/k/ommando concealed carry fantasies

>Please tell me you don't do this, /k/
>"this" involves owning firearms

I can assure you that nobody here is doing it.

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>I interrupt domestic disputes in the hopes of gaining female favor
>They will surely see me for the heroic figure I truly am

>>31309713
No. I don't do that

I fantasize going up against a large number of violent dindus and blasting as many of them as I can.

However the thought of going through a pain in the ass legal battle afterwards always puts a damper on that fantasy high.

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>>31309713
the only female i have fantasized about saving from baddies is my mum, m8.

and, i would not really consider it, "fantasizing", more considering tactical scenarios.

>>31309746

TRIGGER DISCIPLINE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>31309797
Do you have sex afterwards or just it just kind of segue into it?

>>31309713
This is really fucked up, but I'm picking my girlfriend up from work tonight. Some creepy dude she talked to from months ago showed up to her work today with a bunch of chocolate and a note that says 'if you don't come get a drink with me I'll bring you one in person'. She's freaked. She let it slip that she is having car troubles and he insisted to give her a ride home tonight, even though she told him I was coming. I'm going to show up early in case this creep doesn't get the message.

I really don't want to have to fight this guy or draw on him. I super don't need that shit in my life right now. Hopefully we can de-escalate the situation, but she's small and scared of this dude and I'll protect her with my life if it comes down to it.

Guys, no means no. If a girl ignores to you for months, she doesn't want to go out with you. If a girl doesn't want to go out with you, don't show up to her work after you haven't spoken to her in months. If you show up to a girls work, and she tells you her man is coming to pick her up, don't tell her that you can pick her up instead.

She's scared because you showed up to her work and she doesn't like you.

Go talk to some other woman, this one isn't interested.

Anyway, I guess it's not a fantasy so much as a shitty situation I find myself in. I have work for the rest of the day but I am so out of it I'm not getting shit done.

It's a stupid fucking fantasy to want this shit to happen. What if we get attacked and I have to shoot this guy? I don't want her to be fucked up for life because I killed someone in front of her, at her job. She won't be able to work there anymore. She'll never look at me the same way. I still might get arrested even though it's self defense and I still might have a civil case if there are no criminal charges. That's not something I want to put her or anyone else I love through. No one wants to see someone they care about get arrested for protecting you.

I hope everyone is safe tonight.

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>I cannot believe that man and that woman are having an argument
>I need to put a stop to it

>>31309923
Call the police, dumbass. You don't like the fantasy? Good, live in reality where we have people specifically paid to deal with this crap. Carry your piece by all means, but let the cops handle it.

>>31309923
Good luck Anon. I really hope you don't have to kill anyone tonight

>>31309923
I gonna cum on the back of your girls neck

I'm gonna slap her fat jowls around and fuck the jowl creases like they are a pussy,

There's nothing you can do about it, little man.

>>31309923
C O P S

Tell them he grabbed her thigh and you saw it happen. Fuck, are you this retarded?

>>31309993
I'm absolutely going to call the cops if be shows.

>>31310004

Thank you so much. Hopefully nothing happens and everyone goes home tonight.

>>31309785
This. It's fun to fantasize about playing the hero and putting down a bunch wannabe-ISIS "refugee" types, but the ensuing shitstorm would wreck me. That's what I get for being a Syrup.

>>31309713
In elementary school I used to fantasize about the school being invaded and fighting back. Usually everyone else died though, girls included.

I have operator fantasies of saving my trans gf from evil skinheads or something, though I'd actually never want to go through that, mostly for her sake

>inb4 >her
>inb4 the thread derails

>>31311597
Should have just said gf if you didn't want the thread to derail.

Bit of an attention grabbing move there senpai

>>31309724
can confirm
guns r bad high capacity scares me a little desu

>>31311662
Why would evil skinheads attack a random woman?

>>31311784
This pretty much

It's all about the moral and physical victory, because paladin fantasies are where it's at

>>31309923
keep us updated pal

>>31309746
Honestly he's not terrible looking. If he ditched the trench coat, he'd be decent.

Sometimes I fantasize about fighting off an attacker and protecting my wife's son so she'll be nicer to me.

>>31310111
False rape accusation?

Mattress girl please go

>>31312052
I'm in the parking lot. Got here about 30 minutes ago. She gets off in 9 minute. I'm parked in the corner with my back to the wall and my USP on my hip. I've got a clear line of sight to her. She's inside with one coworker with the doors locked.

I don't think he will show. I can see every entrance. I took a shower, I put on a collared shirt, khaki pants, and brushed my hair in case I have to talk to the police.

He sent some further disgusting text messages. I'll have some things to discuss with him if he shows up.

Car is running, ready to go. This poor bastard doesn't know that I have PTSD.

>>31312171
Why does he have her phone number?

>>31312171
>discuss with him
no, report to the police, don't talk to him.

>>31312093

>has actual neckbeard
>not terrible looking

>>31312093
you have low standards dude

>>31312190

Because he fucked her already.

Anon's girlfriend is a cheating slut manipulating him into dealing with this guy so she doesn't get outed for fornicating behind enemy lines.

I know how hoes act.

>>31312190
She gave it to him at a party before we were together. Hasn't spoken to him since. You could say she is regretting the decision.

>>31312303
Does she not have a modern phone?
She can block the numbers

>>31309746
I just realized he's tilting the foregrip to resemble the thompson foregrip..

>>31312266
BLACKED

After the Orlando nightclub shooting I fantasized about going John Wick on some Islamists under colorful lighting while some gay ass music plays in the background.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=w-HSoOFdJ3s

>>31311597
hi eric

>>31309713
Not so much a fantasy but I spend a lot of time at home with my 85 year old grandmother who frequents the local casino. It's always in the back of my mind that some dindu is going to see her as an easy target and follow her back home. If that hhappens and im home then it's 3 inches of 00 Winchester.

>>31309713
Everyone fantasies about their guns making them more manly. Nothing wrong with it bro

>>31312303
>what are restraining orders
>what are harassment laws
>what are modern phones that can block numbers
>what is calling your provider and saying you are getting nuisance calls


If you sperg out, magdump and miss, you are going to prison and he is free to do horrible things to her.

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>>31312093
Meh, pity date/10 If he'd dress like a normie and could hold a conversation we could be but---- I mean range buddies.

>>31309713

That's an oddly specific thing to gripe about, familia.
You sure you haven't fantasized about it yourself?

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>>31309713
>Be me, at the gay bar
>Talking to some hot twink when the doors slam open and someone screams
>A large turban-wearing gentleman walks in with an ak-47, and begins firing into the crowd
>Diving behind the bar, I draw my .45 and put him down with a single shot to the heart
>Hailed as a hero
>Interviewed on the news
>Become a Pink Pistols activist
>Protect gun rights in America by turning liberals rhetoric against them
It's only a dream, but dreams set you free.

Why carrying shooting should be your last option. De escalate, flee, shoot.

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>be you
>late at night, home in bed
>so cozy. so safe. so-
>*CRASH* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD*
>your least favorite ethnicities are attacking!
>good thing you know the building well
>arm yourself with your _______
>you have nerves of steel
>an almost practiced readiness
>there is no fear. no regret.
>only blood and hot steel.
dont you lie to me, anon.

>>31309713
>not fantasizing about saving my wife from robbers/psychos/protesters/terrorists/communists/zombies/raptors/ayys/etc.

>>31314183
I bought that same foregrip for my first AR and set it the same way. Then the POS broke because I paid $5 for it.

>>31309713
>Practice fervently with my cc.
>Hope to god I never have to use it.

>Have a shottie by my bedroom door that I never practice with seriously.
>Hope that someone busts in at 3am so I can kill them while naked.

No idea why.