Soccer mom thread? Soccer mom thread.

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>>31065874
Shit like this pisses me off. Having connections should save you from a fucking thing if you break the damned law.

>we need a revolution

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>>31066034
About that

>>31066034
It's a fake story like all stories on 4chinz.

Back to funnyjunk with you.

>>31066125
Soooo basically, everyone should really treat this election like the possible starting point for a civil war.

As much as I love America, if Clinton comes into office it's a matter of when, not if, and you know what? Russia isn't so commie anymore, they're pretty based nowadays. They'd be a great ally.

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Posting to keep this thread a goin'.

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>>31066182
Russia is a great ally but it seems trump and gun owners are the only ones who can see that.

>>31066246
What the actual fuck?

>>31066034
Newfag detected.

>>31066246

I can't help but wonder why all the repub talking heads keep saying otherwise.

>Hannity: Putin is evil and wants to start a war with us!
>Glenn Beck: Putin is evil and wants to start a war with us!
>Limbaugh: Putin is evil and wants to start a war with us!

Like what the fuck? Why the hell would they? We don't have anything they want.

>>31066182
It's not the possible starting point for a civil war
really you could trace it back to police brutality, trayvon martin, or you could even make an argument for rodney king. The abuses of the state on the people, government expansiveness, it can all be traced back pretty far.
Hell, you could say the conflict of the first civil war has just changed form.

>>31066246
>Trump
Yeah, some of the things he says seems good, until you realize he's in Clinton's pocket and is going to drop out last minute, or just throw the election to ensure someone like Johnson won't gain more support.

>>31066261
I don't see how hating shit like that makes me a newfag, but fuck it.

>>31066034
Even if it is a fake story shit like that happens quite often. A former mayor's son in my town got off on some rape charges because he was the mayor's (at the time) son. It's bullshit.

>>31066272
vlad isn't paying them

>>31066272
Everyone is selling fear. Fear sells.

>GOP talking heads: These foreign people want to destroy us. So do blacks, gays, and liberals.
>DNC talking heads: those GOP guys want to turn us into 1950s Alabama

>>31066274
>police brutality
I wouldn't say it's brutality, but rather a lack of training and over-restrictions on some of them.

Trayvon Martin was a dipshit thug. Rodney King, don't even start on that. It's before my time but still, he deserved every bit of that.

You definitely could make the case of the first civil war changing form, though.

>>31066280
>in clinton's pocket
he's gonna crush her the second a debate starts

>>31066293
The recent militarization and lack of proper, modern training have resulted in people making bad decisions over the last couple decades. The general perception is that abuse from the police is occurring more and more.

I never said they were good people, but they were catalysts.

>>31066301
Even so, does that change anything?

What better way to win an election than to have your only real rival in your pocket? Even if you lost you still won. He's bought out by her.

>>31066314
You know what? You're not wrong. That could definitely be spun and manipulated by a rebel group to drum up more support, and lots of it.

>>31066345
>he will crush her in the debates
>"so he's bought lol"
explain yourself, nigger

>>31066361
The thing that I think would really kick things off is a union between modern libertarianism and frustrated black people. Gaining not necessarily the blm crowd but the older, quiet majority who are being upset by the current state of affairs.
Just imagine that election. Imagine if fucking Kanye came out as a based libertarian when he ran as president.

>>31066364
>clinton attended Trump's wedding
>trump donated to her campaign before
>trump also donated to her husbands foundation

Trump and Hillary are friends. Trump, is a business man with no interest in politics. You really think he wants the presidency? He wants money, and I'm willing to bet that Clinton is paying him for the election. Those are just my suspicions though, anon. Stock up on funs an ammo, the happening could be closer than people realize.

>>31066395
Oh, trust me I know. I'm a millennial, and most of the kids I went to school with, and other's I know my age range are all starting to consider themselves Libertarian, and rightfully so. I forget to mention, much of the people I'm talking about are these frustrated black people. I live in Southern CA, there seems to be quite a few of them around here.

>>31066403
I also forget to mention, as well as Clinton's political viewpoints having been all over the place in past years, so has Trump's. He's been against things such as gun rights, and freedom of speech. He's a Democrat through and through.

>>31066419
Unless something changes dramatically, there's going to be a very significant libertarian movement in the next 30 years.

>>31066447
Thank god, personally I think the government should just stick to protecting its citizens and maintaining peace. No need to regulate peoples' lives.

I've got one.
>Be shopping with my uncle.
>Be OCing Glock 20.
>Uncle in wheelchair. 87 lungs fucked.
>Pushing him along with shopping cart.
>"Hey Anon go get some spaghetti"
>mfw. Uncle makes awesome spaghetti.
>Go get it. Come back.
>Some woman is by uncle.
>sees me.
>sees gun.
>SCREAMS turns and grabs my uncles wheelchair.
>Starts running with my UNCLE.
>"He's got a gun! Run!
>Oh fuck no!
>Chase her down.
>She turns around.
>BOOM! KO!
>Get my Unkie back.
>Manager comes up.
>"WTFIGO?!?
>Uncle and I explain.
>Bitch is coming to.
>"OMG! He attacked me! I was trying to save an old man! He has a gun!"
>"He my nephew dumb bitch."
>"Oh he attacked me!"
>Cops show up disarm me.
>manager pulls footage.
>Collaborates with story.
>"Anon/Uncle would you like to press charges?"
>Bitch gets indignant.
>"He shouldn't have a gun only cops should have guns!"
>Cop shuts her up.
>Repeats question.
>Bitch again "What charges?"
>Assault, attempted kidnapping, disturbing the peace.
>Bitch goes WHITE.
>"No let her go we haveshit to do."
>OK Bitch bye she has shiner from where I hit her.
>Spaghetti was good that night.

>>31066595
Glad to hear, anon. Spaghetti is always amazing.

>>31066280
>>31066345
>>31066403

I have trouble believing a man who owns properties worth several billion dollars could be bribed by a politician with vague promises of "more money".

>>31066403
>Trump and Hillary are friends.
No, Trump and Bill are friends. And even if they weren't they have to be on civil terms because they run in the same social circles and live nearby each other.

>>31066182
>As much as I love America, if Clinton comes into office it's a matter of when, not if, and you know what? Russia isn't so commie anymore, they're pretty based nowadays. They'd be a great ally.
Russia are shit but HOLY MOSES the west parleys with worse people. I'm so.
So.
So.

Tired of the cold war mentality.

Seriously.

>>31066272
>I can't help but wonder why all the repub talking heads keep saying otherwise.
It's an economic thing. Putin is currently amassing people that will no longer trade in dollars and instead use national currency for national currency.

People that did that before them:
-Hitler
-Saddam Hussein
-Gaddafi

Each time someone steps out of line the US get involved.

>>31066974
It's not more money, it's his life and that of his family. Clintons have had like 40 people killed in the last 20 years.

>>31067692
The people they killed weren't exactly rich or celebrity status.

>>31067680
classic commiefornia

>>31067875
I'd call that one more a road rage story than a soccer mom story.

>>31067709
The other kid's father punching that idiot in the mouth was the best part.

>>31067875
I hope the cunt died. I hope she had kids in that car too.

>>31066245
>blind fiance
Yeah okay.

>>31066974
>I have trouble believing a man who owns properties worth several billion dollars could be bribed by a politician with vague promises of "more money".

They've been friends for years. Trump probably is more liberal than Clinton is. It's a false flag of the highest degree. It's trying to deliberately smear any idea of GOP or conservatives as racists, homophobic, sexist, anti-trans, anti-worker, elitists. Trump is trying to lose so Clinton can be president so that they can keep the progressive machine going.

>>31067875

That one's got to be bullshit, because if some shit like that actually went down there'd be a fucking news report probably saying how 2 white NRA speed demons tried to murder a wholesome liberal family and this is another reason why guns need to be banned.

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>>31068549
quick question, have you put any remote thought or effort into looking into what the man actually fucking says, instead of getting it directly from mass media?
fucking hell, I haven't seen a post this criminally retarded in months

>>31068640
that is nuts
even if not true its just NUTS liberals r NUTS

>>31068549

So that's what it's like to be retarded and have your opinions fed to you by the mainstream media.
Gross.

>>31067598
a lot of us are, I think it has to do with an increasing number of the population being born too early to remember the soviets or being born after the fall of the soviets. Because we never were exposed to that mentality of fearing the USSR we reject cold war fears and instead want to be allies with or at least on good terms with Russia.

>>31069069
>a lot of us are, I think it has to do with an increasing number of the population being born too early to remember the soviets or being born after the fall of the soviets. Because we never were exposed to that mentality of fearing the USSR we reject cold war fears and instead want to be allies with or at least on good terms with Russia.
Which is probably why PUTIN DID EVIL THING is something the media is trying to push so hard.

Again. They're autocratic dicks with a human right's record in the negatives.

Still. So do Israel, Iran, China and dozens of other nations nobody in the west hates as much as Russia.

It's time to thinking in terms of good guys and bad guys.

The markets sure don't and had it not been for the constant alienation of Russia the economic bitchfight with China would most likely never have gotten so bad.

We've done the entire constant being a threat to human survival thing before.

It's time to get over it. If nothing else it'll be less likely to just burn the riches we've gathered in the mean time.

Oh. And we might want to re-colonize Africa. That's probably a terrible thing to say, but it's clear they can't stop being dicks to each other in the most non-amusing way possible, so we might as well buy up all the land and order the entire thing somewhat.

China sure is already in the process of doing just that.

>>31068571
Not if the police let him go on self defense.
Zimmerman didn't get in the news until MONTHS after the event occurred.
Liberals never report on self defense.

>>31066245
>shopping

Cop asks "what are you doing here?"

Yeah no.

>>31066419
You must be 18 or older to post.

>>31069160
>what is sarcasm
>what is reading comprehension

>>31069160

Learn to read, dipshit.

>>31068640
65 years, no parole and a 1.1million lawsuit would make the news.

All these stories are fake as shit, it's basically the Tumblr "I showed those white men at Walmart what feminism really was and everyone clapped," or reddit's, "I told my teacher how good wasnt real, and she sat in silence as I dropped the mic and walked out."

>>31069306
they're good stories, take them as just that

>>31066280
>just throw the election to ensure someone like Johnson won't gain more support
>Become the mortal enemy of the most heavily armed demographic in the nation.

This is why I don't buy it, he'd be dead inside a month and he knows it.

>>31068435
>blind fiance
He hasn't been on in a long time, but he's legit. There are several copy pastas of his out there.

>>31068435
More like Blind Kung-Fiancé Master amiright?!

>>31070465
>turns out her last name is finklestein
Everytime

>>31065685
Should have told him how awesome guns are. Could have converted him to pro funs!

>>31068549
>racists
Disparaging remarks about illegal immigrants, you know what, fuck it, I'll give you this one.
>homophobic
When has he ever said anything remotely homophobic?
>sexist
How?
>anti-trans
Didn't he break from GOP tradition by supporting Tranny bathrooms?
>anti-worker
The guy who's trying to bring jobs back to America with protectionist legislation
>elitists.
Who's entire support base is notably populist.

If Trump is a false-flagger, he's doing a really shitty job.

>>31069306
I see you majored in liberal arts AND crap posting.

>>31069635
Thank you for making my world a brighter place,if only for a minute

>>31066293
I don't think police abuse is any worse than it has ever been. It's just now we live in a society where everyone has a cellphone with a video camera. So shit that used to be covered up with, "we investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong" doesn't cut it when there's cellphone footage of a cop emptying an magazine into a guys back as he runs away.

That's not to say groups like Black Lives Matter don't blow every single incident out of proportion for political gain. The Michael Brown case being the most notable incident. It was framed as by BLM and the media as a case of a cop gunning a man down in cold blood when in reality it was a dumbass bringing fists to a gunfight.

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>>31066595
At least you didn't drop the spaghetti.

>>31068549
Going with the premise that you're right, what happens when Clinton blue screens or strokes out during the debates and Trump becomes inevitable? Because that's a real possibility.

>>31066595
saved for soccer mom folder

>>31068549
The idea that Trump is a plant is also a false-flag, especially if Trump wins.

Shut your face, vote for a candidate, and fuck off back to >>>/pol/

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>>31066595
Yuropoor here, do people really say this sort of shit, in a state where OC is legal?

>>31072374
>/b/ disclaimer.jpg

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>>31066280
>Yeah, some of the things he says seems good, until you realize he's in Clinton's pocket and is going to drop out last minute, or just throw the election to ensure someone like Johnson won't gain more support.
This meme again, pls leave Hillary/Soros

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>>31065685

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>>31065685
not soccer mom, but it is funny

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>>31065685
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>>31074239
The Legion enjoys hearing such degenerate scum facing such a fate.

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>>31065685

I got some OC

> be strong womyn
> guns are so bad
> no gun laws in Muricafuckyeahistan
> men suck too
> I'll get a gun and then commit multiple felonies with it because muh feelings get rustled
> thanks for the support famm


I never thought I would experience this IRL but it looks like it is unavoidable. Do I respond? I want to respond so badly but at the same time it's probably not worth the energy/ mental thought.

How the fuck does this seem like a reasonable thing to post?


Unfortunately I'm friends with a lot of these fuckers, but I'm so fucking tired of people spouting meme-logic like it's real life.

So should I respond? Would you? Would /k/?

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>>31074529
Fucking end me.
https://youtu.be/MMk42Diycyg

>>31074319
What the fuck did I just read?

>>31074529
>Stonk womyn pulls glock
>guy takes cover pulls his glock
>Dumb bitch get ventilated.
I have no problems with this.

>>31074529
These people are mentally ill. Is that why they support gun control? Because they think everyone thinks the way they do?

>>31074641

Yeah that was my immediate thought too, it's either:

A) Terrific way to get shot

B) Terrific way to get arrested

>>31065685
>things that never happened

>>31066595
You Idiot! Always press charges! They will never fucking learn until you start dragging their ass through the court system, they've abused the law in their favor for years, and now that you had your chance you squandered it!

>>31074529
I respect your self control for not responding. I would've probably just called her an idiot and told her that she's gonna get herself shot, but by all means go commit a few felonies.

>>31072374

see: >>31074529

Yes. Some people think like that, and some of them are dumb enough to act on it.

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>>31074185

> collaborate my version of events
> collaborate

>>31066595

>Collaborates with story.
>Collaborates

IT'S FUCKING CORROBORATE YOU MONGS

How in the sweet Christ do you collaborate with a story? Do you read it and do everything it tells you? Are you able to collaborate with a physical, non sentient object? Do I need to go Yoko-fucking-Ono on your ass for you to understand how dumb you are? For people who spend so much time on the worlds most complete volume of knowledge, you sure are awfully stupid sometimes.

>>31070890

It's not racism, it's bigotry.

>>31074646
They live in their own little bubble where everyone either agrees with them, or is cuckmeming themselves into feigning agreement so they don't trigger anyone. If no one ever challenges your opinion, how are you going to learn how to think critically?

>>31075622
>How in the sweet Christ do you collaborate with a story?
When you work together to invent it.

>>31075794

No, that's collaborating with each other.

>>31074529
Hmm, I'd reply along the lines of "What you are proposing is not only a felony, but is considered grounds for any armed individual to kill you without another word, even in states without Stand Your Ground laws (because you have a gun aimed at them, they cannot safely retreat)."

I've stopped being surprised by people who decry our current gun laws but lack any understanding of them.

>>31074529

Oh, the kicker, this chick is like, example A of dumbass millenial:

10 "former intern" jobs on "past work experience"

1 Job at a summer camp

2 jobs at university

Currently a babysitter.

Every day I believe more and more that you shouldn't vote unless you know how to file your own taxes.

>>31075688
>It's not racism, it's bigotry.
Do you really expect nu-males to understand that?

>>31075992
I really don't expect anyone to understand that. Let alone admit it.

>>31074529
Why do you feel the need to reply? The actual issue she's upset about here is the harassment. Your two cents concerning gun politics is entirely beside the point and will come across as fedora-tier at best. She's just venting. Given it's a really stupid way to vent but face it she's never going to want to own a gun anyway so not like it'll ever come back to bite her. Everyone who owns guns gets tired of hearing the meme-spouting. Correct them if it's appropriate to the discussion. This is not one of those times.

>>31074529
>angry stranger pointing gun at face
>the fear women experience every day
haha, totally sane and balanced person there with a well controlled sense of proportion

>>31066595
>not insisting that the police do their job and charge her
You are a small part of the problem. That woman is still out there because of you.

>>31074239
>"A fair kill."

>>31075622
dank pasta

>>31075622
>Are you able to collaborate with a physical, non sentient object?
It's not even a physical object, a story is just data, a memeplex that can be stored in a variety of physical forms

>>31074646
>Is that why they support gun control? Because they think everyone thinks the way they do?

Yes.

It's projection.

>>31071896
>shit that used to be covered up with, "we investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong" doesn't cut it when there's cellphone footage of a cop emptying an magazine into a guys back as he runs away
100% true and a real problem

But BLM has managed to obfuscate the issue by pimping out actual thugs that got shot for actual thugging. [We know why, it's because 99% of blacks are thugs that identify with thugs and want to be able to victimize people with impunity.]
We're never going to look at eliminating qualified immunity at this rate. Maybe that's why people like Soros are funding #BLM. Pay some niggers to nog, so the issue becomes about nigger behavior instead of cop behavior.

>>31069292
>Anti-gun jailed for anti-gunning making the news
Never gonna happen, they will however show a negro American getting capped for dindu

>>31065780
As fake a stipper's tits.

>>31067875
Did that anon ever tell us what happened to the bitch?

>>31067875
Pls tell me the ending

>>31074575
The look in the first guy's eyes at the end

>>31066182
>Soooo basically, everyone should really treat this election like the possible starting point for a civil war.
Yeah pretty much, we've got all the warning signs.
>political parties stratified by ethnicity
>organized violence targeting political events
>propaganda demonizing voting blocs rather than ideologies or individual politicians
>increasingly common "flashpoint" events like riots or anti-government standoffs
I don't think liberals will let Trump assume power peacefully if he should win, and Hillary will almost certainly do something stupid like a gun ban if she gets into power.

>>31074529
One thing that fascinates me about women hating firearms is that mindset of perpetual fear. I understand why it is culturally present (although exaggerated), but why do they not understand that with the invention of firearms, males no longer have the monopoly on violence that "inherent" fear came from. They should embrace firearms as the great equalizer they are.

>>31077259
<evopsych>
Men's basic response to a threat is to kill it.
Women's basic response to a threat is to shriek and complain until a man kills it.
</evopsych>

>>31069635
old but gold

>>31076612
Pure exhaustion. That woman sucks the life out of him.

>>31069069
I'm living proof of the generation shift.

My dad was born in Fulda while his dad was playing armored speed bump for the Red Army, and spent the 80s in fear of Japan taking over the world.

My childhood and teenage memories of Russia are Yeltsin and Putin being bros with Clinton and W. I took a Russian lit class in college, am a huge weeb, and collect slavshit. I've even dated Russian girls.