god bless america

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>>31056450
Fuckin' A

>>31056450
Congrats komrade!

Good werk

Please remember to promote progun politics, which, I remind you, does not necessarily mean voting Republican.

>>31056450
As a true American, be grateful that you were given the opportunity to join us.

>>31056450
Looks like fun stuff.

>>31056450
don't forget to vote trump.

>>31056487
so you're cherokee or choctaw?

>>31056494
Mexican American, so close enough

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well done m8

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>>31056491

>>31056494
That's hardly real American.

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>>31056450

Welcome to freedom

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Congrats, don't forget to vote.

>>31056516
>american before America was a thing
>not a real american

if your ancestors six hundred years ago were europoors that just makes you a europoor :^)

>>31056450
WELCOME

>>31056494
half cherokee and choctaw
my baby she's a chippewa

>>31056538
She's one of a kind.

>>31056450
Welcome to the winning team!

>>31056450
Good to have you. Hope you're white.

>>31056450
>That little pamphlet of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution

EVERY FUCKING ONE OF US SHOULD HAVE THAT THING, JESUS CHRIST.

Also welcome to the US. Which state did you pick to live in?

>>31056598
the guns scream 'CA legal'

>>31056450
Thank you for choosing to earn your American citizenship. I wish our native born recognized what a privilege it is. Steady on old boy and keep firing.

>>31056528
>It's not American by definition
>Yet is somehow still American
I guess the rumor that Indians have double digit IQs is true

>>31056450
Congratulations.

Some day, I will be American too.

>>31056604
I want to live in Montana or Vermont, I'd still have a Mini-14.

>liberals say we hate immigrants

anyone that comes here, loves the country and goes about it in the right way is fine with me. even if they hate guns, it doesn't matter. you're welcome and i'm glad to have you.

>>31056494
i suppose your forebearers just sprang up from the earth then? i was born here too ya' know. its not a crime to be born somewhere, it happened to most of us.

Congratulations OP. Good job!

Don't forget to buy some furniture (although guns are typically more important than furniture/clothing/food)

>>31056598
>>That little pamphlet of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution
>EVERY FUCKING ONE OF US SHOULD HAVE THAT THING, JESUS CHRIST.
They didn't do that in your high school?

>>31058726
Some schools 'edit' the bill of rights to be more PC, like "The people have a right to bear arms in a state militia" [paraphrase], which is fucking retarded because why the shit would a government grant itself rights in a bill of the people's rights? That's downright communist, a bill of rights is supposed to grant or declare people's rights which your government are supposed to respect, not the other way around.

If I lived in America, I would do my part to support lobbying to stop practices like those, it seems greatly unAmericam to censor founding documents in education.

>>31058726
no they were too busy teaching common core and how to bareback with condoms

>>31056450

Welcome to our country. I hope you enjoy it here, and will eventually learn to call it home.

>>31059140
>bareback with condoms
That's an oxymoron, barebacking is skipping the condom.

>>31056450
Just because you're here doesn't mean you have to turn immediately into white trash.

>>31059305
Just means he has the freedom too.

>>31056494
>Tfw can't even pronounce the tribe my dad's from

>>31056598
Everyone should just educate themselves as much as they can on their history, and not just flick through it in a pamphlet

>>31059124

I am surprised they even ask immigrants about the second amenedment on the test desu. The current goverment hates the people owning guns.

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>>31059295
>>31059140
They have started distributing videos along the same line as pic related at my university. Spent two whole minutes explaining to the freshmen in orientation how not to rape.

Never once in my entire schooling did we ever discuss the meaning of our nation's foundational documents.

Hands warm, powder dry.

>>31059377
>oh my bad miss, i almost raped you

>>31056450
Congrats anon, you made the right choice.

>>31056500
>Mexican
WE WUZ AZTECS AND SHIIEET

>>31056450
pls be European

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>>31056450
dog bleds :-DDDDD

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Milennial uprising when?

>>31059377
American public education is dead.

Like, really, the rates of blacks choosing home schooling over public schooling has sky rocketed, that tells you something when even the poorer demographics of society shy away from it.

Common core is cancer.

Welcome Amigo

>>31056450
Congrats anon!

Have you been assigned a demographic to hate yet?

>>31059458
I'd be more concerned with the quality of black homeschooling

>>31059529
It literally cannot be worse than Common Core

>>31059544
I can't imagine Common Core being worse than being taught by a single black mother

>>31056494
>cherokee ot choctaw
Oh, would you look at that. Viking artifacts in North American older than the known spread of asiatic peoples into the same region. How incovenient for your narrative.

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>>31059581
Honestly, who cares who got here first anymore, the Europeans conquered the land and own it now

>>31059377
>>31059458
>>31059544

>Never once in my entire schooling did we ever discuss the meaning of our nation's foundational documents.

Anons, I have some wonderful things to tell you. I worked as a sexual assault/suicide prevention trainer at a military college my senior year. Basically we would take small groups of freshmen and sophomores and tell them not to be retarded when they go out. Always have a buddy with you and if she looks drunk don't even try it. Even a false accusation can ruin your life. Mattress girl is a great example of that.

My group would also communicate with other colleges to see what they did, and if there was anything we could take away that might be helpful. They are literal fun police and re-education teams. They have been indoctrinated to believe that third wave feminism and "progressive" ideals are the saving grace of our society. The only problem is that our founding documents stand in the way of their wonderland and was written by evil slave owning white men that probably raped every woman they came into contact with.

That is how the people who run the orientation groups think. By making a strong first impression with the incoming class they can plant ideas and open a discussion that questions the ideas our nation was built on and the rights that are protected by the constitution. If they control the discussion the possibly of remodeling our nation, as Ginsberg said, like South Africa or some other hell hole increases.

Do not argue with these people, or even attempt to reason with them. They will scream names and cite biased sources or the pseudo-science that is sociology. That is how they control the discussion, by stonewalling or discrediting anyone that tries to question it. Get your degree and get the fuck out of there in four years or less. Make something of yourself and raise your kids to be honest people.

>tl;dr, we are fucked

>>31059581
Nobody really cares, they never stayed here anyway.

>>31056450
>Your Rights
>nothing about the right to own guns

I see how it is, Obama

>>31059445
You do know it was the millenials that gave PC culture to rise in the first place?

>>31056450
Welcome home.

>>31056494
Wow. Someone mentioned the Choctaw. Grandma would be proud.

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>>31056450
Congratulations, Anon!

>>31059654
Laws forced upon thee do not apply to we

>>31059656
Boomers laid the foundation for that tbhfam

>>31059722
Millennial faggots are the ones perpetuating it duderino.

>>31059734
The sane, non sjw/tranny loving Millennials should have a civil war against their Marxist/lgbtxyz123 counterparts to secure the future of America.

>>31059776
i want to

>>31059801
Hell, I'd be down for that. We'd be out numbered 3 to1 though.

>>31056450
Congrats lad, my mom just became one too.

>>31059811
Yea, but we are far better armed.

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>>31059811
yeah well, they don't have guns, just complaints, think you can handle it?

>>31059811
Yeah but we'd actually fight. Not just bitch, whine, and loot electronics stores.

>>31056450
so fucking jelly

congrats

>>31056500
Jesus Christ, fuck off with this. Being a beaner doesn't make you the same as a damn Mohawk or Lakota or Nez Perce.

>>31059811
>outnumbered

The Marxists aren't the ones with the guns

Safe spaces can't help them against bullets

>>31059862
He's Chicano scum, just ignore him.

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>>31059811
Damn a good number of responses. Well the revolutionary war was one by 3% of the colonists wasn't it? Bring on the fat feminists, lgbtxyz123, Marxists, racist blm and whatever scum are trying to derail our country. Didn't realize other /k/ommandos felt the same.

>>31060113
I really wish all those people saying they'd move to canadia if trump gets elected follow through

>>31060113
I've been wanting it since the DNC leaks. Not because Hillary is corrupt, we knew that, but no one in the party gives a shit. They're entirely for a corrupt political system that serves their purposes, even the Sanders people don't seem to care that much and are supporting the person that directly fucked them over.

Those kinds of people need to be removed from the political landscape to preserve a free country.

>>31060198
Agreed. That'd be more favorable then a Millennial battle royale.

>>31060207
I'm hoping against all odds that Trump somehow manages to win, but it's not like a victory for him will make them go away.

The Democrats would be left wondering how their chosen idol lost; that's some satisfaction, at least.

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>>31060207
Have you seen all the people that died randomly? The wiki leaks source of Clintons emails got shot in DC and was not robbed. Just shot to death. Also Julian Assange's lawyer was thrown in front of a train. Wtf the Clintons are offing people.

>>31060198
That's not really very fair to the Canadians though.

Let's send them to Germany, they love refugees.

>>31060198
Why won't they move to Mexico? I thought liberals loved Mexico.

>>31056494
I know my lineage enough to trace my father's side back to the Yaquis tribe. If any SJW or liberal scumbag wants to question my "Americaness" I can easily throw that in their face if they want to play that game.

TRUMP 2016

>>31059672
Where can I get that blanket? Looks comfy as fuck.

>>31056538
Came here to post this.

>>31056450
Congrats motherfucker now make something of yourself.

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>>31060236
I was thinking that a softening of SJW policies under a Trump administration would allow a societal shift back towards the center but now I don't.
>>31060237
Yes, I am aware of how fucked the Clinton's are. They need to be in prison.

Now I'm just waiting to begin pic related.

>>31060237
>Wtf the Clintons are offing people.
Someone will off the Clintons eventually

>>31060387
The only ones with the power to do that are the people.

>>31059544
Common Core is the biggest step foward in public education since integration.

>>31060402
Disease will do it for us, look at them, they're old and sick.

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>>31060405

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>>31056450
Fuck yeah congrats!

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>>31060343
If trump wins, the first few days will be Rodney King riots x10 but will eventually fizzle out. If Clinton wins then the rights of everyone will be slowly chipped away until we do something or until there's nothing left to chip at. Well what'll it be, boys?

>>31060491
fuck off furfaggot

>>31060491
There will be riots for months if Trump wins

>>31060533
What?
>>31060545
I dunno about months. Maybe a week or more of chaos though. The dindus, la Raza, everyone under the sjw ideology will go batshit insane. But the National Guard will be called at some point and stop it.

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welcome, friend! Please enjoy every bit our constitution has to offer. When you vote, please keep those beautiful rights in mind :]

Good luck!!

>>31060198
>>31060208
>>31060244
>>31060262
How about this.They move to Wuebec and Quebec secedes. Mexico is always an option tho

>>31060578
>The dindus, la Raza, everyone under the sjw ideology will go batshit insane.
Oh boy, I can finally take advantage of Castle Doctrine and Stand Your Ground!

>>31060578
Thankfully, I'm in Kentucky.

So all the dindus and shit will be contained in Louisville.

>>31060657
Yeah. They better hope the National Guard stops them before the all of the pissed off property owners do. These people are tired of their complaining and looting. Rooftop Koreans will return.

>>31060545
they'll last maybe a week until people have enough and start shooting entitled spics and niggers in the street.

>>31056450
git the fuck out you dirty immigrant

no but in all seriousness, great job, enjoy the guns while they still last

>>31056519
Is that John Cena working the counter?

>>31059140
>implying sex ed is a bad thing
Texan spotted

>>31059124
>>31058726

I don't remember if my schools did this or not. I know we talked about the birth of the US in my history classes. I remember scoring higher than everyone else during our coverage of the US Civil War, but I can't recall what we talked about in regards to the Revolution and the founding documents.

>>31060696
What'll be better is when legally armed blacks and hispanics start shooting the criminals/welfare theives in their neighborhoods and the media won't be able to shout "waists!" like they always do.

>>31060746
>bareback
>good sex ed
Hold the fucking phone here, barebacking isn't something you do with just anyone, sex ed should tell you this, condoms have a purpose.

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>>31056500
>Mexican
>True American

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>>31059839

>>31059529
Homeschooling does not necessarily mean teaching your kids yourself at home. There is this new form of homeschooling system where you can pick classes and teachers a la carte. You pay them individually and the only thing each teacher has in common with the group is a schedule and the fact that they all share the same building (typically a big church).

Anyway, it's a decent alternative for people who don't like public school and can't pay for private school (which sometimes is equally bad), but who also don't have time to teach their kids themselves. It also gives kids the chance to socialize, something severely lacking in traditional homeschooling.

As for the black people thing, I can confirm that I saw quite a few moving to this system because of lack of satisfaction with public schools.

A neat side effect of this system is that it is a free market, and if you don't teach well then you won't make money at it, and someone else will take your place who does a better job. However this has teething problems because most places have a limited amount of classroom space for this market to operate within, and certainly not enough to have multiple teachers to chose from who teach the same type of class, therefore limiting competition. The result is you can get stuck with bad teachers for a year or two.

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>>31060591
Man, it just dawned on me...

It is just a matter of time until Obama will be plastered over 100s.

And if Hillary gets elected, she will be on the 50's too.

>>31056474
.... Ive never seen a democratic pro gun policy lmao

Its always Republican or Third party independent

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>>31060679
>Rooftop Koreans will return.
>'fw Roof Koreans andbPuerto Rican Congress Buster alliance
Them illegals, dindus and SJWs won't see it comin'

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>>31056450
Welcome to the club, based American!

>>31056500
ORELE VATO
SO HOL ON ESE
SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ AZTEC N OLMECS N SHEIT

>>31059811
More like 1 to 1. The majority of Millennials are actually hedonists. Concerned primarily with who's fucking who, they would most likely be neutral.

>>31056450
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

>>31061147
Sucks our generation is full of self absorbed man babies who only care about getting their cummies. Millennial civil war for the future of America when?

>>31060578
As an America of Hispanic ethnic background I must say, "I FUCKING WISH A NIGGA WOULD!"
Seriously fuck these whiny cunts

>>31061147
>The majority of Millennials are actually hedonists
SLAANESH
L
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>>31056500
>Mexican
>True American
lol

>>31061277
*tips fedora*

All people are exactly the same.

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>>31061287
>All people are exactly the same.

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>>31061147
>>31061268
>>31061272
Just keep calm and watch Common Filth.

>>31056450
Congratulations! How exactly did you become a U.S. citizen?

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>>31061450

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Good for you OP!

>>31061343
By outrunning the speedboats.

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>>31056450

Happy citizenship.

>>31059811
Pretty sure it could be 40 to 1, they would still get rekt. Not that theres anything special about us, they are just the weakest minded humans to ever live on the planet.

>>31056519
what is it, and why do i want it

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>>31059839
>that TD

>>31056450
Welcome aboard.

>>31062591
>implying he's not actually shooting babies at the current moment for 100% edge

>>31056474
yeah...because the democraps really love the nra.

get the fuck out of here!

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>>31062639
Well he is holding a fully automatic AR-15 (Assault Rifle-15) which is specifically designed to shoot babies, especially if you buy the 30 bullet clip designed for the special "baby head seeking ammunition".

>>31062774
Nice bolter, how many heretics hast thou slain with it?

Congratulations and welcome.
The fact that you had to earn that citizenship makes you more respectable than a lot of those with birthright citizenship.

>>31056494
>hurr hurr dah injuns r dah real americans
America as a concept and nation are constructs of the white race and European Civilisation. Injuns are as foreign to America and the civilisation to which she belongs as any nigger, chink, spic, or arab.
>>31056500
>mexican
>American
pick one. Only whites can be American.

>>31056450
GG re anytime. Welcome to the club.
Did you post here before about becoming a citizen?

>>31063128
>Only whites can be American.
>posts this while the bull is taking care of his wife/mom

>>31063227
>projecting his own fetishism onto others
classy

>>31056474
>doesn't necessarily mean voting Republican.
Uh sure...

>>31056474
When will people stop pretending that it isn't only Republicans or 3rd party that even make a show of protecting RTKBA?

>>31063259
I said cucking not fish

>>31059672
Oh man i love peach soda. Only place i can find it is the peach fanta at qudoba though. Its one of 2 reasons i go to qdoba.

>>31056450
Good shit anon.

>>31060545
Trump is done as of now, hopefully he turns it around in the debates

Fivethirtyeight.com

>>31056487
>true American
the op probably knows more about US history than most people born in the US.

>>31056519
$199? I'd buy that shit in a heartbeat.

>>31056450
Welcome to the party, komrade

>>31056450
Great job. So many people choose to live here illegally, and many more were born here but have no idea the sacrifice that went into making this country what it is. Thanks for giving a big enough fuck to agree to be a part of this nation in something more than name only.

Thanks for joining up.

We ship out to Klendathu at 0400.

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>>31056474
>>31061029
Ann Kirkpatrick in AZ. Listed as D but A-rated by the NRA.

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>>31059839
Who's this edgelord?

Also
>F101
Badass

>>31056450
>>31056450
Where were you born and how did you went about becoming citizen?

Since i was small i felt uncomfortable and kinda out of place where i am, 2 years ago i went to the US with a turist visa to take some papers from the company i work for to an american citizen to sign them (was buying property in my country of origin) and once there ended up staying 2 months taking my accumulated holidays because i fell completely in love with the country, and each day i fell more, so i would really love to someday live there and be a part of it, i want to start working for it so im just curious about how you went about it.

>>31068265
>>>31056450(OP)
Also congratulations!

>>31056494
Red dot, or woo-woo?

>>31056474
>remember to kill all jews
>you don't have to be a nazi

>America
>white

Welcome to the club. just turned citizen as well.

buy your guns soon as i discovered all that fbi investigating makes your forms go trough really fast.

when the gay bar shooting happened a nunch of people where getting the the 3 day waiting here in texas for long guns. mine took about 30 seconds to walk out with my first AR...

>>31064741
We all know Drumpf is toast at this point, yes

@OP, how exactly did you do it? Germanfag here looking to move to the US (NC/TX). I might join the army to get citizenship faster but I don´t know if I will be able to yet.

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God bless you, comrade. Welcome aboard the freedom express.

>>31064758
>>31062434
>>31060740
>>31056519
http://www.tacticalinc.com/gatling-gun-kit-matte-blackbrcnc-machined-aluminum-brfor-rugerreg-1022reg-rifles-p-4916.html
you're welcome

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>>31056519
Nobody is going to talk about how big of a faggot that kid looks like.

>>31056450
Wtf they send you ammo when you become a citizen?

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>>31056450
fuck yeah

Welcome home, friend.