ITT: /k/ Approved Movies

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>>31341903

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Does /k/ approve of Blood Diamond?

>>31342794
While I do not represent all of /k/, I can approve.

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>>31342794
What's wrong with blood diamonds anyway aren't they cheaper?

>>31342829
That's exactly why. DeBeers and the matzo crew don't want you to buy anything but their 20000% inflated shiny rocks.

>>31342880
I read somewhere the other day that the only value of diamonds is the one the Debeers put on them

I mean I know that can be said about anything but when Debeers was in control of everything, even beyond the usual monopoly control they literally took these shiny rocks and decided to make them valuable. That's it.

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If you could edit out all of Sharon Stone's parts in this movie, it'd be perfect.

but the gun scenes are superb.

>>31342829
They're called blood diamonds because they financed some of the worst massacres and wars of the Twentieth Century.

>>31343136
They're called blood diamonds because they bleed the fuck outa the slaves who mine them.

>>31343339
Tactical Seagal quickly checks the bodies for any loose Whoppers or Quarter Pounders. They teach you to do this in the Army Seal Rangers to extend your rations

>>31343339
No ration left behind

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>>31343417
Thanks for the kek
have some IRL FPS action

>>31343514
This is some top-level acting right here

>>31343514
The actress looks like she is dead on the inside.

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>>31343643
>>31343724
This scene is shot at Stevens house... in his real office... You can see a painting of him with a guitat beind the woman,its a painting of his Mojo pries ablum cover

>>31343763
Maybe he really was getting some tail then.

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>>31343514
>>31343763
See.... some trippy shit...

>>31343785
The man had a basment full of russian sex slaves... the actress is a russian doing her first movie in the US
So yes, he probably did

>>31343724
I'm dead on the inside.

>>31343810
I just looked this up. What happened to that case and why don't more people know about this?

>>31342191
Fuck that is good.

Not a big fan of the horseshoe beard.

>>31342794
other than that dicaprio is a great actor and
jennifer connolly is good lookin,
its alright

>>31343850
Because he bought a house in shitsville, and all the cops around there are huge Seagalboo`s that would let him get away with murder... He`s best friends with the entire police force there, they got the women to drop the charges

He`s litterally above the law...like in his movies
In fact, his movies and his real life seemed to have merged into one at some point

>>31343452
>that webm
whoa

>>31343941
that cop is such a fucking badass, its like a epic one shot action scene... only its real

>>31343386

hahaha what the fuck...

>>31343036
the gun scenes are superb
https://youtu.be/Psl57DHHUSs?t=6m57s

Yes. """""Superb"""""

>>31344016
Aint watching 7 minutes to find what you're sperging about kid.

>>31344077
>6m57s
Idiot

>>31344016
Serpentine, Babou! Serpentine!

>>31343368
plz no

>>31343036
God I hope you are trolling

>>31344085
>mentions sharon stone's scenes are the worts parts
>then points out a Sharon Stone scene
First and foremost, you fucking moron. being shot is not always an instakill. regardless of how cheesy. secondly, getting shot in the sternum is almost always a kill, even if the movie draws it the fuck out for drama. Every movie in hollywood is guiltyof this at some point.

Third, Sharon Stone's vanity scenes do not detract from every other fight. they are still spot on.


Drink bleach mouthbreather. Do the world a favor

>>31343514
Cringier than a slave market

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>>31343036
>not liking Sharon Stone

>>31344196
Her character in this movie was almost laughably written.

they couldn't decide between making her Clint Eastwood with a vagina and a crying teary eyed puppy with occasional PMS fits. so they made her do both

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Boogeyman's gonna get em

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>>31341903
>VAN DAM
Van who?

>>31344154
I made no mention of Sharon Stone. I was mocking that poster's praise for the film, hence the excessive quotes I placed around "superb".

Also, you must have missed the part where a single bullet made a clean hole whole straight through Gene Hackman capable of letting the sunlight through (despite the thickness of a human torso and the angle of the sun making it totally impossible). You must have also subsequently missed the part where Hackman had a chance to scream before getting hit by a bullet in flight. And then you must have also missed when a bullet to the head made Hackman do a backflip despite the first shot going straight through him.

>>31343339
He'll snatch your food, then he'll snatch every motherfucker birthday.

>>31344362
again, drama shit present only in Sharon Stone's scenes

Did you watch the movie?

The gun shop scene at the start was some good shit, the scene with the Euro preparing his Lamat was amazing, the quick hand shit for Russel Crowe's fights were done beautifully.

What i said remains true. remove Sharon Stone's scenes and it'ls all done well.

>>31344094
kek

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>>31343339

Does he not understand that being so incredibly fat in a combat role makes his entire performance totally implausible, even ignoring the wannabe operator theatrics?

>>31344981
His head is so far up his ass, he probably thinks he's all muscule and not fat.

>>31342794
I liked it

>>31343368
Top kek he is not even trying

>>31343368
Unlike EVERY OTHER webm, I fail to see an issue with this one.
Is he too slow or something?

>>31345939
C'mon son. He's not even really looking down his sights. His rifle isn't even touching his shoulder most of the time.

>>31346034
Soooooo basically every operator ever?
Is that the only issue?
(not trolling) I genuinely think THAT WEBM is not that bad.
He looks incompetent though

>>31342794
>White guilt: the movie
Disapproved

>>31342901
Look up "forced scarcity" it's what 90% of the gemstone industry runs on since most are mined by the literal ton, especially diamonds.

>>31343368
>>31343386
>>31343339

He looks like he doesnt even wanna be there kek

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>>31344989
>first motion picture of its kind
>mfw

>>31346616
Well in terms of Italians remaking a jap movie about samurai, but with guns, yeah
I don't think many people did that before

>>31342794
But can anyone tell me what kind of pants Leo was wearing?

Sometimes I almost kind of wish The Last Samurai had been made with Steven Seagal just to see what a farce he'd turn it into.

>>31346080
how is it white guilt? Archer acts out of self interest, not guilt

>>31347826
Cargo pants.

>>31346080
Not even remotely. Blood Diamond was the first and only mainstream movie that ever argued in defense of Rhodesia.

>>31344016
is this a comedy?

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>>31341903
Sicario

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>It's a criminals have cooler guns than me episode ;_;

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>>31348877
44 minutes: the North Hollywood shootout is a piece of shit anti gun propaganda but is actually demonstrates perfectly how gun laws don't work at stopping criminals. Let's see the bad guys broke the nfa, the gca, the Hughes amendment, cal penal code §12031 (open carry), 1989 awb, on top of all that the two guys were felons when they bought the guns so bg checks obviously didn't help. It's definitely a good thing to bring up whenever I make a yearly pilgrimage to my dead home state of Calitwhatyawant.


Back to the tread topic this needs to be a movie.

>>31341903
Watched this movie.
Autistic as fuck
Don't actually recall any "sniping" going on.

>>31341903
/k/, what is the name of the Russian movie about soldiers operating inside of...Chechnya...I think. There is a scene where a Russian soldier (spetsnaz, IIRC) is surrounded by Chechens. He grabs two and jumps off of a cliff with them.

Whats the name of the movie where a guy in a button down shirt and a Mac then fights a skinhead in the back of a store? Its the only scene I remember

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>>31343339
>>31343368
Wow, I didn't think this was a real movie, thought it was a parody.

Pic related is a great /k/ movie. One of my all time favorites.

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>>31350073
Falling Down

>>31347826
Damn I really missed the old place

>>31350112
Ily

>>31346080
>this hurts my feelings please censor it

you think you're any better than an SJW?

>>31350112
That movie fucking rules

>>31350308
Woah buddy, it's a big leap from disapproval to censorship

>>31343136
Im fine with that

>>31343136
And?