making a homemade gun and shooting myself with it

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Nice try, ISIS.

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>>31048835
Hang yourself. It's easier, effective and less messy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Table_of_Drops

i'm sure their investigation won't include a thorough review of your internet history, either.

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>>31048835
> tell someone for iraq how to make a gun.
>no thank you
>this is literally my face

>>31048835
Why not stay and fight for your country or at least your home? Surely some town or village in a whole nation is worthy of your allegiance?

>>31048835
Is it easy to find .32 acp there? I'd think there'd mostly be 9mm.

>>31049136
im a kurd so i dont want to join the iraqi army which is mostly controlled by arabs.
and i cant join the peshmarga because each political party has its own peshmarga.
so basically the kurdish army is under control by corrupt politicians that Have completely ruined the country.
if i did fight it won't be for the freedom of Kurdistan, it will be for making more more to give to the president.
also the peshmarga haven't received a single dollar in 8 months.
im sure you might've heard about how soldiers over here sold their G36 rifles in the black market just to feed their families.
tell me, would you fight if you were me?

>>31049181
9mm, 32 acp and 45acp are the most popular here

>>31048835
>shoot self
Idiot; if you're claiming someone's threatening you, do this instead:
>get beat up

>>31049305
I'd fight by myself if I had to. You're just a huge, yeasty vagina crying to Uncle Sam to pull his halal bacon out of the fire.

>>31048866
checked

>>31048835
get some explosives and blow yourself up next to some ISIS fags.

don't forget to yell "opposite day!"

a gun is literally just a device that contains an explosion and pokes the primer on a round. if you can't figure out how to make one, you really don't deserve to come here

make a slam fire 12 gauge, just make sure to shoot yourself through the brain so you don't end up a faceless vegetable

>>31048835
>or whatever non vital area i have.

Thanks to the wonders of arteries, there are vital areas throughout your limbs. The smallest error in aim can prove quickly fatal.

>>31049305
Yeah, I already fight for corrupt politicians and would probably prefer older weapons over a G36 anyway, though I haven't fired a G36.

In what other place besides being law enforcement and getting lucky can you kill people and basically gain karma? Dishing out actual justice with every shot. At least 600,000 western combat troops are chomping at the bit to get into that country and get knife kills. There won't be a single ISIS prisoner taken for weeks if we have our way.
The Kurds who held the line will be hailed as heroes more than they already are.
If you come to the west and tell people you're a Kurd from Iraq you're going to be asked hard questions.

Who cares who you're fighting for so long as you're fighting ISIS. Just pick whatever party will get you onto those lines.

>>31050274
I really have to wonder if the rest of the West is as cucked as they seem to be on the internet or if that's just more superpac psyop memes.

>>31049305
Allah isn't real, quit killing people in his name. God isn't real.

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>the only way to get out of this shithole is to tell the American (or any other country) embassy that I'm threatened here and that i will be killed sooner or later.
>the thing is though that im not threatened by anyone.

>>31048835
Break a leg or something

if you're gonna die why not die fighting my man?

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>>31049305
>using paper and coins as currency
>not using parts from downed t*rkish helicopters as a form of exchange

kurd i am disappointed

Why don't you just stab yourself?

>>31048835
.22 lr rolling block pistol

>>31048835
the west doesn't want you. Use that gun and kill some ISIS fuck. Take his gun, and kill more of his buddies. If you're still bored and not making your country better, then just off yourself.

i just had an idea dudes.
ill use a soldering iron to write "gay" in Arabic on my leg or something.
tell the people at the embassy that some people found out i was gay (im actually bisexual irl) and they attacked me.
I have a friend that doesn't mind beating the shit out of me.
hopefully that'll be proof that my life is in danger.
>>31050714
I just finished highschool yesterday so I'm not going to start a life here.
say what you want but im a human and i deserve to be treated like one.
>>31050756
who ever is going to threaten me is going to shoot me not break my leg like some mafia shit.
>>31050968
same reason.
>>31051149
I want something disposable.
>>31051206
I'll let the government of the united States decide if they want me or not :)

>>31051294
If you can't figure out how to stick 2 pipes and a cap piece together to make a slam-gun than your immigration prospects are looking dubious

>>31051482
any YouTube links?

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>>31051294
>entitled Iraq fucking shit underageb& is trying to scam Uncle Sam into giving him a free ride instead of nutting up and fighting ISIS
>hey guys how do I commit immigration fraud no I'm totally not a sleeper cell :3333
>mfw
We should have nuked your entire fucking country in 1991.

>>31051602
holy fucking shit you are retarded

google it nigger

>>31051647
if i knew what to google i wouldn't have come here in the firsr place you shit monkey

>>31051743
If you really want to commit suicide, just grab a knife and run at an American shouting Allahu Ackbar.