Hi /k/, greetings from /tg/

>>31195131
"Holding a Mosin with a pistol grip"
"A tactical spork hangs from his belt"
"Wearing a gas mask with no filter"

>>31195500
>pistol grip
Bubba no

>>31195131
Has the most gigantic optic on his weapon, practically a 3 inch glass disk on each end, and appears to use it gleefully.

Has a breaching shotgun in a scabbard on the left side of his pack.

Has a syringe full of heroin tucked behind his ear.
http://gawker.com/ex-seals-found-dead-on-captain-phillips-boat-overdose-1569566591

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>>31195500
That's the stuff!

>>31195577
http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/20/world/asia/seychelles-maersk-deaths/

^ Remember kids, don't use heroin after drinking and partying all night on a boat

>he keeps suggesting I shouldn't worry

Has a fetish for olive drab short shorts and the Rhodesian Bush war. Only compatible with an FAL load out obviously

>>31195131
Practices Kraut space magic

"Idiotic skull balaclava and tacticool accessories"
"Only responds to and refers to people using (made up on the spot) codenames"
"Really likes knives"
"Chainsaw bayonet"
"Biker-gang aesthetic gear"
"Most generic operator alive"

"Ends every sentence with 'over'"
"Has a neon-green rifle slung around his neck"
"Can count on one hand how many people he's shot"
"Prefers sleeping in a bag on the ground than a bed"
"Wears a flak-jacket and cargo shorts jingling with ammo"
"Whispers 'remove kebab' under his breath occasionally"
"Wears a balaclav under a beret"
"Has 12 feet of parachuting cord wrapped around his shoulder"

"regularly ND's inside the house"
"spends as much on anime as he spends on Russian milsurp"
"Wears a plate carrier and white toed sneakers"
"Has a My Little Pony jock strap"
"Cleans cosmoline with vodka"

Some slightly more serious ones

"Only wears plain colours (OD, feldgrau, tan)"
"Armed with a massive handcannon of a sidearm"
"Anal-retentive about gun safety"
"Has a grappling hook, and will take any excuse to use it"
"Really just likes to hurt people, money is a bonus"
"Bad at tying bootlaces"

>>31195131

"Rumored to have a flask in one of his pouches"
"Is wearing an almost impractical number of patches"
"Is borderline fanatical about 'the grooming standard'"
"Never wastes an opportunity to say a movie quote"
"When referring to his rifle, always does so affectionately"
"Appears to wear sunglasses no matter the time or place"
"Old and with a crazed glint in his eyes"

>>31195131
You better come back and tell us what the website name is, I want to use it.

>>31195500
Decided to think up a few more senpai

"Uses a katana as a bayonet"
"Wears a bug out bag full of nothing but ammo"
"Drinks nothing but vodka, and only squats instead crouching"

>>31195131
>Regularly reminisces about wars he was too young to fight in
>Always waiting for an excuse to shout "GOOKS INSIDE THE WIRE!"
>Uses his Mosin Nagant bolt to massage his prostate
>Wears a frilly dress over his BDU
>Insists he is Jack Churchill reincarnated and carries a claymore into battle
>Actually believes that the Leopard I was the best tank to ever exist
>Faps to futa porn
>Keeps pocket hentai in his cargo pants
>Doesn't actually want to be here
>Speaks only in broken Russian and Polish
>Dragon dildo connoisseur
>Has a tattoo that says "CHEEKI BREEKI"

>>31195131
"He looks like he has 300 confirmed kills and is trained in gorilla warfare."

Clarkson: "All we know is, he's called Sergei."

>>31195131
"Carries a completely blue, though poorly painted, C96 Broomhandle with a MLP sticker on it. You can feel the autism come from it."
"40mm didlo grenade launcher on his side."
"Wearing short shorts that are too short for him"
""I don't have time to read this", that's what the patch says"
"Is not afraid of being naked"
"Will occasionally yell ANUUU CHEEKI BREEKI"
"Fake Russian accent"
"Smells like cosmoline"
"Equipped with a Desert brand Desert Eagle"
"Wears ushanka with flaps down"
"Occasionally will say "nothing personal, kid."
"Unironically loves to use kambit knives"
"Do not bring up UCP, repeat, DO NOT BRING UP UCP AROUND HIM"
"Will bring around jars of piss to throw at his enemies"
"Brownies trigger him"
"Carries around his MRE bags so he can later shit in them"
"Worried, constantly watching eyes"
"Finds tucked in pants sexy."
"Created a short barrel rifle using only a Nerf stock and a Hi-point"
"Carries a fleshlight as a baton"
"To this day, awaits the orders "EQUIP BAYONETS""
"Too much tacticool gear for one man"
"The mere mentioning of gun control will result in him raging"
"Anime ski-mask. Anime on gun. Anime patches. Anime and anime accessories"
"Is humming "Remove kebab""
"Likes to load thick napalm paste and magnesium in 10 gauge shells"
"Carries a backpack full of Hooah! bars and vodka"
"Will occasionally ask if you gun is a Famas"

Are these details gonna be like Fallout 1 & 2 where you can observe everything? I loved those little things where you can observe shit.

>>31197937
>Desert brand Desert eagle
>humming "Remove kebab"

fucking newfags

>>31197937
>"EQUIP BAYONETS"

lurk moar

"Smells like Vodka"
"Has a bandolier of pineapple grenades"
"Has a pocketwatch with a photo of some Anime girl on the inside"
"Is wearing a full black tracksuit, black sneakers and a full-face gas mask"
"Is carrying a shotgun with an under-barrel shotgun"
"Is wearing a tactical vest with every pocket holding a flask of varying alcohols"
"Is wearing a tactical vest with every pocket holding anime figurines"
"He has made napalm before. He is missing both eyebrows"
"Has a claymore hanging in front of his groin"

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gonna try and spice this up with shit i'd actuall like to play

personality quirks
>HATES AK pattern rifiles and constantly talks about his AR (accuracy, customizable, etc.)
>HATES AR pattern rifles and constantly talks about his AK (reliability, durability etc.)
>Collects pictures of other people's girlfriends and occasionally sells them
>eats and carries only MRE's even if theres an abundance of other food
>Believes in all kinds of supernatural fauna (chupacabra, yeti, skinwalkers etc.) and actively keeps protective charms or practices to keep the group safe. "Everyone stop, I think I smell copper"
>Is atrocious at weapon identification
>constantly asks if he can shoot the civilians
>Is full Deus Vult

descriptions
>Wearing deerhunter camo bought from local sporting goods store
>Collection of Scalps
>Has several medals pinned to his uniform that dont seem to be his
>Is wearing a motor cycle helmet in place of his standard issue helmet.
>His rifle has at least 3 flashlights
>All his gear is spraypainted
>Keeps a German Steilhandgrenate on his belt
>His grenade bandolier is adorned with Glocks

>>31196625
"Is borderline fanatical about 'the grooming standard'"

>POLICE THAT MOU-STACHE!

>>31195131
"Unironically thinks voting for Hillary is a good idea"
"Takes every oppurtunity to say 'No Russian'"
"Believes in our dark lord and destroyer, Cthulhu"
"Believes that machetes are the gold standard of zombie apocalypse melee weaponry, and owns several"
"His only gun is a black powder musket, and he wears a tricone hat everywhere he goes"
"This operator may live in Britain, but he paints up his nerf guns to be as scary and tactical as any real gun"
"The kind of person who thinks fedoras are actually cool, but doesn't have any of the physical attributes that show it"
"They say this operator once spent ten years in the wild with only a taurus revolver and a roll of duct tape"

>>31195131
Dick Grips

KNIFE HANDS FOR EVERYTHING

DOUBLE KNIFE HANDS WHEN EXTRA AMGRY

>>31199047
"He walks around with his hands back in his hoodie sleeves holding knives, insisting he lost his hands and replaced them in a tragic boat propeller accident"

"Accidentally burned down a forest with homemade napalm"
"Forgot his pants but not his stance"
"Follow his tracers"
"Don't ask him why he needs his rifle"
"If you see him running, try to keep up"
"Squats on anything that's connected to the ground"
"Shoots his sideam like a rifle for increased accuracy"
"Has a Glock connected to a rifle grenade stick"
"Forever on standby for the next crusade, or the next ethnic cleansing"

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Habitually uses dip (skoal, copenhagen) and becomes irritable, (some fucking minus to wisdom or charisma) for every day/hour without it.

>"Wears an armored fursuit; habitually attempts to fuck enemy corpses."
>"Occasionally sustains genital injury from inappropriate handling of weapons."
>"May or may not store ammo for the heavy MG within his anal cavity."
>"Will occasionally throw a Glock into a room which is being breached."
>"Reeks of Absolut, cosmoline, and Windex."
>"Dresses up like a member of the Waffen SS, refuses to speak anything but German. Strong aversion to gold stars."
>"Keeps a picture of an anime girl in his pocket to stare at during rests."

>>31199345
>"Occasionally sustains rectal injury from inappropriate handling of weapons"

ftfy

Gets pissed off if you suggest putting an optic on an AK pattern rifle

"His gun has so many modifications and attachements you can't tell what it used to be"

>>31195131

>ctrl + f
>spoon
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"Killed a man with an MRE spoon"

also

"Fucked his squadmate's magazine well."

>>31199675
I said spork, if that's any consolation.

>>31195131
>abuses stimulants
>insists that certain MREs are bad luck
>prefers iron sights
>has a giant bowie knife
>cuts loose ends off bootlaces before a mission
>uses incomprehensible jargon and acronyms
>thousand yard stare

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>has tinfoil lining under his combat helmet
>has "your ass here" written on his right boot
>helmet has a bullseye drawn on the front of it with "make it clean" written above it
>refuses to wear a combat helmet, claims this grants him plot armor
>doodles pic related on everything

>>31195131
"Looks like a big guy, possibly for you."
"Covered in mayonnaise, looking oddly aroused"

>has the "Bridge over the River Kwai" theme permanently stuck in his head. Whistles it loudly all the time, quickly becomming annoying.

>is an ex marine. Full on motto bonner, covered in motto tattos, will talk about his time in the marines every chance he gets, randomly spouts "HOORA" and "DEVIL DOG", sports the tightest high-and-tight and neatly rolls up his sleeves. Was in fact a POG during his one year and a half of service.

>never finds the right pouch on the first try

>wears a Guy Fawkes mask

>wears a czech Mraky camo smock

>desperately tries to grow an operator beard, is stuck with a dirty looking neckbeard and mexican moustache

>has too much backup for his backups. two flashlights with two sets of batteries each, two folding e-tools, way too many knives, several paracord bracelets on each arm, paracord wraps on litterally everything, two radios, two sidearms and so on

>has straightened the pins of his grenades and practices pulling them with his teeth, luckily, the ones he carries are inert
>has a stockpile of punji sticks he has smeared with his feces
>has cut crosses with his knife to the tips of his bullets
>has also tried to fill hollow points with various chemicals

>>31195131
WHY IS RAIL ON GLORIOUS KALASHNIKOV RIFLE?

Violently advocates (9mm/.45/7.62/5.56) as the only effective caliber. Ignores counterarguments.

Pies every corner, back at base.

Rereading the Art of War for the 32nd time, insists he is 'still learning things'.

Works out fanatically 'for his health', smokes 3 packs and drinks hard every day he can.

"Rights 'Sorry' in sharpie on every bullet"
"Insists his time in the military was to learn discipline, but still doesn't do anything anyone says"

>wears his plate carrier to the range