Stories from behind the counter

>>31165083
Kek
Kuoting therminator
Also the game

>>31165083
Wat do

Westinghouse phased plasma rifles when?

>>31165083
damn, i saw the picture and still didnt get it till the very end.

full kek, all the way from uzKEKistan.

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>>31165083
Damn, I had just watched this movie again and saw the thumbnail yet still didn't see what you were doing till almost the end.

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>>31165083

>Be me
>Be gun shop employee
>Same faggot calls us every day on phone connection that sounds like it is under water using a third world countries cellular network to reach the US
>>>WHADDYA ***** DWENNY DOO MAGNIM *** *Orty GRAIN BULLIT
>We do not have any 22 magnum at this time
>>>HANKS CHECK B*+******* OMIRROW

3-4 times a week since the start of this year

>>31165083
Kek

>>31165426
never, not with the badtfe in charge.

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>be inna gunstore
>2 guys, probably gay guys come into store
>one starts inspecting a few handguns
>they fiddle around with a few different handguns comparing them to swords
>him and his partner start rambling on about some christfag stuff and mass murder
>the one that looks like the sub buys a Desert Eagle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ND3oghPL5M

>>31166436
kek

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>lets call this guy L
>L likes to call in every so often
>never wants anything we have, always shit he either sees as being the new hot thing, or stupid obscure shit
>rarely does L come to the store, god knows why
>L has a bit of an NFA/military clone build habit
>one day, we get 8 suppressors in
>no biggie, they probably just bundled a couple orders together to save on shipping
>fucking NOPE
>all for L, minimum he spent on a suppressor was like $1300 from that shipment
>what, the fugg
>he waits 2 MONTHS to fill his fucking shit out
>L is also lazy as fuck
>we start doing his EIGHT FORM 4'S
>EIGHT
>he starts asking about 41F (hadnt taken effect)
>after the explanation of how its not really the end of the world and its just an extra step, he deems it "too much hassle"
>alrighty
>couple weeks later
>L calls
>wants a factory MPX SBR, Tavor 9mm, and Galil ACE SBR
>can get exactly NONE of that, i dont even know if they do a factory ACE SBR, and if they do, cant find it
>inform L
>"alright, ill do more research and see if there's anything else im looking for"
>aight man
>calls again later
>"can you gets get one of those Serbu AOW's?"
>nooooope, gotta buy those direct
>"what about an HK SL8"
>i goddamn wish i could
>"isnt HK importing those again?"
>not to my knowledge
>"hmmmm, what about a Daniel Defense DDM4 SBR?"
>if i could i would, everything DD is out of stock
>"uhhh, FN 5.7?"
>we got one in store
>"how bout a PS90?"
>out of stock
>"well, if you guys can find a PS90, ill buy both"
>so you want me to set the 5.7 aside for you?
>"nah ill get them both at the same time"
>mfw

>inna store, cleaning counter
>dude walks in
>have to double take
>giant facial hair, pith helmet, safari coat
>dude looks like he's ready to tag an elephant
>has weird fucking gun
>lever action, twenty round mag
>weird caliber too, probably .50 of some snowflake sort
>he needs ammo
>have a box, but he looks stupid
>make up some shit about it not made any more
>offers me gold to skip the paperwork
>hand him the most ridiculous tacticool and expensive thing I have
>doesn't even take his change

We closed early that day.

>>31166555
10/10 potential
4/10 for waste of trips

Needs Polishing but nostalgic non the less

>>31166555
Right in the childhood.
Regardless of Van Pelts gun being not real, I want 2 of them

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>>31165083

>>31166555
RIP in peace Jumanji hunter guy

>>31166498
>>mfw
Whatever happened with the suppressors?

>>31167038
Hes waiting on his stamps now

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>>31166555
Incase anyone was wandering the Big Game Hunter got a USAS-12 dressed up as a sniper rifle from the gun store. almost kind of looks like they were trying to make it look like it psg-1

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>>31165083
>>31166555
>>31166665
>>31166746
>>31167379
>Work in a small, unsuspecting gun shop in NH
>Mexican National athem playing in background
> Have instructions from Eric Holder himself to reenact a certain Vin Diesel Movie
>Some faggot cosplayer walks through the door, steampunk by the looks of it
>Roll my eyes before I ask, "What can I do for you?"
>Tosses me a .700 wtf cartridge "A box of those"
>Play along with him "you know they stopped making these in 1903"
>He says in a deadpan British accent "damn, then I shall need a replacement weapon"
>Plops down a lever action shotgun with a box mag gussied up to look like... an elephant gun?
>Tell him about gubmint waiting period and 4473s
>Plops down $15k in literal gold coins
>Think to myself "fuck it, just following atf orders"
>Get daewoo usa12 from the back disguised as psg1 with drum mag
>TFW it's from Leeland Yi's personal collection
>"If anyone asks you didn't" yada yada
>Hand obvious nogunz bespoke destructive device
>Cringe at terrible trigger discipline
>Ask if he works at post office
>doubletake.jpg
>Faggot walks in with shotgun looking like a rifle walks out with one, doesn't even know
>Turn on news next day
>Faggot shot up a supermarket
>Remember Feinstein's words of wisdom
>"it's Legal to hunt humans".webm
>Wonder who doj is going to pin F&F on now?
>Knock at door
>doggo answers it
>atf.jpg
>"NOOOO DOGGO!!!"
>RIP doggo 2006-2010
>justfollowingorders.gif


Was just about to post before I realized someone already did it.

>>31166555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEqTa_MQY68&spfreload=10

>>31168042

Was he a postal worker?

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>>31166436
Almost thought this was me until he bought the desert eagle

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>>31168062
I dunno, but he WAS wearing a pith helmet.

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>>31168042
>TFW it's from Leeland Yi's personal collection
My sides!

>>31167379

Damn, you beat me to it.