Good way to get a material similar to cutting a human? Got a couple of knives and a greatsword i'd like to test out
Go to a butcher and order a side of pork. Literally no difference
>>31366448
get a pig like those fat autists in cold steel videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM
>>31366448
A cut of pork.
Then cook and eat it.
>>31366486
>this fat fuck
oh my god
i am literally laughing out loud
>>31366486
>tfw the greatsword is actually coldsteel zwei
u got me good, anon
>>31366541
You can't be serious
Post pics
>>31366467
>>31366497
This
Pig's and pig tissues muscles and stuff to human's
>>31366497
sounds like a plan
i'll invite my friends over. We can bring beer and get shitfaced while having fun, then cook it and eat it
thanks for the idea, anon
>>31366560
I am serious
It hasn't arrived because of retarded laws, not even sure i'll be alt to get it
but here's order confirmation
>>31366583
What are the chances lmao
Well enjoy it I guess
>>31366591
It's a pretty meme-y sword. I saw the video when i was like 13 and I've wanted it ever since
>>31366616
I've always wanted a flail or a mace
one of these days I'll have to buy one
>>31366650
buy one
we'll take jerusalem together, friend
>>31366448
either a big cut of meat, or there's recipes online for homemade ballistic gel that are basically just jello and flour and baby oil as a stabilizer. maybe an egg for taste
>>31366516
he makes a really good living off playing with weapons, i think he gets the last laugh
>>31366717
he has a glorious, perfectly spherical body
few can claim such honor
>Good way to get a material similar to cutting a human?
Just find a negroid, they are on the same evolutionary tree