Brit/k/uck thread

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>steel

A bit overkill lad

>>31218565
>INB4 OP is arrested for brandishing an offensive weapon and is sent to prison for 40 years.

>>31218585
I have a license for all of my spoons. It's an extension of my TV license. A bargain at an extra £300 a year. Subject to weekly inspections and random drop-ins without warrant.

>>31218565

Yank here, what are you guys allowed to have?

>>31218565
>not even etched cutlery
get gud, OP

Even fucking NHS hospitals have etched cutlery these days.

>>31218565
you got a license for those spoons lad?
And by the looks of it you've got an assault strainer as well. THAT'S gunna land you some jail time.

>>31218565
>Maltesers
Good taste for a britcuck.

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>>31218565
burger here, what do you think of my weenie roaster? some people were pointing and whispering at the campground but I don't understand why, it works great on larger sausages. it even comes with a detachable wooden handle

>>31218565
Hope you got your spoon license on hand cause I just reported you.

>>31218565

these threads make me hold my salt rifle extra tight at night

>>31219063
It's nice cutlery, I'll give you that. But the etching gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever. Unless you were planning to auction it off as a collector's item.