/K/ringe thread

>>31430900
Kill yourself OP

Dude loves his dog. How is this cringe?

>>31430900
become an hero

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>>31430913
>Dude loves his dog. How is this cringe?

>bring your dog to war
>feed shitskins to dog
>dog gets conditioned
>arrive back in USA
>doge kills niggers everywhere
>????
>PROFIT!

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>>31430900
OP is a muzzie fag.

>>31430941
Holy shit

I mean, I knew that specops dogs did jumps like that, but I just wondered what kind of training that dog would have to go through before he was ready. My last dog would flip out if I picked her up and carried her, let alone jumping off the last step in a staircase.

>>31431335
I saw a SOF dog rip out a talibs throat on a mission. They used to throw them through windows before breaching doors. They called it "the fur missile"

>>31431372
sounds lewd

>>31431402
The lewdest. Same mission I watched some afghan commandos buttstroke a guy to death....with rifles

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>>31430900

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>>31431372
>fur missiles

I like cats.

>>31431372
Seeing as tan germans don't like dogs much, they should be fucking terrified of such a thing.

Ban assault doggos, amirite?

>>31430941

It's eyes must get really dry. Where's the doggles?

>>31430900
Fucking cat owners.

>>31430941
>removing kebab and dindu

What to cringe about?

>>31430941
Why doesn't doggo have doggles to protect eyes?

>>31431501

what the fuck is your problem?

i also hugged my cat for a long time before i went away for several months

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>>31431501

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>>31431372
>I saw a SOF dog rip out a talibs throat on a mission. They used to throw them through windows before breaching doors. They called it "the fur missile"

why not just throw a grenade or two?

>>31431335
there are dogs who jump from helos into the sea from dozens of feet high. dogs will do pretty much anything if they see their handler do it first.

>>31431577
>why not just throw a grenade or two?
Maybe there was physical intel or a potential prisoner they didn't want to kaboom. Besides, fur missiles are reusable.

>>31431577
>>31431589
The guy was squirting from the infil area, they told him to stop, he didn't, they sent the dog after him. Contrary to popular belief, you really can't throw a grenade as far as you'd think.

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>>31431372
>fur missiles

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>>31431589
>Maybe there was physical intel or a potential prisoner they didn't want to kaboom.

and how would the dog differentiate between friend and foe?

>Besides, fur missiles are reusable.

For one dog, you could get like 25 frags. I'd go with the frag tbqh.

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>>31431525

>>31431621
>t. Someone who's never been deployed

>>31431637
Doggos stylin while flyin.

Good puppers.

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>>31431643
>>t. Someone who's never been deployed


you think that phases me? not going to the cat shitting box to die for someone else's interests. wew lad! If I had to deploy to the desert first thing I'd do is burn down the barracks and bail.

>>31431621
>>31431662
>25 frags
>that response

Not even 2/10.

>>31431637
>left is the wise cracker
>right is all business
I'd watch that movie.

>>31431766
>I'd watch that movie.
I want that eye and ear pro for mine. I wonder if those come in different sizes too.

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>>31431662
>he unironically used the "jew war" excuse for not enlisting

>>31431824
>>he unironically used the "jew war" excuse for not enlisting


take your straw man and put it where the sun don't shine. fact is, military intervention in the sandbox did never result in what it was said it would. the result was ALWAYS the exact opposite. Islamic terrorism has never been as violent, well funded and manned as it is today - world wide. war on terror my ass. one might even think this may be engineered at times...

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>>31430941
>>31431577
>>31431637
>>31431662
>all these badass /k/-9s
>dat chest rig tho
>jelly of your pooping spot
>just a simple fudd dog
>mfw

>>31431904
>>all these badass /k/-9s
they are the same as any other regular mutt, 50 000 of which are atm roaming Bulgaria wild, hunting old babushkas. it's all training.

>>31431860
>tinfoil hat intensifies

>>31431860
You can buy tinfoil for discount prices at Walmart. Also, why are you using the Internet? Can't the government see what you're doing?

>>31431372
where's the screencap of the dude pulling the pins on the chihuahua muzzles and chucking them into the room?

I hope that's saved

>>31431904
Fudd dogs are good dogs. I grew up with labradors and will be getting one of my own when I have a house instead of an apartment.

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Do dogs need hearing protection?

>>31432036
Canine ears are more sensitive than human ears, so yes.

>>31432036
if you shoot next to them then yes.

>>31431945
>>31431969
do you ahve arguments other than acting as if IS and the subsequent terror they caused aren't a ting? thx.

>>31431577
Because then they couldn't say fur missile.

>>31432036
>do not pet
That's no fun.

>>31432047
>>31432061
But what about doggy shoes?

>>31432036
I love how even though these are tactical predator animals capable of ripping people the fuck apart if they get mad, the biggest warning label on service dogs is always "DO NOT PET."

>>31430941
>dogs operate
>yous it home in your room wearing your questionably clean underwear flipping through /k/atalog between video game sessions

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>>31432082
Sometimes.
>this is the original file name from the website

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>>31432082
forgot pic

>>31432036
Their little ears are so sensitive. Yes, they need hearing protection.

>>31432036
They are far more sensitive to low frequencies.

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>>31432095
I always love the little handle that doggo vests have, I always imagine them being picked up and carried around like a furry suitcase.

>>31432096
ugly as hell, would euthanize with .50BMG

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in slavlands doggos are pointmen

>>31432036
>>31431662
>>31431637
>>31431577
Where do I go to get my doggo operating gear? She'll wear booties and a pack because we operate innawoods, but she's going to need some Howard Lights and doggles.

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>>31432118
>I always imagine them being picked up and carried around like a furry suitcase.
I actually have to do this for my childhood dog when I visit my dad. The dog is very old and he has trouble with stairs, so we use the doggyvest when he goes outside.

>>31430941
This job....how do I get this job?

>>31432154
can't you just pick it up under the belly and carry it cradling it in your arms instead?

>>31432118
As an operator who operates innawoods with my doggo, the handle helps a ton. Puppers can't climb smooth rock very well. I've carried my dog when it gets too steep and smooth for paws.

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>that feel when you don't spend as much as time with your doggo as you could and should

>>31432175
>I've carried my dog when it gets too steep and smooth for paws.


His wolf ancestors are howling in their graves in shame.

>>31432084
>>31432036
>A doggo that cannot be petted
Why is this a thing? Are they trained to attack when petted or something?

>>31432189
>implying your taco-filled ass can handle even a breeze-like 5 degree elevation

>>31432036
>>31432095
>>31432096
Wouldn't dog ear muffs be uncomfortable and interfere with their ability to dog? Like they need their hearing for dog things, do they make electronic dog ear muffs or something?

Same with the goggles and boots, I can't imagine them helping too much without being very uncomfortable.

>>31432194
Petting without purpose confuses the dog. They are only being petted after a task.

>>31432194
I think it's mostly "No Petting while it's working" policy. Gotta sniff bombs and lead the blind and all that stuff.

>>31432195
>>implying your taco-filled ass can handle even a breeze-like 5 degree elevation


My Homo neanderthaliensis ancestors are crying in their graves in shame.

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>>31432118
>guy trying to be oper8or
>doggo just ecstatic he gets to play warman with his master
C U T E

>>31432135
Man what the fuck would you do if you were on the receiving end of that?

>>31432214
Far more impressive in motion when you see it, dude running with eyes fixed in front while doggo runs between his leggs.

>>31432118
>>31432214
>"Doggo not now I am of performing battle drills"

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>>31432218
gee I dunno....

>>31432218
Throw a grenade, use rapid fire to keep them out of the room.

The best way is to not get caught in that situation in the first place though.

>>31431621
I can't help but admire this picture.

I bet that rifle has had 10's of thousands of rounds fired through it over the past 40 years

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>>31432214

>>31430900

That's an airman.

>>31432240
>I can't help but admire this picture.
M-me too!

>I bet that rifle has had 10's of thousands of rounds fired through it over the past 40 years

Maybe not. Amoo is ahrd to come by for them too. You seen how they clean them? they use old shoe laces and (motor) oil like a bore snake...

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>>31432218
you'd get fucked, I think

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>>31432240

>>31431945
>>31431969
He's kind of right. We had our soldiers die for what? Look at Ramadi.

The fact that we send soldiers to their deaths for more power to the profiteers says something.

Also by the way, you both are whats known as shillbots. Anyone else notice how quickly and paired up the 'tin foil hat' responses were? Spot the shill!

>>31431969
>>31431945
>>31431824
His argument is so blaringly true you resort to using memeing him. This is either shilling or you're too dumb to analyze things critically.

>>31432254
My fellow /k/omrade.

Do you know how many millions of rounds of ammunition was flooded into Afghanistan at the beginning,during, and the post war? Getting ammo out there isn't like some end times Apocalypse type situation like you think it is.

I have seen, with my own eyes, entire shit huts filled with boxes, with old ass ammo just waiting to be used.

>Anyone else notice how quickly and paired up the responses were?
>proceeds to post
>>31432275
>>31432296

Can't make this shit up.

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post more tactical doggos

>>31432313
is he going to shoot the doggo?

>>31432306
Well there aren't bots that post after real shillbots. So that was a hivemind.

>>31432323
No, he's about to strap the pistol to doggos collar so doggo can bite and shoot bad guys at the same time.

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>>31431372
>fur missile

>>31432264
>>31432135
>Srbija
>no quality Zastava guns

what the fuck?

>>31431462
Join the ATF yet Trombly?

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>>31432395
SAJ likes their SIGs and HKs. Occasional Colt carbine.
They also use zastava stuff too tho.

>>31432410
>SAJ likes their SIGs and HKs.


so basically, they are meme poo-in-the-loo-ice? as was to be expected of filthy slavshits.

>>31430900
A dog is fine, too

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>>31432440
w-whew lad

>>31432196
dont need hearing to eat arabs

>>31432462
>those helmets and masks
Damn son that's fucking slick.

>>31432174
He's a 95 pound labrador and my dad doesn't have the upper body strength to do that, hence doggy vest.

>>31432118
That dog is having a fucking ball

>>31432462
>UTG rail covers
fucking gross. god damn amateurs.

>>31432335
>16:08
>19:07
No, it was you samefagging go like you continue to do.

>>31432233
checked checked

and kek.

>>31432519
>that's fucking slick

Realistically, that's all they're ever good for.

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>>31432519
>Damn son that's fucking slick.
really? looks like those try hard Taiwanese fucks to me

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>>31432595
pic related is real face protection.

>>31432608
that looks stupid heavy

Is there a good war doggo movie where the doggo gets back from war, PTSDs, kills a couple of dudes and has to run from the ATF?
If not id watch one

>>31432036
Canine audiology enthusiast here; yes they need hearing protection.
MuttMuffs aren't very good though, as they're static and not active. You actually need noise cancelling.
Also habituation is the primary concern.
For example a 30 minute helicopter ride is not as bad as life in a concrete kennel with constant barking etc.
So the best way to protect doggo hearing is to help sound proof where they are most of the time, noise cancellation panels etc.

>>31432118
>>31432245
Silly Austrians, you can't have dog cavalry

>>31432626
>tfw my dog is old and mostly deaf
feels really bad, man

>>31432624
Your mum look stupid heavy.

>>31432625
Army dog

>>31432585
Why's that?

>>31432608
That's also pretty aesthetic.

>>31430900

Walk to the edge of a cliff and take the extra step.

>>31432323
Not with TD like that

>>31432624
>that looks stupid heavy
the serb solution looks like it hinder vision, especially to down on what you are stepping which is extremely important in house raids while providing basically no real protection - which is primarily the eyes. I can take a 9mm to the jaw blowing it off - I would prefer that to loosing an eye.

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>>31432313
>post more tactical doggos

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>>31432313
>>31432717

>>31432744
>one of them loses interest outright and heads for the cameraman briefly
cute

>>31432118
>>31432245
I'd already give my left nut for a white A3M1, but this is making me want a branch patterned one too.

>>31432744
I don't think they make big enough bags for me to drown them in. fuck. what do?

>>31432626
What about like around guns and stuff?

>>31432770
>I'd already give my left nut for a white A3M1, but this is making me want a branch patterned one too.
trust me, it's a shitty meme gun.

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>>31431372
>>31431444
>>31431577
>>31431589
>>31431619
>>31431621
>>31432071
>>31432352

>>31431621
t.ive never even seen a gun in person

>>31432785
Quit the ATF.

>>31432727
>not using dogo as a bipod

>>31432898
damn cuz, im sorry. Where do you live?

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>>31432908

>>31433019
>Mary Sue defense attorney born of the mind of a failed law student
Every time I read that book, my eyes bled.

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>>31431372
>"the fur missile"

Dogs have to be the worst pets ever.
>Shit everywhere
>Constantly hurting themselves racking up huge vet bills
>Barking, growling, yapping and being generally obnoxious
>Literally wallowing in poop and dead animals any chance they get

Dogs are shit cat masterrace.

>>31433299
That sounds like you just suck at training dogs.

>>31433299
Dogs don't shit in the house, cats do. Your argument failed right out of the gate.
2/10

>>31433299
>>Constantly hurting themselves racking up huge vet bills
When your car is totaled you don't repair it, you get another car.

>>31433299
>shit everywhere
do you even train, bro
>hurting themselves
never happened to me in 30 years of dog ownership
>barking
she's my alarm system
>wallowing in poop and dead animals
yeah, no.

Cats don't give a fuck about you. If you die, they'll wait maybe a few hours before they start literally eating your corpse. A good dog loves unconditionally.

>>31433299
This >>31433312 you pansy fuck.

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>>31432640
Stop crushing Austrian dreams!

>>31433299

nice false flag fag

>>31433299
you literally just described cats you fucking mong.

>>31433355
if you die, they die from the sorrow

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>>31433494

>>31432194
>>31432201
These two. It's basic psychology that punishment doesn't work nearly as well as rewards.

The best way to condition anyone/anything to do anything is to reward them after they do what you want, ignore what they do wrong.

>>31432626
Active noise cancelling doesn't work that way. It reduces the loudness of outside noise but not the sound pressure level. This makes it effective for headphones because because you can use less volume for the same loudness relative to the noise floor, but it's not effective for hearing protection because it's SPL and not loudness that damages the structure of your ear. You can get noise cancelling earmuffs but they're for sensory deprivation (I guess some people really hate the sounds of power tools regardless of how loud they are) rather than actual hearing protection (they'll still be noise isolating to provide hearing protection).

>>31433299
Turtle is best

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>>31430900
Why didn't he just cuddle and spend time with his dog the night before he had to leave?
Kind of seems like a cry for attention or his wife/gf told him to lie down with Fluffy while she goes and takes a faraway picture.

>>31434335
>Why didn't he just cuddle and spend time with his dog the night before he had to leave?
>implying he didn't do that too
I take it you've never had to leave your dog for months at a time.

>>31430900
People like OP are the ones who go on shooting rampages

>>31434358
>I take it you've never had to leave your dog for months at a time.
Yeah I have, but I guess I just don't hold their lives so preciously and close to my heart, although I still regard them as family.
Never could justify in my own mind, getting that close with an animal over a family member or significant other.

>>31434441
>anon displays he has no understanding of love

>>31433299
lol, sounds like you are projecting anon. you must poop around your house alot

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>>31432036
yes, yes they do

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>>31431372
>Fur missile

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>>31434516
>tfw military catgirls still aren't a thing

Why is life so cruel?

>>31434642
Women cause problems and are terrible soldiers.
Cats dont listen, are indipendant animals and wont follow orders.

and you want to mix them?

>>31434721
>Cats
>Independent animals
Sounds like a good way to upgrade women.

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>>31432313

>>31434755
>Deploy the dog.

>>31432859
Hugs

Just going to leave this army dogger here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYX6mCiIGxk

>>31434755
>prepping dog!

>dog out!

>>31434755
>"Carabinieri! Where the hell is your gun?"
>"This IS my gun."

>>31434750
Women, yes.
Soldiers, No.

Mixing animals with soldiers would proboubly be something like dogs for their loyalty, Bulls for their strength, or that frog that shoots blood out of its eyes because its the fucking army...

>>31430980
It's a hologram

>>31435070
Dolphins for underwater rape monsters. They'd be a natural fit for the submarine corps.

>>31435070
Listen, so they turn out to be shit soldiers and then they all get discharged.

Bam. Our catgirl dreams can come true

>>31432642
Mostly deaf still means they are alive though. I had a German Shepherd who learned about three simple hand signals when he went deaf at 11, and it continued to work for him for five more years.
That was when we had little kids too, so it was kind of a good deal, some days I wished I was deaf.
>>31434012
Most nihl isn't from spl for them though, so that's not as much the issue for their long term hearing, as the 120+ decibels from constant loud noise.
Something to do with where they actually begin to hear and where they stop.
Fun fact they hear the timbre of your voice, not the tone.
>>31432789
Basically other than associating the environmental aspectso of it with them as a neutral, I would avoid it.

>>31435138
you think the army is just going to waste money like that and simply let them back into the world? They'll be killed and burned to avoid them and our gene splicing tech from falling into enemy hands.

plus even if they where let into the civilian world they'de likely spend maybe 10 or so years being killed for being afronts to god, unatural etc.

And even then you'll get a girl that is even more emotionally distant than before, is in heat and horny maybe only 1 month out of the year and will fuck literally, not just you. And will likely still never fall for you.

On the bright side tho free neko kittens in the wallmart parking lot for you to raise in a good home~

>>31435184
>you think the army is just going to waste money like that
It doesn't matter what you're referring to specifically, but the answer to that is always yes.

>>31435213
sadly i can see this as some weird trend, joining the army to get free body modifications, and a 4 year job...

the army is going to be filled with whiny kids just trying to get out after they get their mods, and fucking furries, more furries than usual...

>>31430941
Found the cringe

>>31435184
>plus even if they where let into the civilian world they'de likely spend maybe 10 or so years being killed for being afronts to god, unatural etc.
If it were still 1970, sure. There are multiple generations of lonely men who grew up jacking it to catgirl hentai.

>>31432135
Today boys, we get the doggo

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>>31434755
>you better not hurt doggo

>>31435262
Same deal with previous generations as well.

>>31434335

Go away Trumpkin. Back to pol with you.

>>31432797
Please tell when you ever owned or shot one and give some insight why you didn't like it - we are waiting.

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>>31435304
Did someone say Trump thread?

>>31435184
>you think the army is just going to waste money like that
Always.

>>31435320
But isn't Trump also short, fat and orange?

Isn't everyone else thinking of that song when they look at him?

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>>31435421
He's 6'2 and of northern European ancestry. You have to be a Glenn Beck level retard to keep trying to push that meme. So no, it's pretty much just you fags at CTR.

>>31433299
All you got to do mate is train them properly. Granted what kind of dog you gets affects how difficult it is. But mine turned out alright. Responds to basic and advanced commands and only barks when he wants to get my attention for something (like somebody being outside the house) otherwise besides growling when he plays he's completely silent.

>>31435421
>Hillary wanted to debate tall Trump on a STEP STOOL – but was turned down

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3804438/Short-Hillary-wanted-debate-tall-Trump-STEPSTOOL-won-t-commercial-breaks-Monday-coughing-fits.html

If Trump is short, Hillary must be a dwarf

>>31435523
Because she's a woman. You know, the ones that are usually shorter than men.

>>31435465

looks like we've got nimble america in the house

how is shilling for tang hitler these days

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>>31432196
>reduced hearing is better than permanent hearing damage
>getting used to boots is better than hot pavement/broken glass

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>>31435554
"NO U" is really the best you fags can throw at Trump supporters these days? I'd quit now if I were you, before Brock's accidental admission to the media that CTR takes guidance from the campaign is noticed by a prosecutor and you all go directly to federal prison for violating election laws.

>>31435553
Wow, why are you discriminating against her just because she's a woman? Height has nothing to do with a candidate's viability to be president.

>>31435586
>Cringe thread finally degenerates into actually cringeworthy tier trump apologists.
God bless america.

>>31435586

>being this fucking retarded

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>>31435616
You're right, let's ignore her height. Let's talk about her severe neurological damage, hilariously bad track record, multiple admitted federal felonies for which she should be dead or imprisoned, and her tendency to sell out to the Saudis at the drop of a hat instead.

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>>31435634
>>31435624
>triggered hard

>>31435624
>Expecting Clinton supporters on a pro gun board.

>>31435653
Canadians have no borders or standards my dude. what did you expect

>>31431904
That's a nice doggo you should be proud.

>>31433848
actually the best system to produce loyalty is a mix of positive/negative reinforcement

>>31435304
>>31435421
>>31435553
>>31435554
>>31435624
>>31435634
this is not a safe place kys

>>31432096
>This is a green beret doggo.
>They insert for months at a time, learning the culture, language, and customs.
>They utilize the local population in operations, training the local pupper militias as a counter-insurgency force.

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I love all these dogs, but when it comes to work dogs, these take the cake for me.

>mine is 11

I dont know what Ill do when hes gone.

>>31431621
I actually didn't cringe at this photo.

>>31432608
That's only to stop handgun rounds.

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this is my ideal doggo. Hopefully, one day.

>>31436072
i accidentally clicked on the file name, god damn you fur fags.

>>31436072
Yiff in hell

>>31432624
It's called not being a little bitch

>>31435262

these would be severely traumatized war machines bred for and raised in combat, never knowing a proper family environment or functional relationships, they wouldn't be cute, submissive and polite, they would be permanently edgy, angry bitches with the personality of a drill instructor and the strength to actually hurt you.

you think a lonely NEET could handle that?

>>31432785
Kill yourself

>>31436332
Lonely neets are often such because they got too used to being bossed around by their mothers. I can see it working.

>>31430900
>in the military

the worst cringe of all

>>31431662
wow, what a giant pussy.

what happened to /k/?

>>31435465
Okay, so he isn't short, I just looked it up to verify.

But he's definitely fat and bright orange.

>>31431621
Not even cringe.. Magazine removed, bolt carrier group, probably cleaning his rifle and sure you could look down from the other side but Muhammad gives no fucks.

>>31436509
>bright orange
He's not. Try watching a rally without an instagram filter.

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>>31436542
This image is taken from Wikipedia. Looks pretty orange to me.

Additionally, politicians from around the world can attest to the fact that he is orange. Let's not get started on his weight, either. He eats like a marine, but trains like a paraplegic with MS.

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>>31436592
Here's Ariana Grande with fake tan, for comparison.

Who is the greater satsuma? I don't know, myself.

>>31435257
found the nigger

>>31436534
This

People bitch about it, but that picture is actually remarkably safe, especially for some random taliban

>>31431662
go back to >>>/a/ fag

>>31432239
they would gun your fat ass down before you could puff your inhaler and reach for your .22

>>31430900
The fact that you think this is cringey is the only thing cringey about this thread

>>31431577
Fur missile is kebab seeking

>thank you based diesel dog

>>31436976
>>31436936

Is this a case of some annoyed nigger going through the thread post by post and just shitposting furiously?

>>31431577
Fucking stupid ass civilians like this is why I can't handle k any more.

>>31431372
I want to believe so god damn hard

>>31436994
careful you might trigger them.

>>31436994
suck it weeb

>>31431577
>why not just throw a grenade or two?
Why waste grenades on sand niggers?

>>31432082
>do not pet
>That's no fun.
You don't distract them while they're working.

>>31433848
punishment has to be within a two second window

for social animals, social punishments like a harsh look are equally as effective as a smack, if not more.

>>31432300
I remember how the war caused the price of 7.62x39 to jump up to like 20 cents a round. Fucking terrible.

>>31432785
you're only supposed to drown the ones that don't meet standard or are otherwise deformed. these ones are fine.

>>31434461
>this

>>31435667
>blaming Canadians
get your shit in order, Clinton is your problem. We have enough trouble trying to fix our own guns laws with our cuck prime minister

>>31436592
He's already adjusting his image. He is much less orange now. I heard his favorite meal is well-done steak with ketchup and Diet Coke. He pulls grade-A pussy though.

>>31435554

trump is your new president. get over it.

he's the only sane choice and the majority of americans support him.

>>31437356
>sane choice
Neither trump nor clinton are sane choices.

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>>31437407
Try actually reading his policy positions sometime.

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>>31437407
Some traitors left the gates wide open in 1965 and the barbarians have been flooding in ever since. All conservatives could manage to do was lie to themselves. They made up stories about America being magic dirt, a melting pot, an exception in history, and a "proposition nation". Rather than actually do anything to conserve our nation, they became a shadow to neo-liberalism. Today America is more like a multi-ethnic empire, if it's even a country anymore. Not good.

>>31432271
By """"works"''', does that mean it cycles or can fire a single shot?

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>>31433348

>>31432785
Drown self.

>>31437000
Can confirm "fur missile" is a thing.

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>>31434020
Finally, someone talking sense

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>>31432230
>>31432214
>>31432227
Animated

>>31432717
>>31432727
jesus christ look at how happy he is

>>31432135
Why do some of them have sigs and some have ars?

Are one of the two given a specific role purpose or something, like how MARSOC uses Scar Hs alongside M4s because of the bigger round it fires?

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>>31438481
What is the advantage of this? It looks like it would simply hinder both the man and doggo's movement

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>>31438481
>>31438515
Those are some happy doggos.

>>31432785
>they dont make bags big enough
That's some lazy fucking bait anon.

>>31435421
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/09/tracking-the-clinton-controversies-from-whitewater-to-benghazi/396182/
http://freedom-articles.toolsforfreedom.com/44-reasons-to-not-elect-hillary/
http://www.wnd.com/2015/05/here-they-are-hillarys-22-biggest-scandals-ever/
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jun/19/hillary-clintons-long-list-of-lies/
Even Washington post thinks shes crooked.

>>31438568
Why are ohios so cute?

>>31438481
>>31438546

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u05AtfNEjVQ

>>31438546
From the source: http://imgur.com/gallery/GPt000M
"Combat training for army dog. They are supposed to maintain that position for their protection from enemy bullets under covering fire."

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>>31431372
>>31437000
>>31438214

ON THE TOPIC OF FUR MISSILES

Take note: my deployments never involved any mission working with k9 units so what I'm about to say is based on cursory research, some anecdotal hearsay, and a dash of pure speculation.

Anyway: while dogs often take point in structure breaches, I am at this point very skeptical of the idea of a k9 unit picking up and throwing a dog through a goddamned window. I got off the phone a bit ago with an acquaintance who was an Army k9 handler (brother of an ex-gf, he was very worried why I was calling him kek) and according to him, "Fur missile" is definitely a common phrase but I'm like 90% sure it just refers to the way the crazy fuckers launch through the air to engage a threat. He'd never heard of anyone throwing a dog.

According to him, a service animal can be easily commanded to take a running leap way faster and more effectively than to throw it. If for some reason a dog needed to go through a window, he said they were trained to spring off a handler's back from the kneeling position. He also said this literally never happened.

TLDR word is real, but I call bullshit on the window-tossing.

>>31439478
me again; if this was obvious bait in the first place, you got me. But the image of an attack dog flying through the window of some dune coon shithole two seconds BEFORE the door gets kicked down? That shit is too funny for me to just ignore.

>>31439478
>>31439532
Threw him through a window is probably just minor embellishment for the sake of a story. they probably boosted him up to the window and let him go or did what you said. I'd imagine it would make a story flow better saying "we launched him threw a window" than saying "I crouched down and told the dog jump off of my back through a window."

look at this little pupper
https://youtu.be/2roG4jIjvEk?t=9m43s
9:43
so cute

>>31430900
I thought this would be a picture of him with his wife.

>>31430941
>>31431372
>>31431577

I wonder what the fuck goes through the minds of dogs and horses when they do this shit and fight in war all for complex human reasons.

>>31440354
It is a picture of him with his wife

>>31440354

Dogs never cheat or lie. If you love a dog, that dog will never leave you voluntarily.

Calling women "bitch" is an insult to dogs.

>>31433299
do you even have a cat
jesus christ they are insufferable cunts
fucker won't stop meowing if you don't give it attention all the goddamn time
gets in the way constantly be it your legs, your keyboard, even your fucking face when you're asleep

>>31440692
"Fuck yeah I'm a predator!"

Don't think they think on the same level as we do

>>31440692
>complex reasons
money
religion
race


not that complex

>>31435561
>When your trainee cuts the infidels head off just right.

>>31431577
A gren8 doesn't discrimin8 between friend and foe.

>>31441648
A doggo won't understand any of that. Dog-ma isn't for dogs

>>31440692
Let's wolf this shit up! See me go, grandpa! See me go!

>>31438345
>strap c4
Now how do we go about directing the turtle to what we need to blow up?

>>31431621
>t. a guy who's never trained with a dog before.

A doggo can be trained to differentiate between a thousand objects, I'm pretty sure it can differentiate between a guy lying on the floor and a guy holding a rifle.

Case in point:
https://youtu.be/zqN2cNshIN4

>>31431662
>is on /k/
>hates warfare

What are you even doing here?

>>31432210
Yeah, but it's also "If you let yourself be pet from anyone, someone might kill you one day" so it's safer if they bite on petting by a stranger.

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>>31433299
uh huh

cause your cat will totally save your life, or at least be useful every once in a while

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>>31435919
>I dont know what Ill do when hes gone.

youre just forced to move on. in a way, its forced upon you. death and entropy don't give you a choice. I thought the same thing of my first guinea pig, but you just have to keep going simply because youre still there even if he isn't. I know im still going to cry like a little bitch when my battlebunny finally goes, but I know ill get over it eventually. just make sure you don't have any regrets, and do everything you want to with him and make sure hes as happy as he can be everyday.

>>31434441

when i want to talk to my parents or my brother, I can send them a text, or an email, or message them on facebook, or whatever it is kids do these days. I could even call them on a telephone. None of that works for dogs, so being physically separated from them is a lot more profound than being apart from other human beings.

>>31438773
>no earpro for doggo
>he jumps up when guy starts shooting
Fucking frenchies.

>>31440257
Did you mean that stuffed boa the woman had in her hand?

>>31437312
>ketchup on steak
wtf I hate Trump now

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>>31430900
This is either bait or an actual nigger.

Only non-whites don't understand the bond between a man and a dog.

>>31441648

Are you actually so fucking stupid as to reduce all human conflict down to "money, religion, race"? Jesus christ no wonder literally everyone thinks 19 year old grunts are fucking retards.

But wait, let me guess, you're like 22 or something, and you never served.

Do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.

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>>31441784

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>>31432142
>https://www.amazon.com/Doggles-Eyewear-Goggles-Dogs-Size/dp/B005N4E0C2?th=1
Here you are friend.

>>31434642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX3ENRaEPFU

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>>31437312
>well-done steak
>with ketchup

>>31431444
>is this 22plinkster?

>>31441636
Yeah, I never did. I always thought what went in horses minds as they charged against enemy armies was something like 'we are fighting an enemy pack' (I know horses are in herds but I don't know about horse herds fighting each other so I refer to packs).

>>31441800
It's stupid people like that which sometimes causes wars to be fought kek

>>31441749
Goddammit who's cutting onions

>>31441762
We don't give our doggos the love they deserve.

>>31439478
You might throw (lift) the dog through the window in a situation where terrain/landscaping/mission constraints prevent you from letting the dog take a running jump.

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>>31430900
He'll find her just the way he left her

freshly porked and smiling

>>31431467
I've got a friend going to school in Germany and she told me that there are flyers going around asking people to refrain from walk their dogs in certain areas so the Muslims don't get upset. If that happened to me Id buy a pet pig and put the thing on a leash for shits and giggles.

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>>31430900

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>>31431372

>>31431621
smartest shitskin in all the land right here in this photo

>>31432440
>Zastava even comparing to sig or HK QC
Do you live in lala land

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>>31431621

Why are people cringing at this photo?

The BCG is completely removed and he's just inspecting the bore. Are you guys all telling me you don't do the same with your ARs?

Does nobody even fucking inspect their bores after cleaning?

>>31434441
A dog is a member of the family. I genuinely feel sorry for you if you don't understand that. I feel more sorry for the dog that.

>>31446016
People with ARs look the other way. But I'll agree the picture isn't cringe. Might aswell be the guy wearing skinny jeans on a /b/ cringe thread.

>>31446375
>People with ARs look the other way.

Why? Just curious. You'd have to look in through the rear of the upper and the rifling doesn't start until like, 6" or so past that. I find that looking through the muzzle end of an AR is much more preferable.

>>31446375
Idk I've just done it that way if it's convenient. Other guns like my 10/22 and a few others I do look down the barrel. Maybe it's just some weird safety thing I do.
I often just shine a light on my pants and put the barrel there and look from the upper down.

>>31433299
I'm prob falling for b8 here, but cats are actually worthless little shit rats that won't ever listen to you.

>>31446741
Whoops meant to quote
>>31446478

>>31431637
>tfw you'll never be as cool as these dogs.

>>31441800
Yeah he should have just stopped at money.

>>31435037
>He thinks Carabinieri is his name

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>>31432118
>ywn charge into battle on your doggo cavalry

>>31430941
>no doge eyepro
Absolutely haram

>>31447431
Not him, but I assumed it was, what is it?

>>31434755
>oooohboyoboyoboyoboy I can't wait wait to pacify the target ohboyoboy we're going to the park after

>>31447767
ayytalian national police

>>31440692
>Master and I are going to fuck shit up
What's there to get?

>>31430941
austrians are crazy, man

>>31431621
Never look directly at the sun, neither through binoculars nor through your AK's barrel!

>>31432608
Duh, that's merely the 'normal' police response kommando. It's not even GSG-9 level, not to mention KSK. And that's in a country where nobody is supposed to own guns except them

>>31433489
>barking

>>31434814
hold 'E' to deploy war doggo