Why dont you own one /k/?

>>31356309
I'd like a house chink but I'm bretty sure those shithead yankees made slavery illegal

>>31356309
Because after a hard day's work I come home to eat food, not grass.

because i don't like lugging the extra 50 pounds, also i haven't found one yet. maybe if we go bring them some some democracy a few will trickle in.

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Fun fact: Those firearms and magazines are specifically made for Kim Jong Il and Kim Jong Un's personal bodyguards.

The reason behind the design is speculated as this:

Since the likelihood of an assassin possessing a firearm is low they're more worried about mob attacked trying to stab and overpower him and his guards.

Hence the high capacity rifles being designed specially to hose down a ground of attackers.

The Kims usually go out on their little tours and if you ever see them in a crowd these guys and their guns are usually with him.

>>31356334
I feel bad, but I xaxa'd

>>31356508
>wouldn't they just make bombs?

Goddamn the other side really has the most interesting firearm design.

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>>31356309
>MFW Just looking on how that helix mag could work with 5.45 I'm guessing??

don't think it's in 7.62 tok, or 9mm mak.

However that top folding PPS style stock does make muh dick as hard as diamonds.

>>31356309
> dat top folding stock
WHY.jpg

>>31356927
Because the helical magazine makes an underfolder and side folders impossible.

>>31356927
Because it cant underfold and the mag probably blocks a sidefolder as well.

>>31356794
In all fairness, the norks are incredibly lacking in basic goods, so unless they learn how to make bombs out of dirt, they aren't gonna do anything.

>>31356957
someone from the higher class could try something but buying bomb ingredient might send him straight to a camp.

>>31356957
they don't even have access to chemical fertilizer? almost any type of liquid fuel? there aren't landmines they could salvage? now that i think about it there are concrete pylons filled with explosives in north korea.

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>>31356309
Because the logistics behind obtaining and then owning a North Korean makes it far too expensive.

Owning a Chinese is far cheaper.

>>31357097
>they don't even have access to chemical fertilizer?
Probably not considering all farms are state run and they have massive famines constantly.

>>31357097
the problem with fertilizer bombs is making them go boom.

To do this, you'd need an initiating charge, which is way harder to make from scratch. Also, I doubt Nork education is good enough that the average Nork know how to make them, and even less able to get hold of the sulfuric acid/nitric acid, and other nifty chemicals.

how many bullets do these assault tubes hold

>>31357406
Dunno

You can't make educated guess lie a box mag and i don't thing anyone is smuggling nork helix mags out.

>>31357044
Who? Kim Jong Un has been purging his potential enemies since he took power.

I thought North Koreans ate sawdust

>>31357697
Trees cost money nigga.

You're thinking dirt cakes, like them Haitians.

>>31357697
Tree bark actually

Not even joking, during the famine they'd slice up the soft inner part of tree bark, soak/boil it, and then eat it.

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>>31357765
I heard a story about a woman in the 1994 famine whose infant child starved to death because she couldn't produce breast milk to keep it alive, so she ate the baby's corpse to keep herself alive. It's literally one of the most horrible stories I have ever heard.

>tfw I have never posted on /k/ before and just decided to check it out, and this is my first post

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>>31357406
>The following specifications are estimated based upon measurements extrapolated from known dimensions, as well as a comparison with existing helical magazines. They represent the author’s ‘best guess’ at present.

>Calibre: 5.45 x 39 mm
>Capacity: 100 to 150 cartridges
>Weight: Approximately 2 kg
>Length: Approximately 370 mm
>Diameter: Approximately 85 mm

http://armamentresearch.com/north-korean-helical-ak-magazines/

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>>31357813

>>31356794
most of the good old US domestic terrorist bombs are made by stuff we have, like fertilizer and cleaners. There they have human shit and the grass for those roles. And even if they had it, it would probably be regulated for the exact reasoning of "gook make bomb, make dear leader blow long distance"

>>31357813
>It's literally one of the most horrible stories I have ever heard.
If it makes you feel any better anon, cannibalism in ANY kind of famine/lack-of-food situation is much more rare than most people think. So usually stories like that are just that, stories. (people totes eat pets though)

>>31357897
Ignore this poster, he is a skeleton.

>>31357697
Forest dirt, tree bark, sawdust to stretch any flour they have and whatever they can find.

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>>31356309

I don't need a armed North Korea Guy, However if I can own a cute Korean girl sure....!
I'll even take one only with a sword.

>>31357937
the North Koreans maintain that they are the one and only Korea with there being no south, just territory they have no hold on. I suggest we maintain that logic the other way, much like this anon has.

>>31356309
What is that magazine???

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"Time to go to school Yung. Don't eat anymore dirt in recess today. Chang and I have a pedicure appointment and will pick you up later."

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>>31357920
trying to make a new butt buddy? damn newfags

>>31357813
Damn that's horrible

>>31357961
Both Best and Worst Korea actually do that. It's part of the reason why the South is wanting reunification less and less, because every single Nork is a citizen of the Republic of Korea.

>>31358014
>Not enjoying some good old boi pussy
If anyone is new here, it's you ya faggot

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Tfw you can make a helical magazine from one of these, some old magazine springs, and a cardboard packing tube.

>>31358191
What the hell for? I'd rather have someone drive it while I shoot my ak with regular mags. Cardboard would need some resin.

>>31358223
>>31358191
Or PVC pipe

>>31357813

Well, she didn't have him for that long so it wasn't like she was that attached.

>>31358291
What connects to the magwell? Maybe just cut the top off of an old mag?

>>31358343
That's probably the best way to do it.

>>31358337
9 months is plenty long.

>>31356309
Do their AKs have to be modified to accept those mags?

>>31358506
From what I read online, no they don't. The feed lips are the same as standard and they utilize the bayonet mount to lock in. They're custom made in N. Korea specifically for the guards.

>>31358506
no one knows, the only extant copies are in the hands of the Nork presidential guard

>>31358543
What's the round count on the magazines?
Is it 7.62x39mm or 5.45x39mm

>>31357899
> using the propaganda term "domestic terrorists" to refer to patriots

Shame on you

>>31358562
5.45x39 according to the article, and no one knows for certain what the round count is, though they theorize it's between 100-150.

>>31358591
Ah, so they're Type 98-1s?

>>31358684
Apparently they're type 88s according to the original article.

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>>31356309
I want one just because it'll piss someone off, literally the only reason I'd buy one.

>>31358720
I thought the Type 88 was the fixed stock.

>>31358786
It is, but just like the magazine, N. Korea modified the stock as well.

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>>31358005
>posting the photoshopped version
Go home, GI

>>31358491

You ever grow attached to a turd that's been festering in your bowels for 5 days after eating MRE's?

>>31358983
You wish mik.

>>31358983
He's a big guy

>>31358506
>>31358543
But how do you get it in the gun? They're rock in magazines but you can't rock in something inline with the barrel

>>31358983
Haha he's not a flippin Khan sheesh

someone post that /k/ommando with a bizon shipped to his house

>>31359289
I really have no idea. It's interesting though. If only there were some way to learn more about it. Too bad N. Korea doesn't like to share.

>>31359289
Theyll most likely hinge in via the grenade launcher lug and lock at the rear into the mag catch, Im guessing they don't plan on doing speed reloads with them anyway..

>>31359289
Doesn't look like reloading is a big concern for these guys, and they'd need to be bracketed in to stop them from falling out - look at where the center of mass is, compared to an RPK mag or standard AK mag.

You might just need to disassemble the gun to reload. Not like they're ever going to run out, 150 rounds is basically an entire combat load for these guys in one mag.

>>31356508
and you know this to be true, because ? you jack off to anime, like loli, post on /k/ what is it good god

>>31359289
Looks like the feed lips could be at a different angle than the actual tube so it can "rock" in, the bayo lug is a secondary lock. Probably holds 150 or so. Would only be worth the weight if it was that much or more. This is all guess though. Looks fun.

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>>31359325
>>31359319
>>31359289

Actually the earlier combat loadouts showed two extra magazines, so reloading is possible... somehow.

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>>31359367
>that guy has more ammunition than the region's military forces combined

>>31359364
Actually, yeah.

Could be like those removable SKS magazines with a weird top bit that sort of looked like a regular AK magazine, with that being the bit you rock in. Like the RPK drum magazines.

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>>31359325
If it hooks onto the bayonet lug like described then there's no fr need for a lip. Remove the bit circle and it'll push in freely, held onto the gun with a lip on the bayo lug and the mag catch

>>31359398
fug, I meant to reply to >>31359289

>>31359398
That's a good point. They wouldn't even need to rock the mag in anymore.

>>31359261
For you

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If im gonna buy a Nork ill buy one of these

>>31356309
I would love to know how the north makes ak. where do they make them, are they better then I O ak :)

>>31359438
They're modified type 88s, which are Chinese made.

>>31359438
Russian blueprints I'm sure......

>>31358005

To be completely fair, they probably pick some 6'4"+ motherfuckers for these ceremonies. Psychological affect, and all that jazz.

I'm sure the nork is pretty damn short (like 5'4", 5'5"), but he's probably not a midget like they're making him appear.

>>31359459
You mean redprints.

>>31359479
I mean evil commie magic.

>>31359479
kek

>>31359478
Yeah I know, imagine 6 million pissed little fucks like that running around with 150 round AK American Killers. Scary stuff man.

>>31356508
Why doesn't a high ranking official shoot him? honestly, do you think there's a single officer who actually likes and supports him?

>>31359524
Be careful to check your boots when you leave.

>>31359406
I mean they would, but it would be a big rock

>>31359579
Seriously though, what do most of the NK troops carry? The AK?

>>31359634
Sticks.

They hardly have enough ammo to train with.

>>31359634
That's a Type 88 Chinese clone that's got a custom stock and helical magazine holding 100 to 150 rounds. The rest of them have sharp sticks.

>>31359646
>>31359657
What about sidearms?

>>31357813
Check out the Siege of Leningrad, friend.

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>>31359690
Actual guns are usually Chinese mak and tokerev clones.

Now i'll help you out.

If you want to know what anything North Korean, just ask yourself.

"What did the Chinese/Soviets use in the 60s and 70s"

It'll answer everything, like a magic 8 ball.

>>31359690
A single rock to the whole platoon. And they have to share the rock.

>>31359690
NK sidearms are literally just their arms. hanging off the side of their body holding nothing

>>31359741
>help me out
Do you think they still add some mosins in the mix?

>>31359746
and god forbid you lose the rock. say goodbye to your entire family for losing the glorious dear leaders' generous rocks of ultimate destruction

>>31359772
on parade? plenty. In a war setting many of the irregular home defense and local militias probably will have a few once the rest of the troops are wiped out about 3 hours into a conflict with the DPRK

>>31359478
ROK military has height limits
I know a gook who was too tall at 6'5"
He ended up having to do some school bullshit

>>31359657
>sharp sticks
Sound like berry picker tribe. Grug use rock like real man.

>>31357116
How the fuck do you rock it in?

>>31357985
50 caliper FAMAS

how has nobody made this? north korea figured it out. The fuck america? you would make a shit load of money selling these.

>>31359772
Answer hazy, ask again later

>>31360480
>It worked for the Calico, right?!

>>31359578

Did you seriously watch The Interview?

If they do that then one of his loyal generals will just take his place and nothing will change.

>>31360552

Did you seriously NOT watch the interview*

>>31356309

north koreans are not for sale anon

>>31360507
It works for Bison.

Calico doesn't work because it doesn't accept some of the ammo on the market(which will cause it to jam whole the time) and they've had the genius idea to put a rear sight on the magazine.

The reason is that nobody really needs one. They're not comfortable to carry, reload and WILL cause balance problems.

>>31358014
>all noguns

I love it

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>>31357629

>I'm still alive

You sure anon? That chubby gook don't know what's comin'

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>>31357813

welcome

>>31359011

Careful summerfag, you may cut yourself.

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>>31358983

>tfw you actually have a house you'd like to be in

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>>31359479

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>dat lack of trigger discipline

>>31356309
You can still tell how malnourished that guy is. Look at his face, he's barely holding onto his sanity.

>>31363669
This guy must be special forces. He has camouflage

>>31356309
Great Leader must have just walked by this guy and crop-dusted him. That is the face of someone smelling an awful fart.

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>>31356309

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>>31360790
I was there too anon.

>>31360595
Actually they totally are, just google North Korean foreign labor.

>>31363669
>dat rack of trigger disiprin

>>31359367
Just think of how many starving peasants this guy could shoot.

>>31364959
WHAT HAPPEN TO YOUR FOOT ?

>>31365359
He is allergic to sugar. When he eats too much he swells up like a ballon

>>31357897
2girls1rifle?

Did they run short onna pic day?

>>31359578
Because those high ranking officials and officers live extremely affluent lifestyles under his regime. It's in their own interest to support him at all costs.

Potential execution via 23mm HE shells is also a pretty good deterrent.