War is hell

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War is fun

>>31334427
No, war is war. And hell is hell.

>>31334455
And of the two, war is a lot worse.

>>31334692
That's Vietnam tho....

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Never forgive the yankee

Never forget the yankee

>>31334857
Little Johnny Reb was doing it too, buddy.

>>31334931
Little johnny reb didn't have food for his own men, let alone prisoners.

>>31334817
That's why I cropped it.

>>31334857
As someone born and raised in Georgia and continues to live here, please shut the fuck up about your fucking pathetic perceived injustices

>>31335077
As someone who doesn't give a fuck who you are, please shut the fuck up about your perceived intelligence

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I have quite a few pictures like pic related, should i dump?

>>31335119
Intelligence hasn't got shit to do with it. Experience is the perceived accolade you're looking for

>>31334959
Little Johnny Reb should have fucking thought of that before diving into a war.

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>>31335173
Go fer it, bruh

>>31335188
Your investment in your ego has everything to do with it.

your attempt at advanced diction is only further evidence that corroborates with the aforementioned statement.

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Press F to respect my greatuncle

>>31335282
I'll give you the ego bit but what part of my post was advanced diction?

>>31335394
Advanced diction is anything above what a 6th grader would normally come up with if they didn't have a dictionary and thesaurus at their disposal

>>31335110

>"Burger King or KFC... I only have time to go to one."

THE HORROR

THE HORROR

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>>31335437
You. I like you.

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Coming home half a decade after the war ended, crippled and wearing your only clothing.

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U.S. medic helping a wounded German soldier in combat. His left leg is almost blown off

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After the battle of France

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Italian Special Forces operator after a 3 straight days of battle in Afghanistan

Co-worker

>You know anon we should have another big war to get young folks like you to wake up.

Yeah no thanks faggot.

>>31335741
Honestly, Fuck people who say shit like that

>>31335629
This one always gets me

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War is Heven. Op has no penis.

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>Reading One Soldiers War
Seriously, fuck Chechnya

>>31335741
I dunno man, I kind of wish there was another big war to clean out some of the gene pool.

>>31335823

>cleaning out the gene pool in the name of a government who could give a fuck less about you.

No thanks. Don't wanna watch anyone die while some politicians kid is safe and sound. Fuck that shit.

>>31335823
>clean out the gene pool
It was a big war that removed all of the good men from the gene pool.

Who knows what'll be left if we kill the remainder.

>>31335823
You'd only be taking good genes out.

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>It's evolution, baby!

>>31334764

What is sticking out on the left side of his firearm?

>>31334817

Though what?

>>31335416

Lol are they gay or something?

Fcking fags

>>31336298

It's the magazine. he's using an MP-28

>>31335597

Bad day at the office.

>>31336338

MP-18

>>31336338
>>31336351

I see now, thanks (:

>>31336351
wrong

>>31335198
Yankee faggot.

>>31336351
thats is a very rare erma 35. Used by police troops

>>31336338
thats is a very rare erma 35. Used by police troops

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>>31334427
It sure is hard fighting a barely trained farmer with constant air support, tanks and technological superiority. After a half hour of combat I have PTSD.

>>31335714
>those pupils
he was probably pumped full of amphetamines

>>31336876
Amphetamines dilates your pupils, anon

Anyone got the descriptions of chemical puddles and stuff in WW1?

Fucking nightmarish. I think it was translated from a German soldier's writings.

>>31336876
Opiates are the ones that cause pupil contraction. I feel like giving your SOF opiates is a bad juju.

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I have some posting

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On September 1, 1942, James “Jake” McNiece, part Choctaw Indian part man-eating beast, left working in the Fire Service a BackDrafting Hose Draggin Bootie Smasher to enlist to fight in WWII and give the Nazis some of that good ole fashioned American chin work Handin' Out Fades To The Third Reich After getting his lead sleds, he was assigned to the demolition saboteur section of the 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment The Filthy Fucking 13 Named so due to 12 other swingin’ dicks that trained more than they shaved, hunted deer for chow, and gave absolutely #ZeroFucks
McNiece's demolitions experience with the fire department Besides Blowin Bitches Backs Out And Smashin Bootie qualified him him to be the Filthy 13s Sergeant.

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McNiece would have probably rose to SgtMaj if he wasn't so famously belligerent Fuck Your High And Tight 'All Kill No Drill Ready To Die But Never Will' Luckily the officers in his company weren’t a bunch of bitch-made fuckboys fishing for undeserved awards and promotions they knew he was the man regiment could count on in combat. And combat came.
>WarPaint
>GameTime
>ZeroToSavage


On the first of four combat jumps Mcniece an his crew prepared for battle by tossing up a big fuck you to army regs giving each other mohawks and face paint before jumping behind Nazi lines a day before the Invasion of Normandy. Their Lieutenant, Charles Mellen, was killed almost immediately. Dusting himself off, spitting out blood and rallying his men, Sergeant McNiece looked East. He then led his band of fucking savages to secure/destroy every bridge, body every Nazi, fuck every bitch, protect wire-laying details, and augment every beat-to-shit grunt companies in their path. Half the 13 were either killed or wounded, but they all accomplished the mission >ValorousAsFuck

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After a brief AWOL in Paris McNiece decided he wanted some more bling on his chest and joined the Pathfinders. Half the surviving members of the original Filthy Thirteen followed him. Into the breach Soon they were dropped into the Battle of the Bulge where they guided in airdrops crucial to the continued resistance of the surrounded 101st Airborne Division.
After the war, McNiece went on to be a mail man where he would spread his seed to every awaiting, gushing housewife over the course of 28 years
>StraightDeepDickinHeauxs
>HesMightBeYourRealGrandpa

He passed away on January 21, 2013 nothing short of a legend.

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>>31334427

>>31335110
Looks like he got an extra chromosome packing under that shirt.

>>31336554
Loser rebel faggot.

At least the Yankees won :^)

>>31334801
How do you figure Hawkeye?

>>31339591
Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?

>>31339627

The Jews primarily.

>>31339719
You ruined a beautiful thing.


But you're not wrong.