Just got out of the shower,how do I look /k/?

>>31173292
overtly faggy

>>31173292
Confident in your shittyness

>>31173292
another pic in better light would be nice, conor

>>31173292
I don't to be rude sir, but how tall are you?

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>>31173362
5'6 but I'd still kick your fucking ass. Try me bitch.

>>31173371
To be fair,he did even the score with Diaz despite jumping up 2 weight classes.

>>31173374
>Guy doesn't mean to be ruse
>Answer his question as rudely as possible
Why so defensive, manlettito?

>>31173374

You make me ashamed to be n efficiently-sized manlet

>>31173374
Quit this Napoleon shit. You're making us look bad.

>5'6"
Funny way to spell 4'8"

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>>31173455
>>31173491
>>31173530
Pic related. I'd put all you faggots on the ground in 2 seconds.

>>31173292
manlet detected

>>31173642
Say it too my face,lanklet.

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>>31173292
>no trigger discipline

>>31173655
roger that manlet

>>31173676
My finger is clearly off the trigger,I just have it pointed down.

>>31173702
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>>31173622
eww look at the manlet. little edgelord gonna cry? do you want your wubbie? lol anyone over 6 foot could throw your ass through a window. lol "id put your ass on the ground" yeah fucking right. haha

>>31173622
timestamp?

>>31173762
Keep crying. I can't believe how asshurt you lanklets get when you realise your size doesn't matter shit kek

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>>31173778
baity bait anons

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>>31173622

Bushido is all very well in its way, but it is no match for a 30-06

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>>31173778
lol
>tfw 210 lbs
>tfw 6'2"
>tfw state champion boxer
>tfw not scared of manlets

>>31173812
lol
>180 lbs
>tfw 5'6
>tfw tri-state champion MMA fighter
>not scared of lanklets

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ITT: not so subtle personal army request
mfw

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>>31173854
>tfw MMA fighters are always pussys
>tfw MMA fighters act like they could handle themselves outside their weight class
>tfw you would never fight anyone above your featherweight midget class

>>31173900
>dodge first punch
>easily maneuver into an arm bar

It doesn't matter how big you are,once I have you there your arm will be broke.

>>31173292
My dog is dying and I am sad

>>31173292
You look like a manlet, but I gotta say that I dig the floor rug.

>>31173292
learn TD faggot

>>31173933
lol why is every MMA guys first go to is "ill get you in an arm bar" like some manlet is gonna be stronger than me first off and secondly how do you know im not gonna slip out of it and knock your ass out? saying youre gonna beat someones ass is pointless and proves nothing because there are always what ifs. you have no defense against anything on the internet. you fucking midget.

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>>31173812
>boxing

>>31174245
Because I've been dodging punches since it was 10 and I train with manlets who throw punches faster than you blink. You claim you could break out of my armbar and even if you did,I could easily dodge your next clumsy lanklet attack and just start wailing on you myself. Hell,itwould be a shock if you didn't trip over your own feet knowing how clumsy you lanklets are.

>>31173622
You look awfully underweight, although you have muscle mass.

Are you a vegetarian? you should stop that.

>>31174245
What about a spinning elbow, or an ankle to the liver, or a roundhouse kick the head. That good enough?

>>31173292
4 foot fighter

dicks out for harambe official 2016

>>31174290
what about a fist to the face. what about a punch so hard it stops your heart. what about a punch to the gut so hard your intestines blow out your ass. what if do nothing. you know nothing. you midget fuck.

>>31174273
>"ive been training since i was like negative three and im the fastest man alive and also im stronger than superman and ive also never been hit ever and no one who is bigger than me could ever beat me up. wah wah wah"
you midget fuck.

>>31174251
Boxing> Pussy dry humping with dudes covered in spandex and sweat taking pussy punches

>>31174333
you can kick harder than you can punch dawg, a knee to someone's head can break their skull.

>>31174396
and 4 pound per square inch of pressure can crush the larynx killing someone. never heard of a skull fracture from a punch? man you must be baiting because you know nothing about fighting.

>>31173374
>Try me
Post stats please.
You don't look a pound over 160.

>>31173374
>5'6"
Translation: no reach whatsoever

>>31174423
agreed. he is featherweight without a doubt

>>31174333
Boxing is for pussies. Maybe 2/10 fights someone might get a boo boo but 10/10 fights you're guaranteed blood in MMA. All boxing is punch 2 or 3 times then hug then repeat while the opponent blocks all your attacks with cushioned gloves. Do this for 15 rounds then the judges decide who punched the other one most.

No wonder your shit sport is dying.

>>31174432
I was talking Big 3 stats, but yes, manlets will always be inferior.
Low body fat do not make up for weaker and smaller bones bones, less reach, and less mass in general. I would like to remind everyone that 5' 10" is the cut-off for being human.

>>31174442
my sport is dying because manlets like you cant handle a real mans sport and have to lay on their backs kicking and screaming trying to grope each other. too many pussies that cant handle being hit by someone who actually know how to throw a punch. and you do not get blood in every MMA match thats just a lie. you get all sweaty and wrestle around in a hug for ten minutes and then get up and the judge decides who got fondled less. you fucking idiot. your sport wouldnt even be here if it wasnt for my sport.

>>31174476
Lol. I've never seen someone pass out while gasping for air in boxing,or someone actually get knocked unconscious. And "I can't take a punch" even though I take kicks from niggers big enough to be footballers. But keep crying anyway. You're dumb Pussy sport while go extinct once they start forcing you to wear protective gear.

>>31174519
ive never seen someone who wasnt an edgelord faggot be an mma "fighter" kicks are easily blockable and rarely land where they are intended. you are an idiot who is obviously trolling because you know nothing about fighting.

>>31174552
Yeah,good luck dodging a swift kick to the leg. Those hurt and turn your legs to jelly. But, the moment you called me an edgelord was the moment I realised I just wasted time talking to an idiot. Enjoy the rest of your evening.

>>31174476
Boxing is dying because of how bad the fights are now. The last heavyweight fight was two giants over six and a half feet tall who danced around each other and tapped each other a bit till they made a points decision. That overhyped Mayweather Pacquiao fight was just Mayweather tapping Pacquiao like he was doing olympic boxing and clinching to catch his breath for 12 rounds. It's god awful to watch now.

>>31174596
i agree, pro boxers dont have heart for the sport anymore but amateur fighters are amazing to watch. everyone wants to be floyd mayweather, he is the highest paid athlete in history and one of the richest people on the planet.

>>31174594
good luck not sounding like a faggot to the next girl you strike up enough courage to talk to. you midget fuck.

>>31174442
>Boxing is for pussies
Supposedly, a sport where you are at constant risk of suffering a debilitating brain injury is now for pussies.
You heard it hear everyone.

>>31174594
I'm 5'10" and a rotund 220 lbs. I get winded taking a brisk walk up a flight of stairs. My last fight against a "professional MMA fighter" (i.e. the kind of overcompensating manlet who posts dumb shit like you do) ended with me putting him in the hospital with 4 broken ribs and a perforated colon from simply picking him up and falling forward on top of him.

Say it with me: you. cannot. outskill. mass.

Science just doesn't work that way, fag. Now stop with the cringey bullshit.

>>31173292
Like a short faggot with no trigger discipline

>>31174785
Royce Gracie at 170 beat Dan Severn at 250 pounds in one of the early UFC fights, Matt Serra knocked out GSP with a 4" height disadvantage, Tyson was a 5' 10" heavyweight who went into most of his fights with a 5"+ reach disadvantage. If someone knows what they're doing with grappling you'll never be in a position to slam on top of them. Most decent MMA fighters should know take down defense anyway. You don't see much ground fighting in high level MMA anymore because of that.

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>>31173622
ATATATATATATAAAAAAA

>>31173374
Anything you'd be willing to do to my ass?