Goin clean

>>31174733
Bro don't be stupid. They're asking if you're getting high while filling out the form. Were you ripping the bong while filling it out?

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>>31174733
i think i need to be high, i cant tell if this is bait

>>31174733
You're good. Just write on the form that you used to smoke everyday but you quit this morning.

>>31174733
I went to the range baked one time filled out the form and everything you'll be fine.

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>>31174733
>Smoking the devil's lettuce
Bhoy I thought I done told you about this.

>>31174733
We don't need another stoner faggot with a gun.

Either quit (not likely, because you fucking losers have no self-control) or off yourself, you sub-human speck.

I shoot better when I'm high though

>>31174733
Kill yourself.

>>31175678
>>31177005


ITT: bootlickers

>>31174733
You sound like one of the fucking losers I pull over daily
>Do you use meth?
>No man I'm clean now I quit
>When's the last time you used?
>Like 4 days ago

>>31174733
It asks if you are an illegal user. Since no constitutional amendment has been ratified, it is not possible for a naturally plant to be illegal. That what you wanted to hear?

>>31174733
THE ANSWER IS NO YOU DON'T


then you spark up AFTER you finish shooting your new gun.

>I wasn't speeding, I was traveling
>taxTion is theft
>plants aren't illegal
>bake the cake
T. Libertarian

>>31177090
How does it feel to be a statist? Do you smoke the confiscated pot?

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>>31177089

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>>31175678
>We don't need another stoner faggot with a gun.
Why do you hate the very symbol of freedom?

>>31180021
>How does it feel to be a statist?
Feels fucking great
>Do you smoke the confiscated pot?
No, weed is for niggers

>>31180333
Weed cures cancer and epilepsy my man

getting medicated and finger fucking my guns is fun, wouldn't go to a range or even try to load them high but hey we all got our limits.

sell cannabis buy more ammo

>>31176957
>I shoot better when I'm high though

That's going to come in handy. Get jumped late at night when you are straight. "Just a moment, guys. I've got to smoke a bowl before we can proceed."

One sight of addiction is the need to make excuses to justify your habit. Want to get stoned? Fine but don't go around saying you do X 'better' when you are high. You may in fact perform better now, although your judgement can still be shit. But if you are that dependent on being high to perform some task, you are certainly addicted.

Go read the exact wording of question 11e again.

>>31180568
>One sight
One sign

Fucking otto-correct.

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>>31177090
>Pot same as meth
Wut

Also,
>Basing judgement of pot smokers on the trash you pull over daily, as opposed to the successful smokers you'll rarely encounter

I actually respect cops so I'll keep my opinion of you to myself

>>31180568
Not him, but there is some truth to doing certain activities better when you're high.

You get more focused when you're high. I notice it when I'm cleaning mostly, he probably notices it when he shoots.

And the whole addiction is mental. I overcame mine, I start and stop as I please with almost no side effects. Aside from weird dreams for a few days after quitting. Pot is safe, certainly more safe than alcohol. I don't understand why on the form there isn't a question about alcoholism when its clearly more dangerous.

>>31180592
>rarely encounter
There's the key.

>>31180387
No. It treats symptoms.

It also inhibits brain development in juveniles.

The same guys on /k/ posting beer and gun threads or pics with bottles of liquor and guns are the same guys who will shit on weed and the only argument they have is "its for niggers". Dumb fucks. Hell I'm in the military so I don't smoke but I sure as hell won't judge people that do.

>>31180592
>successful smokers you'll rarely encounter

Because they're rare.

Or did I not get the joke?

>>31180242
Underrated

oh boy

>>31174733
>Marijuana makes you a paranoid, delusional psychopath and you become a danger to yourself and those around you.
Really hard to type this with a straight face.

>>31180611
Exactly, because many smokers are decent, law abiding (except the pot stuff, obviously) citizens.

>>31175678

We don't another faggot with a gun, yet here you are.

>>31174733
Nobody cares about your habit twatface. Stop being such an attention whore junkie shithead. Seriously i couldnt care less what idiots like you smoke or eat, but why the need to advertise it? This is why stoners are such an annoyance when compared to drinkers. I dont care which one is "better for you", i dont need to hear it and youre more than likely a moron anyway, high or not.

>>31180610
Pot even cured my alcoholism

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Putting pot heads and drug users in jail is the only method available to incapacitate them during their typical child producing years, and prevent them from procreating.
Eliminating people with poor self control and decision making skills is a necessary step in securing a better future for mankind.

>>31180767
I dont need to hear about which liquor you bought over the weekend either.

Drunk fags and pot fags are cut from the same cloth.

>>31180910
he said, on 4chan

>>31180922

Not an argument.

>>31180611
>>31180691
Because they smoke pot quietly in their living room where they don't bother anyone, rather than out back behind qwik-mart

>>31180910
Several states would disagree with you. But I guess you know best anon.

>>31180952

>But I guess you know best anon.

Considering some of the retarded shit that states, not to mention the federal government does,
yes, I would say that I do know better.

>>31174733
9th circuit court says medical marijuana bans you from guns

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/us-court-upholds-ban-gun-sales-marijuana-card-41778814

>>31180610
>doing certain activities better when you're high.

So, what do you do when you are not high?

Sure, you can go to the range stoned and git gud. But what do you do if you have to shoot and you are not stoned? And also, shooting at the range is NOT an accurate representation of situations IRL. Where you have to make snap judgements. Being focused on a single task can be really bad. That's why driving stoned can turn into a real tragedy. Shit happens that you can't anticipate but you need to think fast.

I've never smoked pot. I grew up in the 1980's back when being a stoner was just starting to turn into a joke. I high school, we (the non stoners) used to like to freak out people that were high by putting them in a 'think fast' situation. It was funny back then, but now I can only imagine the PTSD we triggered.

>>31175659
>Devil's lettuce

>Not Jazz Cabbage

>>31175678
We don't need more bible thumping freedom hating bootlicker statistics with guns either.

>>31180568
WHAT IF IM JUST HIGH ALL THE TIME

>>31174733

Are you blazing while filling out the application?

So the answer is clearly no. Unless you are in fact blazing while filling it out, then the answer is yes.

I accidentally smoked a bowl 5 days ago and I have to go to meps in the morning. If I drink some bleach will I be okay?

>>31180568
I mean, I jerk off better when I'm high, and I feel like that's enough justification to smoke right there

>>31180568
I think there was a Tove Lo song that had the answer to this

>>31180610
>weird dreams
at least I'm not the only one

>>31174733
What state/country OP? I mean... they won't drug test you, just say no.

>>31180610
Drinking several beers a week is not alcoholism or dangerous.

>>31180910
This. Conform or be kicked out.

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>>31174733
go for it

don't forget some fun stuff to listen to while disassembling, cleaning, and shooting it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VJsiN0-ExI&list=PLy2WaakOLt24pX6GXIgC99lJ5lVkra6Rq&index=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck2cK_ZOt0s&list=PLy2WaakOLt24pX6GXIgC99lJ5lVkra6Rq&index=2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXMUhnkj58k&list=PLy2WaakOLt24pX6GXIgC99lJ5lVkra6Rq&index=3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-lbBWwMErc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZLr6mk-Eog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_tYWx9B6ug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDvbYdJrsB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Xp8e9xArQ

>>31175678
>>31177005
Do you drink or use tobacco? If so then you're a hypocrite.

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>>31174733
>I literally am willing to break the law for my own enjoyment and I will call everyone else unwilling to do so a bootlicker

Just do what the rest of us do and drink, when the nation goes full Colorado in the next decade you can go back to smoking the herb.

>>31174733

No. Just using the marijuana once means you're unfit to ever own or operate a firearm ever. Never know when you're going to get a flashback or get a case of pot rage and kill everyone in the room. Don't worry though we've made sure to backtrace your IP. We'll be able to safely remove you from society permanently so that you don't represent that threat. You dun goofed.

>>31190019
Shooting while stoned isn't even that fun. Hunting stoned is fun, mainly because muh nature, and it's not an activity centered on performance surrounded by people like going to the range.
I love alcohol and weed, and I touch neither when I'm shooting for the sake of shooting.

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>>31181118
>he can't also practice sober

>>31180568
>>31180575
Maybe you better when you're high.

>>31186981
Just make sure you drink a lot. Mix a bit of lighter fluid in if you smoked a lot.

If you're trying to join my Navy then you should probably suck off a shotgun or jump off a very tall building, as well.

Nigger.

>>31190006
>le committing a felony is the same as having a beer and a dart maymay
Neck yourself, faggot.

>>31186981
>If I drink some bleach will I be okay?
Yes.

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>>31190034
I don't even carry anymore on account of the constant low and steady drinking. It's not a good idea to mix guns and anything that fucks with your judgement.

>yesterday
>9:30 AM
>co-worker asks me if I can drive him to the other office we have so he can pick up some documents
>"Can't, I don't drive when I've been drinking."
>his fucking face when

We got a ride. I don't even know why I went, but for some reason I got to ride shotgun.

>>31190085
Yeah cause it's not like that liquor wasn't illegal at any point in American history.

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>>31190096
Out of necessity I've been taking opiods for the past few months and I'm right there with you. I'm so fucking stoned half the time it's a miracle I can even form a coherent sentence.

I install things on service vehicles, and spent 3 hours the other day installing shelves in the bed of a truck that needed a water tank. I've since put my pistol in the safe and had my wife drive me to work. Hopefully I develop a decent tolerance soon, this shit is here to stay.
>mfw my boss pointed out that the shelves were actually supposed to go in the Direct TV van and not the "MOBILE CAR CLEANING SERVICE!" truck

>>31190096
Fuckin hell dude, I feel for you. Even in the deepest darkest stages of my drinking I never got that bad but good luck to you. I was always taught never touch alcohol on a weekday before lunch so even if I make a range trip after work I'm usually good. But good on you for locking the guns up, if not for the safety, it'll keep you out of jail.
>>31190136
>prescribed to opioids before retirement
I don't usually feel this way but if you don't have to piss in a cup maybe weed could help you. The addiction that comes with those meds will fuck you up bad. At least when I was smoking pot and working in oil&gas I could tell the difference between the electrician and pump mechanic trucks.

>>31180387
Almost had to go on medical while on chemo, we were close but they finally caved and gave me the good anti neasea meds which were a lot more expensive because they had not gone generic yet. I am glad they didnt put me on it because in my line of work drug tests are common. I was constantly off my ass on painkillers anyhow so it wasnt like I needed anything to take my mind off treatment. That being said I really think there should be less stigma around medical marijuana. Lots of medecines are botanically derived and medical has been shown to help with certain conditions. The only reason it is illegal is because it is a threat to big tobacco and alcohol.

>>31190136
Opioids suck, was on hydromorphone for 6 months because muh cancer treatment pain. Seriously chemo fucks you over bad and little stupid things hurt a lot. Sounds like you are on a much higher dosage than I was though. I never lost mental acuity to the point of not being able to tell trucks apart. Some people get euphoria from them but I got disphoria and became irritable. They took the pain away very well but made me feel like shit. Plus physical dependance sucks. I would stop being in pain so I would stop taking them and start to withdrawl. Withdrawl also sucked.

>>31190220
>The only reason it is illegal is because it is a threat to big tobacco and alcohol.

It's not though. It's illegal because someone at the Bureau of Prohibition needed something to do now that you could drink again, so they picked pot. It's not a threat to smokers, and trust me there are a lot of threat to smokers, half my family still grows tobacco for a living so I follow that one closely, and it sure as fuck isn't a threat to the sale of alcohol, nothing is. Also big Alcohol? You need to lay off the pot if you think we exist.

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>>31190198
I don't have to pee regularly but weed does nothing for my pain. I basically have a shortened collar bone with a giant knob where it connects to my shoulder due to an untreated break, which basically causes it to agitate the nerves and muscle tissue surrounding it. I'm on pain killers and muscle relaxers and it's the first time in a decade I haven't been in constant excruciating pain.

I don't know how the fuck I just grinned and bared it all those years, especially innaArmy. No matter what or how fancy I got with my pack, I was always nearly in tears after a ruck. I was seriously counseled by the doctor to not fire shotguns or large caliber rifles anymore, basically anything with more kick than an AR.

>mfw all I have is a Mosin, PTR-91 para, and an 870
>>31190273
I think it's the frequency of the dose and my total lack of tolerance for medication. One Benadryl puts me down for a day, and I'm taking 100mg of tramadol 4 times a day now with Robaxin. The Robaxin is what fucks my shit all up, the Tramadol seems to amplify it.

It was more of a robotic, "Read the manifest wrong and didn't think it sounded fucky the way you read it" moment rather than an actual truck mix up.

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I'm going SF. Do you get to smoke hash when you're deployed?:)

>>31190292
I hope you're in pain management. Standard tramadol dose is 50mg three times a day. You're Doctor may end up fucking you, especially when they could just go in surgically and correct your collarbone
T. Orthopedic nurse

>>31190006
I actually don't. The last time I drank was at my 21st birthday. I'm 24. And I've never smoked a day in my life. Because I respect my body.

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>>31175267
wear long sleeves to cover up your weed needle tracks

>>31190282
He's half right

Big tobacco isn't the local tobacco farmers. Those guys are chill. It's companies like Phillip Morris that have been known to sue entire nations over trying to inform their citizens on the dangers of smoking.

The cotton industry is the other side of the coin. Hemp is a huge threat to cotton because it's a hardier plant, has a wide variety of applications and was used (up until cannabis prohibition) in a variety of industries in the US.

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>>31191846
Kek

>>31174733

the answer is no.


>if somebody says they are a current user of the reefer, would the ffl dealer still sell them the gun because if youre that honest, youre not a criminal?

>>31190085
>Something being illegal makes it wrong

Between the ATF and the DEA, whose boot polish tastes better to you?

>>31180387
hahahah

>>31182593
>Jazz Cabbage

>not Johnny Redeye

>>31192657
>Johnny Redeye

>not Left-handed cigarette

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>>31192296
Nice strawman. Morality was never brought into this and isn't the issue at hand.
Pot smokers show that they can't be trusted to have the foresight and self control to avoid regularly breaking the law. A beer and a cigarette do not give Johnny Law an invitation into your business; the scent of marijuana does.

Though maybe getting strip searched by a big, strong police officer was your plan all along :^)

>>31192667
>left handed cigarette

>not sticky icky