self defence for langolers

>>31215632
>So hypothetical if came across a langolers what weapon o harm it?
Best defense would be a DMC-12 mounted temporal distortion device.

>>31215632
That miniseries terrified the shit out of me.

Was kinda freaked out of the chain chomp from Mario 64 afterwards too because of how similar they looked.

>>31215632
A knife. Guns can't hurt them remember. Something to do with the teliphonic attachment. You got to use Melee weapons.

Please don't buy a gun.

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Daily reminder that Stephen King is an anti-gun stooge.

>>31215632
I remember those faggoty low res langelier fuckers.
I could take them with my bare hands

>>31215632
You need to be 21 to conceal carry.

Ask your mom's state police boyfriend to come with you when detecting, he can give you safety tips and demonstrate what to do if the langolers show up.

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>>31215810
I wish he was pro funz.

I don't know about langoliers, but vans fuck up Stephen King pretty badly.

>>31216707
3/10, too obvious

>>31216687
That's rich coming from a hack writer.

>>31216707
We also wish you weren't born.

Sincerely /k/

>>31216687
sounds good to be t.b.h

>>31216736
Fuck off you white-loving piece of shit. I only came here to see fascist gun nuts like you rage. Your thread was posted on /lit/.

>>31215632
....are you 12 or just retarded, you literally write so horribly that I started to feel braincells die reading your first sentence

>>31217611
Or maybe he doesn't speak English as a first language, retard. Fucking ethnocentric American bigot.

>>31217611
hatters gonna hate ust here to talk about guns bub

>>31217638
sure do speak it lumploaf, boen and raise american

>>31215751
I thought guns wouldn't work because the propellants become temporally static, then again, that only applies to anything found inside the Langoverse, a gun you bring with you should remain temporally dynamic enough to fire any ammo you find... possibly.

>>31218149
from the movie i believe the langolers work by kinteic energy and speed i think if you had a gun fired it backwards at them, not front wards, it should impact. the langolere seem to be pretty weak composition maybe similar to a fish and should punctur and bleed out if holow point used. a dum dum bulet or black talon would probably kill on instant.

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>>31216790
A thread. About fighting langoleers. Was posted in /lit. And you. A liberal self-hating jew. Came to /k/ to protest politics. On a thread about fighting fictional temporal monsters. You actually came here. To this thread. To seriously discuss politics.

>>31218176
Yeah, that mouth just eliminates any matter it touches.

>>31218184
Source dat image? Is it from a movie?

>>31218240
its from the langolers near the end when they are running from the langoleers at the airport

>>31218312
maybe he means the leighton figma with gundam hands and shotgun

maybe he's not that retarded though

>>31218240
found it here in a random /tg/ thread, it's just a professor layton figure with modded hands as best as I know

>>31216770
>That's rich coming from a hack writer.

Living in Maine, no less- one of the purest white enclaves

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>>31216729
Whenever people say "It's easier to get [arbitrary thing] than guns", I reply with "So make it easier to get that thing" and they will usually break into why you shouldn't be able to get that thing either.

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>>31216729
GIVE EVERYONE PAIN MEDS AND HORROR STORIES

TAKE AWAY THE GUNS

THANK YOU BASED STEPHEN KING YOUR TO SMART 4ME

>>31218386
right on

>>31215632
>be horror writer
>write about murders, demonic possession, demonic activity, blood, gore, etc etc
>complain about freedom, guns, and trump

I read a paper last year about the twisted antigun liberal mindset - they are generally so full of fear and self loathing that they lash out at things like guns because they subconsciously fear what they would do with one, since they have death on the noggin. Basically their minds are kinda like Stephen King's books.
This is why if you CAN get a antigun libtard to actually shoot a firearm at a range (make sure it has a suppressor on it and it's a small caliber so they do not soil their tampon right away) they will often decide that guns are the most fun thing they have ever seen in their miserable life.

TLDR Being afraid of something often means not understanding it correctly. That is not so bad - but raging and campaigning to take the scary thing away from EVERYONE else in a country that was founded on and by guns is just asinine, dangerous and childish.

PS Stephen King books are shit

>>31216687
>>31216650
Why does he look like someone who got their face torn off by a monkey and reconstructed?

Stephen King books are filled with the benis

>>31218666
King is a kiddie diddler it is very evident in his books. He never misses a chance to talk about underage weeners.

>>31218461
>I read a paper last year about the twisted antigun liberal mindset

I call bullshit on a Trump supporter actually reading anything.

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>>31218461
>they are generally so full of fear and self loathing that they lash out at things like guns because they subconsciously fear what they would do with one

100% concentrated this

it surprised the fuck out of me when i got my librul friend to realize this out loud. dude had no trust in himself and admitted fucking STRANGE shit like having the urge to jump off of high places but no suicidal tendencies or the odd feeling that if he were to get into a car accident he wanted to hit as many people as possible so they would "feel" his pain even if they weren't responsible for the crash

dude was a fucking creeper disguised in the flesh of societal norms

>>31216729
I work in pharma. This isn't true at all. Hell what he should be saying that it's harder for someone to get medications for opiate addictions than opiates themselves.

once again my forum posts are best to provide rationl discussions and get people reallt tinking about the wordl around them and it works out good when the trol stay away

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>>31215632
>slowly rips paper

Just when I thought there could be nothing more obscure in the world, I see this on /k/. MFW

If I could have a favorite out of the stupidly obscure miniseries I would say Desperation. That was scary good fun and hit me with the skinwalker feels before I knew what that was.

>>31218839
>them feels
I keep telling people, old fags in forty years are gonna be trading Twilight Zone/Outer Limits stories and "when I was young the internet wasn't so X" gripes.

>>31218507
Because he was in a car crash, which ruined both his face and the ending to the dark tower series

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>>31219110
i know how you feel bub I grew up with twilight zone but now people dont even know what it is , my friends see it and say oh its ghost dog i didnt know he did another show

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>>31215632
Swing a toaster by its cord like the jew kid in the book

>>31219256
stop post this you lumploaf son of ***** its not funny anymore