I'm in a prison tower

hows the weather up there?

>>31414436
How is this weapons related?

>>31414436
What color are your underwear?

>there's a toilet up there
Well shit, you answered that question for me.

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>>31414436
You get a toilet?

>>31414436
what are you armed with?

how are the hours?
ever shoot anyone trying to escape?

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>>31414455
Because there's guns up here anon
>>31414459
Black I think

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>>31414436
>MSDS for the toilet

>>31414487
No AC556? Fag

>>31414487
Did somebody ND into that chair?

You put keys in a binder?

>>31414487
As a CO in Wisconsin from a max I'm wondering what state you're in that your tower has a revolver and you're allowed your cellphone

>>31414436

are you actually trained as a sniper or did they just stick a rifle in your hands?

>>31414487
>revolver

Did you time travel back to the 70s or something?

>>31414436
is it gay to fuck traps?

>>31414436
Why don't i see any toilet paper up there?

>>31414481
870 magnum with full choke loaded with buckshot. Plus an old .38 revolver

>>31414465
I also have a sink, microwave and mini fridge

>>31414484
We work in 12 hour shifts. Work 5 days one week and 2 the next

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How many fucks could a woodchuck give if a woodchuck could give fucks?

>>31414533
what's in the fridge?

>>31414436
Is there any toilet paper or do you use the book on the shelf over the tank?

>>31414514
I was interviewing COs in Florida several years back for a story, and they only carry .38 SPC revolvers by law or some shit. Something like they're allowed .38 or 9mm according to the law, but the state had a shit ton of old .38's from when the Highway Patrol went to semiautos, and the DoC got them as hand-me-downs.

>>31414494
The mini-14s are all in the armory. There's houses nearby, so the warden only lets is have the 870

>>31414499
I hope not

>>31414502
I'm technically not supposed to have it, but I'm outside the wire. Not gonna give away what state, but I work at a closed security female facility. Everyone's locked in their cells for the night, so I'm not too concerned. I'm the only manned tower on the perimeter. Plus, if the inner fence is touched, it sets off an alarm in the patrol car and main control.

>>31414506
Only the CERT team at my facility gets certified with rifles. I only have a shotgun up here.

>>31414514
We're currently transitioning to glock 22s. We only need the weapons to shoot inmates anyway. A revolver works fine for that.

>>31414523
It's off camera

>>31414583
Ha, ya FHP got the .45 GAP now. I don't know who actually chooses corrections unless they have to use it as a stepping stone to get to patrol. I would not be super keen on searching people's buttholes.

>>31414634
I had the option to work at a female institution but period synchronization, do you get a lot of self harm? I also heard females get creative with that

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>>31414487
What is in the spray bottle?

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>>31414545
My dinner, some water and a can of Grapico

>>31414518
Absolutely not

>>31414500
They're on a key wall. The binder just has info on the keys.

>>31414436
why did you choose an occupation where the prime benefit is having shit flung at you?

is your goal to become a bailiff or something?

>>31414634

>Mini 14

>Smith Revolver

CDCR pls go. Nobody likes you.

>>31414436
What's the most interesting thing to happen at your prison?

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>>31414681
Careful Grapico is a southern states only thing.

>>31414681
do they ever search/check your tower?

whats the strangest thing you've seen from up there?

>>31414487
God, poly grips on revolvers are ugly as fuck.

Funny shit you've ever witnessed from the tower?>>31414436

>>31414680
I love my ksg, but that thing is impractical as fuck to reload.

Did the chicks give good BJs/HJs?
How often do you catch them scissoring?

>>31414659
Honestly, females aren't that bad. They do a lot of whining, but most of the time they're alright. Men tend to plan atyacks out and make weapons, where as females act on emotion, and will just throw punches instead of planning. Self harm is pretty common. We house level 4 mental health as well, so we get a lot of head banging. 90% of the time, self harm is just superficial and done for attention. Also, period synchronization is a real thing, and I hate it.

>>31414680
Windex I think

>>31414700
Never had shit thrown at me. I like what I do. The pay is half decent, the benefits are good and I get paid to yell at people. I plan on using this to get a year of law enforcement experience before I go to private security.

>>31414839
Are the inmate allowed razors to shave? Or are the all hairy all the time? Or maybe theres a shaving place in a bathroom?

>>31414502
This. Even if you're outside the prison you're still on prison property and committing a third degree felony. For shame.

>>31414641
We don't search buttholes. Only medical is permitted to do that. We do conduct strip searches to make sure there's no hidden contraband or weapons.

Have you posted here before? i recognize images.

>>31414436
No need to ask, I work a max facility and do OT in towers 3 days a week. We don't have the mini fridge but we get the toilet and microwave. Also no revolver. We have Mini 14's and 870 express super magnums. At least you're not asleep

>>31414725
The inmates had a BLM protest a few weeks ago. We convinced them to have a relent show instead lol.

>>31414729
Grapico is spectacular

>>31414731
Lol no

>>31414777
I saw an inmate run while in cuffs and face plant the concrete. Shit was hilarious.

>>31414838
I've caught them fucking twice. They make homemade strap ons. I don't fuck them. No pussy on earth is worth prison time.

>>31414943
They get razors on the weekends. They trade them for their IDs. If they don't give it back, they go to lockdown.

>>31414762
Agreed.

>>31415062
Having a phone on prison property isn't a felony. I can use my phone outside the front entrance if I want to, while still being on the property. It's an administrative punishment though.

>>31415086
Can confirm that only medical does butthole searches

>>31415108
I post on /k/ regularly, but never those images.

>>31415117
I don't ever sleep here, but I need something to do for 12 hours, and staring at the same bit of empty yard all night isn't it. The tower is mainly for operating the back gate to the prison, 1 gate inside the facility, and relaying radio traffic.

>>31414436
They allow cross gender pat searches?

>>31415152
Well shit it's lenient there. It's administrative punishment for us too, but it's also posted everywhere that knowingly bringing in a cell phone is a third degree felony.

Why are phones not allowed? What about computers?

>>31415214
My state allows females to Pat down males. Males are not permitted to Pat down female inmates unless for emergency purposes.

>>31414839
Any of them kill themselves?

What's the average sentence?

>>31415214
Only in case of an emergency or if ordered to by the warden.

>>31415221
I'm not supposed to have the phone on post, but there isn't anything to do at night. All inmates are locked in their cells aside from orderlies, and they just stay inside the dorms. I occasionally relay radio traffic and open gates. There hasn't been an escape in over 20 years, because if the PDS system.

>>31414436
How'd you get your job? Did you go to college or anything beforehand? I've heard for most law enforcement jobs they don't give a shit if you major in Criminal Justice or not, so I was thinking if I could major in Economics I could do something like this too.

are there race gangs in female prison? like the aryan housewives?

>>31415152
>I saw an inmate run while in cuffs and face plant the concrete. Shit was hilarious.

Heh, that's awesome. Watching people eat shit trying to run in cuffs is a guilty pleasure of mine.

>>31415238
Cell phones are generally not allowed because they permit unfiltered communication. Very useful for gang members to continue operations inside and outside the prison. Can also be used for organization. Look up the riots that happened this year. Computers generally have restrictions or are updated through physical means instead of through software updates online.

>>31415286
Most states have their qualifications posted online. Florida only requires a high school degree and a light criminal history at most (fighting misdemeanors). They'll even pay you to prior to becoming certified and pay for your training.

>>31415238
Phones just aren't allowed. Distractions and shit. At night though, there's almost nothing to do. Same with computers. No need for them on post.

>>31415280
We have suicide attempts pretty often, but we're good at stopping it. Most of the time they do it for attention

>>31415286
In my state, all you have to have is a high school diploma. If you want to move up though, a degree is required. You can train for years, but experience is what matters.

>>31415320
We have the Aryan Brotherhood, Crips, Bloods, ms13, Mexican mafia and plenty more. I was working a lockdown range one day and saw one of the blood members throwing out all of the blue fruit loops out of her cell.

>>31415282
I can't exactly blame you. Personally I think in positions like that or other low risk situations like that you should be allowed to have a cell. A paraplegic inmate receiving treatment at a hospital and is so old he may have outlived his victims is hardly a risk, but can still cost us our jobs.

>>31415415
>In my state, all you have to have is a high school diploma.
You're narrowing it down with every post, lad. You might want to stop while you're ahead.

When I'm in my late twenties and out of the service, I want to be in one too OP. Really bad.

Here are my questions.
What qualifications do you have and does your employer prefer in order to put you in one?
What state are you in?
Are you in a minimum, medium, or maximum security facility?

>>31415415
>but we're good at stopping it

How's that?

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>>31415415
Did you ever have to deal with any really violent or large prison riots?

>>31415415
Any qts or are they all ugly as shit?

>>31415443
That's almost every state you chump

>>31415502
shut up i'll kill you

>>31414436
how dangerous is the prison? do guards ever get injured? do inmates get raped or assaulted?

>>31415505
Oh snap, we got a reeee-non. Get out the dog leash.

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>>31415505
*teleports behind you*
Nothin personnel... kid

>>31415152
How many of the women actually shave from your experience? I've always wondered about that for women's prisons.

>>31415505
I'll gut you open and use your ribs as a xylophone.

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An interesting thread, thank you op

>>31415470
Most prisons just require a high school diploma, but love military guys. You'll have no problem getting hired so long as your record is clean.

It's closed security, but if we have a death row, it becomes maximum.

>>31415486
We have a suicide watch area in the infirmary where they only get a suicide smock. They only get razors once a week, we do 30 minute rounds and most of the time if an inmate attempts self harm, others will tell us. Females mostly just cut for the attention.

>>31415489
Luckily not. Although my dorm nearly started to riot once. I managed to diffuse the situation.

>>31415499
Most of them are ugly as shit, while some of them can be attractive, I never look at them as women. You have to see them as just female inmates, and no pussy on this earth is worth spending years in a place like this.

>>31415517
We have the occasional assault on an officer, but it doesn't worry me. We actually had an officer get stabbed I. The face last week.

>>31415545
I'd say 95% of them. The ones that don't act like men.

>>31415645
>and no pussy on this earth is worth spending years in a place like this

Yeah, but after they get out...

>>31415662
When they get out, sure. I personally am not in to felons, but whatever floats your boat.

>>31415643
Thanks

So Op, can you shit in that toilet and shoot prisoners at the same time?

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>>31415704
Yes

>>31415701
>I personally am not in to felons, but whatever floats your boat.

Felons don't particularly get me going either, but it seems like an easy way to meet girls.

>>31415740
Do you take the correct form of squatting when deficating?

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>>31415740
Wow. Either they put the toilet up there after the tower was built, or had some great foresight.

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>>31415759
Of course

>>31415779
I have AC and a heater up here too. It's a modern tower. We have old shit ones from the 50's, but they are never used

>>31415819
Good.

I personally use a small stool from Rubbermaid that place in front of the toilet in order to raise my feet.

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What if a big black woman catches you off guard and rapes you... and you enjoy it?

>>31415878
>implying a large black woman could make me aroused or catch me off guard

>>31415878
stop posting your fetishes

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>>31415924
>>31415915
o-ok

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>>31415924
no

>>31415645
>We actually had an officer get stabbed I. The face last week.
Stop slowly revealing your location

>>31415645
What's the most evil, deviant, or otherwise just bad thing a prisoner has done to be in your prison.

>inb4 t.Moralfag

>>31414492
topkek

>>31417263
Saying an exact crime would make it easy to ID the prison, but we have plenty of murderers, a some serial killers, and a few inmates who killed babies in various horrific ways.

>>31417548
So I'm guessing the whole 'inmates gang up and beat child abusers' thing is a meme?

>>31417611
It happens in male facilities. Females tend not to ask/care

>>31414499
Nah. Taco night.

>>31415740
Are you posted in a guard tower with a pump action? Is your warden trolling you?

>>31414492

You retarded or some thing?

>>31415744
>it seems like an easy way to meet girls

How desperate are you? You wanna wait 5-10 years for some ass attached to a crazy bitch?

Seriously, have you never heard of tinder?

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>>31417909
>Seriously, have you never heard of tinder?
The voice my mind chose to narrate that turned out to be Riker and I lost my shit.

>>31417818
Noguns spotted.

>>31417818
>he doesn't know how shotguns work

>>31417888
It was a joke.