What would /k/ use to neutralize Harambe?

fal

>>31311545
Nothing. I'd let the kid die

fuck his wife

>>31311545
Kel-Tec PF-9

Beauty

>>31311545
Weapons grade memes

Throw the kid's parents in so they can solve their own problem

Welfare, drugs, and gangsta culture.

>>31311545
>>31311567
This.

>>31311545
> not letting the kid return to his troop

>>31311545
I would check my privilege and open a dialogue with him so that we can better understand each other and America can have a brighter future.

>>31311608
This.
>But AH ONLEE LOOKED AWAY FO WUN SECOND
And because of your shitty parenting, we had to sacrifice a Great Ape to save your precious Pavement Ape.

>>31311545
.375 H&H Magnum just so the negligent mom would have permanent hearing damage.

barrel bomb thrown into the enclosure by hand

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>>31311545

Sweet, soft music, and whatever gestures calm Harambes in the wild when they're in stressful situations. And delicious snacks.

.17 HMR, the high velocity let's it perpetrate his skull and the round minimizes recoil so the shooter has a better chance to hit

>>31311948
>perpetrate his skull
kek

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>>31311545

Ape Neutralizer™.

28 elephant tranquilizers

Can apes be trained to use weapons as a man does?

>>31311545
Simple, I air drop the Donald into the enclosure armed with a knife an a tranquilizer gun.

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>>31312411
Forgot pic.
>The liquors in control now, randy

>>31311545
Shoot the little gorilla, let the silver back live.

>>31311545
I'd throw nigger babies at him till I knocked him unconscious.

>>31311545
google image search "gorilla killing gun"

question: answered

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What fucking Daniel Boone hunted the fuckers with

>>31312402
Ever heard the phrase "monkey see, monkey do?"

Also, are you proposing a "set a thief to catch a thief" kind of ape-on-ape strategy?

Like some green beret shit where you train other apes to go insurgent on the Haramb?

>>31311545
Watermelon cannon

>>31311790
Fuck yes

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>>31311933

(Insert obligatory famas joke here)

>>31311545
deagle .50ae obv

(Enter obligatory famas here)

>>31314141
also, dicks out

>>31314100
I don't know if that's what he meant, but it sounds kickass.

Like if they had some of Harambe's cousins suited up in some old GI gear to try and talk him down and use force if they deem it necessary, since they could communicate with him better.

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>>31311545

>>31311578
Underrated

>>31314247
Kekd

>>31311545
A warm embrace

>>31311545
Giving documents that ensure Hillary goes to prison.

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>>31311545
Nobody recommended .50 African Eliminator
>mfw

The bangstick the zookeeper used seems to have worked fine. shame he missed and hit the Gorilla.

>>31311545
muh dick

>>31311545
alcohol and gambling

>>31311545
I'd play a damn daniel vine compilation and wait for the cancer to do its job

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>>31315225
>vine

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RPG

>>31311559
Underrated

My father's disappointment.

What would Harambe use to neutralize /k/?

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>>31315698

>>31311545

i would employ him.

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>>31311545