>tfw a zombie apocalypse will never happen why live, bros?

>>31088581
To keep a zombie apocalypse from happening.

If you're really depressed, go watch John Carpenter's The Thing

>>31088581
for the coming race war

>>31088581
For collapse of civilization.
Maybe a economic or revolutionary apocalypse.
SHTF scenario were we can go INNA woods or INNA city and survive /K/ style.

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>>31088600
This. Just pretend it's resident evil 5 when it happens.

I like having food, clean water, electricity, internet and vidya at my disposal at any time, having my own house instead of having to move around all day for survival like a goddamned hermit and being able to sleep well without worries while still being able to shoot muh guns at the range at my own leisure, thank you very much.

Move to Somalia or something if you want to live in an apocalypse or something.

>>31088671
Live a little, faggot.

I would only want that to happen so I could use my knowledge of explosives to blow up unused buildings and people I don't like.

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>>31088581
Don't worry the niggers are going to piss enough off where it'll be time to clean house. The time to cut down all the tall trees is coming.

>>31088581
Why do you think that?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiocordyceps_unilateralis

Zombie ants exist.

Research has also shown that the ant will die close to the entrance of the ants nest, but far enough away to not be destroyed by custodial ants so it can infect new hosts.

>>31088581
for the collapse of fiat currency

>>31089086
>for the collapse of fiat currency

When's that going to happen, senpai?

>>31088581

well Zombies were never going to be real. it is just a word we use to describe an actual apocalyptic event, Just rotate the Z in world war Z clockwise to see the real threat.

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When the Trump supporters finally go full chimp I'll get to gun down /pol/tards in the street that's why

>implying BLM is going to do it first

I'll bet you 20 bucks.

>>31088728
>implying almost every single person that wants le ebin shit hit le ebin fan da habbening wouldn't shit themselves and cry if it actually did

lol

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>>31089155
soon in a historical perspective, id say by 2020 the world will be on fire. i hope not nuclear

>For the first time in at least 5000 years we have driven interest rates below the zero marker. I thought that was an exceptional piece of intelligence. But I notice however that nobody seems to have picked up on it.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-08-22/jim-grant-will-turn-out-very-bad-many-people

in other news the Swiss Nat'l Bank has been printing new currency, out of thin air. Buying Euros with them, and in turn using Euros to buy up lots of U.S. stocks. for real

>>31089267
>Zero hedge

You'd be better off worrying about zombies.

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>>31089287
>the economy is great
>i got to keep my dr and ins.

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>>31088581
A zombie "apocalypse" would actually be pretty boring. You'd just be more hungry than you're used to for a couple months. Plus, it'd be quarantined. It wouldn't be the end of the world.
>>31089192
>I'm going to gun down those politically incorrect retards in the street
sasuga, religion of peace desu
end bigotry today, right?
>I'll bet you 20 bucks
I'll bet 300 bucks that you got some swedish blood in your veins.

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>>31089333
I'll take that bet.

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>>31089192
>When the Trump supporters finally go full chimp I'll get to gun down /pol/tards in the street that's why
pffffft, with what? Your Shilldog's approved 2 round max-a-mag 20" barrel minim AR-15? I'd love to see you try, then get turned into a bloody amalgamation of bad life decisions in the streets by the angry mother fuckers you fucked over.

>>implying BLM is going to do it first
>Implying they won't

>I'll bet you 20 bucks.
I would agree to a bet but I probably shouldn't take your parent's money.

>>31089267
Oh shit

>>31089192
What is considered "full chimp?"

We already have BLM riots and no Trump supporter riots, so do you already lose?

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there's still the riots to look forward too. Or the Eurowar if you're a eurofag.
>tfw I get to defend my own hometown from kebabs and Merkel's goons soon

>>31088601
>>31088600
>>31088902
You guys do realize that we're (white, armed, generally conservative, but actually willing to fight) the minority. Nobody would be willing to fight besides us and the dindus, and spoiler alert, cops/the government aren't on either side. We'd basically starve to death while isolated firefights take place

>>31089192
Keep dreaming cucklord

>>31088596
Yes. Best movie ever.

>>31090690
Defend them with what, a knife? You're fucked, kraut.

>>31090707
Only if you live in Cali or NYC

>>31092325
I'm Dutch, I guess I can always take potshots with an air rifle or loot the police station.

>>31088581
>tfw a zombie apocalypse is happening right now but you're not allowed to shoot the zombies

>>31088581
>he doesn't know zombie is a codeword

>>31088581
Or when you realize you'll never operate with a sooper sekrit gubermint task force that's been ordered to cover up and eliminate an outbreak in a small town, gunning down zombie and civvie alike.