Things your guns say when a new gun cones home with you.

>>31051870
I wonder how long it's going to be b4 I get lubed up and go bang again?

SW Model 10 and 67
>Son of a bitch bought a new gun and not more .38. He even admits how much he prefers shooting us over any other handgun!

Glock 19
>As long as I'm not replaced as the carry.

LC9s
>As long as I'm not replaced as the glove box gun... Damn it's dark in here.

AMD-65
>Kurva! I am ruler of safe, worship me!

10/22
>Oh boy, a new friend!

Hi Point 995TS
>Shiiiiiieeeet, lookit dis shiny nigga, sup dawg.

>hey you guys check out the new guy
>oh man this is going to be hilarious
>most definitely considering how he's on the other side of the losing team

>all the mosins laughs at the k98 mauser

>>31051870
Mosin
>give room, safes tiny.
Turk Mauser
>Proposes a coup
m&p 15-22
>I'm already not taken out as much as the mosin please no
Sr-22
>is actually in drawer, doesn't care
civvie import mak
>gets pissed I haven't shot it yet

>>31051870
nice try atf

you'll never get my dog

>>31051870
Ugh... Someone shoot me.

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"Welcome to the collection, jerk"

>Hey boss. How'd the ammo run go?
>Wait what's with that big box?
>ANOTHER ONE?!
>I DON'T CARE IF IT'S JUST AN AR!

>>31051870
M48
>unintelligible Serbian
M77
>unintelligible Serbian
p-64
>oh kurwa
Flargun with insert
>oh kurwa what the hell
Sig 2022
>as long as it doesn't take my spot in the nightstand
>winchester model 12
Well hello there young fella come sit a spell and listen to a story bout the good old days
>Remington 870
you will never replace me

>Berreta 92
Really, a Glock? Did i do something wrong?

Nothing. They're guns.

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>>31051870

>Reeeee get out of our safe normie!

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>>31051870
AR-15
>Well, at least it's a shotgun this time. The five of us are rationing the .223 like it's wartime at this point.

>>31051870
PTR 91, MP5, and FNX
>got yourself a new American whore, huh? Hmph.
1917 Enfield and 1903 Springfield
>finally, another American boy join the ranks, too bad you shoot a piss ant round

>>31051870
Whos this newer skinnier homewrecking whore. She must be good cause shes always inside your pants. Am i too fat to turn you on anymore?

>>31051870
>these people actually believe guns talk
>they're allowed to own several fire arms

Aaaand that's why I'm voting Clinton

>>31052543
underrated kek

>>31055205
I know they talk. Ive heard them whispering to each other in the safe late at night.

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>>31055205
THEY DO, THEY TALK TO ME AND I TALK TO THEM!

THEY LOVE ME AND WE CUDDLE EVERY NIGHT LIKE A LOVING FAMILY!

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>>31055205
Thanks for playing.

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>>31055205
>Not believing you guns doubles as an upotte

Are you sure you're on the right board?

>>31055205
>playing along
>believing
Pick one
Also
>guaranteed replies

>>31051870
Glock 19
>Oh thank god I'm not alone anymore! And she takes .45 acp! No sharing the food then!

>>31051870
"wake me when you need me"
paired with rifle or pistol depending on which will be stored.
Greased heavily and stored with its sleeping buddy somewhere in the vastness of the world until either storage check, weapons rotation, or Hillary creates civil war.
i only keep 3 guns on hand.

>>31055314
>an