbines or are you just hating on them because they're cheap?

>>31440401
So i live in phoenix arizona and my whole life has been spent around guns. I had no idea there were places where you couldn't have weapons, i can go tomorrow morning and get an m206 revolver to conceal carry or keep in my car. No wait no paperwork

>>31452248
I know it's a losing fight and that depresses me but please try to speak up for gunstore #2.

I have three shops in my town
Shop #1 I'll call number one because it is the one with the range attached.
>I went there for my RPAL
>Fucking guy that does the course seems all business but i'm catching implications that he is /k/
>drop spaghetti bug 100% it
>feel weird every time, other employees are current RCMP and this one 18-19 year old I can get along with because he's chipper as fuck

>Big box store
>Biggest selection
>Like multiple walls, cases, and then racks cable locked to the ground or whatever
>I'm dumb and my mom is a good hearted lady that is kinda nosy
>I've mentioned to her I'm looking for scopes but don't know much and researching them still
>Mom walks right up while i'm looking for a few boxes of ammo in their insane selection
>calls me over, guy is super helpful even though I said I'm not gunna buy one and recommends scope from third gun store after telling me a lot


>gun store three
walk in 45% is mixed camping 5% is fishing (wish it had more they had some neat stuff) and 30% of the remaining is camo clothes. It's a big store and my math is probably off but the guns are just shoved off into a tiny portion. When I walked in it was this Old guy with fucking cropped hair but he has spent so much time just bullshitting with after I asked to see the old m14 and just saying what he thinks and respecting my opinion. Ive gone in a few times just to talk to him about the tactical guns he has behind the counter and how much he likes handling them.

My fucking town has Deer in the name. Why isnt everything fudd here? I'm drunk skipped on greentext and fucked up on explanation really

>>31447221
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>>31449359
In stores never

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>>31450190
>college professors

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>>31451818
>>31451917
>>31451941

>In NJ you're not allowed to keep a loaded magazine so I don't want some cop looking to score liberal points to claim I couldn't have loaded a magazine in the amount of time the intruder came in, nor do I wanna worry about unloading one while understress before the police show up.

This is horseshit. I live in NJ and everything you said is bullshit. You are absolutely allowed to keep loaded magazines in your house. The only stipulation is that if there are children living there or present, all firearms have to be locked up. Your explanation of NJ castle doctrine is also bullshit. If someone breaks into your home and you feel threatened you can shoot them and you'll more than likely be let off the hook (after a lengthy trial). There's no immunity against a civil suit from the dindu's family, unfortunately.

>>31452527
So how many schools you shot up?

>>31452690
NJ doesn't have castle doctrine. It's a duty to retreat state. You will not be 'likely off the hook'. Talk to a lawyer, not fuddlorenj.com

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>>31452757
Let me explain why that's bullshit:

2C:3-4. Use of Force in Self-Protection. a. Use of force justifiable for protection of the person. Subject to the provisions of this section and of section 2C:3-9, the use of force upon or toward another person is justifiable when the actor reasonably believes that such force is immediately necessary for the purpose of protecting himself against the use of unlawful force by such other person on the present occasion.

Now, there are limitations on the use of deadly force, but:

(2) The use of deadly force is not justifiable under this section unless the actor reasonably believes that such force is necessary to protect himself against death or serious bodily harm; nor is it justifiable if:

(a) The actor, with the purpose of causing death or serious bodily harm, provoked the use of force against himself in the same encounter; or

(b) The actor knows that he can avoid the necessity of using such force with complete safety by retreating or by surrendering possession of a thing to a person asserting a claim of right thereto or by complying with a demand that he abstain from any action which he has no duty to take, except that:

(i) The actor is not obliged to retreat from his dwelling, unless he was the initial aggressor; and

You do not have to retreat from your home unless you were the initial aggressor. There is no duty to retreat from your own home, only on the street.

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>>31452797

And here's the end part of that statute that cements it:

c. (1) Notwithstanding the provisions of N.J.S.2C:3-5, N.J.S.2C:3-9, or this section, the use of force or deadly force upon or toward an intruder who is unlawfully in a dwelling is justifiable when the actor reasonably believes that the force is immediately necessary for the purpose of protecting himself or other persons in the dwelling against the use of unlawful force by the intruder on the present occasion.

(2) A reasonable belief exists when the actor, to protect himself or a third person, was in his own dwelling at the time of the offense or was privileged to be thereon and the encounter between the actor and intruder was sudden and unexpected, compelling the actor to act instantly and:

(a) The actor reasonably believed that the intruder would inflict personal injury upon the actor or others in the dwelling; or

(b) The actor demanded that the intruder disarm, surrender or withdraw, and the intruder refused to do so.

(3) An actor employing protective force may estimate the necessity of using force when the force is used, without retreating, surrendering possession, withdrawing or doing any other act which he has no legal duty to do or abstaining from any lawful action.

>>31448691

Hopefully you're talking about mine.

If it is, you've seen me, I look like /k/ incarnate.

>>31452600
RDSC?

>>31452600
i took my restricted there too, im from "rocky"

Cabela's worker here, ask me anything.

>>31452938
How are your ammo prices compared to other local gun stores or online prices? What's the worst experience you've had with a retarded customer?

>>31452946
If you are not picky and catch sales we can beat online prices. I get retarded customers all the time. I work at the Hamburg PA store so it's all fudds all the time. I just finished nursing school and just waiting to take the boards so I don't care if I get fired

>>31452971
Does it pay well?

>>31453078
I make 14/hr, so decent for what it is. Not really a bad job really and they were real good about my school schedule

>>31443682
Dude thanks you just saved me some time, I moved after I got my last id and then started lurking /k/ I was going to buy a gun but now I know I need to update my id

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>>31448082

>>31441383
ANCHOVIES

>>31432367
That old man with a vfw hat with a million small pins that acts like its a hassle for anyone younger than 45 to be in the shop.

>>31437782
>>Hindenburgs

Oh, the huge mammaries!

>>31437987
Sorry, friend. Dick-in-man is always gay.

>>31448030
Hey anon, he is just a forearms enthusiast. His hobby is just one letter away from yours.

>>31437551
>Getting my background check done.
>Guy comes back from the backroom with a camera and tells me to drop my pants for Penis Identity verification
>It's a bit cold so its a bit shrunken
>verification fails
>ATF and FBI get called in
>Laugh and call me a babydicked loser as they handcuff me and throw me in the back of the van
>Get 5 years for penis ID violations

>>31454122
Underrated post

>>31439322
It's just an expression. Holy shit.

>>31440198
Why does everyone on these boards have a BLACKED cuck fetish???

>>31441383
I've always wondered why Asian tourists do this. Instead of walking around in family sized groups or maybe 3 people, they walk around in groups the size off 10.

>>31454122
"slow claps"

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>>31437667
It's mostly for good word-of-mouth advertisement among a group of known gun buyers. Seriously, the discount is usually like 5% off, which is pretty chump change. And the stores I've run into that do this overcharge anyway, so it's typically not worth it to shop there even with the discount.

>>31445811
Had this one guy who'd always come in with a shoulder holster/realtree purse that he kept his 10" .44 Magnum in as his EDC. Would go up to every woman looking for a gun that what they needed was a .38 special snubnose because there wasn't too much recoil. Until one day he comes up to one of my favorite customers/drinking girlbuddy, and she lifts her shirt to show the full size .45 1911 she EDCs.

Didn't see him again for a while.

Then another,
>yung fudd
>sweet old lady is looking at an M&P shield
>he comes up, flashes his antler-gripped .357
>naow ma'am, tipping his hat with a gold fishhook clip
>yew shouldn' git one of them auw-toh's, see, ah've aownly got faive shawts in mah piece right he-yah, so ah'm gonna be more accurate wiff them rather than the dozen yew'd git out of one of those plastic guns
>old lady gives him the dirtiest stare ever until he get uncomfortable and leaves
>looks at me
>That young man is an idiot, isn't he
>Yes ma'am

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>>31437637
This place always has the best order prices, but look at these fucking hours.

>>31454325
It's race war shilling. Ignore it

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>>31447715
>Fill out 4473
>Race: White
>Get caught speeding
>Race: Black
>MFW I don't even know

>>31454373
Unless they've got the Blue Label, where they sell Glocks at cost, and then Glock reimburses them. And they fucking fight for that shit.

>>31453292
As long as you have a voters registration card or car registration with your current address you're good.
Or if it's the same county/part of the state
>Just lie
It isn't even transferred on the NICs check we call into fdle. It's only there so in the unlikely case you immediately shoot someone and leave the gun at the scene they can get your "current" address or if you have 10 felonies and lied on the form and obama wants to make you one of the 4 4473 violators actually convicted each year out of 60,000+. We just can't let you use the old one if we know it isn't the current address because it puts our FFL in hot water and you could be a poorly run ATF sting.

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>>31441142
...I used to play it as a brand new game in middle school. Fuck I feel old now.

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>>31447836
My autism spikes a bit when I get called Caucasian. It's like, buddy, my family descended from the Picts and Gael, not slavs and sand people.

>>31454348
Protection, is what I've always heard. Like, a typical American tourist is thought of as loud and ignorant (but also has weirdly friendly), European tourist are arrogant, and Asian's travel in packs for safety.

>>31454419
Fair. But in the department I work almost all of the cops hate glocks, and buy other shit.

>>31454388
Probably got their FFL to get shit sent to their home.

>>31454811
Kinda? I've bought from them, the store's a trailer by their house. Not really upscale, but clean and serviceable.

>>31451818
This is not true.

>>31455116
They have to have a "Store" to be able to keep their licence, so basically they just run it on their free time.

>>31454122
Impressive.

>>31454499
If you arent black you're white, deal with it.

You aren't special in any way you're just a Caucasian piece of shit.

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>>31450162

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Theres a pair of men from the U.K shooting full autos and pistols at the range. Theyre loving it. Stories to follow

>mfw they first walked up and said 'Cheerio, we can shoot bullets here royt?'

>>31434607
Home ffl here, this is one reason I got my license.

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>>31440258
You remove the fucking cylinder or if it's a swing out release it

>>31432367
I want your input here /k/
> go to LGS back in early June to get my hunting license
>chatting it up with the clerk
> I mention I hunt with my 8mm Mauser and how difficult it can be to find SP ammo for it
> he mentions they can get it
> I ask him for prices
> he tells me the price for two boxes
> I tell him explicitly that I wouldn't need it until November and I would come back in later to order it
> I get a call a few weeks later saying my ammo is in
> I blow it off
> later I see the guy at the range and he's harassing me about not picking up the ammo
> he now harrasses me most every time I see him

I'm a poor fag /k/ and this ammo is a serious expense on my part. I don't want to stick this store with inventory they can't move, but this clerk was a big enough dick head I don't want to go back in. I've been a regular there since they opened. Should I go back and buy this ammo or not?

>>31456678
Tell him explicitly that you didn't order it nor did you want it at this time. If he continues to be a dick, talk to the store manager

>>31456081
Hopefully they go back to the UK with new found appreciation to firearms and educate their fellow limeys that guns are not scary evil death machines that mow down gorgillion babies in 2 seconds.

>>31452393
....is this in NC

>>31454381
Similar encounter
>save $100 a month into a guns and ammo fund
>decide, ya know what, I'd kinda like a 1911
>go to local small town gunshop
>"lemme have a look-see at that springfield milspec please"
>guy in mossy oak clothing with a neon orange trucker cap with a deer skull logo (in july) goes
>"if you wants a REAL gun you'd buy a WHEEL gun"
>said it in the most smug way like its the most clever thing anyone ever said
>probably burned out a few of his meager supply of braincells finding two words that rhymed like that
>reply "I already own a couple revolvers, Im here to buy a 1911, because I want one"
>cue various fudd cliches like muh higher calibers, muh accuracy, muh reliability etc etc
>good luck with that recoil, grip saftey etc etc
>why the fuck is this guy so concerned that I only buy a gun that HE likes?
>"look man, I just want a 1911, if YOU want a revolver by all means get one"
>guy looks at the owner and sneers "kids these days" and leaves
>ask the owner (kinda know the guy) "does he even BUY anything?"
>shop owner sighs "no, he just comes here every few weeks and argues with people before leaving"
>buy milspec 1911
>enjoy shooting it

hasnt jammed once, grip saftey aint shit, no idea why people complain about em so much, recoil isnt any worse than a lot of other .45's ive fired. Kinda dont like the low ammo capacity, but I just bought it to shoot for fun anyways, not like the world will end because I can only shoot 8 beer cans per magazine.

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>>31447903

>>31456228
Well yeah, but the guy that originally posted was being autismo about looking down the bore.

>>31454348
That's the thing, they DO walk in family sized groups. In Asia the extended family still usually lives together. It's a different culture from the western style of nuclear families.

>>31449359
Not a prime number, sorry.
>>31454381
1.) Fudds. Why do they insist on being the loudest voice in the room?
2.) The fishing hook. It's like a litmus test to see who the idiots are.

>>31432367
>customer comes in
>reeks of pot
>throws a fit when I wont hand them off a gun or wont sell them anything

>obvious straw purchase attempts

>the guy who asks if I have X in stock, gets disappointing when I don't have it. Asks if I have Y in stock, brushes it off and shows no interest when i do.

>Choppa

>clip

>asks to see something only to finish by saying Todd McDicks gun shop in the next town has on cheaper

>FFL transfers of pistols / PGO shotguns only to find out the person buying it is under 21

>wants to start paper work on a shotgun but checks yes to being a felon because "I thought felons just couldn't own handguns"

>fingers pounding on the glass "let me see that one"

>customers with poor hygiene

>takes up time looking at guns only to flip when I pull out the 4473 "i saw you guys on armslist, I thought that means you guys were private sellers"

>asking to buy shit w/o paper work for extra pay

>NFA violations up the ass with walk in customers

>bragging about NFA violations

>admitting they will cause NFA violations mid-purchase.

probably not the half of it. Dont know if I should continue.

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>be me
>gunna go shooting with a friend
>need some sks food
>decide to see if walmart has anything priced decently
>some fat old woman at counter
>"do you have any 7.62x39?"
>"what"
>"I need sks ammo.. 7.62x39? Its the round the sks and ak uses"
>"ak? is that like an assault rifle? we don't sell assault rifle bullets"
>mfw

>>31458375
Please continue... Any detailed stories? Spectacularly bad NFA violations?

>>31458375
I worked for a small dealer when I first started getting into firearms retail, thought a lot of these stories were made up because I never experienced it... Then I went to work at Cabelas... my god, its all true, and worse.

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>>31455744
No, see, I'm fine with being called white. That's fine. It's Caucasian that bothers me.

It's like saying all blacks are from Niger, like you clearly are.

>>31458432
>guy buys a complete lower
>weeks later comes in to buy a pistol upper
>ask about his pistol build just being friendly
>"pistol....haha yeah lets call it that"

>kid comes in with Mac-11 clone, wants to order a stock. Mentioned he couldnt install it unless he had a 16" barrel with it. Guy just didnt know. Ordered both as well as some mags, picks up his order a week later. Comes back in about another week later wanting his gun cleaned and oiled...Shoulder stock installed, stock barrel installed.

>guy brought in an MP40 looking to sell it. No paperwork. Said it belonged to his grandfather. Didn't know of the form 4 or 5 on the gun.

>various instances of SBR ARs and AR pistols with vertical grips, Some didn't know, some didn't care.

>guy gets approved for 2 guns...NICS calls back, denied post transfer
>told to bring them back but can only give him the pre-owned value back as they are used.
>asks if he can buy a gun again when he gets his record cleared
>tell him yes
>wants me to sell him something w/o paper work same day

>buy multiple firearms from customer
>days later get a call from police
>guy reported all guns he sold to us as stolen for insurance fraud.

>Routine ATF inspection
>plain clothes operations investigators
>guy asks to see braced pistol
>ask him not to shoulder it
>shoulders it
>agent asks him to step outside with him
>comes back in white as a sheet
>hasnt been back since. been meaning to ask what was said but had other customers to deal with at the moment.

>Good sales on firearms
>there's that one group of guys that turns around to sell them for a profit on social media.
>guys go inactive
>haven't seen them in the shop since.

>guy shows up drunk
>he drove
>luckily knew what gun he wanted to buy as he called in earlier so i didn't even need to make it aware to him I couldn't sell anything.
>wants to start paper work
>take ID, scan
>discreetly ask co worker to contact police as he is intoxicated and has been driving

>TBC

>>31440333
>call lgs with no transfer fee
>hey, do you have this gun I want?
>"no"
>would you be fine with me sending one in to transfer from an online shop?
>"what if we ordered it for you?"
>k

>>31458722
>>Didn't know of the form 4 or 5 on the gun
What's that? I inherited some guns, and I really have no idea what I ought to do with them. Several are handguns, and I live in NC, where I have to have a permit to own. Been to scared to ask local law, don't want to get them taken away.

>>SBR ARs and AR pistols with vertical grips
This isn't allowed? I didn't know either.

Nice stories, thanks for sharing!

>>31458875

It has to do with the fact that an MP40 is a full-auto SMG, which by law must've been federally registered before 1986 to be legally possessed by a regular civilian. If the guy doesn't have the ATF paperwork (form 4 or 5), it's basically worth 10 years in prison for him.

>>31458722
wtf testing is 4chan kill?

>>31456678
Clerk sounds like a total fucking faggot; go to the manager.

>>31458813
Huge difference between them offering to order it for you and you throwing a hissy fit if they don't.

>>31458722
finally my shit is working. lost my copy pasta of the rest of the story. TLDR, he sees the paperwork, leaves, comes back a week later high on xanax or some shit. let him do paperwork to stall him while i deal with other customers, set his paperwork aside until all other customers leave, tell him he was denied, rages out the door.

>>31458875
this guy hit the nail on the head >>31458943
as for pistols, they cannot have an additional pistol grip or vertical grip and a firearm with a barrel length of less than 16" or an over all length of less than 26" cant have a stock (18" barrel for shotguns though) or else you can enjoy a 10 year all expense paid trip to club fed.