Guys why does my cat love my ammunition room so!

Nice cat

I wish I had an ammunition room

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>>31354553
cats are hoarders by nature

>>31354560
pssst, it's the corner of his bedroom, his mom is downstairs making tendies.

>>31354553
mine always tries to get in my safe as soon as i open it. He is always standing right behind me whenever i get close to it.

maybe they like the smell of gunpowder and freedom

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>>31354612
>all this projection.

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>>31354620
Mine too anna. I even locked him in there once for like 5 minutes. When I open the door he was just all content laying in there falling asleep.

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>>31354612
It's actually my attic I rent an Old Carriage House. I literally have probably 700 pounds of ammunition up here I'm very worried it's going to fall through one day

>>31354553
Cats a shit, they're probably clawing the boxes, the safe liner, anything.

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Time for /k/ittehs

>>31354679

Distribute the weight better then you damn degenerate ammo hoarder

t. jealous

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>>31354634
Cats on /k/?

Is this even legal?

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>>31354831
I try but it's such a small space. It's a finished Attic So I think I'm OK but the floor is bowed but it was like that before I put the weight on it... i think.

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Cats like to be weird.

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Posting my newest kitters.
Traded the rifle for a hakim plus 100 buck.

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>>31354998
Did he help you reassemble?

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>>31355065
And this is my oldest kitters hes a big black cuddle bug

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I-is your cat mine?

>>31355065

Your cat clearly do not approve this transaction

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This is now a /k/at thread

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>>31355108
Hakim is love Hakim is life.

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Tactical assault cat in deployment bag.

>>31354553
Can I move into your crawlspace or basement or something? Maximum jelous right now

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>>31355112
No shit Sherlock.

>>31355213
I promise I won't leave greasy fingerprints on your funs

>>31355215
>W-what are we going to do on the bed *POMF =3*

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>>31355213
Yeah man come on by! Although I live in Jew York albeit with full Freedoms. I'm actually pretty lonely tonight come by for a fire and some beers.

>>31354998
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!

seriously, think about it: real men have guns, and real men admit they love cats.

>>31355131
Where is your cat, mister?

>>31355273
>I'm actually pretty lonely tonight come by for a fire and some beers.
and then basement anon was never heard from again, having been captured by Buffalo Bob of Buffalo New York.

>>31355163
why do you have an assault cat? No-one needs an assault cat!

...who am I kidding, so jelly because my landlord doesn't allow pets...

>>31355273
I would if I wouldn't live in fucking germany of all places. Here we only get assault muslims

>>31355273
I want land like that to go like sit in the woods and just shoot shit.

>>31355131
Tbfw I sold mine before even firing it. Had that bitch for like two years and never took her to the range once.

>>31355294
I wouldn't even care to be honest. As long as he let's me shoot some of his funs before he does whatever.

>>31355349
Seriously, I think the risk vs reward in the scenario is worth it

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>>31355349

Fuck yea cock meat samwichs

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Because they are guardians and protect things.

>>31355368
As I said I would do it in a heartbeat if I'd live remotely close to him. Or had the money for a plane ticket. Fuck stranger danger I want to shoot some guns

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>>31355292
In that pic probably gone taking a shit or something.
>>31355342
I was debating on selling it but after i shot it i changed my mind and went out and bought 800 rounds of 8mm Mauser.

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>>31354587
And think of nothing but murder all day.

>>31355387
Should've called your picture 'gun laws in germany'

>>31355273
where at in ny?

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>>31355294
My GF is away so I don't have a body Shield but I would still put up a fight for Buffalo Bill.
>>31355328
I would tell you to come to America but we're rapidly approaching Germany status.

>>31355329
There is 400 Acres of nothing behind me but unfortunately I live in an extremely wealthy area it's all horse farms for thoroughbreds. We're talking 1%ers old money! Fucking George Soros literally lives down the street from me! Cuomo is a 10 minute drive. But so is Bruce Willis and I know he's pro-gun. My Carriage House is literally sandwiched in between mentions. Pick related cooking tonight's dinner.

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/k/ittens

>>31355477
Bedford Hills... you want to come over?

>>31355498
>Fucking George Soros literally lives down the street from me!
You could fix so many things, anon. Take one for the team.

>>31355498
It's still a long way before the US gets germany level gun laws. There's still hope for you. I feel like my country is already doomed. But maybe things will get better after the coming election

>>31355521
Seconded.

If nothing else, piss him off with a ton of gunfire on private land. You can't have a real AR, so you might as well take some joy living in NY.

Fuck liberals and fuck government. NY is my dream and they goddamn ruined it.

>All around old money
So how the fuck are you back up in there?

>>31355563
Also, this. Just because it's bad there doesn't mean the rest of us are Euro-tier.

>>31355521
Dude, get wasted with Bruce Willis screaming yippee kayee muther fucker in Soros intercom till the police come. They still Remeber John McClains good name. You will be alright.

>>31355569
Yup our gun laws are probably the worst in all of europe and most of the people with guns seem to be huge fudds but atleast I can get cheap beer to dull the pain with. And I can still do what my great grandfather should have done: move to the US

>>31355312

For defense against home invading moths and scorpions of course.

>>31355563
>>31355569
I actually thought about it pissing him off in some way. But the amount of power and money that mother fucker has he could ruin me in a second. I live in Westchester County people here are literally petrified of guns. You'd be surprised though in the very rich area I live it's pretty gun-friendly however they wouldn't tolerate gunshots.

>>31355628
I love Germany I was in rostock people were so friendly such a good beer. Please help bring your country back to its former glory so much potential there.

When I was there people were very pro-american of course it was north of the wall though.

>>31355569
> so how the fuck are you back up in there.

Like I said I rent a small Carriage House and it's relatively close to where I work. It is quite expensive though I pay 2000 for my small shack. But in New York in a 50 mile radius outside the city your options are live in a very wealthy area or live in a really shitty area... I choose a wealthy area.

>>31355704
You are just throwing money away. Go buy some land dummy.

>>31355725
Buy some land where?

I don't think you understand how gentrified New York is.

>>31355666
I'll certainly try. I love my country on one side but hate it on the other. It's really weird. It's weird how history repeats itself. After WWI the german people also lost pride in their country and it's the same thing now. Just promise me that you won't kick our shit in again when we throw out the rapefugees and leave the EU to let it crash and burn.

>>31355740
Leave that shithole and move to a real state. Stop making someone else rich.

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>>31355749
When the fourth Reich Rises I will be on the first plane / ship over there to join up.

>>31355753
I'm working on that Wisconsin is in my sights.

>>31355782
Thank you. I'd he happy to die beside you for this cause. Let's just hope we get it to last a thousand years this time.

>>31355799
As long as you are aware dammit.

>>31355842
How could I not be aware! Everything in this shit state is so fucking expensive. It's only redeeming quality is its Four Seasons and absolutely stunning geography.

>>31355782
I am ready for spaghetti

>>31355089
What the fuck is wrong with you... ive done some stupid shit but dayum man.

And yes im sure it was unloaded at the time.... not the point.

>>31355869
I know man. Millions of dollars for an apartment... people are crazy.

>>31354553
Where do you even get 105mm containers

>>31355521
Killing George won't solve anything. It's his son you want. He's the key to all of it.

>>31355928
Uprising in the midst?

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>>31355905
Haha it's just a crate it's about 30 bucks on a surplus site they make great ammo carriers

>>31355753
I'm not OP, and frankly i laugh every time i see a yankee plight posts. i just have relatives in the Catskills who bought a few acres in the 80s.

>>31355014
Old houses have excellent floor joists. Don't worry, just keep the boxes as close to the walls as possible and spread them out

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>>31356101
I hope you're right annon. This place was built 1903

>>31356214
Nice. I hope you take good care of it. My house was built in 1910 and survived two world wars. But I'm still stuck in nofunsland. Can we swap lives or something? You can't imagine the jealousy I experience right now

>>31354998
Used to be a pretty common occurrence

>>31355753
New York's not much better brother. Come over for a beer.

>>31355498
kitty frankfurters...yes, yes?

>>31355469
but theres no quran in that photo

>>31359931
is that famas?