How does /k/ prepare for operating inna dessert? I'm going

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2016-09-13 18:28:06 Post No. 31318071
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Anonymous 2016-09-13 18:28:06 Post No. 31318071 [Report]

How does /k/ prepare for operating inna dessert?
I'm going to be operating inna dessert alone for the first time this weekend. I know it can be fairly dangerous and I was looking for some advice.
What kind of firepower should i bring?
How much food and water should a bring?
What kind of gear will i need?
Are there any safety precautions i should know?

Thanks for your advice /k/. Pic related is the Dessert.

Anonymous 2016-09-13 18:42:17 Post No.31318154
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>>31318071
H2O

Anonymous 2016-09-13 18:43:19 Post No.31318167
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>>31318071
Lear to love the taste of your own piss

Anonymous 2016-09-13 18:44:51 Post No.31318176
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>>31318071
Subdued-color icing.

Anonymous 2016-09-13 18:45:39 Post No.31318184
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Anonymous 2016-09-13 18:45:39 Post No.31318184 [Report]

The fellas at >>>/out/ might be able to help you out.

Anonymous 2016-09-13 18:46:04 Post No.31318185
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Anonymous 2016-09-13 18:46:04 Post No.31318185 [Report]

>>31318071
High speed low carb

Anonymous 2016-09-13 18:59:19 Post No.31318286
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>>31318184
Ok, thanks friendo. I'll go ask there in a bit.

Anonymous 2016-09-13 19:03:52 Post No.31318323
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>>31318071
2 gallons of water per day if your going to be exerting yourself and sweating more, only one gallon a day if your going by car with extra for emergencies. Rattlesnake bite kit in a first aid kit is kind of important, generally the biggest thing you'll find in the desert is mountain lion so really just a standard ar/ak, bring some heavy clothing for nighttime cold,

Anonymous 2016-09-13 19:07:04 Post No.31318347
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Anonymous 2016-09-13 19:07:04 Post No.31318347 [Report]

>>31318071
Water. Flour. Sugar.

Anonymous 2016-09-13 19:54:53 Post No.31318729
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Anonymous 2016-09-13 19:54:53 Post No.31318729 [Report]

>>31318323
Wow, I never knew desserts could be so dangerous. I was under the impression that my biggest concerns would be brainfreeze and diabetes. Not Dehydration and and wind animals.

Anonymous 2016-09-13 19:58:09 Post No.31318757
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>>31318729
You'd be surprised the number of idiots that go out without enough water and promptly die

Anonymous 2016-09-13 20:08:05 Post No.31318846
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Anonymous 2016-09-13 20:08:05 Post No.31318846 [Report]

>>31318757
Thanks for the advice.
I'm going to tear through a large Snickers Ice Cream Cake Dessert this weekend so i really do need to be prepared.

Anonymous 2016-09-13 23:54:07 Post No.31320847
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Pic related is my weapon of choice when oper8ing inna dessert, FK mod II. Larger than a typical weapon of the same size, but it's worth it when your treating through the dessert way faster than your comerades.
You should be covered for food, but I'd strongly recommend bringing milk. 1-2 points should be enough.
Hope this helps.

Anonymous 2016-09-14 00:05:36 Post No.31320978
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>>31320847
That's all well and good for most regular desserts, but it's inadvisable against Christmas cakes. To properly deal with those, you need to give them a good spooning.

Anonymous 2016-09-14 00:38:32 Post No.31321402
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>>31318071
Bring as much water as you can carry. Your knees should almost be ready to implode from the weight of the water.

Anonymous 2016-09-14 00:43:01 Post No.31321472
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>>31320847
I have the premium version in sterling silver

Anonymous 2016-09-14 01:12:35 Post No.31321890
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>>31320978
Must...not...laugh...

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>>31320847
>>31320978
Just got my pic related after waiting 8 months. Can't wait to operate with it on some Twix cake.

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