So whats /k/ up to tonight?

>>31087659
Waiting for the moleman uprising so I can go lone wander and jack that Mauser

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Overwatch. Wishing the guy I want to buy my AR barrel & bolt from would fucking return my email.

>>31087691
Is Mei your Bae? Never played but damn is she fapworthy

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>>31087700
Mei is everyone's bae. I'm more of a Mercy guy, though.

>that sweet, sweet German accent

>>31087659

Is that an actual hollowed out cucumber or some sort of sex toy I'm not aware of?

And I'm not up to shit. Just drinking and browsing /k/ and re-evaluating my life like usual. Researching various wood stock replacements for my AK, and wondering when I'll ever get around to buying the 442 I've been wanting all year

>>31087813
its a hollow cucumber

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>>31087700

>>31087813
>>31087817
>>31087824
I grew it myself. I can fuck it if I want

>>31087830

I mean, I get that you can...but why? why a cucumber? and why is it so shallow? Did you grow it to be fucked or just look at one and go "yup, gonna carve that fucker out and put muh dick in it?"

>>31087830
that's something a incestuous pedophile would say

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>>31087850
it's very good for your skin, that's why they put slices of it on your eyes and anus and spas. I've never been a pumpkin man myself, reminds me too much of a cadaver's brainpan.

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>>31087659

Oh, you know, the usual.

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>>31087659
Being sad. Lost a chance at a good condition, restorable p14 for $200 because visa shit the bed.

>>31087971
Link?

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>>31087988

https://e621.net/pool/show/8996

>>31087659
nice airshit
>>>/asp/

>>31087659
Wishing vafag would email me the details on the mag buy

catching pokemon

>>31087659
I'm a NEET who's bored out of his fucking mind. I've got nothing going on tonight. Will probably end up porking your mom, though, mate.

>>31087659
Took the beagle for a nice long walk, watching 13 Assassins at the moment.

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Well seeing as though it's the morning here, it's breakfast then studies. I love waking up early to see all these lazy students wonder into the dining hall. Probably get high later and write out the rest of a 2000 word essay later.

>>31087659
Your dick fits in that?

>>31087659
>those youtube subscriptions

kek

Yeah, seems about right for the average /k/ poster

Just got home from work, going to go take a big shit.

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>>31087659
Thinking about killing myself.

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>>31090025

Vote for Trump first.

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>>31087659
>Hydraulic Press Channel
my nigga, i love that channel.

>>31087659
I have readings to do for class.

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I'm sitting at my desk browsing /k/ while testing a relay control unit for reliability on the desk behind me. I've just been lurking in silence, interrupted by two successive relay tick-tocks every 8 seconds for a while now.

I kind of want an SKS.

>>31087659
christ man buy a fleshlight

>>31087659
Playing chess by myself

>>31087659
That Mauser looks nice.
Too nice
It's airshit, isn't it?

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Watched the original star wars trilogy with a chick, made out and rubbed her off, now watching Harry Potter and browsing /k/

>>31087659
Watching anime, cleaning my ar, oh and wanting to fingerfuck your mauser dude

>>31090628
Damn I knew it was too good to be true, too fucking clean for a gun it's age. Also no patina

>>31090649
Not Mauser bluing, high s/n for what looks like early style, and stamped words on the barrel for a gun that would have been imported at a time where marks were not required.
Post top view with magazine open

>Work in gun store
>finishing some administrative shit at end of day
>boss notices issue in how it's being processed
>just doing it the way my coworker taught me
>boss calls over co worker so we can go through correct procedure and make sure we are all on same page
>coworker throws a fucking fit, storms out, says he may not be in next day
>changes his Normiebook pictures to edgy shit
>not sure if he's gonna try to shoot up the place

It wasn't even a fucking big deal, it was just a "hey let's do this together so we all do it the same way" kind of thing, me and my boss just stared at him like he was retarded

Other than that, finished 2 armor sets on my Crusader, trying to finish Invoner and get the rest of the Legendaries for my current build, I wanna try out the Thorns build just because most people seem to want to group with zdps or LoN bombardment over Blessed Hammer, but fuck Blessed Hammer with a full set is just too fucking fun

>>31090681
I second this

>>31087659
Looking at things I can't afford. Counting down the days to the next /k/ meet. Hoping I meet some people from my city I can shoot with (since the meet isn't in the same town) more regularly.

>>31087659
Hi underage

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>>31088083
No. Go be poor somewhere else.

>>31087850
But really I was using a knife to eat my favorite pet of the cucumber...then this just sort of got created by accident. It was delicious.

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>>31090628
No worries, it is real. Airship mausers wouldn't have the cut out in the bolt for the firing pin. On mobile, only other picture I have of my 9mm Mauser. My other one is a worn 7.63x25

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>>31090137
You really do. It's the perfect gun for a lot of uses, not just "innawoods shtf"

>>31090774
When and where is the next meet?

>>31087720
>German
She Swiss tho

>>31087926
>it's very good for your skin, that's why they put slices of it on your eyes and anus and spas
>and anus
What the hell kinda spas you been going to?

That lotion is rekting your hormones and giving you cancer. Disgusting.