Possible workaround for no guns britcucks?

>>31339439
A stick would be more usefull.

But didnt they actually include sticks in a weapons search? So they might be banned there.

Or you could just throw a rock in their face.

Excuse me sir but it appears you don't have a permit for that deadly assault sediment. I'm going to have to take you in.

According to bong police, any object you carry for self defense that isn't a rape whistle is either illegal or may be determined to be illegal at a later time. Which means they'll arrest you for it now.

UK! Arresting people for future crimes!

>>31339489
wait what
could you give an example?

>sand
Anon I've alerted the local constabulary

>>31339439
>Britcucks actually have to have these conversations
my god how the mighty have fallen. Go to your local mosque(s) and try and get some funs there. I'm sure they have plenty.

>>31339581

For example you can't carry a flashlight for the purpose of defense. But if you have a flashlight because you are looking for something you dropped and someone attacks you, you can use the flashlight as a weapon.

>>31339439
Serious question, can you guys buy like lawn mower blades from the store and sharpen them at home?

Is this legal? How cucked are ya'll? I know machetes and such are a no go, curious about this.

>>31339601
so if you carry a knife because it is a useful tool in many everyday situations, they can't fuck you up - right?

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>>31339598
>implying I'm a Brit

Lol I live in the state that just added constitutional carry.

>>31339641
you can't carry a knife period "without good reason," unless its shorter than three inches and folds

>>31339641
anticipating an every day scenario may occur is not good reason

>>31339613
I'm not a Brit, so fuck should I know? I just made the thread as a possible workaround for nofun britcucks.

>>31339641
>carry a knife
>bongistan
Anon...

You can actually, but it needs to have a folding blade shorter than 3 inches, and the blade can't lock into the open position. You also need "a really good reason" to be carrying it, so your reason may not be enough to convince mr bobby from protecting the safe streets from your malicious and dangerous weapon.

>>31339692
No you have to have "good reason" to carry it if it's 3" and folds, >3" or fixed are just outright banned for carry.

>>31339708
So who'd you make the thread for then? Stupid son of a bitch.
I'd shoot you in real life.

Europe will collapse after being overrun with Muslim invaders soon, if you support gun rights then move to the USA even if you have to marry someone to do it and fine help us fight. The US is the last bastion of freedom in the world and the Muslims can and will take over and lay waste to Europe, the prophecy has foretold it

>>31339692
so almost every normal edc knife is okay. sounds somewhat reasonable but faggy nontheless.
>inb4 I need 12 inches to complement my dick

>>31339613
absolutely not if you just have lawnmower blades "coincidentally' lying around, it would be clear you are intending to use it as a weapon

What a bunch of marys. Go steal some weapons from the coppers, the whole lot of ya.

>>31339711
I'm curious: can you carry an Opinel? You can lock it in open position, but it's not auto-locking.

>>31339749
3" is fine but if you intend it as a weapon having to unfold it is asking to die according to various cop studies, most of the time in training courses the knife never gets deployed properly and/or slices the officer's hand.

Whereas fixed knives are basically always used properly even under stress.

>>31339439
It's just a worse version of pepper spray. Can you not have pepper spray? If not, someone should make a culinary pepper spray that can be re-purposed in an emergency. Like Hillary's hot sauce.

>>31339747
>Europe will collapse after being overrun with Muslim invaders soon
>amerilards actually believe this

>if you support gun rights then move to the USA even if you have to marry someone
>marrying an amerilard
>ever

>The US is the last bastion of freedom in the world and the Muslims can and will take over and lay waste to Europe
enjoy your 110K rapefugees arriving soon.

>>31339794
We got trump wholl severe that tie real quick.

Cause guess what?

Those fuckers will be a part of the reform plan doing away with fraud waste and abuse of our annual tax dollars, you cuck.

>>31339785
Nope cant have pepperspray. Easy enough to make, but technically illegal to carry if it's for defence. I suppose you could play it off like you use it for food.

UK law literally says any and all offensive weapons are illegal. That means you can have a gun if it's not for offensive/defensive use. You can have a knife if it's just a tool not a weapon, etc.

>>31339601
>may be determined to be illegal at a later time
that's what I was asking about
It's known screwdrivers are illegal but any examples of stuff leading to arrest because they COULD be illegal some day?

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>>31339812
>We got trump

Yeah sure, he'll make Syria pay for the other wall he'll build.

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>>31339785
>>31339641
>>31339613
some anons need an education in bong weapons policies

>>31339812
>drumpf
>he actually believes a racist can win the elections

kek, amerilards everybody.

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>>31339867

>>31339826
>Nope cant have pepperspray. Easy enough to make, but technically illegal to carry if it's for defence. I suppose you could play it off like you use it for food.
Carry around a ghost pepper, bite into it and spit the remains into your enemies like the bastard lovechild of Takeshi Kaga and Keiji Mutoh.

>>31339866
kek.
it's so fucking easy to debunk and make fun of these low iq retards, fucking hell.

>>31339873
Sure /k/ is the easies board to troll, but that doesn't mean you don't have to -try-

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>>31339880
I knew this folder would come in handy at some point

>>31339613
>machetes are a no go
M8 ive got one lying not a foot from me now. Shit like that ain't illegal to own, just can't carry it around.

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>>31339900

>>31339721
Actually, 3" and under non locking are legal for edc (slipjoints are considered non locking btw) but if a copper thinks you "may" use if for offensive reasons or whatever, you can still get done for it.

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>>31339439

The future is now.

>>31339925
>$

>>31339866
Mexico is gonna build a wall on their southern border and than pay for ours.


It's real life and happening.

Your ass pain will be palpable.

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>>31339940
oops, that's an aussie one

>>31339927
Then wtf do you do with it?

You can't use it in woods, there are no woods anyways right?

Why does it matter about legality in Bongistan if the police are unarmed? They can literally do nothing to stop you. God damn sissies. Now go and have some tea and a biscuit ya dirty protestants.

>>31339975
Bought it a couple of years ago as a garden tool, moved into a house with a shitload of vines and whatnot in the back garden, kept it for shits and/or gigs.

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>>31339873

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>>31339873
>Donald Trump is a waisist

>>31339439
Motorcycle padlock and chain.

>>31339767
Not 100% sure as i'm not a bong, but if it's able to lock in the open position then it's a no-go.

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>>31339439
>can laugh it off as being "dirt poor"

>>31339867
>>31339880
>>31339900
>>31339967

These pictures fucking hurt. I saw one where there was a fucking bike wheel being called an "assault weapon"

>>31339691
Implying I was talking you, dipshit. Get back to cleaning the shit out of your boots, Cletus

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>>31339439

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>>31339749
>he doesn't EDC a bigassed "Fuck You" knife

>>31339767
You can use the opinel if it's short enough and you pop off the locking ring.

>>31339439
The workaround is to get some lads together with your farm rifles and kill whole bunch of redcoat wearing motherfuckers, you silly bong.

>>31339439
Brits get fucked over if they do anything other than bend over and let themselves get raped. They're not allowed to fight back, they're not allowed to have pepperspray, hell I'm surprised they're even still allowed to run away.

>>31339711
>blade can't lock into the open position

Useless as a tool in many cases. Still good as a weapon. Brit lawmakers are nuts.

>>31339866
Bin that top knot hair pin.

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>>31343968
>half serrated spear blade
>shitty box cutter
>sebenza