Hey /k/

Bit small, ain't it? Seems like a 57mm or 75mm shell would be of more use.

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>>31167249
Pic related on the bottom is a 50 BMG.

>>31167241
...Is this a challenge?

>>31167294
It's big for a round, but tiny for a dildo.

>>31167294
bottom is a .308

>>31167249
How loose is your asshole that you can fit a 75mm or 57mm shell inside? The largrest shit I have every had (and therefore the largest object which can pass through my anus) was at most, 37mm.

>>31167567
you don't understand how the anus works

>>31167572
I understand that when I had a 2 inch or so diameter shit it got stuck and I had to break it up with a pencil. How the fuck are you going to stick something that is 3 inches in diameter up your ass?

>>31167581
you're not healthy
you should legitimately seek medical help

>>31167241
It will blow you away!

>>31167593
It was one time 2 years ago. I have had a healthy shitting frequency and quantity since then.

>>31167616
If you had a smaller knife and smooth scabbard (with a flange) that would be the ultimate concealed weapon.

>>31167616
>>31167630
No wait a specially modified smoothed out .22 derringer.

>>31167635
which end goes in?

>>31167643
Handle first. That way you just have to clench your anus to fire.

>>31167643
Well, I was thinking something similar to those .22s that fold up into the handle, except the handle is shaped like a dildo. For safety reasons, the barrel should point downwards.

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If quads, I'll upload a photo of a .700 Nitro round stuck up my butt.

>>31167651
Have you ever tried aiming your anus at anything? it is highly impractical.

>>31167661
Me and your mother practice all the time. Its not that hard you mong.

>>31167684
>OP
>Aiming his anus
>To be pegged

>>31167567
get a load of this poo measuring gentleman right here

>>31167696
You don't keep your high scores?

>>31167695
>2016
>not wanting to be pegged by old women with a genuine dragon dildo.
Fucking faggot

>>31167708
sure but not in metric because I'm not a faggot
I've got a graduated funnel kinda thing in my toilet i use.
mediocre poos don't get a glance
this thing only catches the 3" diameter beasts at the least.

I've only caught two poos, but the neighbors were far less angry at me dragging them over to my house to see my shit once they SAW my shit

>>31167743
Pics with timestamp or you are full of shit, just like this thread.

>>31167751
I'm fucking with you, man

>>31167743
Also, conversion ratios are simple. 2.54 cm per inch. It's not complicated.

>>31167753
I'm aware. It was a joke. why is this the part of the post that caught your eye?

>>31167769
because it is a pet peeve of mine how people act like the metric/imperial dichotomy is the worst thing to every fucking happen. It's called motherfucking conversion ratios, and you really only need a handful of them, but faggots act like it is the end of the world if they see a measurement in their non-native system.

>>31167241
Ive fucked myself with a 20mm round, felt pretty great

>>31167782
I agree with you, anon. For what it's worth, I'm an American (chemical but i still have to deal with it) engineer and I fucking hate the imperial system for obvious reasons. I was just dinkin around because I know it russles the jimmies. All in fun, good buddy

>>31167785
That is smaller than the standard shit.

>>31167487
More like a 30-06

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>>31167616

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lol not using 2-bore
its like you dont even want to gape

shove it up my asshole every day

>>31167616
DELET THIS

Can that same guy make /k/ history again?

>>31167241
If dubs

I will put 2 .50 bmg in my asshole

>>31174744
time to put your money where your mouth is

>>31174884
or the brass where his ass is.

>>31167567
You precisely measure the things you put in your ass?

And here I thought I was weird.

>>31174898
or the memes where his beams are

>>31167661
>he doesn't tactically aim his shits at the toilet

Fucking pleb.

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>>31167567
>How loose is your asshole

Loose as a goose.

>>31174744
Get going faggot.

>>31174898
You cheeky little cunt

>>31167294
def not a 50bmg on bottom breh...

>>31167660
Do it anyway nigger

>>31167581

>that guy with the phimosis anus

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>>31174898

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>>31167241
No, who wants to pretend they're getting fucked by a little dick?

>>31167782
At least the dimensions were not in rods, chains, and areas defined in acres or sections.
Now that would be passive aggressive. :}

>>31174744
KEK WILLS IT

>>31174919
I have a very accurate eye, which I use to measure the shits coming out. I figure if something can go out, it can go in too.

>>31174950
You have a limited range of control.

I'm getting really sick of all the LGBT shills spamming /k/ with their pro-faggotry bullshit.

>>31175099
No one really uses rods and chains. Acres are only used in non-technical fields.

>>31167422
So it's established as a big guy eh?

>>31175157
welcome, newfriend

>>31167616
Throw a set of 5.11 cargo pants on while carrying that bad goy in the anus as such, then bottom drop a knife into some unsuspecting nobodies face. Ass to the the face to death.

>>31175154
Speak for yourself.

>>31175288
Prove you have a 360 degree range of control over your asshole.

Meme me