Quotes /k/ could never understand

"I hate using guns"- every hitman in a modern movie

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>I quote movies because I think something written by a Hollywood drama major/English major has relevance to reality

>Movies are my life because it distracts me from my own

You are going to hit 30 eventually. What's your plan? Is a magical sword going to appear for you, OP?

>>31063522
Is that quote in the movie though?

>>31063513
> Welcome To The Jungle
> Not even a Hitman

I'd say despite their racist pretension, /pol/ doesn't even understand what it means to love one's volk.

>>31063522
>>31063528
It literally isn't in the movie

>>31063489
The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb

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"You boys killed my dog."

What did he mean by this?

>>31063565
Yeah, that's what I remembered. The books certainly flesh out the characters more.

>>31063594
How did he know they killed his dog?

Whats hard about that? Hes doing what he does because he doesn't want to see Gondor get raped by green niggers, not because he enjoys fighting just for the sake of it. P clear cut desu.

>>31063607
because he didn't kill it and the news reports said his dog had been shot. process of elimination.

>>31063641
>news reports said his dog had been shot.
Did they?

>>31063531
>Welcome to the Jungle
When/why did they rename The Rundown?

>>31063649
Worst Mara wakes him up and says that his dog is dead and that the news said he shot it

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>>31063594
But his dog is standing right behind him???

>>31063669
>Wost
>implying Roon-Roon isn't the worstest Mara

You blind, nigga?

>>31063672
Thats his spirit animal.

>>31063690
>implying bigger tits and red hair make her automatically better

>>31063545

That may have more to do with their volk disowning them first, but yeah...

>>31063522
Was getting caught part of your plan?

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>>31063706
Oh fug

So when he said "you boys killed my dog" he really meant "you boys killed my spirit"

Shit's deep

>>31063522
Considering that the quote is authored by a veteran of the first world war...

>>31063594
>shooter came out 9 years ago
what the fuck, man.

>>31063489

Violence never solves anything.

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>>31063717
Look, Roon-Roon is good, but she's derpy as fuck compared to Best Mara

The tits and red hair are a factor, I give you that. But even without those it's a clear win for Best Mara.

Get eye surgery.

>>31063807
this

>>31063513
"lol I never said I couldn't use one!!!!" - every hitman in a modern movie after using a gun

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>>31063522

>WW1 veteran and one of the greatest authors and intellectuals of our time

>'"hollywood drama major" who doesn't understand reality'

>>31063816

Shooter was the Bourne Identity if the Bourne Identity had been written by semi-illiterate hicks.

>>31063489

I do not love the bright sword (PENIS) for its sharpness (Sean Bean), nor the arrow (DCU) for its swiftness, nor the warrior (Brit IFV) for his glory (hallelujah). I love only that which they defend (M'sir)."