*unsheathens Zero* Nothing personel... Kid... *teleports behind fleet*

>>31165957
You forgot the last one: *Bursts into flame*

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>>31166584
No no no that is not true without the armor it has a speed advantage right guys?

>>31166597
Yeah, self-sealing gas tanks are a meme anyway.

>>31166597
>speed advantage from low weight

>laughing F4F pilots
>sheared Zeke wings

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>>31165957
*backflips behind u*
*unsheathes F8F Bearcat*
too bad...kid

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>>31165957
*it's a hologram*

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>>31165957
*thunk*
What the devil was that?

>>31166625
Along with pilot armor, sturdy construction, and dive speed.

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>>31166672
Withnosurvivors.png

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>>31165957

>Out of the clouds a squadron of SBD dive bombers come screaming from heavens

> Drop bombs through the flight decks of three of your careers

>Japanese Navy defeated in a day

Better luck next time, Jap.

>>31166708
Four. They lost four at Midway.

>>31166672
Horry sheert.

>>31166753

They lost three in the initial SBD attack when the Zeros were diverted to water level chasing a tragic Devastator torpedo attack where every plane was shot down. The fourth was sunk much later in the day.

>Scratch one flattop, look at that Jap bastard burn!

>>31166806
Well, all that really matters is that they were bent over and sodomized repeatedly.

>>31166584
That's the Sherman tank.

>>31166708
>Akagi got taken out by ONE BOMB
Is there anything more meme than the IJN?

>>31166708
>three of your careers
I change my profession that often, huh?

>>31167284
Wasn't that just a myth?