What is your profession /k/

>>31428800

I work at a gun counter on a military base, but my primary source of income is VA disability. Life's breddy gud/10

>>31428800
ass rapest

shipping department of a gun industry company

>>31428800
>lab rat doing QC at a major juice company
>work the LGS counter on the weekends

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>>31428800
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET


ribbit.

Engineer/Emergency Communications. Think hurricane Katrina type of restoration of services.
Yuge funs collection, and retired military with some VA disability.

>>31428800
Diesel mech for a CAT©®™ dealer. It's comfy work and a great shit talking environment.

I am a fry bitch. why, who is asking?

Army reservist, student.

I get paid by a couple of Albanians for wrestling junkies at 5:30 in the morning.

I build and install cabinets when I'm not doing event lighting.

Fuck off, pederast.

Former pest control for a slab of property, current NEET until i find a new job.

Considering carpentry

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Gunsmith student

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I'm a line cuck.

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>>31428800

Lab supervisor

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Locksmith and general handyman.

>>31428911
>inb4 it's Bosnian Bill

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Parts Management

Ex military, three tours in Iraq as Force Protection.

Work in the industrial area of Charlotte N.C. getting ready for this weekends happening.

Greeting King Leonidas,
I work in a university medical school as a technician. I design and install AV systems for teaching, websites, educational design, and make beds/move furniture.

I love my job. Whilst I possess 7 guns in my safe (not bad for an Ausfag), I have shot none for 8 yrs.

I wanna be an astronaut, when I grow up.

>>31428800
Dentist.

Millionaire shitposter.

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>>31428941

Full time infantryman part time uni student

>>31428978
Not sure if believe...
Post more shit.

Security manager for company working with AMC.

Abraham is dead.

>>31428800
Youth Minister

>>31428978
Millionaire
you could buy 4chan without half a dicks worth of effort.


course you're not really a millionaire.

>>31428800
>What is your profession /k/

Mechanic

>>31429034
Why would anyone buy a used toilet

>>31429054
because

you

can.

>>31429063

Stop trying to sell me your forum, gookmoot. All of your flying rumors and anon sell offers aren't going to get back what you paid to Mr. Poole.

>>31429069
lel, you're clearly not a millionaire then.

Besides, Hiro-senpai can't even fuckin' read English.

I work graveyard security at a major stadium. It's boring, but the pay is decent and my coworkers are pretty cool.

>>31429087
See anything spooky?

professional NEET

>>31428800
Armorer.

I shoot birds at the airport

>>31429137
Actually employed or are you just Cletus in hus shack next to the runway?

>>31429171
how would he afford ammo if he's just shootin' em for funsies.

Besides, shooting birds at the airport is important when a pigeon in the turbine could kill a plane

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>>31428800
Aerospace assembler and welder.
F35A and F22 afterburners.
Pays like shit.

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>>31428800
Therapist

Customer Service Representative for Blue Cross.

>>31428800
Lab tech. Considering moving to IT to increase gat funding.

>>31428800
I'm a portrait artist. I work a part time night job for a small, stable income.

>>31428800
CNC Lathe operator

I realized today I could potentially make reproduction nock guns that could handle modern loads.

>>31428800
burger flipper for now
gun salesman when my uncle gets his ffl

>>31429091
they are setting up a haunted house in the basement of one of the buildings on campus. Last night we were told to expect "werewolf noises".

>>31428800
I collect Social Security for Autism

>>31428800
I work at Cinnabon and yes they are fucking fresh. Don't ever ask if they're fresh.

Machinist.

I'll be buying my own mill and lathe after the new year and hope to do some gunsmithing.

ATF agent

>>31429234
I need a modern Mauser broomhandle red 9.

>>31429365
center of the roll at cinnabon is made from day olds, the rest of the shti is fresh af

i got so many cavities from working there

>>31429372
How many dogs have you shot?

>>31429346
Spooky

>>31429425
That was my reaction. It's going to be like that from now until Halloween.

>>31429400
If people ask, I will tell them how we make it.

I got 2 cavities rn, feels bad man. I just can't bring myself to throw away food.

>>31428800
Full-time computer engineering student and professional shitposter.

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Marketing Assistant aka trainee salesman aka salesman's bitch for the big local beer distributing company. Used to be a better paid entry level engineer for a major oil field service company but I got laid off.

>>31428800
Fishermen

Started the neetlife since august, but paid my rent for a year and have more than $50K in bitcoinbucks so i'm safe...for now

>>31429547
I never actually thought people made money of bitcoin. i always thought it was just sub 1k kinda money.

Aerial photographer

>>31428800
Recruiter for charity

Student.

Income is SSDI right now, but once I get my degree and find a job in IT/Networking, I imagine that goes out the window.

I might try and apply for a job with a clearance, do military help desk as an entry point.

Airplane mechanic

>>31429523
How is that working for you? I understand in areas where they catch big money fish it's good money but on the gulf coast it's a race to catch snapper/blue crab/shrimp
I'd like to move to Alaska and be a fisherman or something like that but I've never been on a boat outside of the Texas interior island bays.

I have been on two prop planes that flew through hurricanes so I assume sea sickness wouldn't be a problem.

>You know, now that I think about it, I've always wanted to be a barber. Yes, a barber.

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>>31429558

Drones?

Helicopter pilot here. 7 years on the road now, no permanent place of abode, just contracts in different countries. Drinking and whoring my way around the various shitholes of this globe, trying to avoid getting shot or kidnapped. Life experience 10/10, making roughly $100k p.a., but very little in the way of social life since I left all my buddies back home a long long time ago, and can't keep relationships for shit. Quite miserable actually. Lots of stories but no-one to tell them to.

Night time security guard, guarding construction sites in the woods.

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>>31428800
>>31428806
>>31428807
>>31428812

I do special projects for the people on this list:

http://thezog.info/list-summaries/

Also, if you want to know how the people on this list got to be where they are, start reading at page 12 in this book:

http://prometheism.net/library/jewishsupremacism.pdf

>>31429218
>the rapist

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>>31429218
> The Rapist

I'm on to you mother fuckers

>>31429668
>>31429684
Go to bed mr. connery.

>>31428800
Just got my first professional job after graduating as mechanical engineer.

>>31429647
Nah, very specific survey kind of work from long range fixed wing

>>31429647
Sounds like a solid life desu.
t. not a people person.

>>31429078
as soon as he replied to this >>31429034 it became obvious he is not a millionaire

>>31429647
Why not take a job flying hog hunters in Texas? It's been legal for over a year, and game ranches make so much money on aerial hog hunts you could probably retire on it. The election won't affect it because these are an invasive species and Gov. Abbott has vowed to be independent of federal law on refugees, hog hunting by air is just an afterthought now that it's legal.

>>31428800
I'm a chef. Working as a commis.

>>31429713
>millionaire
>has more than a million dollars
Honestly, a million bucks isn't that much money. He might have 1.3 or even 2, maybe even 3. Doesn't mean he would actually spend that money for no reason.

Armed guard for rich yuppies living near ski resorts. Basically I get paid to walk around with my AR looking like a hardass while some asshole drinks themselves to death in their fucking mansion. Least the pay is good.

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"Mission control" analyst for a call center.

Pic mildly related.

>>31428800

pimping out your sister

For real though I calibrate industrial machinery and fix stereo equipment on the side. I like it well enough.

>>31428911
So, how do I crack a sentry s02070? Without damaging it.

>>31428800
QA analyst

And nogunz... being a yuropoor is hard

Just got my welding certificate. Thinking of going back to school to become a machinist though.

Emergency room technician

>>31428800
Police and fire dispatcher.

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>>31428800

Avionics technician for a major US Airline.

>>31429728

sounds fun for some reason

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>>31429720
It'd be fun I guess, but I've got a long list of places to go to before retreating back to the first world, 2017 gig will be in Guinea, West Africa. One day when I burn out, I'm hoping to settle down in the Mediterranean, or perhaps somewhere in South America. Start sailing maybe.

>>31429817
Which state?

>>31429698

what kind of work do you do?

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Full time software developer, part time armed response for neighborhood watch (south africa) former pays for latter.

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>>31428800
Health Physicist. Radiation protection and control of radioactive materials.

In theory, we respond to any radioactive materials incident anywhere in the (fortunately small) state, day or night. In practice, we spend our days inspecting dentists and veterinarians, making sure they know how to do paperwork (spoiler alert: doctors suck at paperwork), and occasionally get called to a landfill during normal business hours to identify the source of a radiation alarm on incoming trash. It's basically always kitty litter or adult diapers from a patient who had their thyroid destroyed by radiation in order to treat hyperthyroidism.
>fuck Iodine-131, fuck fat people, and fuck their fat cats
>dumpster diving sucks

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>>31429027
Why would you come to this jehova witness messenger board and spread lies?

radiographer

Electronics Technician full-time / SES volunteer / Air Force hopeful.

>>31428800
Warehouse shipper and shipping accessories

>>31428865
Calmer than you are

RN. Dreading work tonight... just because its the start of my work week :/

NEET
I'm a trained gunsmith in Cuckbec, Canada, but I'm slow with my hands and I'm not good with people so I basically attended that school for nothing.

Trying to get a job, but the only place that want to hire me are in Montreal...

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>>31429977
I was jealous until I remembered AIDS was a thing.

>>31429645
Hot lather and straight razor on the back of the neck. Bay rum in the hair.

If you're not offering those services, don't even set out your stripey pole.

>>31429735
>or our parking lots
Isn't that illegal? As in, you fuckers have no say on that, screw you, I'm leaving my AR in the window rack?

>>31428800
I am a supervisor at Correct The Record. Im a Trump supporter, but I gotta eat. Besides all the people I supervise are pants on the head retarded.

>>31430170
It's funny how people are willing to pick up and move somewhere over political bullshit, or in this case not, rather than fucking practical reasons.

>>31430244
>I am a supervisor at Correct The Record. Im a Trump supporter, but I gotta eat.
And yet somehow they still manage to debunk most of Trump's bullshit... scary huh?

>>31430257
I've lived and worked in Montreal.

Not a good place for somebody agoraphobic.

Air Force Intel

Electrician and Instrumentation technician.
I work in an underground gold mine.

>>31430227
I live in a border town for the time being (moving in May one way or another) so I don't think it's a smart idea to leave something as valuable as a gun in easy sight in the vehicle. That said, Texas law states that pistols can't be left in plain sight from outside the car (officers have been known to move to extreme angles outside the car to "prove" that guns can be seen from the outside).

As far as it being illegal...it isn't legal for them to say that it's against their rules, because it's a shared parking lot, but since they've posted both the 30.06 and 30.07 posters, as per law, I can't bring a concealed or openly carried firearm of any kind indoors.

And lastly, from me to you...well, they can't see anything inside my car, we'll just say that. If they don't see anything, they can't say anything.

>>31430262
It would be bad if Correct the Record wasnt shilling for Hillary. ..

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>>31429647
A fellow rotorhead, aye? Which type do you fly in those shitlands?

Operator at a steel mill

>>31428800
Currently a student of accounting
Part time zamboni driver
During summer I teach kids to fish at a summer camp. Teach them about woods, fish and respecting nature, even cooked up a couple bass and trout for them over a fire.
Enlisting in the Army soon

>>31429984
Today I learned under which conditions a high school may legally possess and obtain yellowcake uranium. I learned that because it was relevant...

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Infantryman

Clerk for the alcohol monopoly

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Entomologist and aspiring writer.

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>>31428800
I'm a 1N1A. I look at pictures.

Engine remanufacturing.

I do pest control in SC.

Weapons Intelligence Analysis. Good times.

Cop, let the hate flow

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>>31428800
work at an interior design place. going to school to be sysadmin to become 1337 haxor

>>31430687
i fucking hate how much i want to be you

>>31428913
>>inb4 it's Bosnian Bill

I know him. He'd never come here. He's gotten out of shooting anyway.

>>31430718
It's a OK job. It's really underpaid for what I do. I tend to get reprimanded for the whole quota thing too. I don't see a need to give bullshit tickets for bullshit things, don't waste my time and be honest then you will go on your way. I'm also past the point of seeing dead bodies especially kids

>>31430825
ya i get that, messed up bodies or kids and for some reason animals bug me

>>31429875
The ssipp

White collar computer related major investment company

>>31428800
Counter-intell reservist, hotel's reception clerk, soon to be either an international-relations or program engineering student in a university. Considering to just drop it all and become a field-tour guideץ

>>31430843
I've seen dogs beaten and dead and it breaks my heart. I don't mind seeing dead addicts, unless there is kids involved. Shit sickens me that people would do such a thing with a child right infront of them. Heroin is hitting here hard and just all the calls coming in for the shit is getting old. Spiked batches killing left and right and they are still doing it.

>>31431045
seen a lot of this shit in my home town. didnt go looking for it, but the place im from was ranked as the "crack capital of Ontario" a few years back. we also have a super-jail and a nut house just outside town, and when people get released (often just because they dont have room for them) they have no were to go, so the streets just seem to collect them. fucking ses pool. dont feel as bad for the junkies, but a lot of them have kids

11B Infantryman.

Hate my life, want to kill myself every day

>>31431089
Just change MOS next reup or just ETS.

I do sysadmin, support, and a bit of development for a backup software company. The pay's good, and I work from home 100%. I moved halfway across the country this summer so my funz collection is still pretty small, but that's going to change in the next few months.

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>>31428800
College student

>>31428800

Lumberyard

Hitting uni next year

>>31429735
>including the parking lot
The NRA lawyers would like to have a word with management.

>>31431089
what do you do daily

>>31428800
Autismbux

Procurement for an aerospace and defense company. Its got its moments and is a means to an end. Ive seen prints from FN for SCAR parts, all sorts of parts for Boeing, Lockheed, Bell, a few rocket launchers. Cool stuff, but it gets monotonous.

>>31428800
masturbator

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>>31431154
I believe he exercises, runs around with an empty gun and a shitload of weight, washes and/or paints rocks, and cleans the shit out of things. Probably while in formation.

>This is what .mil threads lead me to believe

>>31428800
Computer Operator

>>31431154
Landscaping and picking up garbage

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Graphic Designer and eLearning Developer.

My project manager and boss are directionless imbeciles... I can't wait to gtfo.

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>>31429647
>>31430369
What's up bros

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>>31428800
ATF special agent

Forester

>>31431309
I too, identify as a Subaru SUV

>>31428800
Awoo

Awoo

Awoo

High school janitor.

>>31431336

Do you even english?

>>31428800
I'm a DSP: I take care of kids with developmental disabilities. Pretty good job actually.

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>>31429684
Oy Vey! Come and be healed, goyim.

>>31428800
Translator/student. My recent /k/ deed was that I had to write a glossary on something. Picked guns and spent half a page explaining Djibouti shooty.

Good money, I'd love to get into the gun industry, I figure it pays well.

I build carbon-fiber and fiber-glass aircraft parts using fabrics pre-impregnated (i.e. already soaked) with resin.

Mostly safety equipment for civilian airliners, but the facility I work at does build airflow systems, engine parts, and does some very minor DoD stuff.

I get payed to make pro-Israel posts on social media

>>31429684
>Ivan
>mg3

>>31428892

Oooh looking forward to that fat ass 23k a year, huh?!

I'm an Underwater Fire Prevention Specialist

>>31428800
Low voltage tech for AT&T, trying to break into something better (maybe fiber?) Enjoy it, pays decent, and I no longer fear heights.

>>31431561
Fiber is fun if you get to use fusion splicers. It's incredibly tedious if you have to use fucking cloths to polish the ends of spliced fiber.

Being cute

>>31431575
Current or former splicer?
AT&T or another telco?
Did you hop from prem. tech to splicer?

Development IT for IBM

>>31431557
Thank you for your service

>>31431628
No, thank you

>>31431539
You're forgetting slavaboos are retarded, anon. They just want to jam their stupid memes in everything

>>31429367
How do you like it? I'm currently on a wait list to take a pre apprenticeship course because I'm sick of shitty security work

Automotive shop manager

>>31428800
Fry cook/student

"Sr. Associate Software Systems Engineer".
First job out of college

>>31428800
College, HLS major.

>>31428800
Emergency Vehicle Technician/College student majoring in Aerospace Engineering

>>31431114
saaame so much social justice

>>31431530
What a coincidence! I get paid to make pro-Russia posts!

Hey, you wanna start a flame war and see if we can both make quota today off of it?

>>31431530
kek

Title: Web-designer, Front-End Developer, UI & UX Designer, I provide clients with effective online marketing platform solutions.

What the job actually entails: Picking shiny WordPress themes and changing font colors in CSS

I work at a gas station. I'm currently working towards moving off-grid. I have enough money from when my mother passed away to buy a decent chunk of land, and I've been in the forest since I was young, so I have many skills necessary to provide meat for myself. I've also learned a lot about gardening, and I want to get some chickens to learn how to raise those before I actually try to live like that. I'm also planning on getting a trapping license, but I'll be hunting coyotes with .223 this winter if I don't have the license yet. I also dig ginseng, which is worth up to $1000 a pound. I think that trapping and ginseng will bring me enough money to support a simple lifestyle. The only thing I'll miss is shitposting.

Either that or I'm going to be a trucker.

Keeping it /k/, I have 6 guns, one of which I'm selling today for $100 more than I bought it. I still live at home, which gives me a lot of funds for funs.

Engineering student.
I finish in November and start my grad job in January.

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Used to be a lifeguard at a ymca got fired for not showing up
Now I'm a Poolee f that counts as employment

>>31429217
Soooo... It pays bad or it pays well?

I build tires for cars/trucks/SUVs or I will continue to do so if I pass my performance review

God help any of you who ride on my tires

>>31428800
Cog in the military industrial complex.

>>31431813
Fuckin gen x.

>>31428843
National guard, student

>>31431813
>X is shit
X is bad
>X is the shit
X is good

I work in client service for a background check company. I hate what I do and am trying to figure out my next move.

Operator at an ore mill.

Rural primary care. On a home visit for hospice

>>31428800
I AM UNEMPLOYED!

>>31429171
Yes and Yes.

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Attack pilot

>>31428800
lab tech at a company that tests gasoline.

>>31429005
>Full time infantryman part time uni student
[this is what the guard actually believes]

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>>31428800
Army infantry

College student. Lifeguard during the summer. Spend most of my money on guns.

>>31431620
>Current or former splicer?
Former datacenter technician who had to run hundreds of yards of fiber a night on some nights just to connect a new rack to the patch panels in the network cabinets. Now I'm a sysadmin.

>>31431669
Java monkey?

>>31431500
Can you make a 3 piece widebody aero kit for my rally car

>>31429648
That sounds amazing. Do you work alone? Do you get to Have earphones in or do you have to be alert? Anything creepy ever happen?

>>31432257
Sure buddy

Management at bigbox FFL.

>>31432562
C
85k a year so slightly above median for entry level salaries in my school for my major, but I live in NH so no state income or sales tax. Luckily it goes a bit further.

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>>31428800

project manager/CAD tech for a small structural engineering firm

comfy work

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>>31432845

That hard to believe?

>>31433461
Without proof, yes. And I doubt a marine would post a meme pic of a navy pilot in response to getting called out.

Part time warehouse labourer for a small, family run company

Almost done with university and field placement has made me realize I want absolutely nothing to do with my area of study

Now hoping I might be able to get a job as a sales associate with the company I'm currently with.

>>31433542

Half my buddies are Navy, just the benefit of going through the same schools. Top Gun is universal, quoted by aviators of all platforms.

>>31433627
>and still no proof
What's your problem kazansky?

Subsea engineer. Basically a plumber that uses robots instead of hands and puts stuff on the bottom of the ocean instead of in bathrooms.

>>31433649

It's a fine line between not giving away too much and giving you something that would satisfy. That's how dudes get new callsigns naomean?

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>>31433818
>>31433627

>>31433818
>>31433818
Bro, I'm an attack pilot too. I've posted my shit on here tons of times. You're not even posting any unclassified shit that would make it seem like you know what you're talking about so hey, you do you mane.

I work for a gunshow promoter

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>>31428800
0311 grunt.

>>31433906

Rah

I work at chickfila and im a student. Its pretty gud

>free chickfila everyday
>all my coworkers are chill
>adjustable hours to work around school
>shitpost on my paid break (get cucked franchise fags)

I fix shoes.

>have a guy off on holiday
>ask boss if I can have day off
>says I can have the day off if I stay for 3 hours the day before, but e won't pay me for those hours
>...but he'll pay me for the whole six hours I'm taking off instead for being a hard worker
Feels good mane

>>31431114
Same.

Also AFROTC Cadet.

>>31429751
Thermal lance. Use the valuables you find inside to buy a new safe.

Mechanical Engineer

>>31428800
EMT in paramedic school.

Once I have my medic license I'll slowly chip away at nursing school. I want to be a specialty care emergency/transport nurse. That way I can still play in an ambulance (helicopter/plane if I'm lucky) and make a decent living doing so. I'd be content.

>>31428800
I'm a 2nd Lt. So I guess it's yelling cadences and making specialists do dumb shit they could totally do better if they were in charge. Totally. It's not like I make them do this shit for a reason. Even if that reason is they were a fuck up this weekend and need to have the stupid sweated out of them

>>31433906
>>31433962
Your hands better not be in your fucking pockets. I can sense it from here, devil

>>31429728

So basically Max Payne 3, but nothing exciting ever happens.

>>31428911

How'd you get your job as a locksmith? I recently quit my job in BFE and I'm moving back to civilization in a few weeks and want to change careers.

I work for the government in a county being an official records specialist

>>31428800
I work in the "E" part of BAFTE.

>>31434079
>I fix shoes.

How does one become a cobbler? I'd like to get into that.

>>31434228
>officers calling cadence
>officers smoking people
Can't tell if retard butter bar that doesn't know his lane or a fucking cadet

>>31428800
Armchair Lieutenant General and father.

Manager at a large consultancy. I have a fuck ton of money and live in a shit country where I can't easily get guns. Life is pain.

>>31434303
I like to yell cadence every now and then. Never got to do enough of it when I was a cadet. And fuck no,I don't smoke people. That's the domain of my NCOs but I will tell them when someone needs to be straightened the fuck out

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electrician

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>>31434245

No pockets, just swinging with the wing.

>>31434398
It's ok to admit you were wrong cadet. No one gives a shit that you're really training to be a paper jockey in some S-shop.

>>31434289
>see sign for job in shop window
>to go to guy, have a chat, 5 y/o son does half the work to get the job by making him laugh
>drop off CV next day
>get interview
>get job and get trained
Guess I was just in the right place in the right time

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>>31428800
Environmental consultant.
The work varies a lot, it pays pretty well, and I get to travel a lot on company money.
A lot of reading and tedious research, but it's pretty good overall.

>>31434547
>get trained
I'll take "Shit That Didn't Happen" for 1000$, Alex.

No modern store or company would EVER waste money training someone. It didn't happen. You must have gone to school for it or are otherwise just lying to us or something.

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>>31428800
Petroleum geologist.

Life is good.

>>31433906
I really really want to know why Kennedy was shot.

>>31432498
Shawn is that you?

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Cop.

>>>Your tax dollars at work while I shitpost on 4chan.

Let the hate flow through you.

>>31435049
Hey cop. What patrol rifle did they issue?

marketing army radars to gullible departments of defense

>>31435071
Have none at the moment. HK 416 variant on order. Used to have fudd mini 14 at last agency.

Armored courier, right now sitting and waiting for shit to do.
It's actually quite boring.

Solution engineer for software automation, telecom industry

0331 (Sand box '04 & '07)

Railroad

Elevator Constructor

Trades are rough on your body and mind, but it's better than sitting in an office, IMO. There's some characters in the trades, to say the least.

Physical security consultant so I break into places for a living

make custom holster and knive sheths
provide many to civilian and to military police retirees some active duty
mostly make in kydex have a custom shop in my garage
decent business all cash so tax free

>>31428800
>Purchasing agent for supplement giant
Getting my first gun next week

>>31435111
Cool. You like your job?

Federal Boob Inspector

>>31431669
Did you get the email about the TPS report cover sheets?

Mechanical Engineer

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>>31428800
Film student.
I write a lot about the what and why of firearms in films though.

>>31434859
All I had was about 5 years of fast food and retail experience.

I started on a training rate of $16.50/hr, currently on $18/hr, by the end of the year I'll be on $21/hr with bonuses for hitting shop targets. All kiwi dollars though.

>>31428821
AT&T?

>>31435536
Yes post attuid I'll q you

Career criminal.

>>31428800
>replies with boot to chest
I've made my living laying souls to rest.

Not really, just sing about it sometimes. 12b, the most I have done is blow shit up and fill Hesco units. Fucking sucks without a war.

>>31429645
According to my barbor it's not a bad paying job if you're half good. Like >>31430219 said though gotta have that hot lather and shave or you're a shit.

>>31434882

>Oil and gas

>Current year

>Good

Really? How did you not get trimmed?

ex brokedick mechanic, currently full time tool and die student.

part time military in canada

its ok but id like more hours. i considered going back to school but it's pointless in this era, people only get hired through nepotism anyway. even having the piece of paper from an institution doesn't matter. most of my friends make tons more than me and either work outside of a field their school program was for, or are outright "unskilled workers" who dont need a degree at all and work tech support at mommy's company or are youtube superstars or w/e

>>31435835
it LITERALLY depends on your race

black barbers can get away with a set of clippers and big kitchen scissors, but you need to have the SICKEST bantz around and your barber shop should be outfitted to be more of a community center than a business. if you're asian, it's the exact opposite, if you're not an outright stylist then get the fuck out. there's no place for meme foam or straight razors, only lots of gel and roll after roll of tin foil to get people's tips just right.

white barbers, yeah, gotta have that comfy foam close shave and hair products that don't do much but feel very nice.

>>31431379
Have you ever felt the urge to just put the pillow over their drooling mouths?

>>31429029
>>31428807
Samefag

Heavy equipment operator with some under the table carpentry and mechanic work.

>>31435934

i go to the vietnamese ladies in downtown toronto, $8 plus a tip, 8 minutes in and out. gives me an excuse to go downtown too.

>>31431646
>>31429367

Also Machinist planning to buy a nice lathe/mill one day to start a precision rifle/gunsmith business.

Depends on what kind of shop you get in obviously but I enjoy the work. Sure you get banged up every now and then but I don't have to deal with dipshits on a phone all day and the work itself is pretty enjoyable especially if you're the type that like to take pride in their work.

>>31435866

Just got in, friend. We'll see what the market does, but I'm definately crossing my fingers for 50 $/barrel WTI.

>>31435985
>toronto
fucking kill yourself

>>31428911

How get job? How get training? How's it pay?

>>31436096
Buy lockpicks and practice until yu are good enough to advertise your services, basically.

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navy...DECK


over it, I'm gonna be a cop in my hometown in the SF Bay and join the war in the streets, I want my PTSD

>>31429735
I work for your direct competitor as a trainer. Met some decent people from your company....which was shocking because....call center

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I'm a librarian

>tfw can't carry in a government building

>>31431154
Tactical janitor

>>31428800
to drink fucking beer

Seal

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>>31428913
>mfw Bosnian Bill visits /k/
Not in a fucking lifetime.

>>31436206
then fucking conceal it retard

ER Nurse and shitposter

>>31431943
>X is shit
X is bad
>X like shit
X like crazy

>>31428800
Dolphin Trainer

>>31428800
Im a hobo

>>31436328
How many times have you blown one?

>>31435010
And Bobby.

>>31436369
As often as I can, so salty

>>31435049

PICK MY COTTON NIGGER!

Asset Protection.

I (try) to catch shoplifters.

Soldier

>>31431299
you look radical

>>31433461
i never noticed the sweet unibrow

Medical lab scientist

I drive

Nuclear weapons policy SME.

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>>31429219
Fuck you. When I called the other day to tell you I got in an accident involving a whore and my dick, it was you who hung up wasn't it? Dick.

>>31428800
I work as a security officer full time, then work part time for the Portland Spirit. You guys should come on some time and meet me.

Pic related. From the engine room.

>>31428800
I actually work at a grocery store

>>31428800
Not really a profession, but i'm an Electronics Engineering student, sir.

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>>31428800
I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher

>>31436058

i don't live in toronto, i just live close enough to get food and cheap haircuts.

>>31437394
>i-im not from toronto, i-im from the GTA :'^)

still torontonian. still ontarian. kill you're self

>>31433997
I'm not used to reading that without spaces or hyphens.

I read that as chick-filla until I realized what you meant and laughed pretty hard.

>>31437380
>sir
wanna know how I can tell you have autism in real life?

>>31433997
Does your chicfila only hire hot chicks like the one here? Are they as nice as they act at the window? One day I was about to kill myself after a last sandwich and the girl at the window was super nice and it turned my day around and I will never forget her. It was a tough time.

>>31428800
Ring wrapper operator
I spend 8-11 hours a day pushing a button and changing out rolls of shrink wrap

>>31437584
Well don't look at me, i'm just trying to sound nice.

Plumbing apprentice. Making $15 an hour now with step raises. In 4 years at the end of the program I'll be making $24 an hour and can only go up from there.

>>31437816
Fucking kill yourself, piece of shit trainspotter.

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>>31438089
All right, all right, chill.

>>31438109
haha le reddit man XD

fuck

OFF

>>31438210
Look, all i just said was my profession, what's your problem?

Full-time welding student in my final semester. Going to look for a part time welding job in meantime.

Actor, Singer no shit