One Gun Per Household

>>31094122
No boating accident, I was robbed. Dunno where my guns went

>tfw you have like 11 guns and there's literally no record of you having any of them

>>31094122
My scariest AR. Then I'd get a tax stamp and auto sear for it.

>>31094122
>Buy 14 tents
>A tent is a house
>keep buying tents as i add to my colection

>>31094131
>forgot to mention, I live in CA, so that's actually impressive here

>>31094122
12 gauge H&R topper. reliable, simple, cheap as fuck.

>>31094122
Looks like I need some extra money Mr President, I'm going to split my house up into 40 units and charge myself rent for all of them, while living in all of them.

>>31094131
>>31094147
>>31094155
>>31094203

You're the kids who play rock paper scissors and yell nuclear bomb or some stupid shit.

Good thing I live in an apartment you filthy fucking nigger.
>ALL my guns

mg13

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P226

Can still conceal, not complete shit for home defense.

>>31094122
AR-15. SBR. Home defense and truck gun.

>>31094122
I'd keep my AR-15 and sell the rest to my unarmed neighbors for 0$ and charge them a storage fee of 0$ per month to keep them in my gun safe.

some kind of short barreled bolt rifle with a mag, i suppose
a scout rifle, basically.

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>I'll just do X,Y, and Z and cheat the system.

Did I fucking stutter? If. If. If. If. If. Iffff if you think you can cheat the system you're fucking wrong.

>PICK ONE FIREARM. Jesus Christ you stupid faggots.

>>31094289
I choose Lee Harvey Oswald's Carcano. Hint hint.

>>31094131
>like 11 guns
what does this mean do you have 11 or not?

>>31094122
Buy 130 houses I guess

>>31094122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSp7CipN1pw

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>>31094231
Just need this one.

My browning hi power.

If Tyrone hadn't stolen it.

>>31094131
>mfw same here
>mfw not in commifornia though

Ok, I'll be mounting this
http://www.gunbroker.com/item/564705321

onto this
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Sikorsky-Black-Hawk/189344

>>31094475
Actually, I'll change the gun to
http://www.gunbroker.com/item/579149470

Prove I didn't lose my shit in a boating accident cuck.

I have a boat. Unlike most people who play this ruse cruise.

>>31094122
>play the game
but the only way to win is not to play

AR-15 with S&B 1-8x short dot scope.

>>31094387
ATF go away

1 AR-15.

Multiple uppers in varied calibers.

>>31094231
And you're a faggot

>>31094122
SG 551 with one of those STANAG lowers.

>>31094289
Fuck you faggot.

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>>31094122
If it includes my guns in other countries I pick my Osa :).

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>>31094348

I would probably choose my xm15e2s even though I own a much nicer AR (it's piston) and a BR. Simply because of the reliability, and part/magazine/accessory availability.

>>31094122
All of them. Shall not be infringed

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I've got the perfect rifle in mind.

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>>31094131
There is now.

t. FBI

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>>31094122

My SCAR 16. I built it to be the one gun I'd grab on the way out the door so it fits the requirements of this game perfectly.

>>31094387
It means I have like 11 guns, duh

>>31096309
Haha you're a fag

>>31094289
I dunno why you expected this thread to go any other way.

>>31096309
my god. all that wasted money on a plastic gun to shoot the same round as an ar-15

>>31096361

I've got 4 AR-15s and I can tell you it's not remotely the same for a variety of reasons.

>>31096337
404 Squid not found.

No records of all 56 of my guns
The single one i register will be an ar lower

>>31096450

If you filled out a 4473 then there's a record. But that's clearly not the point of OPs little exercise.

>>31096481
No record of all 56 of my guns

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>>31094122
sage

>>31096442
its exactly the same, no matter how much money you've wasted on it

>>31096546

I almost bit. Almost.

>>31094289
>/k/ likes to pretend they are clever while giving 2nd grade responses as to how they'll game the system

You should have expected this.

>>31095874
Already stated sorry bud.

>>31096609
Honestly, I think he did expect this. There are ways to phrase the question that wouldn't get responses like these. Ammo shortages, the collapse of western civilization, going on a trip and only having room for one gun.

But OP went for gun control.

>>31096609
Implying that some of these wouldn't actually legally work.

>>31094122
>So which one do you pick /k/?
Single shot .44 derringer

>>31094122
I pick to rebel.

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

>>31094122

And AR-15 lower and like twenty uppers of various lengths and calibers to taunt obongo.

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>>31094131

But do you have any of them buried?

>>31094122
FA MG42 in 8mm and .308
>go big or go home

>>31094492
Protip:
Nobody gives a fuck

>>31094122
>Obeying an EO this unamerican.
Nope. I think I'll keep mine.

>>31094122
My FNC, but I will need to buy an auto-sear immediately.

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>>31094131
U dun goofed now.

>>31094122
>shall not be infringed

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>>31099684
Y-y-you have Funco?! Anon pls tell me, how do and how much did you get her for?

>>31094257
This gun always gives me a raging clue

>>31094122
Fuck your game.

Mossman 500. Easy.

>Chokes
>Variety of shot sizes
>Buckshot, birdshot, you name it
>Slugs

>>31095798
>ecs dee, ur an faggot
>le check mate

>Weld all my guns together.
>"If they stick together it counts as one, right?"

>>31099730
Close to 5 grand all said and done, made in Belgium. Kansas City Gun Show 2015.

>>31100166
Based as fuck. I'd totally drop 5k on a raifu at some point.

>>31096694
Or he could have just asked if you can only have one firearm from your collection, which would it be. He was just trying to make it more fun which is fine.

But to answer, probably my ar-15

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>>31095773
>>31095773
Genius

>>31094289
>>I'll just do X,Y, and Z and cheat the system.

I thought finding loopholes was the whole point of laws.

>>31094492
I lost my guns in a pool noodle accident.

>>31096333
like talking like a dumb like bitch.

>>31094420
Left 30 drop 50 FFE

>>31094122
All of them. Not giving up a single one.

Fuck you, I won't comply and neither will my friends and neighbors. Nor will we hide. We fucking DARE you to enforce your silly rule.
We're berting that there are more like us than all of your enforcement personnel. We don't mind dying for principle. Is it worth it to you? How will you keep it up as your numbers of actual living raid personnel drop?
Come and take them. They'll be warm and empty when you get them.

AR-15 with various uppers.

>>31096309

cool gun none the less.
inb4 jealous fags start to talk shit

>>31094122
I ignore this directive since it is blatantly illegal. The NRA will take care of it.

What!? It gets pretty loud in this workshop!

One gun per non-felon adult member of the household would be more realistic as far as realistic can go in a pantsonheadreatarded scenario.
>>31102271
Cringey AF m8, though you get points for not writing in all caps or having excessive amounts of exclamation marks.

>>31099730
saw a full auto one go on gunbroker for 10k a few months back

>>31094122
I can't decide on which gun... which one is best for shooting the nigger that implemented this law?

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>>31094122

>>31094122
Glock 19 and a mechtech upper. I can still ccw and have a fun carbine/range gun to boot.

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>>31104170
Aw shit, thanks anon.