>ITT: /ak/ discussion

>>31427158
We asked Guard to name fag, butthurtanon. He was against it but we asked anyway, and he relented. He posts art regularly, and we enjoy his little stories and funny moments from his very /k/ related job. Why are you so mad, anon? Guard is still chill, all thats changed is we know its him when he posts. Is it because he drew you as a baby? Its ribbing, anon. Instead of taking it in stride and as the ribbing it was supposed to be, you took it personally and reacted just as the picture describes. As for commissioning him, was he not satisfactory? He sent me messages every step of the way and made sure i liked the piece, even asking me to double check and make notes of what I wanted changed. Did he slight you personally in some way?

>>31427296
What did you commission?

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>>31427296
Unrelated, but thanks for posting the previous thread. Forgot to grab the Groundless pic I requested from Lardagus.

Also, I'd say it's best to just not acknowledge the anon. Felt like he wanted to cause drama for the sake of it. He already said he wanted to be judged by the merits of his posts, and they reek of drama seeking behavior, instead of doing the mature thing of ignoring it or just auto-hiding names

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Have there been any revolvers drawn in anime grill form?

>>31427342
Revolvers are boys.
>literally a sex shooter

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>>31427342
Nope, nor pistols in general. But I do have this picture of Mosin from a drawthread

>>31427314
S-Stuff

>>31427134
You could always drop it completely. Everybody knows who you are already, you're the dump guy.

All people are asking for is to not put your dumb opinions up on a pedestal. Which to your credit you don't do very often.

>>31427164
>>31427172
He's still around actually, he's on 8ch like every day (though nobody else is) and like a week ago he was talking with some 4koma artist.

>>31427123
Dude, this IS discussion. And if you like we can discuss something strictly /ak/ related right now.

>>31427367
...L-lewds?

Im just going to work on commissions, i'll doodle for you guys tomorrow

>>31427389
Buh bye guard we luv u

>>31427381
W-well he said he was a fan of Toradora... so...

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>>31427364
>Mosin not being an old man

>>31427389
Thanks for continuing the rifle story earlier today. Got it updated on my end, just having posted it on the imgur yet.

>>31427342
I'm like 70% sure guard drew one at some point


>>31427203
I think you just summoned him he's writing in it right now

>>31427296
Well now I'm asking him to stop. Dunno who asked him to do that, he should have said no.

And he was already namefagging in his older threads.

Totally honest here, guard was fine with me before he started writing and before he pulled that little caricature thing.

The first gradually showed he rather liked being an attention whore and refused to use pastebin or Google like any other writefag, and the former and the latter showed that he could just NOT take criticism.

The refusal to digest criticism is really what changes my opinion of him. It was weird when he started drawing for /k/, dumb and odd when he started writing, and now it's like the dude has some sort of complex.

>>31427389
Make another derogatory drawing of someone for discussing on a discussion board. Cmon, I think it's cute. More than my parent ever gave me! Ah ha ha! Ha ha! Aha! Ahh... Haaaa......
Sigh.

Anyone want a mega of by desktop backgrounds? They're all drawn /k/ or /ak/.

Does anyone have the screencaps from when anon broke down over neglecting his milsurp rifle? I can't find it in the archive.

>>31427415
>guard was fine with me before he started writing and before he pulled that little caricature thing.

For fucks sakes anon it was tongue in cheek humor, John and Guard poked fun at each other after Guard drew him as an baby as well. You have the skin the thickness of drafting paper and should stay in /a/

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>>31427415
Dude just shut up and leave

>>31427415
>Make another derogatory drawing of someone for discussing on a discussion board. Cmon, I think it's cute. More than my parent ever gave me! Ah ha ha! Ha ha! Aha! Ahh... Haaaa......

Anon, you are so salty its not even humorous.

>>31427415
>Well now I'm asking him to stop.
Who are you to carry such a high opinion of yourself? No wonder Guard drew you as a crotch fruit

>>31427441
Sorry, didn't save it. School and work kept me from doing most of that, and I've only was able to focus on saving the old rifle, and harems fics.

>>31427465
Anon, don't feed the anon (you) burgers! Anon'll be begging for more

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Hi /ak/ thanks for recommending a replacement rifle for my Sinon fig earlier this month. Gave her the CheyTac Intervention - the other options weren't even close.

Don't have pic of her new setup so have a sniper Homu instead. Courtesy of whatever Marine base she would've grabbed the stuff from.

>>31427415
Most people like guard because he produces decent stories and doodles. You staying here and whining after we've told you that you're the only one who feels this way is infantile. You're acting like a little brat and nobody's taking you seriously. If you don't like what's being posted here, nobody's forcing you to stay.

>>31427449
It looked weird when he did it too JMB.

Not that JMB isn't a dumbass, just that it looked weird, a namefag trying to make fun of another namefag's poor behavior.

>>31427465
No u

>>31427479
Salty isn't an argument senpai.

I could be chill as ice but still be wrong, or I could be salty as hell and be right.

And if you really don't think I should be any degree of irritated about this, just don't reply. This discussion can stop now, I've already said all I have to say.

>>31427543
You done nothing but produce hearsay. You even said you commissioned Guard. Are you slighted over an art dispute or something?

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>>31427415
>Make another derogatory drawing of someone for discussing on a discussion board. Cmon, I think it's cute. More than my parent ever gave me! Ah ha ha! Ha ha! Aha! Ahh... Haaaa......
>Sigh.

Holy shit kys

>>31427543
>>31427564

Yeah, post the art

>>31427543
>This discussion can stop now, I've already said all I have to say.

Usual come back of idiots who realize they are misbehaving and want their verbal paddling to end

>>31427579
>>31427564
>>31427543
Yeah post the art

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>>31427533
literally this, stop whining and ruining others fun

>>31427507
The proper choice, a sniper should be accurate. Why anyone would suggest giving her a gun that shoots 3 moa at 100 yards is absurd. What were the final scores?

>>31427533
That's why I liked guard too- well not for the stories, but even if his art isn't really for me nobody else draws /ak/ on a regular basis.

Also it's pretty fucking absurd for you to say "we're telling you you're the only one who feels this way." People give guard shit a lot, it was mentioned that he got run out of monmusu for this reason and it's true, the guys there don't like him as much anymore, or at least not as much as they used too.

It's even more absurd for you to imply that this is somehow under your, or even the majority opinion's control. I have the right to say whatever I like about the guy, you don't get to decide that.

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For those who bothered to stay till the very end, here's the rest of that comic.

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>>31427619
That's it, I'm out.

>>31427632
Thanks for da comic

>>31427609
>People give guard shit a lot, it was mentioned that he got run out of monmusu for this reason and it's true, the guys there don't like him as much anymore, or at least not as much as they used too.
You keep saying this even though Guard told us at the very beginning that he didnt want to name fag due you autists in /a/. We WANT him to name fag, we LIKE his sense of humor, and we LIKE his stories. Whatever happened in your little autistical hidey hole doesnt matter here.

>>31427609
>I have the right to say whatever I like about the guy, you don't get to decide that.

Yet you get to decide whether guard namefags and get pissy over a doodle? Careful, your double standard is showing

>>31427564
You're grasping at straws senpai. I had no issues with any of my requests from guard.

>>31427582
Nice argument sweetie. I still think I'm right, and you're an idiot, and will reply to you if you somehow feel the need for me to call you an idiot for the next three hours.

>>31427591
It wasn't a paid commission mind, just a request. Which should reinforce the point that this wasn't some dumb art dispute.

I requested for a Cali legal AR and SVD floofs.
I wasn't the only guy to request these things, I was one of about 3 for the first and 5 for the latter, over a period of a few weeks.

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Fa/tg/uy here, people posting Girls und Panzer in the Flames of War threads have made me decide to try watching it. However, I'm a horrible newfag when it comes to anime, and have no idea what I'm supposed to download, or from where. Searching nyaa like was suggested to me has only given me a list of impenetrable filenames, and I don't know where to start or if there's a specific watch order or anything. Any help would be appreciated. Sadly about all I can offer in exchange is flying Cromwells.

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>>31427632
...well, I guess a few more one-offs wouldn't hurt.

Too busy watching "protesting".

>>31427371
I sometimes forget what I'm posting and I say something incredibly stupid. You are 100% correct about that. I apologize for it.

And I'm not the *only* dump guy, I just try to make any of the dumps I do here on /k/ for you guys first rather than on /a/.

>>31427609
You're the only one saying this shit. Really, it's just you. Please stop, it's getting rather petty, infantile, and I just see a lot of hearsay. As >>31427659 said, /ak/ begged the guy to namefag. And after a couple of threads of him using his name for writefag and drawfag stuff, you came in to throw a hissy fit.

So do the mature thing, and just place him on ignore if he really triggers you that much.

>>31427619
>>31427632
cute! Thanks, Lardagus.

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>>31427703
Last one-shot I have.
If no one has any more requests for stuff, I'll head off to bed then.

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>>31427692
>It wasn't a paid commission mind, just a request. Which should reinforce the point that this wasn't some dumb art dispute.
> I requested for a Cali legal AR and SVD floofs.
> I wasn't the only guy to request these things, I was one of about 3 for the first and 5 for the latter, over a period of a few weeks.
>says he doesnt like guards style
>Asks for requests anyway

Literal cancer

>>31427700
Head to animefreak, punch in Girls und Panzer, then watch the episodes in numerical order.

And post more flying Cromwells.

>>31427728
Thanks for the panels, Lardagus. Have a nice night. May do the same and retire. Got to visit a bunch of actors tomorrow and pretend patient council for a grade, and I gotta look my best

>>31427607
Because I'm really ruining things by discussing an artist on a discussion board. I should totally be spamming memes right now.

>>31427680
I can't make him, but it's dumb and he shouldn't.
Please consider learning what a double standard is before trying to insult someone over it.

>>31427659
Stop saying "we" I think he's shit, other people think he's shit, he doesn't have a sense of humor, much less a good one. Why do you guys suck his dick so much?

>>31427719
/ak/ didn't beg him for anything friend. It's possible several different people did but it's not unanimous. I don't know why you love tripfags and namefags so much, but I think there are other parts of this website that suit you much better.

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>This entire thread

Anon, they asked me to namefag, so I am, thats the end of it.

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Guys, let's set the salty anon to ignore. He's beyond all hope.

>>31427731
Great job ignoring what I said earlier you twit.

>>31427703
It's mostly you dude, it's your reputation now. Good or bad whenever the thread wants a dump they do a little rain dance and you come down from the sky.

You know what, I should give you a little more credit for this- you keep your cool better than some people here, that's very mature.

Seriously it is, that probably sounds condescending and arrogant and entitled as hell but it's true

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>>31427739
Thanks. Will do, though sadly I only have 3 unique ones. Shame I don't have any flying Churchill pics, that would be really impressive...

Have raws for upotte!! 74 surfaced? And what will become of the current FN FAL? She's been around for a while and developing her own memories.

And where is M14 in all of this?

>>31427779
"They" isn't everyone.

But- I don't want to come across as reactionary or salty or a crusader or whatever. Namefagging, while annoying, isn't that big of a deal.

just please don't get huffy when someone, even if they are a minority, voices their thoughts.

>>31427783
>Oh no, someone's not Guard's personal bitch, better meme at him!

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Can we just get back to the artsy-fartsy and write-faggotry we've come to appreciate in these threads here lately?

>>31427857
Nobody's burning down the treehouse because someone voiced a negative opinion.

As long as Uwe Boll is still making films, we know its possible to take criticism and still make stuff.

>>31427857
It's getting late in the states. We'll probably see more stuff tomorrow, or if we got some anons that are burning midnight oil, from Europe or on the other side of the Pacific

>>31427852
And here I thought the Dead Sea and Death Valley had the worlds supply of salt.

>>31427829
No worries, if you have any issues just ask.

Flying Churchill would be a sight to behold. Would it even have the horsepower to reach a speed high enough to catch air?

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>>31427739
And the last unique one. Only other one is the first image without the text.

>>31427891
Yes yes you're very clever, here's your (you)

>>31427857
Yes, lets

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>>31427847
Translation is up to date. I think this is the no-chapter month.

Currently working on Sailor Fuku to Juusensha 10.

>>31427919
WHY ARE YOU TRIP FAGGING WE DIDNT ASK FOR THIS REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>31427895
holy shit that dude is strong

>>31427960
Keep on sucking tripdicks anon.

>>31427919
Thanks for the update. So expected next chapter will be Late October/November, I take it?

And, what is Sailor Fuku to Juusensha?

>>31427919
Good to know
>>31427974
Reee harder faggot

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>>31427978
A super srs documentary mango on armored operations.

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>>31427978
Think GuP, but with much more slapstick comedy and lewd to literal porn.

Created by Nogami, who did some of the character designs for GuP show and is the creator of GuP Ribbon Warrior, some random Strike Witches stuff, and a few other military-themed things.

He's well known enough to have 2 different characters based off of him. I'll let you guess who they are. Hint: One is in GuP, another in a show called Shirobako.

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FAMAS a qt

Did Tantal butthole get drawn yet?

>>31428262
He's drawing doodles tomorrow he said

>>31428147
>Turret from an Cromwell IV F
>Hull from a Cromwell IV C/D/E
Muh autism

Hello, Greens here.

You guys brought up the /k/omic thing earlier, and someone linked the gdoc, I tried to update it so that you all would understand what I was doing, but I'm not sure if anyone say what I wrote.

I'm still actively tweaking my ideas and rules, and have used them to personify several different guns that aren't in upotte or were, just done ineptly.

I'd love to hear your thoughts on what I wrote, or for practice, any characters you'd like to see personified.

>>31428285
*Saw what I wrote.

I was writing in the gdoc while a certain "anonymous rhino" was. Dunno if he saw it.

>>31428285
Mosin in a retirement home with Kar98 and lebel

>>31428285
Seemed pretty good from what I saw, but I didn't really like the idea of a nigger FN FAL

>>31428294
Seconding. My only issue with it. She's Belgium in origin.

>>31428285
I think Guard has a better idea universe wise. The Waffegeist is very neat and tidy writing packge

>>31428340
This is an off shoot of Upotte!! With better ideas

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>>31427290
So, I just got an M48, and while cleaning her up I was thinking

>Would m48 be a shorter younger Mauser if personified?

Also, my M48 and my Mosin are right next to one another on the wall, I'm glad I can't hear the banter.

>>31428294
Well, if it's a redesigned gun you're just gonna have to live with it.

The originals are all white as snow, if it's any consolation.

>>31428313
I dunno if this was updated in the doc but I decided to make REDESIGNED guns the race/ethnicity of the redesigner, so most AKs are of course Slavic however there are some that are Chinese, American, Kenyan, Egyptian, Israeli (technically Jewish but that sounds weird) ext.

Made more sense to me.

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Do you think Guard, with proper support and cash flow, would do a Waffegeist comic? It would be /k/s legacy

>>31428352
I have a Mosin and AK together in the cabinet. An older sister and a younger, more energetic one. Garand stays in her case, poor thing, because the cabinet is too small (not a bad problem to have). I need to make some more space for my raifus.

>>31428374
I've asked him while he was doing my commissions, he said it'd take a lot of time, money and would be difficult for him because he's never done comic format

>>31427779
Just hang in there man, maybe if we ignore it it'll leave

>>31428385
ARE YOU SAYING HES CONSIDERING? YOURE COMMISSIONING HIM? SPILL IT NIGGER

>>31428340
I'm disagree with that, mostly on the fact that the ideas are both too similar and too different. I'll try to write that more eloquently in a bit.

Keep in mind I don't particularly read Guard's stories, and had been writing this LONG before Guard wrote his ideas. Yeah that's right, I'm a hipster and I'm proud.
Also >>31428349

>>31428293
Do you mean what they would look like? Because that's mostly the sort of longhand writing I do. Most of my character stories are short and quippy, I really do prefer writing in comic/manga form.

>>31428385
I'd love to help him write it, if he is willing to illustrate.

>>31428393
Lol not the comic, I asked him for some pieces like KSG-chan, and while he was doing that, I asked him what it would cost for a comic, he said around 100-200 for a page fully colored iirc

So... I made some more

http://pastebin.com/u/556x51NATO
>afterwards you were both left panting in bed
>her, laying in your arms
>"that was... Something"
"Well I hate to keep people wanting"
>"but I'm not a person"
"Not with that attitude"
>she murmurs something, tracing her fingertips across your chest with her hand
>considering it's still fairly early, and the snow outside hasn't gone anywhere, there's not really much to do
>"hey anon, can I ask you something ?"
"I don't see why not"
>"can you show me how to make those pancakes you did on the first night I was here?"
>that was a family recipe
>and she really doesn't share your last name
"I'll just make them when you want, they're a family secret"
>"then I'll just watch while you make them"
"Be my guest, you little spy"
>her humorous demeanor drops a few pegs
>"I'm not a... Why would you call me that ?"
"It was just a joke, don't worry"
>"jokes are supposed to be funny"

>>31428398

>>>31428385
>I'd love to help him write it, if he is willing to illustrate
You'd have to ask him about it

>>31428408
"I mean... If it bothers you that much I'm sorry about it"
>"I hope so"
>she gets out of the bed rather hurriedly, grabbing her clothes and leaving the room
>the door slams as she leaves but there isn't much noise after that
>sitting up, you try to think about what just happened
>it was just a joke
>you really need to just watch the whole commies thing
>or just not bring it up
> lets go with that
>swinging your legs off the bed and getting up, you put your clothes on and exit the room
>looking left to the stairway and right towards the guest room, you hear sobbing
>she's never actually gone into the guest room as far as you know
>as you get closer to the door, the crying grows louder
>Trying the doorknob, you come to find its locked
>she's definitely in there
>you knock softly on the door, the distressed sounds abruptly stop
>"leave me alone"
>you could just get the keys from your dresser but... You don't really want to twist whatever knife is in her back
"Alright then"
>with that, you turned on your heels and began walking downstairs

>>31428398
>I'd love to help him write it, if he is willing to illustrate.
Guard may not hand over the reins to someone he hasnt talked to. Guys a veteran who still runs and lifts every day despite broken party parts, if anything you may be able to think tank for each other to generate ideas

>>31428404
>100-200 for a page fully colored iirc
Is that cheap or standard?

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>>31428382
Oh, on my wall it's

>AK74
>AKMS
>AR15
>AR15 pistol
>Mosin
>M48 Yugoslav
>Norinco 1897
>Calico .22lr rifle and pistol
>1911
>USP45
>CZ75
>Gen1 G17
The rest are in boxes/cases, in their holsters, in the car center console, etc...

I like to think the AR's and AK's fight, and the Mosin bellows about the Great War to defend motherland and gives M48 shit because Germans.

>>31428431
No idea, never asked anyone for a comic page b4

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>>31428421

>>31428440
>>31428431
>>31428404
A. How is he as an artist?
B. Would he do a consistant web comic? I know its a lot to ask but his setting is superb

>>31428470
We, or most all of us, love him as an artist
No idea mang, for enough money, maybe, again you'd have 2 ask him, he has a Tumblr

>>31428355
And you came up with a black dude redesigner? Seriously link me. I'm not inclined to believe this.

>>31428486
No i ment getting commissions from. Is he spotty, negligent, full control?...

>>31428412
>>31428424
I'm not about to bend over backwards for the guy, I barely know him, and I'm an enormous perfectionist. I'd spend most of the time telling him how to draw, I imagine.

I would be an artist myself if I still had all my fingers.

And of course, it would take an enormous ammount of work for him to do, as he would be doing the brunt of the work and would like his job far less than I like mine.

Anyway, any requests for guns you'd like to see personified? We've yet to see a pump gun in Upotte, or a lever action, or pistols of any type.

I'm down for anything really.

>>31428470
You certainly like the waffleghost thing. Why does it appeal to you?

>>31428497
Oh, dude always asks what you want and makes sure it's to your spec, he's a great guy to get commissions from.

>>31428501
http://grouchybadger.tumblr.com here is some of his artwork

>>31428501
>You certainly like the waffleghost thing. Why does it appeal to you?
Because the girls appearance will change per rifle, not just a SINGLE rifle like upotte. A regiment of girls running alongside their soldiers makes me happy

>>31428528
I agree with this, they all have different personalities

>>31428398
Yes what they look like

>>31428495
Of what, the FN FAL? I'm not sure there ever was a black redesigner for it. I never intended for the FAL to be classified under "redesign", for a time I wondered if it would be a good idea for adoptive nations to have their rifle have the same appearance as the racial majority, so FN FAL would be black because of its many African users.

I threw that idea out because it would be unfair to pretend ever African rifle was black, or even "dark skinned", or every soviet rifle Slavic, or every America gun white.

So now it's redesigned rifles. That may be subject to change because it's so often the case that the redesigner isn't credited. Good luck figuring out the guy who made the knockoff AK #38467299483

>>31428528
Anon, I already experimented with this idea, and in fact it should be contained within the document that was linked.

>>31428543
Aight. But first, tell me about them. What do they look like? What are their histories? Do you have pictures?

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>>31428421


>you get down the stairs without issue, but there's not much to do
>judging by the clock it's about 1:00 in the afternoon
>feeling the emptiness in your stomach, you realize you've not eaten in hours
>grilled cheese and pickles
>easiest to make
>easiest to fuck up
>you gather the ingredients up, cheese, butter, bread, simple stuff
>the cooking begins
>it wasn't until you had enough for yourself to eat that you hatched a plot
>if svd hadn't eaten for a while either, she'd probably be starving
>lure her out with food as bait
>setting a small fan to push the smell upstairs is the easy part
>then you have to cook grilled cheese until she comes down
>after a few minutes of just that, you hear a creaking come from upstairs. Following it was the distinctive sound of footsteps
>you turn off the fan and put the grilled cheese on a separate plate
>turning around, you bring both plates to the table and set hers opposite of you
>as you set hers down, you find her looking at you
>"h-hey..."
"Hey there, I'm guessing you got a bit hungry."
>"yeah"

>>31428565
Yeah but you lack the how and why

>>31428565
Individual rifles will look similar in build, if it's the same model, and /or type, but will be completely different, like actual people

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>>31428545
>I threw that idea out because it would be unfair to pretend ever African rifle was black, or even "dark skinned", or every soviet rifle Slavic, or every America gun white.
I'm sorry, but fuck that equality PC bull shit.

>>31428616
Black rifles would exist. Theyd be AK variants, you know the ones

Was it ever discussed how Waffengeists feel about their bolts getting swapped into new guns? Like if the entire rifle is fubar would that be enough to kill the WG or could transferring the bolt be enough to save her?

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>>31428572
More please.

>>31428625
I don't remember anyone talking about it, this is unexplored territory right now

>>31428628
Ça va, je suis alle

>>31428641
>>31428625
Nope, guard talked about it.

>The soul is within the bolt, thus a rifle without a bolt is like a uniform laying folded on a chair. The uniform may not be hers, and wont smell like her, but she will still wear it like a man wearing a dead mans suit

He said only the bolt matters, not the rifle itself

>>31428621
Of course they'd exist but don't make a character black, asian, etc just because of "muh equality". That's pandering of the worst and most racist sort. I'm hispanic and I'm sick of seeing the media and politics try to shove a random brown person into shit solely try and make whatever it is their shilling "more appealing" to my own ethic group.

>>31428661
Right, thanks for digging that up

>>31428578
... What?

No need for a how or why, an attempt to explain how or why would just be absurd. Personification has intrinsic failures, and an attempt to explain them would be like the original draft of dr strangelove-extremely annoying and inconsistent. >>31428625 is a fantastic example. You're telling me my 100 year old Springfield is now a completely different gun because I swapped the broken bolt for a new one?

Why the bolt?
What about the different parts of a bolt?
What if it's a weird experimental gun like metal storm that doesn't have a bolt?
What if it has a non-traditional bolt like the G11?

>>31428616
It's not PC, it's just reality. Guns are made in different places by different people and it would be retarded to deny this. This isn't some sort of political push, it's just the truth.

>>31428671
I should add, because the second reply does genuinely sound like a political push, that the reason different races are necessary because different people build guns for different purposes; it's more about the guns than the people that use them.

The notion that a Khyber pass AK and my WASR would be indistinguishable is absurd.

>>31428671
>What if it's a weird experimental gun like metal storm that doesn't have a bolt?
Thats not a riflen its a bloody magnetic launching tube. And people want a how and why, people have always needed a why and how. Guard atleast gives a story behind the why and a low-fantasy reason for the how. Yes you can just say they exist, but there has to be a reason. Guard knew that because hes pissed at kancolle

>>31428671
>You're telling me my 100 year old Springfield is now a completely different gun because I swapped the broken bolt for a new one?

... well yeah, the bolt is broken, dead bolt. Put in new bolt, new spirit in the rifle

>>31428671
>it's just the truth.
I agree. I'm just saying don't make a character fill-in-the-blank race for "equality". If you want to make a Taurus Waffegeist a dark brown or black Brazilian go for it. It makes sense. My problem is making a character like L1A1 black when it's not from a black/African/etc country.
Don't pander that's all I'm saying. Sorry if I'm sperging but it's a sore spot with me.

>>31428732
I have a feeling guard would agree with this, he said something about geographical traits

>>31428739
Poo in loo INSAS

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>>31428572
>you sit down at the table and start eating, but she doesn't sit
>or actually enter the kitchen
>she just looks between the table and the floor
>this is... Somewhat worrying
"Hey, how about you come take a seat. I don't know about you but it's been awhile since either of us have eaten"
>"alright..."
>she sits down at the table, looking like the embodiment of regret for some reason
"Are you doing alright ? You seem like you've lost all joy in life in one instant"
>"do you really need me to clue you in ?"
"Evidently"
>"so. The rebel carrying me dies, sad day. Then I get fucking scavenged by some stalker, then he sells me off to some random American who literally makes me sit outside in a snowstorm but then plays nice afterwards. I actually thought you were a good person. You were the only one who ever treated me equally... Then you just call me a spy, a liar, a betrayer.That fucking hurts... It hurts a lot. You say it was a joke but I just don't believe you"
>nearing the end of her words, she starts to trail off, voice cracking.
>she started crying right in front of you
"That's... Really accurate, and for what it's worth, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was a hard spot for you. You're a great rifle and nothing can change that"
>"if I'm so great then why haven't you shot me ? You have ammo in mags ready to use, but we haven't gone shooting once"
>we've been snowed in the entire time you've been here"
>"oh... Right"

>>31428704
I disagree completely.

The introduction of a beginnings story sets the reader up for learning about what came to be.

Kancolle isn't about how the shipgirls came to life, it's not even about their lives. It's about day to day interaction; the appeal is that you're almost living a life where you work with shipgirls everyday. It's about now, not about what lead to now.

The implication that we need a full explanation is dumb because that's not why I write, it's not what I write.

To use a slightly shitty analogy, Skyrim could have been about what lead you to getting your heard almost cut off, or it could be about what happens next. I prefer the latter.

>>31428720
In Guard's canon that is the case, but I dislike Guard's canon.

>>31428732
No no that's fine, I directly acknowledged that in the post you replied to.

I will never write a "token black character". That's a trope that is equal parts ignorant, offensive, unrealistic and shallow. L1A1 is a shit example, forget about her- a better example is the 1911; everybody makes one, so they look different.

Social justice is largely stupid.

>>31428776
Youre the kind of writer that builds a universe on toothpicks and tumbles when someone gives a corner a flick. You need atleast a why and then be elusive with the how

>>31428776
>Social justice is largely stupid.
Thank you

>>31428793
I'm not. You're making the metaphorical toothpick by creating an unexplainable canon.

I can't explain it, so I won't. Cute girls doing cute hydrostatic shock things, just roll with it.

But that aside, suggestions!
Please!
Anything will do really.

>>31428823
>But that aside, suggestions!

A how and why :^]

>>31428823
2 rifles meet on the field because they both shot each others operator, do something about them exchanging stories or something

>>31428840
Nein

>>31428841
Oh crikey you want full stories eh

Alright but you'll have to wait a while.

I always have trouble with these, I have to make up shit, which I hate.

>>31428823
Rifle/Operator try to come to terms with how bloodthirsty their partner is.

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>>31428823
Pic related plz. People keep teasing me that they'll think about it and I walk away blueballed.

>>31428882
This is good too, maybe some corruption going on?

>>31428882
>>31428894
>>31428890
Again, I gotta give you a fair warning here guys, full stories just aren't my thing.

The guy's Mauser personification request was a good start, that's what I like doing

I might consider doing a narrative, but most of my stories are literally as long as that revolver greentext. Simple, to the point, in and out.

>>31428921
How about a personification of a BB getting made into a museum ship and reviewing family tours for the first time

>>31428932
Recvieving

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>>31428921
revolver guy here. I just want to see the greentext fleshed out a bit. I'm not expecting a novel or anything. Anything really would be appreciated.

>>31428932
>>31428940
>GET OFF MY FUCKING DECK YOU LAND LUBBER BOOT FUUUUCCCKKKSSS

>>31428932
I mean like, what would they look like and act like.

Write the character, not with the character.

>>31428944
I'll try. I had a similar situation so this is one of the better requests.

Any story details?

>>31428951
Kek

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>>31428956
>Any story details?

I guess my only detail would be the revolver is the guy's first gun? Aside from that I'll let you be you and let you have fun with it.

>>31427572
By posting that picture, you've made me wanna move to the US so that I can own an M1D like in the FW video that I'm watching because Ian's disapproving expression made me go watch FW vids.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

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>>31429071
All non-commies welcome.

>>31429095
On some level all Danes are commies, I'll just have to suppress it, I mean I'd be moving there to own guns with out a million restrictions after all.

>>31427857
i'm a writefag from earlier, i did the harem story. but busy now seeing how the WG idea translates into tanks in the /wfg/ thread. if you want, you can check that out

and NATO, please update the pastebin

>>31427164
>no artist was ever found to help put the scripts into reality.
I'll have you know I'm in the middle of that. However, due to the recent mass power outage last night, there will be some delays

>>31427572
Quite frankly, he should.

>>31428732
>My problem is making a character like L1A1 black when it's not from a black/African/etc country
Chill, only licensed variants would be turned black. Of course that would depend on thr nation

>>31429522
So would a South African gun be black or white?

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>>31426846
>he is living with his parents
Wow, I am Impressed that you met my parents IRL and saw me with them as a 12 year old child
Or why exactly do you think that I live with my parents?

And then again, even if I would live with my parents, they would be ok with my guns since they aren't retarded on that topic
TL;DR don't talk shit about my family, we aren't californians

>>31426824
>He got chased out of mgg and monmusu threads for his shit behavior
Tell me more about it
But please, with something to back that up

>>31426739
>I shouldn't be namefagging
And you shouldn't be owning guns because it hurts my feelings

I started namefagging over 4 years ago with the simple reason of appreciation of a great inventor of firearms and because some people were shittalking the M1911 at that time
There are also some people who really want to fight and be like Bruce Lee. We all know they aren't Bruce Lee but I understand why they really want to be like their Hero
And I appreciate JMB enough to namefag as JMB, not only as a daily reminder for me but also for everyone for the greatnes of his inventions

And yeah, John Moses Browning is a much better name than Guard anyway, so fite me m8

>>31429556
it's not about appreciation, its about contribution. Guards writes and draws a lot of good shit.

And i don't think the 1911 needs someone to defend it. Because it doesn't fucking care

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>>31429556
So you started namefagging because people were shit talking a shit gun?

>>31429530
I'd say it woud vary. R1 would most likely be white considering the era, but the R4-R6 woud be a nice brown tan compared to the Djibouti licensed 7.62 NATO SAR which would be black

I wanna draw something, anyone got some idea?

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>>31427857
No sunshine without rain

>>31429565
Absolutely
And I shit talked them back

>>31429563
I don't only namefag in /ak/ threads tho
And saying that I didn't contribute anything in /ak/ threads is also wrong
Hell, I even namefag on /f/ and /d/ when I post there
There are anons who contributed on /ak/ threads more than any tripfag and there are tripfags who don't do any shit!
But if you really think about it... It doesn't matter
Who the fuck actually cares and if someone is namefagging or isn't. And who decides if he is ALLOWED TO
Come on, man, I am giving everyone on 4chan something no anon could ever give
The ability to filter me

>>31429627
SVD molesting Holo's tail.

>>31429650
seconding this

>>31429650
Third

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>>31429650
>>31429659
>>31429675
Like this but with more tail stroking and fondling.

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>>31429680
>Tail stroking and fondling

This is a blue board, anon.

>>31429680
Who made this ?
He draws pretty nice SVDs

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Currently working on making an external hard drive with all the /ak/ anime/manga. Would be easier if the /ak/ scan site didn't have so many broken downloads. What does it look like I'm currently missing?

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>>31429730
>blue board
Hold onto your butts.

>>31429769
Maybe Jin Roh?

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>>31429770
>handholding

How shamefully lewd

>>31429775
Forgot about that. I have it in my movies folder.

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>>31429770
a-anon calm down

>>31429779
More?

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>>31429835
you want fluffy hair?

alright, i'll give you fluffy hair

>>31429848
there was supposed to be a link in there, i'll try again

http://imgur.com/a/UT1N1

>>31429848
I want petting of fluffy hair
Thanks

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>>31429650
fuck I should stop drawing on this toaster
fucking thing crashed and all I got is this

>>31429868
LOVE IT!

>>31429868
awww....

>>31429857
Thats dangerously lots of fluffy hair!
I love it!

>>31429868
It's pretty nice, I like the faces and the eyes
Also, specs of your toaster?

>>31429893
pentium4, 2gb of ram and a fucking onboard display
I'm still waiting for my next paycheck so I can finally get rid of it

>>31429680
I'm loving this style.

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>>31429769
Future War 198X. Area 88, Jin Roh/Kerebos Saga, Wings of Honnemaise, Big Wars, The Silent Service, Ace no Nerae!, Legend of Intergalactic Heroes, Mad Bull 34, Gunsmith Cats, Bubblegum Crisis, and link related
>http://imgur.com/a/RBxDw

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>>31429914
>Pentium 4
What the fuck did you do? Go to an used PC store and tell the Salesman
>Just fuck my whole life up!
???

Here, you can get a decent gaming PC for 130$, what's your excuse???
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xKhWLpuZoyU

>>31428154
As a frenchie, I feel offended

>>31430009
Because she's not surrendering?

>>31430009
why tho?

>>31430020
5 Star post

>>31429770
MODS

>>31427430
If you're feeling generous i could use some more stuff for my folders

>>31430139
Yeah, I can give everyone what I've gotten so far

>>31430229
Imgur link?

>>31430240
Maybe, let me get outta bed first

>tfw bought a CZ 75 short rail because of GSC
>not sure if I even want it anymore
I'm torn between keeping it and selling it to buy other guns

>>31430325
My buddy wants to buy it from you

>>31430336
Is your Buddy your penis perhaps?

>>31430336
How much?

>>31430325
I thought you and NEET worked out something?

Anyways I say get it autographed by the creator of GSC.

>>31428951
Literally what I thought when I visted the Texas a few months ago.

I guess mother nature felt the same, and brought upon us a fuck huge rain squall, sending little pint-sized terrors running from her deck.

>>31430379
What? And yah, I considered how cool that would be.

>>31430398
I think some anon get one signed at a convention. If i remember correctly the creator was happy to sign the gun after he got to handle it for a bit. Japs love dem guns after all.

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>>31427364
>nor pistols in general

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>>31430398
>>31430408
Found it. No it wasn't an old school CZ.
https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/30844479/#q30858526

>>31430431
I wonder how much it would be worth if I got an original CZ signed by him

>>31430447
Hard to say since it would be niche appeal. Plus after getting the gun signed I doubt you'd want to shoot it for fear of the signature coming off.

>>31429440
Did it
http://pastebin.com/u/556x51NATO/1/?guest=1

>>31429769
>broken links
Sorry about that. I can see if I can't find someone who has the archives.

Anything you were looking for in particular?

>>31430836
I already downloaded what I was looking for. But the broken links are the downloads for some of the GuP manga.

>>31430856
Yeah, some of that stuff hasn't been updated in a long time. I'll ask around and see if we can't get some sort of archive restoration working.

>>31429770
>>31429868

Jesus, they'll let everyone get away with anything on this board.

>>31429868
Are yah gonna finish it tho?

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>>31429770

>>31429779
>>31429848
>>31429857
O god she looks just like my wife, who also loves to be petted.

8.25 hours til I can go home again...

>>31428572
>that picture
Holy fuck not being able to bring all my guns to the range will never be the same...

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>>31431158

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>>31431097
What a coincidence, I have hair like that, and also love it when my husband pets me.

>1 hour til I can go home again.

We all doing good this morning?

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>>31431214
Trying to stay positive before my mock-patient counseling session that will contribute a significant portion of my grade.

>>31431210
>>31431097
I feel so lonely now

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>>31431210
>>31431097
>tfw you cant grow long fluffy hair, only a fluffy beard

Brb kms

>>31431214
Talking about holding hands and petting, so yeah
You?

Do you also have a Toaster as PC like the other drawfag?

>>31431232
>I feel so lonely now
Aww, don't feel bad, you'll find a good boy/girl eventually

>>31431214
Got off work at 7 and don't have to work tonight. I'm gonna head to the range tomorrow morning as soon as the sun comes up to shoot my new to me mosin for the first time. It'll be my first time shooting anything bigger than a 223.

Overall, it's a pretty good morning.

>>31431292
Neat, I get off at 0800 and I'm gonna test out my new Mauser at the range.

>>31431357
Pics?

>>31431394
See
>>31424574

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>>31431357
Nice, I was looking at Mauser a couple months back. I'll probably end up picking one up before long. I think I was looking at an m48 Mauser?

I just happened to check Armslist for mosins one day, and someone wanted to trade for an ar15 lower for a 91/30, bayonet, spam can, and approx 100 rounds. I hopped on it because I had two ar lowers at the time.

I'm pretty excited to shoot it. I'm looking forward to working that bolt.

>>31431292
>It'll be my first time shooting anything bigger than a 223.
Pull it tight to your shoulder, dry fire a dozen times first when you get set up at the range to get comfortable.
>These are very important, please don't skip

>>31431480
You fucking SCORED, good for you. My Mauser is an M48, paid $142 and thought I did good, you got a way better deal lol

>>31431492
I'm hoping that no one will be there at 7 in the morning. Last time I went, it was pouring down rain, empty, and it was awesome. Sadly, there is no rain in the forecast for tomorrow. I've been dry firing the shit out of it, pulled tightly to my shoulder. Hopefully I'm not too much of a bitch to handle the recoil.

>>31431522
It was a fully assembled lower from a s&w m&p sport 2, not a stripped ar15 lower. I think it was a pretty decent deal, considering he wanted $250 and I can build a fresh lower for about $150

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>>31431357
>two more days before I can try out my new pistolfu
can't wait

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>>31429635
That's a pretty neat case I need one

>>31431608
How much you pay? Got pictures?

>>31431580
Sounds like you're ready to go, report back once you're home man!

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>>31431522
>mfw I paid $475 for a Mitchel's M24/47

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>>31431852
>MFW my Jew powers

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>>31431480
All matching #s?

>>31432192
I'm not 100% sure on what numbers should be matching. But the receiver and bolt match. I'm 99% sure the mag plate, and bayonet were force matched. And the seller said the stock was not original.

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>>31427415
I feel sorry for you anon for living such an unfulfilled life
kys

>>31427700
Search up kissanime
>get in that shit
Punch in girl und panzer
Enjoy

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>>31431632
A little less than 1k.

It's got police markings on the front grip.

>>31432322
Jelly as a Smuckers factory.

>>31432371
As I'm cleaning her up I'm finding that more of the straw blue survived than I thought. I'm pretty pumped.

>>31432428
So... you gonna put a condom on it and put the grip in your butt?

>>31432455
Not into pegging, broseph, but I guess a person could.

>>31432472
It would make an amazing prostate stimulator, I promise

>>31432283
That sure took you a while.

>>31432322
anon this is a blue board goddamnit cover her up

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>>31431480
>>31432322

That's it.

I'm getting a Ruger Super Redhawk and becoming the cowboy I was always meant to be.

Time to practice spinning my revolver.

>>31432924
Don't spin the cylinder. This kills the timing.

>>31432929
Okay, I'll keep it classy then.

>>31430969
days, weeks later
no idea

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>>31433033

>>31432809
She's European, they have different standards of modesty.

>>31429770
>well, let's see how the /ak/ threads going
SWEET JESUS ANON, THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

>>31433208
i am aware of that, but there is modesty and being completely stripped and being shown to strangers on the internet

>>31433714
Guard once drew C96 having her stock removed and her panties dropping.

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>>31433731

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>>31433746

>>31433731
m712, but yes.

>>31427465

Could I get this gif without the (You)?

>>31434603
That would be gay

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>>31433746
Thought guard posted something new
I was wrong

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>>31427609
Nothing came close to Intervention.

>>31435050
Im currently designing characters because A CERTAIN WRITER ISNT FUCKING DESCRIPTIVE

>>31435101
what do you need guard? WHAT WRITER?

>>31435113
Me thinks the harem one, he asked for the story a bit ago

>>31435101
Call him a noguns fag and ask your friend and helped /k/ how to draw those gats

>>31435175
b-but that's me

did i miss something?

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Aayyee my sling and sighthood came in the mail

>>31435340
U didn't really describe them that well...
Gib physical details

>>31435341
Soo... Your story is about your K98k.
>>31435367
Not him, but the only thing I know from Springfield is she has chestnut brown hair and that Enfield has nice, large and succulent tiddies

>>31435341
Your room must be small and dark
And with shittons of hair of your pet

>>31435398
>Springfield
>Enfield
>female

That's not how guns work

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>>31429770

LEWWWD

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>>31435416
You talking shit about my combat dogger?

Anyone got a copy of guard's rifle harem and the rifle adoption stories from a few days ago?

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>>31435470

>>31435470
He looks comfy, not combat

>>31435367
fuck, yeah i suppose i struggled with that, The rifles are so similar to each other in looks, and the differences in length and weight are almost identical for them. the biggest difference in my eyes is the large magazine of the lee enfield, and i felt that was a great excuse for "large and succulent tiddies" as the anon above very nicely put it

Due to their rifle nature, id say they are all tall and rather slender (enfield being a bit of an exception)

I only got as far as hair style/color and eyes really

Mosin has long and pitch black hair, dark eyes
Enfields goes to just below her shoulder blades and is dark blonde. well endowed, little more thicc than the others
Kar has shorter, brown hair and hazel eyes. slightly shorter than the non-mausers
Springfield (sonia) has long chestnut hair, light brown eyes
the M/38 is shorter than the rest and is slightly younger in appearance. Light blonde, blue eyes. I mean, she's a swede after all

that is about as far as i got

>>31435488
http://imgur.com/a/jvPjs
just fot you, mr.Hitler

>>31435570
>404
You had one job

>>31435642
the imgur link is 404ing? huh, works just fine for me

>>31435642
Works for me

>>31435670
>>31435691
I hate imgur now
Oh well, I am on my smartphone, but even with that I was able to reach imgur once

>>31435730
Hmm, odd. I didn't delete it from my albums, JMB. Here is the link again
http://imgur.com/a/jvPjs

>>31435730
>"smart" phone

dont worry man, i fell for that meme aswell

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>>31435341
Nice M48 how does she shoot?

>>31435787
Straight and groups. Going to take her out to an outdoor range when the weather stops being shit

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>>31435804
Nice I fuckin love my k98 to death always shoots straight to remove ivan!

>>31435760
Now it works, Wew

>>31435846
i have her sister, the m24/47 as well

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>>31435908
There better be lewdness m8 I need to find some of her cousins of the South American variety

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>>31430009

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>>31435470

>>31435435
They were definitely implied female heavily laddy. Not to mention that firearms are referred as females in Germany, the Anglosphere and in the Slavsphere

>>31435570
What about little Glock chan?

>>31436020

So a chubby cunt with Down Syndrome that is prone to fits of violent rage.

>>31436122
And with an explosive temper

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>>31435908
M24/47 master race

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>>31436122
>>31436138

And Hi-Point would be her retarded nigger crack baby half-sister.

>>31436154
SMT has some of the best designs for things

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>>31429770

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who fluffox here

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>Ruger. RUGER NO

>>31436667
stop making me want inferior firearms

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>>31436667
Fuck that's my fetish!

>>31436667
RUGER YES

>>31436667
>mfw I show Ruger to my friends
Ruger, it's embarrassing

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Need more German guns in kinky costumes.

>>31436667
But why does she bite? Doesn't she like her owner?