>Wife asks if I want a PSL, in text message
>Says they are having a beginning of fall sale and they are half off
>I assume she means the gun.
>I say "FUCK YES I LOVE YOU"
>Grudgingly drink my Pumpkin Spice Latte about 20 minutes later.
Acronyms suck /k/.
>>31192504
She must have been wondering why you were so excited for a pumpkin spice latte
My wife texted me asking if I wanted to get fucked in the ass. I thought she was being sexually adventurous. Come to find out, she was signing up for the Affordable Care Act.
>>31192547
She was wondering why I had my range bag out on the coffee table. When I told her she totally understood. She doesn't like funs as much as I do. But she's a Slavboo.
>>31192504
At least she thinks you love her
>>31192596
Nyuk nyuk nyuk
>>31192504
aww, thats just cruel
ITT: Normalfags
>>31192596
ba dum tish
>Waifu asks if I want a MAS 49/56
>You're God damn right I do!
>Waifu comes home
>power goes out, all progress was unsaved
>>31192725
More like
>ba dum TUSH.