Ultimate doggo? the /k/omondor.
>>31188257
they require lots of maintenance and have skin problems iirc
>>31188270
they still look badass af.
>>31188257
Not a weapon but I agree. They're heard dogs so a fun fact about them.
>if you have small children and raise the komondor with them, the dog will herd the children into an area and nudge them back to the group if they stray away.
Pretty cheap babysitter
>>31188282
>>31188282
English sheepdogs will do this as well
>>31188282
they also live a long time so your child (probably) won't have to deal with their death while they are young.
>>31188337
Yeah, right now I'm stuck in n apartment so no go for me, but I am hoping to get some property soon. If so the komondor is a dog I jave always wanted. They're sweet dogs, fiercely loyal too
>>31188257
>>31188279
Looks like Whoopi Goldberg and those albino twins from that Matrix movie fucked and shit a dog out.
>>31188282
>cheap
>food budget for a gigantic doggo
Pick one.
>>31188392
>he doesn't feed his dog tasty leftovers
Stop wasting food
>>31188257
>>31188279
>>31188304
>>31188337
Yo, this pupper looks like those things in old car washes that used to fuck up your mirrors and antennas
>>31188270
they also cant see anything and will run into and knock over people and trees by accident
same as old English sheep dog
>>31188468
>knock over trees
wtf, is this Paul Bunyan's dog? also most people get pupper's groomed dumbass
>>31188468
Absolutely not true. We had an English sheepdog growing up and that hound never ran into anything.
>>31188501
kek
>>31188492
cool anecdotal evidence
>>31188380
Have a (You).
>>31188392
t. Someone who has never paid a babysitter or daycare.
>>31188501
I been. Driftin' along in the same stale ol' shoes. And you've since, tying the noose in the back
Of my mind.
>>31188380
how can a woman have sex with two women and get kids
>>31188488
only small trees
>groomed
still not enough
>>31188492
mine fell off an embankment and died from a broken hip
This looks like one of those dogs that you'd spend an hour petting while watching TV and then it moves and you realize you've literally been petting it's ass hold region the entire time
>>31188540
That's sad Anon
>>31188578
I legit laughed out loud at that
>>31188418
This dog literally looks like that hippy girl on your college campus that keeps trying to hand you pamphlets when you're just trying to get to the cafeteria
This dog literally looks like the pubis of my babushka
This dog literally looks like a swiffer sweeper but in an horse form
but who was /k/angal?
>>31188896
Why does that doggo have spines?
>>31188257
The Caucasian Ovcharka is clearly the most /k/ doggo 220 pounds of muscle and teeth. It's the guard dog of choice for the Russians prisons system!
>>31188257
nah, i need a guard dog that's both fun and comfy when it curls up against me in bed. those dreads look like they feel and smell awful.
i'll stick with GSDs and huskies. the latter are shit at being guard dogs, but people are intimidated by them for some reason
>>31189015
because it protects livestock from wolves
>>31189015
Gotta proteck ya neck in da hood.
>>31189197
Worth noting these dogs are bred to hunt motherfucking bears
>>31188896
>>31189197
are there any good crossbreed with shepherds? I really like the size of those two dogs but i'm more fan of a wolflike appereance.
The only "race" that comes into my mind is the so called "King Shepherd"
>>31188270
No, they are a livestock guardian breed, they live outside with the flock/herd, they are basically zero maintanence but they are not pets and will not tolerate being indoors away from their charges.
>>31189197
Those dogs are simply a meme. Their aggression is fear based from being unsocialised. Dont drink breeders koolaid.
Newfoundlands or go home.
>A true sweetheart, but with enough strength to protect you innawoods
> Can be trained to carry stuff
> Will save you innawater if something goes wrong
And they overall just don't give a fuck.
German shephards are the only true answer.
I love goldens and weimaraners, but before I was born my parents' house got broken into and their golden didn't do shit, probably tried to play with the guy. If they'd had the german that we had when I was in my teens that my grandpa trained, the guy would need a crotch transplant
>stealthy
>vicious
>superb hearing
no better commandog