/k/! The Saiyans have arrived on Earth and are threatening to

>>31380406
I doubt it'd take a few days for a Saiyan victory. Earth was declared "Eh, lets send a baby" tier by their standards.

File: 1474183584510.png (836KB, 969x1038px) Image search: [Google]

836KB, 969x1038px

>>31380406
Nappa literally defeated the entire earths army by himself without breaking a sweat

There is NOTHING we could do.

>>31380912

That's a fact too

>>31380912
Not canon.

>>31380406
earth was powerless against the old piccolo who maybe clocked in at a power lvl of 250. nappa came to earth withh 5000 or so.

>>31380406
>what tactics would you use to take 'em out?
Change the channel to something other than cartoons.

>>31381014
>Not canon.
what? what?

>>31381033
There was a manga that nobody fucking read. A bunch of stuff that happened in the Anime didn't happen in the Manga, so whenever you get into vs fights, things they do in the anime don't count.

Even if you specify it's the anime version of the character, still won't count, it's Filler.

VS threads are a special kind of awful, let me tell you.

>>31381033
It was anime-only.

DB fans are super-anal about canon for a series who's writer just made shit up as he went along.

>>31381055
sht in the anime is canon in the anime. shit in the manga is canon in the manga. lrn2accept that different media establish different universes.

Conventional small arms are useless
Missles to slow for direct hits, splash damage minimal.
Artillery/ ship guns out of the fucking question.
Experimental lazers weaker than krillins glare
Railguns might connect and wound but they're stationary and easily destroyed.
MOAB laughably easy to dodge.

Our only chance would be to glass their LZ with nukes and hope it's enough.

>>31380776
Wasn't Goku sent just before the destruction of planet Vegeta much like Superman was sent before Krypton was blown up?

>>31381133
If you want to believe DB Minus, which everyone should just ignore and pretend never happened.

>>31381120
>Our only chance would be to glass their LZ with nukes and hope it's enough.


or radiation. just trap them in an area that's dusted with as much radioactive shit as possible and hope scouters don't pick up on it and they breath in enough dust quickly enough. you could even fake submitting to them and poison them that way as your throw them a feast etc.

>>31381133
maybe but vegeta says it is common practise to send babies to take plantes like earth with weak inhabitants. obviously it's a retcon though.

So is there a reason bullets don't work?

Do they have Dune/Mass Effect style shields that deflect away anything traveling at a high velocity powered by Ki or magic?

File: 1447556521630.jpg (68KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 800x450px

Send the true champion of Earth Mr. Satan

>>31381305
Their ki

File: 4096128-pdragon_ball_v01_ch001_p014.jpg (260KB, 728x1130px) Image search: [Google]

260KB, 728x1130px

>>31381305
No, they're just really strong.

Try not to think about it much.

>>31381305
>Do they have Dune/Mass Effect style shields that deflect away anything traveling at a high velocity powered by Ki or magic?

they can outrun burrets. they have been able to do that in DB already. the 3 eye guy couldn't be shot but interestingly he could be cut with a knife. don't try to find the logic in any of this.

File: 1435515003792.gif (397KB, 245x138px) Image search: [Google]

397KB, 245x138px

>>31381335
>as strong as stainless steel
>stainless steel

>>31381305
They're able to destroy planets with a flick of a wrist and are able to take punches that hold the same amount of energy

File: 1296632769005.png (315KB, 350x350px) Image search: [Google]

315KB, 350x350px

Supercalifragilistic Goku got wrecked by a ring blaster in the last movie. The trick is to get them in the tail. However, the whole planet is mostly comprised of wastelands already so dropping a tactical nuke on them would work. The heat of a sun fucks everything in DB. So does nerve gas really, a sarin canister would have melted them.

>>31381305
The bullet would have to have more ki than the person you are shooting it at

File: Piccolo-Ripping-Off-His-Arm-piccolo-jr-13010456-480-342.jpg (44KB, 480x342px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 480x342px

>>31381365
That's you thinking about it.

Stop thinking about it.

>>31380406

A couple snipers with some .338 lapua. If it bleeds we can kill it. Just might need some heavier bullets.

>>31381538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7LtO29P2ms

Didn't Goku die from some sort of heart disease?

>>31381591
The Goku in Future Trubks' timeline did.

File: Dragon Ball Roshi, this is why I always wear shades.jpg (46KB, 941x699px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 941x699px

>>31380406

Nuke Em.

>>31380406
>hat tactics would you use to take 'em out?
Delploy Alex Jones
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs

leave some poisoned food and water for them to eat and drink.

>>31381444
Can inanimate objects have ki?
Also, could we just not let them get any food? I'm pretty sure that they did that with Goku and it weakened him substantially

File: killua-kusari.jpg (146KB, 600x340px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 600x340px

>>31381780
power levels are bullshit anyway. Piccolo is supposedly stronger each series but gets his ass handed to him by progressively weaker people.

>>31380406
Hickok and Jerry could take 'em out

chem/bio/nerve

An AR-15 could easily kill the sayajinns. Its the perfect weapons platform.

>>31380406
>what tactics would you use to take 'em out?

Call a different planet for help?

I mean, it's kind of a running theme in the series that humans ain't got shit for saiyans. Hell, I think old king Piccolo had a PL of like 200 and Vegeta had about 10x that when he first came to Earth.

File: Cell.jpg (42KB, 493x700px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 493x700px

>>31382244
>Perfect Weapons Platform
Needs more Androids.

File: 1389935784056.jpg (226KB, 989x1024px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 989x1024px

>>31382303
Cell should've used a 1911
The perfect weapon for Perfect Cell

>>31382303

>>31382338
>Used to think that quote was the shit
>Now that I know better it seems like it belongs in a /k/ringe thread

>>31381591
>>31381601
So, biological warfare is the key. Also, remember they still need O2 to live (unlike Freeza's species) so something like HCN, Sarin or VX could also do the trick. If you can't bruteforce them, outsmart them. When they're dead, obtain gametes and create Human/Saiyan hybrid supersoldiers.

>>31381780
>Can inanimate objects have ki?

Kind of, see the androids

>>31381335
Man I remember reading and thiniing wtf Bulma, you meet a kid and your first instinct is to shoot him? Pretty messed up, how many kids has she kioled bfore meeting Gok?

>>31381088
Too bad the manga is absolute garbage compared to the anime

>>31381591
>War of the Worlds

>>31380406
Blow up the moon, try and cut off their tails. If Black amd Zamasu can be blinded by flash-bangs, Veteta and Nappa both can too. Trouble is trying to use guns against them. Radditz was weaker than them and could catch projectiles fired from the farmer's gun, so that won't work. What we'll need is lasers. Sorbet killed Goku in Resurrection F with a shitty little finger laser, so I think we ought to blind them with a flash-bang and use one of those anti-missile lasers on them.

>>31385118
>Blow up the moon

it was blown up by roshi and later again by piccolo. it's an oversight by the makers.

>>31385284
Yeah, I'm just saying you've gotta make sure it's not there. Probably ought to blow up their pods too, since they can project a false moon.

>>31385284
Kami restored the moon when he trained Goku. It's not an oversight.

>>31385304
as I said earlier, unless scouters pick up radiation, your best bet is to poison them with radioactive isotopes. they do need to breath and eath after all.

File: Cheeki my Breeki.jpg (21KB, 318x307px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 318x307px

>>31380406
Send in AJ
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474296401875.webm

>>31385332
Fair enough, but if Mai is resisting Black in the future timeline, and Sorbet can kill Goku with a finger blaster, why fuck around waiting for poison to work? Distract them and destroy them with a powerful laser.

File: 1462812367847.jpg (58KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 720x720px

kill myself

just fire a couple rounds of birdshot out of a double barrel into the air that oughtta scare them off

>>31383450
Why? It's completely right.

File: 1473812935385.png (342KB, 522x590px) Image search: [Google]

342KB, 522x590px

Beg Son-Goku to save us.

\o/

>>31381159
How the fuck could you possibly trap them when they can fly faster than jets, and shit like instant transmission exists

>>31384692
Stupidist post I've read in a while. Episodes that are literally, and I mean literally, two paragraphs of dialog and then grunting for 22 fucking minutes are a dozen panels top in the manga. The pacing of the original is undeniably a 100 times better than the anime.
The anime is undeniably stretched the hell out, not just by filler, but because of directorial choices to draw things out as well.

whats stopping them from just destroying Earth from space

>>31385809
Saiyans don't want to destroy planets, they purge life from them and sell them to aliens as habitable worlds

Even Nappa, a weaker Saiyan could destroy entire fleets with little effort. Even their main guns, and smaller guns did nothing to him.

I don't think we stand a chance unless they easily get sick or something boring.

>>31386055
>Even Nappa, a weaker Saiyan
nappa was actually the 2nd strongest one, he was the "commander in chief" of the saiyan army. his power level was around 5000, radditz had 1200 when he landed on earth and goku and piccolo had 350 and 345 respectively.

>>31386080
And they still iced his ass. Powerlevels ain't shit.

>>31385886
Yeah but OP said they want to destroy. That's what we are discussing.

>>31386156
nappa was defeated by goku and killed by vegata for failing to beat goku. are you stupid?

We probably would have trouble with even Krillin.

>>31386188
>killed by vegata for failing to beat goku
Man I remember as a kid thinking that was fucked up

>>31386188
Radditz was killed by Piccolo with Goku's assistance.

>>31385690
Most of it is completely incorrect, primarily the pseudo history that they pulled out of their ass. But if you think "reliability" is the lcd believe whatever you want.

>>31385796
you know they didn't read it or watch the original anime. They both sucked.

>>31386210
sorry. yeah, because at that fight, goku's kamehameha had a power lvl of around 800 and piccolo's attack 1300. jacking up your power lvl is something that vegeta learned on earth from them and later used on namek to fool former enemies in frieza's army to defeat them.

>>31380406
Only one thing we can do.

>send in private Jenkins to tell them that we are surrendering unconditionally and we have set up a fancy feast and treaty signing ceremony over yonder.

>Saiyans fly on over to a place where there is a bountiful banquet, a big red wood table with treaty and quill feather ink well pens, all on a raised marble platform with four minarets with onion domes at the corners.

>Former President Obama is there along with a few other Democrat representatives for they are the defacto leaders of Earth

>As they chat and eat, I push a button.

>Underneath each minaret is a thermonuclear bomb.

>Inside each onion dome there is a thermonuclear bomb.

>There is a thermonuclear bomb under the Treaty table.

The Saiyans are vaporized because they just got hit by five miniature Suns from all sides, their very atoms being split apart by atomic forces and the intense thermal bloom.
I win the Nobel Peace Prize.

>>31386254
the energy attacks that deploy and regularly survive are much stronger than nukes, at least they can do stuff that nukes can't:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB6IGpZTV5E&t=12m01s

just hit them with a couple .22lr it will bounce around inside their body until they dead. silly critters.

>>31386309
Oh boy, he dodged a shot from Project MARAUDER, whoop-dee-doo.

>speed of light
Fuck off Piccolo, that shot took forever to travel a couple clicks, and the explosion was about MOAB tier.

>>31386382
>and the explosion was about MOAB tier.
>leave a mile wide hole in mountain
>MOAB tier

>Be chilling innabase
>Fucking some cat girl soldier
>Suddenly some bald fuck in some stupid cosplay costume shows up
>Shoots some strange glowing bullshit out of his hand
>Cat girl is vaporized right as I cum

Why would anyone join the military in the DBZ universe?

>>31381120
Goku was almost killed by a laser, though.

>>31386517
He was slightly injured, after a fight, with his guard down. It didn't even come close to killing & that's counting the beating afterwards.

>>31381338
Cutting weapons mess up everyone in DB, DBZ and DBS.

they could easily be defeated by any AR-15. it is the most reliable and powerful weapons platform in any scenario with unmatched ballistical performance from the ar-15 556 .223 round. anything else is a joke. goku would be instantly vaporized by this superior weapons platform system .

>>31386413
>hole in a TV show prop

IMPRESSIVE

>>31386534
He was maimed in every sense of the word.

>>31386632
Too lightly injured

>>31386537
Have you noticed how we have no AK threads on /k/ anymore? It's because that InRange mud test showed that the AR is actually more reliable. The AK is no longer seen as a cheap gun that works no matter what.

>>31386650
He couldn't even move.

>>31386662
As he was being kicked by someone else on the ground. If I threw a rubber ball at someone, then knocked them down & attacked them, I doubt the ball did much to pin them.

>>31386676
Fuck off.

>>31386762
Buy me dinner

>>31386536
Cell took a destructo disc to the neck and it just splintered, but maybe that was because Krillin threw it. The power/skill levels at this point are just "whatever, fuck it the one that screamed more wins."

>>31386799
>but maybe that was because Krillin threw it.


it did yout off frieza's tail though and the power lvel discrepancy may have been the same. so what gives?

>>31381133
Raditz and co are pretty sure he was supposed to conquer the whole place.

He probably would have been killed by Piccolo if he had tried, or Roshi would have just put him down.

File: 1473347655709.gif (1013KB, 276x250px) Image search: [Google]

1013KB, 276x250px

>>31380406
Grab the remote, turn off the TV, get the computer, go watch good anime instead.

>>31381305
They can literally catch bullets in the palm of their hand.

>>31387009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1dsL3LvUek

>>31380406
>Already arrived
We're fucked. Our only chance was to shoot down their spacepod and let them asphyxiate.

>>31381335
I prefer to believe that impacts from high velocity solid matter wont get through the dense muscles saiyans and other warriors have come to possess. unless its a ki blast, basically fire, chemicals and heat can cause harm but not blunt force.

>>31387082
I don't think they need to breathe.

>>31387133
yes they do. frieza made that point when he was dying from being defeated by goku and destroyed namek so that although he defeated frieza, goku would ultimately die in space after namek exploded.

>>31387157
How about the space fight between Goku and Beerus/Bills then?

>>31386838
Aside from Krillin being the buttmonkey of the series, I'm pretty sure it was to demonstrate just how powerful Perfect Cell was.

"That thing could cut Freeza but Cell didn't even flinch!"

>>31387198
that's decades and bns of power lvl points later

>>31387198
I think it's more that saiyans don't need to breathe as often as humans do, but they do need to breathe eventually.

>>31387203
>Aside from Krillin being the buttmonkey of the series

that's definitely yamchu and piccolo imo. lrillin is the strongest human they say.

>>31387218
I'm just saiyan, clearly they can overcome a lot. Who's to say Freeza evem knew what he was talking about at that point?

>>31387239
freeza knows everything about saiyans there is to know, they were his slaves for decades. point is, frieza can live is space while saiyans can't. how that works? don't ask me. as the planet exploded goku was desperate to find a working space ship to escape too which confirms it.

>>31387263
Freeza sure as shit didn't know about God Ki.

Raditz tanked point blank a ki blast from Piccolo. Later with a ki blast with the same power, Piccolo was able to blow up the moon.
Unless you have something stronger than a moonbuster power you will not be able to do anything against Raditz

>>31380406
Surround them with 11bs and instruct the grunts to attack one at a time

Nah but I'd just snipe their ass, they're not invincible. And for all the posturing they do, it'd be easy to line up a shot

>>31381780
They have genki (energy) but they don't have shouki or yuuki (character and bravery)

>>31387303
that ki blast overpenetrated radditz and had enough power to kill goku btw.

File: colo_dragon_ball__yajirobe_by_vinc3412.jpg (841KB, 1196x1038px) Image search: [Google]

841KB, 1196x1038px

Only one thing can Pierce Saiyan defenses,
Overweight Mall Ninjas with cold steel samurai swords

>>31387353
I'm not talking about the Makankosappo, I'm talking about the basic ki blast that did nothing to Raditz.

>>31381365
>comes to earth
>knows the language
>knows alloys in said language

What a fun time. At least with the Predator comics the Yautja dialogue was just alium speak that wasn't translated

>>31387303
And this is why dbz is bullshit

>>31387487
>DBZ is bullshit

Really? A chinese cartoon where aliens and other aliens shoot energy blasts at each other, come back from the dead, assemble a bunch of balls and summon a dragon that grants their wishes, transform into giant apes when their tails are exposed to special moon rays, and two of them train so hard they become gods is bullshit? Who knew. I've been treating it like a bible.

Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

>>31387451
Wasn't that what Piccolo used to wreck the moon?

>>31387487
The whole thing is a big parody of the shonen genre and does it by taking everything to the most ridiculous extreme possible. When you stop watching it as anything more than a fun joke it is retarded. The whole thing was just supposed to be a what-if after years one-shot about Goku having a kid and meeting his brother and they just kept giving him shovels of money so he kept writing. It gets progressively dumber every arc because he's trying to end the thing. So when he finally makes a bubblegum genie that fights space gods and aliens and the protagonist explodes for the 50th time he quits. He's back because his retirement fund must have run dry.

>>31381088
>sht in the anime is canon in the anime. shit in the manga is canon in the manga. lrn2accept that different media establish different universes.

Wrong. And no, it's not 2 different universes.

Canon = the story written by the original author.

The anime was not made by the same person who made the manga and isn't the "true" story.
Also, the anime outright contradicts the manga (i.e. villains keeping their bodies in the afterlife which does not happen in the manga) and ends up creating even more plot holes and continuity problems.

>>31387234
Uub actually

>>31387468
Goku was raised on Earth dumbass

>>31389348
It's still pretty weird that he knows basic metallurgy despite living innawoods with his adoptive grandpa, but doesn't know what a car or gun is.

A farmer with a shotgun has a PL of 5. Vegetas PL was about 18000 on Earth. That means PL wise 3600 farmers could stop them.

>>31389262
Uub is a human reincarnation of Buu dumbass.

>>31384657
Most of the androids are actually cyborgs.

>>31389348
And every other faggot alien running around?

>>31381315
Why the fuck is he going super saiyan?

>>31380406
Round up all the sjw's we can find then parashoot them down where ever they land. Once they start interacting those 2 will either leave or try and blow up the whole Earth. I figure we got a 50/50 shot.
And if they leave us alone send in a nuke to clean up. Problem solved.

File: krillin.jpg (7KB, 180x158px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 180x158px

>>31380406
you guys are thinking too hard. Just train a bunch of faggots so they get to this faggot's level. Remember kids frieza krillin<android krillin. Its a fact that dbz is really inferior to dragon ball at every level. Dragon ball was about technique in fighting, fighting spirit, and it really had a good message. Dbz was shit and the fans should feel bad about it.

>>31390503
Exactly????