How do I protect myself from a crazed shooter?

By shooting back with guns.

>>31065991
How do I do that?

Run

>>31065980
Dodge Dip Duck Dive and Dodge

>>31065980
Scissors are an excellent readily accessible improvised weapon for defense against crazed gunmen.

>>31066040
You could also throw cans of food at the shooter.

Or simply lay down your arms.

>>31065980
Never leave your house, just shitpost on /k/ all day.

A DBZ style autismo battle.

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>>31066071

>>31065980
Shoot first.

>>31065980
Use a liberal as a shield

>>31065980
By making guns illegal

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>>31066183
>Shoot first.

Wait a minute...

>>31065980
Wear concealable body armor and hope the crazed shooter isn't using any rifle calibers.

>>31065980
Be the crazed shooter

>>31065980
Make yourself sexy. The other guy will have a much harder time.

don't leave the house, its worked pretty well for me.

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>>31066174
I prefer this kind myself.

>>31066040
N-NANI?

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>>31065980
dont

>>31065980
I carry a gallon of fake blood with me everywhere I go. IF there is a shooting, I dump it all over me and on the floor and I lay in it. Shooter just runs past me thinking I'm REALLY REALLY dead. He may even pass out from the sight of so much blood, and I save the day