So is it finally happening /k/?

>believing anything posted on facebook

kys

>>31171395
No.

>>31171413

Still looks authentic enough to me.

>Somwere a S/G1 faggot is laffin his ass off.
Come on its a fucking prank.

>>31171425
Then you're retarded.

>>31171470

Well I wouldn't know I'm not in the military, nor have I seen anything like this before and I just thought I'd post it here before I make any real judgments on it. Besides I figure you guys would know best about it.

>>31171425
I can draft one of those up too easily enough, it's a basic Microsoft Word template.

what exactly am I looking at here

>>31171565

Idk, that's what I'm trying to figure out so I can calm my sister down because she's freaking the fuck out about this.

>>31171583
Post pics of sister.

Tell me how training 175 aviation soldiers for martial law isnt a meme jab on planes cant patrol streets.

>>31171583
pics required

>>31171395
Well I am not going to say 100% it is not because I am by no means a professional, but to start that is no where near enough troops to enact martial law.

>>31171543
What he said, I was in the military and still have random orders to go from one base to another. I could probably make a fake set of orders just to get free room and board for a couple of days on some random base. I may be out of the military for a couple of years but I remember thinking this when I was in and I remember having all fields covered.

>Show up on a friday and have till monday at 2pm till im found out.

>>31171583
Post her pics. It is the only way to save the nation and this thread.

>ect.

>>31171395
>Transportation Company
>Company
>350 Soldiers

>>31171627
You know I never thought about doing that, that's pretty cunning. How are you going to get on base though without a CAC registered in DEERS?

Yeah OP it's totally real, quick go stockpile a ton of supplies. Trust me, my dad works for ARMY

>>31171590
>>31171612
>>31171636
I asked her, she doesn't want me posting pics, sorry, if it were any other time I might but frankly she's still somewhat freaking out and I have had bad experiences with women freaking out and being pissed off so I'm good.

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IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XDjSAcCO8k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1llxBrt_ug


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZHRgTskEhE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0otOKQAJTc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3qkf3bajd4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gnpCqsXE8g

>>31171693
Tell your sister we need to see her tits. It's the only way we can help.

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JUST A PRANK!

BRO!

>>31171693

Slap her. A good, firm slap to the face calms women down. Be sure to do it with conviction or she'll just get more hysterical. You have to mean it. It's for the greater good; hysterical people are a danger to everyone around them.

>>31171395
It is real. No one could forge a document like that.
It even has a picture of an eagle.

> Martial law
> "Steadfast and loyal"

Oh, the irony.

>>31171693
We're going to need to see pics if we are to help

It's a clear hoax.

Smart of them to list out actual logistic support units tbqh. Most people would just have gone with teh hole armee!

It is just training in case something happens, I wouldn't worry about it.

>>31171590
>>31171612
>>31171636
>>31171706
>>31171726
>>31171745
I knew I shouldn't have said it was my sister ffs.

>>31171770
Well you did, and now we need photos

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>>31171752

This poster is right guys, false Alarm.
Everyone trust Hillary and the European Union and the Government.

False Alarm guys.

I am glad we cleared that up, now we can focus on not being prepared.

>>31171776
No. She's already said no to it and besides. I don't keep pictures of family on my computer.... I need that room for porn.

>>31171770

We would have known anyway.

>On facebook
>Sees fake thing
>Freaks out

Either your mom or your sister, guaranteed.

>>31171770
Slap her ass too, it's the only way.

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Just a prank, bro.

http://beforeitsnews.com/opinion-conservative/2016/06/urgent-alert-blm-leader-hacked-plans-reveal-martial-law-by-chaos-at-both-conventions-3149939.html

http://www.baltimoresun.com/features/baltimore-insider-blog/bal-black-lives-matter-activist-deray-mckesson-s-twitter-hacked-friday-morning-20160610-story.html

>>31171808
Well we need to see the photos before we can help.

Also, u gay nigga

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Oh shit nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gxgf3a6MMo
Also where is that National Guard poster who was talking about laptops being destroyed and the shrink wrap on the UN trucks and posted pictures of the armory keys? Anyone have the screencap?

>>31171848

Let me add, FBI and Secret service thought this was credible enough at both conventions to shut down protestors using walkie talkies and radios. And add extra ground agents.

>>31171854
No. But apparently if I don't want to fuck my sister or have any attraction to her I guess I am.

>>31171868
We just want to see photos of her. We don't give a shit what you and her do, that's your business, not ours.

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>>31171862

Yeah I have that, don't really trust that post.

I saw it replicated multiple times.

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>>31171395
>soldiers
That's how you know it's fake.

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I have all of his original posts.

Never saved duplicate threads.

>>31171889
Yeah it doesn't say WARRIORS or AIRBORNE anywhere on the document obv fake

>>31171908
Can you take a dump?

>>31171848
>so we can shut both conventions down
>shut both conventions down

Yeah, that habbending really habbend.

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>>31171915

>>..... yes.. I am sorry they are not all fitted into one photo.

I haven't installed PS since last format.

>>31171395
>IBCT only having 600 something soldiers

Nah bro, I could understand a battalion with 600 dudes, but an entire fucking brigade? No way

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>>31171926

See.
>>31171865

FBI and Secret Service literally doubled ground agents and targeted protestors with radios and walkie talkies. So they thought this intel was good enough.

Both conventions had press suppress filming of protestors.

>>31171938
>Military vehicles being delivered to military bases
Nothing weird about that.

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Last one.

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>>31171963
>an anime imageboard that is universally hated, distrusted, and discredited by the rest of the internet constitutes as a legitimate threat to Hillary and Company

wow dude

rly opened my eyes

>>31171963
>>31171970
>>31171981

>DA RUSSIANS!!1one!!!

Full retard.

There are plenty of crusty cold war government officials that would RREEEE at first mention of this.

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>>31171995

>>31171938
thanks my man.

>>31171981
Anybody have a screenshot of what "mr. Enlightened" said?

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>>31171395
>this whole thread

>>31171684
.mil Id if he is retired.

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Four star General talking about what the future of Army cadets can expect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4zXxtJbciA


Google little green men, you'll see Russian soldiers.

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Happenings.

The election deadline begins happenings chain reaction.

>>31171395
I've heard this kind of training happens every presidential election, it's just that tensions haven't been high enough for people to think an actual declaration of martial law would happen, until now.

>>31171395

Capital S on soldiers?

>>31171395
>Official memorandum
>Not typed in Courier New font.

I call Bullshit.

As an AFfag I kek like an idiot any time one of these retarded "hurr durr military's gonna attack muh patriots any day now" threads comes up.

>>31172120
little green men is a reference to aliens, or the unknown.

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>>31171808
>those never have ever overlapped in the history of ever.

>>31171395
>ect.
nNope.
They wouldn't even use the term.

>>31171770
crop out face or just post neck down
walk up to her when you're on your phone and take the picture, she won't notice

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>>31171776

>1776

>>31178201
'merican numbers are requiring pics of OPs sister

>>31171848
>that triforce

>>31171395
Lol the date is written in the European style