I need help /k/

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>>31168774
Assuming you're not a massive pussy, Your fists? You have two and they're for free.

Very versatile weapons indeed.

>>31168774
a rape whistle

>>31168774
Machete

>>31168810
>nonlethal

A baseball bat, obviously sport equipment and not as lethal as kitchen knives, if you are strict about the nonlethality dont go bashing heads.

>>31168784
Leave the pedophile cartoons on >>>/a/ please.

>>31168843
I need non-lethality because I don't live in America :/ If a burglar gets in my house;even if he or she holds gun, I can't harm them till they shoot me. The law in my country makes no sense :/

>>31168774
>non-lethal
>easy to obtain

I dunno hit him with your shoe I guess

That's about all you deserve for such a shitty OP post

>>31168784
R E A L M E N

>>31168813
gashing wounds and shrill sounds of pleas for help is his curry colored version of non lethal.

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>>31168866
wat.

>>31168774
You have your fists don't you?

>>31168813
What do you expect from mudslime? Just be happy he isn't raping your kids.

>>31168774
>No one's said it yet
Axe handle. Like a baseball bat but cheap and not shitty.