Sitting by a fire drinking by myself. Anyone want to join me?

You know, this is exactly how kids end up on milk cartons.

I'll bring my special brownies.

>>31367677
How did you manage to get the fire to burn sideways? You some kind of wizard?

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

>>31367717
Samshit bro, over the course of seven years they still haven't been able to make the fucking rotation work on pictures.

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>>31367717
Idk how to use cell phones on 4 chan. Here is a pic of the fier pit in the day

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>>31367728
Op here infucking love that move>>31367728

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I am playing classic rock!

>>31367677

what the fuck made you think that posting a spontaneous /k/ meetup was anything short of a disasterious idea

>>31368072
It was done out of sheer loneliness.

texas here come clean my house while i drink beer then ill suck you

>>31367715
No children please.

>>31367677
I'll join you. Too wet here for a fire so i have kids huddled around a flourescent light listening to tales of fail to extract, double feed, and how to look for the failure.

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>>31367677
this normally would not be a bad idea, OP, but your audience has a higher than usual ratio of traps, bronies and furries. I made the same mistake years ago when I posted my address at my workplace and put "party 6pm"


the results can be disastrous. stay safe, stay armed

>>31369043
Please tell your story
I'm very bored

>>31369208
weird people showed up from the warehouse, we all drank keg beer, a norwegian gentleman went partially insane and required intensive psychotherapy to prevent him from killing/dismembering those around him and/or driving home and running over everyone in his path, people showed up that i had never seen before, one guy showed up that smelled really strong and followed me around, many lols were had, my wife was somewhat dismayed

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>>31367677
>Helloo anon.

>I am also drinking alone.

>Let's chill.

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Not drinking by myself but sitting by a fire for now. About to go to a party in the pits because the Wissota 100 is over.

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>>31367747
Fuck me it's Buffalo Bob from the other day.
Shiieeet, that guy sucking dick in your basement not enough for you?