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>>31321601
Are you that Aussie from earlier?

Don't shoot because you'll miss. Just get a mouse trap like everyone else

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You could shoot yourself

>>31321731
Ive got buck shot for that silly goose

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Gas him.

>>31321601
>mfw this happened late last night and I just put headphones in and Miles Davis 'All Blues' on blast and pretend I didn't hear what I thought I just had.

Glue trap and a bucket of water...

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>>31321601
Yeah shoot the rat and spill it's guts all over your sheets from the ceiling, catch some diseases mate. Sounds like a well thought out plan.

>>31321601
Just posting in this thread because of the glorious weapon that is the Winchester 1300.

I've got the field gun with the ribbed barrel.
Sold my 870 and threw my 590 in the safe as soon as my dad gave me his.

>>31321601
You always wanted that skylight, right?

Use a mousetrap instead

>>31321601
Leave a cook book and some ingrediants lying around.

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try this

>>31323899
Hitlers right guy, using gas is the only sure answer that will cause the least property damage.

>>31327955
Everything is bomb

>>31321601
I like to use the poison that comes in little satchets. You can just stick your head up there and toss them in every corner of the attic. Supposedly it makes them leave to seek water before they die, and from my experience this seems to be the case. I once had a fucking biblical plague tier rat swarm on my property, and afterwards I only found one body in my garage.

>>31321601
mouse traps behind book shelves, cluttered areas, and edges of walls.
use peanut butter.

I cleaned house a year ago.

>>31328031
I made my old man do this for our house, except it was a box that you would poke a hole in near the bottom and let it drain out more poison food. as rats ate from it. Worked really well. No more rats crawling up through the walls behind my head when I sleep.

>>31328008
You're bomb too, achmed

>>31321601
>Winchester 1300 Defender

Top Tier shotgun taste