Post your ideal operator scenario, m8s

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>>31186394
>SHTF, maybe zambie apocalypse, maybe civilization fell, who knows
>Stay in touch with /k/ best I can
>Find as many /k/ traps as possible
>Meet up with them to form a "militia"
>Actually just kidnap all the traps and bring them to a rape bunker
>Amputate their limbs, dress them up as 2hu characters
>Only refer to them as the character they're dressed as, their old life is gone
>Enjoy the rest of my life with my qt stumpy 2hu harem

>>31186394
>clock in at 7 in the morning
>work until lunch
>eat packed lunch
>clock out at 6
>go home to modest sized rural house
>eat dinner wife and family
>plink at cans with a. 22 with crotch spawn on the porch after they finish homework
>tuck them in after reading story and making sure they brush thier teeth
>lock the door and have sex with wife
>talk about trivialities before drifting off to sleep

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>>31186586
>Life in the states goes to shit: Framed for a crime I didn't commit, get cucked, two weeks away from retirement when, etc...
>Grab all my operator gear and head to kebabistan or wherever latest terrorist cell is
>Operating on my own for weeks, living in bombed out buildings, almost out of food and water, still no sign of kebab leader after searching a fuck ton of caves
>One night during my patrols I round a corner and bump into someone
>It's a qt short redhead who had the same situation happen to her in the states
>Turns out we have same goal in mind
>We become operating buddies, we go through hell together, sappy movie-like romance scene where we make love before confronting kebab leader
>Kill kebab leader next day but I am mortally wounded, all recorded on my go-pro
>Drag kebab leader's dead body to US Embassy, toss his dead body onto a jammed M16/4 with a victory screech
>US soldiers and news crews rush over to interview me
>Give a snarky one liner (complete with finger guns) as I die in my operatin' waifu's arms
>Waifu gives birth to child only a week later
>Son grows up to operate and repeat the cycle

>>31186718
you know shes a CIA plant tho, Right? No way you run into some grill in the middle east like that, let alone a westerner, let alone one that coincidentally is in the same situation as you.

Shes going to kill you in your sleep for your crimes, Anon.

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>>31186887
Even better. At least 10 times more tragic. Also it's called a fantasy for a reason.

The dumb berniggers in Seattle stage an actual Communist revolution, and, for some reason, all the military assets in the PNW are deployed at once (possibly due to China starting shit). This gives me the chance to go innawoods and play WOLVERINES in the mountains until the feds get sick of their shit and drop a city buster on Seattle.

>>31187055
>And then the wedding bells ring.
Just like that? You are pretty easy.

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>>31186718
>It's a qt short redhead
Is this your waifu?

>>31187279
Don't know who she is, but that looks about right/what I imagine.

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>>31187055
>nigger edit

Literally why

>>31186394
I got involved with a mission where our entire solar system to the last asteroid must be moved away from the way of a massive near light-speed mass particle spray.

The particle spray was created by an exploding star blowing up 10000000000 years ago in dead space, a star so huge it had black holes as planets. The black holes were destroyed in the blast, but not without a fight: the gravity field of one of them acted as a lens and focused a stream of ultra high charged mass particles, accidentally coming this way.

I got involved with this task. I've been hanging around in our vessel but I have really nothing to do, so I just lit up a joint and ask girls passing by if they fancy giving me a blowjob,

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>>31186887
>Shes going to kill you in your sleep for your crimes, Anon.
>implying
http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58356470
>>31187297
Ayesha. An OC made by an artists who's called Dutchko. I guess she was made for you anon.
>>31187300
Some people like caramel, others like chocolate anon

>the ebola-aids:2 virus goes airborn and kills 70-80 percent of humanity within a week
>survivors are immune to said ebola-aids:2 virus
>spend a few weeks travelling around the countryside scavenging for food and playing with guns I find in dead peoples houses
>occassionally go into [nearby major metopolitan area], shoot raiders, and loot sporting goods stores and sex shops
>eventually run into qt about to about to be murdered/raped/eaten/etc
>save her, team up and revenge against raiders who killed her parental figure(s)
>make qt mai waifu
>settle down after a few years of hoarding tengas and keltec sub 2000's
>found a settlement with a vast trading and courier system across the moja-... desolate north america
>its actually just an elaborate ruse to find more tengas and meme guns,
ill have airplane hangers full of guns, itll look like that scene at the end of the shitty indiana jones movie where they show the big government warehouse. except instead of holy relics, itll be mosins and hi point products with random tengas mixed in.

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>North Korea finally invades
>Get sent as augment for 3rd MarDiv
>Get to operate onna radio and call for fire support
>Rip a nork in half with bear hands
or
>Beat a nork with his own arm
>mfw when I realize my arms finally big

I just want big arms.

>being innawoods after shtf civilization crumbled
>band of survivors who are /k/ as fuck
>we set up a small hut village
>start getting raided by sasquatch who try to steal our food and take our women
>we have to hunt them down and exterminate them
>it's a bloody battle, sasquatches coming from behind trees in ambush and lifting dudes up and just ripping their limbs off
>we take out their soldiers and head innacave and rescue the women
>head home and build a society modeled after Rome
>rebuild society

>>31187403
NEEDS MORE DARKNESS AND BIGGER LIPS

>>31187403
>>31187434

Fuck I hate when porn artists make 50 million versions of every single conceivable variation of each one of their pictures. Like fuck off, just leave it the way it is, if you want to see it another way just draw another picture, I'm not saving 20 gigabytes of the same goddamn image to my harddrive.

>>31187492

No stop I don't want 50 versions of the same image clogging up my hard drives I have enough problems with collecting this shit already

you cant collect cities anyway you autist they're huge and well defended and hitler got into a ton of trouble last time he tried

>>31187341
>Check his pixiv
>Lots of gore, rape, and death porn
What is wrong with the nips?

>>31187580

>"seem" illiterate

>>31187612
>He
>Nip
She's a gook with lots of surplus and airshit

>>31186718
oh wow, it's like GSG

>>31187646
GSG?

>>31186586
>average ''''straight'''' /k/ weeaboo

>>31187472
As a furry, I feel your pain.
>version with a dick
>version with a different type of dick
>version with a vagina
>version with a dick and a vagina
>version with no cum
>version with tons of cum
It gets ridiculous at a point, and you stop trying to figure out which one was the original.

>>31187660
Gunslinger Girl

>End of the world, nuclear holocaust or disease outbreak resulting in new military states worldwide
>Hole up in bunker out in the wilderness for a few months/a year or two
>finally get sick of being alone with my Nugget and my Kalash, venture back into society
>become black-market dealer providing weapons and ammo to rebel cells in exchange for food, commodities and sex
>Finally, just before a big rebellion starts, rat them all out to the government
>Enjoy my existence as head of neo-SS
>all the amenities I could desire and a qt second in command with long dark hair and honest devotion to me and to my cause.

feels good man.

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>>31186394
>Get call on phone
>Old geriatric woman on phone screams "Help, I think I'm being robbed
>Quickly grab pen and paper and ask woman for address
>Tell the woman everything will be alright and to calm down
>Open a google maps on the address an plot the fastest route.
>"We'll send a dispatch as soon as possible"

mfw I'm in the ideal operator scenario

>>31187708
Ah holy shit. I remember reading that shit in jr high/ high school. Went in expecting cute girls with guns, but got a lot more suffering than young me bargained for.

>>31187620
How does a gook speak nip?

>>31187707
As a biological male identifying mostly as a feminine male JRPG progatonist, I'm glad I can take this opportunity to talk about myself without being prompted.
>At every opportunity
>I insert myself into the conversation
>and force my views upon others
>in hope of gaining acceptance
>or at least attention
>Please reply and rationalize my behavior.
It gets ridiculous at a point, and you learn to ignore people like me.

>>31187743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCrSVWtVJOU

>>31187766
Suck a dick dude.

Welcome to /k/
no need to fear
you're welcome if nazi, furfag or queer
sex doesn't matter
cus you're mad as a hatter
we're all psychos here.

>>31187744
It's right next door to them and not that hard to learn.

Most of her annotations are in Korean, however.

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>>31186394
>Be inna Pacific Northwest
>On some Hacienda
>Cartel wants me dead because I accidentally killed a Lugartenient (High ranking cartel member) through incompetence, entire Hacienda wants my head and balls mounted on a wall
>Somehow through dumb luck get a Colt 733 and a MAC 10
>running through house, opens door to basement
>find short haired girl cowering naked inna basement
>Convince her to operate with me, give her Mac 10
>Call her Mac
>Kill cartel members all night long
>Retreat to the coolest car ever made, the 1974 Dodge Dart
>Drive back to hideout which is an old farm

>We Platonically kill Cartel in area
>Car chases, shooting out of windows, LRRP-esqe shit innawoods
>Rock a pimped out 733 among other stolen cartel weapons
>Me and her share a Femboy trap
>All this Happens to a soundtrack of Garbage and Clutch

>>31187816
>welcome if nazi
>implying
Say something /pol/ related and everyone's gonna tell you to go back to /pol/ or link you to it

>>31188144
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>>31188156
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>>31186394
In a nightclub while Hotline Miami soundtrack plays.

>>31188506

Didn't we literally just have that thread a few days ago?

>>31187557
then just save your favorite

>>31188166
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>>31186394
Going innawoods on Mars

>>31186394
All of humanity vs alien invasion. Full greenlight disclosure of all black/shadow ops technology to all humans for the sake of the planet.

Thinkaboutit.gif

HFY FTW!

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>be a loose cannon detective in 1970s new york
>fat racist asshole with aviator glasses and who spends all his days off in cheap strip clubs
>have to go undercover in the lower east side to bust up a suspected diamond smuggling ring
>infiltrating a hasidic jewish community
>get to wear a big ass coat which I can smuggle as many guns in as possible
>find out that these rabbis are smuggling thousands of babby's pinuses to Africa in return for diamonds and opium
>about to bust the lid wide open on this baby
>get asked to recite a prayer in hebrew
>timetobeginstreatsweepingoperations.exe
>"baruch atah adoBLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS SHLOMO"
>draw colt commando (pic related) and start shooting
>hasidic jews pull out uzis and start spraying back
>kikes dropping left and right from my white power weaponry
>run out of 5.56 mags
>draw a .44 automag and browning hi power and start firing them akimbo
>take cover in Shekel Goldstein's fine new york bagels
>eat a bagel
>get chewed out by my boss at the station the next day
>turn in my badge, keep my gun
>hasidic religouswear gets banned from New York because it turns out these heebs are all hiding weapons in their coats

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>post war America
>economy tanks, society slowly collapses
>brand new highway system almost immediatly gets overtaken by gangs
>U.S. divided up amongst greasers, hells angels, la raza (or whatever mexican gang there was) and the Klan
>be WW2 vet who works for an agency that transports people across dangerous routes in exchange for large sums of money
>they keep me supplied with gasoline, ammo, C-rations, Cigs and a tiny bit of money
>drive a 1957 Buick Roadmaster and carry a variety of guns, including a sawed off M1 Carbine, 1911 in a holster by the driverside door, and a sawed off on the dashboard.
>get a contract from the NAACP
>have to escort a young black woman across klan territory
>pick up truck full of klan members starts pulling up
>start cranking Link Wray on the old tube radio
>slam on the breaks like in the beginning of road warrior
>use M1 enforcer (stabilizing the rifle on the mirror) to take out their tires and snag John Wayne Cletus in the neck as he falls out the back of the truck
>run over chickenshit hick straggler
>watch as their truck crashes and burns and speed off
>pretty much guaranteed thick lipped ebony blowjobs every night for the rest of the trip.

>>31188915
>The Ku Klux Killer

>>31186394
>Late 70's to mid-80's Miami
>Be freelance hitman with on-again-off-again partner with a mysterious past
>We both like the cash, she saves, I spend
>Working the Medellin cartel for the big bucks
>Use silenced MAC-10 and 1911 for stealth and firepower, inb4 "stoppin powah"
>Go in and out using a random UJM, bought before and sold after the job
>Partner uses Type 2 Takedown Rifle rechambered in .308
>Provides overwatch from office building windows or the trunks of rented cars
>Daytime is spent casing targets, weapon maintenance, and swimming on the beach
>Nighttime is when hits are carried out and cocaine is snorted off of current fuckbuddy's ass
>Everything is good for a long while
>Eventually, partner gets hunted by cartel bigshot
>She turns up at my place, bleeding to death, reveals she was bigshot's baby mama
>Asks me to take her daughter out of Miami so she won't get caught up in the fighting, dies in my arms
>Hit up her real house to grab the kid, find out she's already been taken
>End up racing around town, hunting down the bigshot's boys who came with him
>Have to fight my way through a nightclub to catch one for interrogation
>Learn where to find bigshot, go back to my place and arm up
>Montage of me strapping on weapons; dual MACs, dual 1911s, M16, grenades (frag and smoke), and finally, partner's rifle in it's case
>Call in favors earned with other cartels, mainly back up/making sure the cops don't intervene, and an escape route out of Miami
>Find building, initiate raid
>Snipe guards on the outside, then send an 18-wheeler through the front
>Have cartel backup attack from the front to draw attention
>Sneak in and wreck shit, use smoke and silenced weapons to full effect
>Switch to M16 and frags when they put on body armor
>Finally, reach bigshot's room, shoot him on sight
>Take kid with me out the back, then hop onto a narco plane to the West Coast
>Live simple life as McDonald's franchise owner

>be an operator in a motorcycle squad
>qt on my motorcycle right behind me
>fuck up enemy shit with rifles with grenade launchers and other miscellaneous shit
>take pictures/record videos of stupid shit
>mfw the only time i know of when motorcycles were used in combat was ww2

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>>31186394
>merica is taken by COMMUNISTS in the future
>living in martial law
>no gays or trannies allowed because glorious leader Putin says they're icky
>ohshitthatsme.jpg
>live in under the radar in a bombed out but still livable secluded house
>boyfriend goes out, makes money, brings home supplies to his trap gf
>i spend my days creating a ghetto-rigged armored car out of an ancient hot rod
>real mad max shit
>armored to fuck, with a plow affixed to the front
>zero visibility from inside the car aside from slits in the plating
>the thing is retardedly heavy but even more retardedly powerful
>Guaranteed to overheat and possibly cook itself and us to death
>it only needs to make one trip
>entire arsenal under an armored canopy in the back
>slits in the side for gunners
>one day, it is time
>inquisitors roll up
>we take positions
>knock knock
>firefight ensues
>kill em dead
>grab boyfriend
>grab friends
>grab guns
>we ride
>blast out of garage in what probably handles like a bathtub on office chair wheels
>straight for the border
>blast through the militarized checkpoint
>the ridiculous mass of this battle-wagon pushes mere mortal cars aside with a sharp plow
>i can't even hear my screams, they're drowned out by gunfire, throaty engines and a loud ringing sound
>the constant plinking of gunfire on the hull is like popcorn
>i have no idea whats going on anymore but I've got my foot on the gas and I'm keeping us on the road
>a fuckhuge explosion rings out
>don't even know what that was about
>continue driving, through and around barriers, blockades, people
>meanwhile the people at the Canadian border are watching in awe and concern
>eventually we break some sort of threshold and the commies give up the chase
>doomcar sputters and dies a few hundred yards from the Canadian border
>Canadians let us in after much suspicion
>Hug my boyfriend close and relish our hard-fought freedums
>American flag fades into the background
>fucking American refugees

>>31188672
>>>

>>31186394
>Walking downtown CCing a Baretta 92fs
>Dindu on a nigwalk stumbles up to me
>"Bix nood why muhfugga beh gimme all yo bank"
>Give him 75¢
>"Bix i se all yo moneh"
>"Any more and it's cheaper just to shoot ya" as I quickdraw so fast that clint eastwood shudders
>Dindu just pulls out a beat up glock with nytesytes as my hollow point round just hits his chest
>Goes squeels on the ground as I call a 911
>Cops show up and I explain "Well you see officer, he stole 75¢ from me"

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>>31186658
Comfy