Gun range owner, Ask me anything

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>>31102252

Have you ever found any cartoon characters to be sexually attractive?

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>>31102252
Stories about people comin through that door, rangemeister?

>>31102307

No. But what I do know is people like you need a strong father figure in their lives.

>>31102318

I've fought people, shot people, drank with people and had sex with people. It's been a hell of a ride that isn't over yet.

>>31102252
How did you come into owning a range?
Indoor/outdoor?

>>31102330
well, if you can please tell us these stories, in this order, Mr rangeman

>>31102330
lier

What's the most outlandish, ridiculous thing someone has tried to tell you?

Biggest gun to come to the range?

>>31102252
Are you a furry? Would you be okay with fursuiters shooting on the range as long as they were safe?

Based OP where are you located generally? Indoor or out? Tell us about shooting fighting and sexing. Thanks m8

Proof or you suck dick for a living OP

>>31102346
My old man owned it before me and passed it down.

>>31102359
Well I'll start with the first one for now as it would take too much time, so some gun owning mom (who was a big Palin supporter at the time) took her son to the range. Dude was 25 but suffered from severe down syndrome from what I could see. I let him shoot a 22 because I felt sorry for the poor dude. Everything is fine until he starts shooting at the ground right in front lf the range. His mom tells him "no no no stahp that stahp that"I advance on him and grab the gun. Dude fucking whips me with the butt and tries to choke me with the rifle. I manage to flip him over me and land 4-5 clean shots to his head. Dude still won't give up until I get a clean choke hold around his neck and squeeze until he is unconscious with his mom screaming at me. Last time I ever let a mentally disabled person in my range-

>>31102362
Several pounds of coke

>>31102364
Some guy brought a 20mm once.

>>31102252
Have you ever had the level of lead in your blood/body tested and if so what were the results?
If not, don't you think it might be time to?

>>31102453
Someone told you coke?

>>31102453

You tried to take down a Downsy under the influence of tard rage? Yeah, you gotta watch out for that. They can lift short buses when properly provoked.

>>31102453
>I manage to flip him over me and land 4-5 clean shots to his head.

Shooting him 4 or 5 times in the head didn't kill him? Must have been 9mm.

>>31102453
>things that didn't happen: the post

>>31102453
>I advance on him and grab the gun. Dude fucking whips me with the butt and tries to choke me with the rifle.

He probably thought you were ISIS

>>31102374
>>31102252
this one

>>31102252
Owning a range would be my dream job but it hardly seems profitable. How are you able to bring in 200k a year?

>>31102252
How much does insurance cost you a year?

Generally, the coolest people usually are shooting what semi auto rifle?

>>31102497
I assume he meant punches

This is my dream. How much did it cost to set up?

>>31102682
I was trying to be funny and failed, as usual.

>>31102252

How the hell do you turn a profit with a gun range?

>>31102799
Don't feel down, it's just that /k/ is autistic as fuck

>>31102330
That sounds like shit that Tyrone does at the nearest 7/11. Tell a touching story, you faggot

>>31102878
Probably outrageous "members only" type fees.
You know just like the indoor ranges that charge $30 an hour to use the range, then make you but $35 a box ammo because "only our ammo here, don't want anyone using cheap steel case that we can scavenge the brass from".
That's how profitable ranges do it.

>>31102987
Fuck me the range here does similar to that. 20 for hour range time. 15 for a rental but god forbid you use outside ammo. and its like 40-50 a box. I think a box of 50 .22 is like 20 dollars. Its bullshit.
The other range I know of close by is a nice outdoor. 10 dollars per gun and unlimited range time. But he is a mean old redneck that likes to get drunk and yell at people.

>>31103049
Even though I hated the local drunks turning the local rod and gun into a dive bar in my hometown, I loved being able to just go out there and shoot for free as long as I wasn't doing something illegal.

>>31102323
>bow chicka wow wow

So my local ranges either jew brass for reloads, or don't give a shit and pay people to come take them to recycle. How do you do it? What do you do with reclaimed lead, and how often to you dig out the back stop?

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>>31102323
>sick burn

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>>31102323

>Savage

>>31102330
Have you ever had sex with someone you shot?
Ever shot someone you had sex with?

>>31104675

follow-up:

Did you use make use of the entry/exit wound?

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>>31102323

>>31102453
and THAT is why you should have the right to refuse service.

>>31104709
Good point, I forgot to ask.

On another, more serious note, what's the most memorable thing someone has forgotten or left at your range OP?

>>31102330
In that order?

>>31102252
You hirin', fampai?

What is you longest range? Do you have steel set up?

How much is range fee? How much per round of trap? Is range fee included?

Just trying to gauge your prices. Not trying to dox. Thanks BB.

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>>31102323
do u hav a permit 4 those bantz

What types of people make you nervous?

I think the bug-eyed people are creepy.

>>31102323
Would you be our collective daddy?

>>31102252
Actually, I will have quite a few. I'm doing a 1,000+yd range as my business model for my business management class. My professor is cool with it and I think it'd be badass. Do you have a way I could message you off /k/?