Conversations guns have in the gun store.

>>31206400
>I want to shoot my load on some dumb bitch's face, anyone feel me?

>>31206400
Glock variants
>Yelling about which version is best

AR and AK variants
>Fighting between which one is superior

>>31206400
[generic hentai dialogue concerning molestation by strangers]

>>31206400
Sig
>pick me up kid, you know I'm worth the money!
Glock
>pick me up kid, you can't afford that rusty bastard :^)

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Taurus
>I get to kick my feet up and get cozy, feel bad for my revolverbros though, semi auto life is comfy

Glock
>I seriously hate the fucking faggots working here, this guy was admin in the army for 2 years, got kicked out, and now hands me out to all his customers while talking about combat effectiveness

Ruger
>thi..this is nice, nobody even touches me. Feel bad for the 1911's though, RIP

Kimber
>heh..heh, hey AK, w..whats up homie?

AK
>why does this honkey kimber 1911 always try to hang out with me

hi point: IM A GLAWK

GUISE

GUISEEE I'M A GLAWK

Desert Eagle
>Oh god another one. NO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE TYRONE! YOU CAN'T BUY ME WITH YOUR EBT CARD.

Wow this thread is cringey as fuck. Go back to /r/guns you have to be 18 to post here

>>31206400
le6920 priced at $1600
>Why won't anyone buy me ;-;

That's the most egregious example, but I imagine it's the same for all of their guns. I can only assume they stay in business thanks to the random idiot who buys without researching first and transfer fees.

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>>31206400
> Glocks
Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!

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did someone say glock

>>31209281
Kek.

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>>31206400
I'm triggered.