you now own all the guns
>>31194604
Best and probably most realistic reaction
>>31193800
>>31193800
>>31193800
We talking one of every gun ever made or every single gun in the world?
>>31193800
>mfw I can finally fuck all the guns
Something about this.
>>31193800
Wait..I don't have any bullets.
>>31194645
both
>>31193800
>You now own every single gun in the world through some weird magic
>No military or police force anywhere has guns anymore
>No former gun manufacturer can start making more, you have the machining
>Time to get to work
>Quit your job
>Call all the military forces across the world
>"Awww yawww, I heard ya'll need sum gats."
>Cum inside the action of every firearm you send to the military
>Use the stupid amounts of money you made off this to build a factory in your backyard
>Fuck any legality issues, buy a Chihuahua and watch the police cower in fear knowing they cannot shoot it
>Hire all the former gun manufacturers to make more guns
>Every single newly made gun gets cummed in by you before being sent all across the world
>Anytime a war is declared you laugh upon your throne made of pure gold as your testicles rest on an ice pack and Taiwanese lady boys rub cosmoline on your nipples, knowing every time someone gets shot, they get shot with a gun you've cum inside
>>31193800
I CAN MAKE DIAMOND DOGS REAL
>>31194737
YES!!! YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSS!! FUND IT IVAN, FUND IT!!
>>31194737
>>31193800
>>31194737
Having cold balls can cause lower sperm count. Axe the ice pack.
>>31193800
>>31193800
>me before
>Me after
>>31193800
Ya know I use to dream about that. But I'd be "now what" after shooting off every gun.
Probably sell them. Keep the good ones for myself.
>>31193800
>>31197009
That was a damn good music video
>>31193800
I was listening to this when I found this thread:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4BI1dT1F3qY
Felt good