Would you give up your guns for your besties?

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>>31179078

>>31179078
Do i triple blowjob on demand?

>>31179078

Fuck no. I don't expect my besties to do the same for me.

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>implying I have friends

>>31179078
>not even drinking the S'mores Frappucino
If you're gonna drink some sugary shit from starbucks might as well go all out.

>>31179078
No.
I might consider for 3 eternally loyal cuties, sex and blowjobs on demand included.

>>31179150
Those cuties will age into wrinkly hags.
Your guns never will.

>>31179143
THIS.
Source: am a giant faggot.

Lefts got the right idea

>>31179078
My guns are my "besties"

>>31179159
Man, its such a white teen girl drink but I still love it.

>>31179078
I rather bang a tranny that loves guns than give up my guns for some hot pussy.

>>31179154
...fuck

>>31179197
Guns>women =happiness.

>>31179218
investigativehispanicloli.jpg

>>31179154
Magical realm scenario; the girls never age if you trade a gun for each, so long as both she and the gun are both 18.

Do you still do it?

Bonus: age locks as well as her maturity, sexual drive, and she's loyal to you. But her intellect, understanding, and expertise (any skill set) also locks.

>>31179078
Why? Did they lose all theirs?

>>31179078
lol no
>>31179241
Yeah nah, I'd rather fuck my guns than them.

My besties are /k/ommandos or they are not my besties

I was hoping to get away from you pedos by coming to /k/. I guess not.

>besties
>implying that I have more than one friend
>implying we are very close friends

>>31179154
>acquire an actual qt3.14 japanese baby faced wife who's half my height
>married for 8 years and approaching mid 30s but she doesn't look a day older than 20
>get called a pedophile and sour eyed whenever I go out to eat dinner with her
Problem solved.

>>31179078
Damn. Now how cool would it be if all 3 of them put their hair in ponytails, slipped on some 5.11 tactical yoga pants, and started operating with you at an AR class?

FML cause it'll never happen.

>>31179078
You can see the thick-ass layer of makeup.

And it's not even cerakote.

>>31179078
>implying i would be friends with those who drink the liquid jew

>>31179078
I don't think my girlfriend would approve of me giving up my guns or hanging out with teenage girls that I wasn't related to. Also no, no chance in hell.

>>31180727
Kek

>>31180584
>Race mixing
>With a short girl

Enjoy midget sons with identity issues just so you can enjoy your fetishes.

>>31179142
But would you give up your guns to have besties?

No this is why I broke up with the girl I was seeing who was a liberal moonbat. When you realize you can lose all your shit after one domestic which is basically her word against yours. You should dump the bitch

>>31180828
>having kids

Ya already fucked up

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>basic bitches
>too much makeup
>blatantly showing off their appearance
>actually taking pictures of yourself
>making faces while doing so
>likely intended purpose of said pictures is social media (the worst thing in the modern world)
>paying for shitty drinks at jewish coffee shops

I can't stand gaudy girls.
Also
>tripfag
>using the world besties
I didn't have disgust.jpg so this will have to do.

>>31180842
Wise words, indeed.

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>>31181358
They are little kids. Just months ago, they were likely playing with Barbie dolls and watching cartoons. What they do doesn't count.

>>31181358
You're cringe worthy.

>>31179723
The fuck are you talking about?

>>31181450
Gee, I don't know - the fact that so many people are fawning over children.

>>31181495
>children
pls faggot those are top tier qts

>>31181358
How do you have time to post here with all the pussy youre clearly drowning in?

>>31179078
>Implying my guns aren't my besties

>>31179143
turtle is the shit, nigger.

>>31179078

Omg idk how about no.

>>31179078
If you don't like guns, then you're no bestie of mine

My besties are getting lamer by the day. It'd be sad, but I've been wanting to make gun owning friends for a while.

>>31179194
Trannys are gross psycopathic whores dude
Just bang a guy

>>31181358
Calm down Mohammed Takbir Al-Jabar.

>>31181495
>18 years old
>child

>>31181940
They are 18 and Allah is a Christian.

>>31180745
>not getting your gf to have a threesome with some jailbait

>>31181495
How in the living fuck are they children? They're 16 at least and probably older, if you think that qualifies as pedophilia then you actually need to kill yourself.

>>31182139
Anyone under the age of 18 is a minor, legally pedophile territory. Age of consent varies between the States (as low as 16 from what I've heard), but it can get thrown out the window based on emancipation status.

>>31182649
>Anyone under the age of 18 is a minor, legally pedophile territory
First of all, look up the definition of the word. Secondly, that's retarded. If someone is 17 and 364 days old they're a child and you're a sick fuck but if they're one or two days older they're an adult and you're in the clear? The law's definition is not what we're talking about here, nature's is.

There's a big difference between liking 10 year olds like a sick pedo fuck and thinking teenage girls, who have both the reproductive functions and bodily development of adult females, can be hot.

>>31179078
I wouldn't have a friend that was anti gun in the first place.

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>>31179078
Literally never

>>31182782
>Trying hard to justify his sick pedophilia

>>31182869
I'm absolutely justified, that's why you can't troll me with incorrect shit. What I'm trying to do is correct the errors of others.

>>31182869
>muh chillun
Leave /k/.

>>31179078
nope

>>31182649
>anyone under 18 is legally pedo territory
Not really, AoC depends on where you live. In MI 16 is legal. The US has a high AoC relative to the rest of the world. Psychologists would also disagree with you, attraction to post pubescent teenagers is a different psychological disorder than attraction to children with very different treatment options (namely that hebephilia can actually be treated and corrected whereas AFAIK pedophilia cannot).

>>31185542
Youre quite the expert. How frightening

Guns vs womens.
•My guns don't nag
•If I don't want to put up with them I can lock them in a steel box
•my guns will be beautiful forever
•my guns won't leave me
•my guns don't make me pretend to like their mothers
•my guns only make noise when they're supposed to
•my guns don't get offended if try to make them look prettier
●conclusion: guns are better

>>31179241
Buy hi point.
Trade for waifu.
Seems ok.

>>31179143
Was in an airport I seen where they got one with smashed up waffle cone in it.

>>31179078

no, and if they were my "besties" they would know never to ask that of me

>>31179078
>"You see sergei, your guns are you besties, they will always be there for you, if you're there for them."