Well /k/, who would it be?

The Illuminati

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Hickok because he can get the finest Federal Premium™ ammo for free from bhuds gun shop™

>Marines call in airstrike on 2 lone targets
>Zoomies hit the marines
>Mickock wins

>>31048236

You haven't seen Jerry's "1000 rounds from 1000 yards Barrett M82 World Record Challenge" video?

>>31048236
>Marines take fire
>All get PTSD and go home
>Make a movie about them anyway

I'd have to go with uncle and gramps.

>>31048285
this.

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>Sir, it's Jerry and Hickock...

>implying marines won't demand a ceasefire to go see what neat shooters hickock has and what bullshit jerjers is up to

>>31048236
Always bet on the niqqas with local fire superiority.

Marines win.

>>31048236

Jerry would quick-scope them all before they even make visual contact.

https://youtu.be/5eHTsaCo03Q

>>31048236
I used to think those two guys were the same

>>31050778
Racist

>>31048236
miculek finds the nearest pistol and kills 1 marine per round, effectively producing 75 dead marines per minute at under 1 shot per second

hickock begins his intro with a violent 150rd burst from his GAU19B mounted on his tractor

"well. that is something aheheheh. lets see if we can show these marines the way back home."
BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT
"aheheh"
BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT
"buds gun sho-"
BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT
"the gong"
RRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT
"i'd like to thank federal premium ammo fo-"
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTclickclickclickclickclick
"well that about does it folks"
500 marines each inside 6 minutes

>>31048236
a stick

Uncle Jerry cleans house while Grandpa Hickok narrates and sponsors the slaughter

>>31048236
Jerry & Hickock
no contest

>>31048236
US Marines can't kill shit without air support or artillery.
All they do is paint the target.
Now 1000 national guardsmen? That might actually be a challenge.

>>31048236
>tfw will never have grandpa Hickok or grandpa Jerry

Why live

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>>31051568

>>31051578
because YOU will be that Grandpa Hickock or Grandpa Jerry to your grandkids someday

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>>31048285
100% this

>>31048236
Look at V I E T N A M......ooops you forgot how the rice farmers kicked your military arses out....

Can you see the issue...your military are ALL show poneys that pick on the weak to boost ego. the american civies would kick your military due to gorilla tactics and because the USA militarys cant hit shit.

(vietnam 1 in 1000 shells hit a target. look at all american war zones the spray and pray but yank forces is astounding

>>31048236
jerry could easily take out like 20 of them before they could even pull their triggers.

>>31048236
>literally first time in /k/
>/k/ likes hickock
I'm going to love this.

>>31048261
Grunkle Jerry Hickock

>>31052360
>Jerry grunkled my Hickok

>>31051222
>"the gong"
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT *ding*

>>31052310
You have no idea

>let's see if we can't hit the c4 in that marine's bag over there
>looks to be about 675 yards and all I've got is this glock brand glock 17
>hhhehehe looks like we took out all his buddies too!
>*sigh* life's good

>>31051890
Still better than britbong planning capabilities:

>see: Operation Market Garden

>>31052310
This isn't your first time to 4chan is it?

If so I'm slightly worried. If not you'll get along fine.

>>31052519
Wait shit nevermind, just realized you green texted.

You'll fit in well here, just don't ask too many questions.

90% of marines are pathetic mexican manlets.

>>31052484
>why I dislike my military: the post
What a fucking shit show it was

>>31048236

Does Hickock have a bike?

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>>31052944
Yes

Keep the hood safe, H

>>31053869
Keep the hood safe, H

>>31053869

Keep the hood safe, H

>>31053869
Keep the hood safe, H.

>>31053869
Keep the hood safe, H

>>31051578
I have a Vietnam vet uncle with PTSD who hates Mexicans. To be honest, I could't ask for anything better. I love that man.

>>31053869

Keep da hood safe, H-dawg

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>>31049134
>marines can reach out and hit the gong whenever they want
not fucking likely

>>31053869

keep the hood safe H

>>31051652
Thanks anon

>>31055030
What would he do to you if you shouted "gooks in the wire" real loud

>>31053869
keep the hood safe H

>>31053869
Keep the hood safe Hey. All niggers need to be burned alive and doused with rocksalt. Their family and loved ones need to be skinned alive and hung from prominent buildings. Mexicans need to be disembowled and strung end to end on the border. Muslims need to be waterboarded with porkfat until they fucking die. Fuck all minorities and non whites. Fuck spics, niggers, jews, wops, faggots, camelfuckers, chinks and reddots.

>>31053869
keep the hood safe H

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>>31055329
Go on...

>>31053869
Keep the hood safe, H.

>>31053869
Keep the hood safe, H

>>31048236
>Jerry fires his revolver as fast as he can
>Hickok provides backup and thanks Federal for the ammunition
>the Marines loudly remind you they are Marines and charge directly into gunfire

the two dudes on the left, no doubt

>>31048236
I only see 30 marines...

>>31053869
keep the hood safe H

>>31053869
Keep the hood safe, H

>>31055329
Wats a red dot

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Obligatory

>>31053869
keep the hood safe H

>>31053869

Keep the hood safe, H

>>31051086
That's what I'm talkin' about.

>>31057967
Red dots are nigger indians

>>31053869
Keep the hood safe, H

>>31055329
You summed up all my feelings in one post.

>>31053869
Keep the hood safe, H

>>31053869
Keep the hood safe, H

>>31055329
go away pol

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>>31057370
>actually counting

>>31051222

This is the perfect representation of everything Hickok related, 10/10, kek'd (and checked)

>>31053869
Keep the hood safe, H

>>31048285

kek

>>31053869
Keep the hood safe, H

>>31053869
keep the hood safe H

>>31051235
Just break the stick in half. Game over

>>31059253
But then you have 2 sticks

>>31059269
Stick win everytime

>>31051890
Implying the British never fought in Vietnam...

>>31052392
>I'd grunkle Jerry's Hickok

>>31053869
Keep the hood safe, H

>>31053869
Keep the hood safe H

Keep the hood safe, H

>>31053869
Keep the hood safe, H

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>>31053869
Keep the hood safe, H

>>31049552
>implying he doesn't just need 2000 9mm rounds and a revolver

>>31053869
Keep the hood safe, H

>>31051578
My grandpa is like these guys.
He's the man who taught me to shoot.

>>31053869
keep the hood safe H

>>31051222
trips of keks

>>31048236
Poor marines. Even if they manage to survive, they'd walk away broken. Probably beeps, gongs and two liters would trigger their PTSD when they come home.

>>31060097
not to mention the chuckles of elderly men