i dont wanna do this, but I have a senpai-a-lam to feed. Hand

>>31046859
Dude. This is a nudist beach. What the fuck are you doing?

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>>31046859

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>>31046859
I seriously have nothing on me, I was just going to my friends to watch UFC tonight. Can you just fuck off?

>>31046859
The cylinders bot even loaded. Fuck off pussy.

>>31046859
>walking to the convenience store during skipped class time
>see this
>lower eyes and eyebrows into menacing glare
>"You don't know what you've done", I say
>we teleport to the middle of the woods
>in an instant, his gun arm and head are flying five feet in the air away from his body
>my short kodachi swords drawn and in an X-formation in front of my body
>look back with tilt of head
>grin
>whisper, "All you had to do was retreat. It's nothing personal, kid. It's just you and me, the wrong place, the wrong time."
>dissipate kodachis into thin air into the pocket dimension I store them
>teleport back to the school steps
>return to my seat in Miss Margaret's 8th grade civics class 200 miles away

>>31046859
oH WOW
a 13yr old white north american with an unloaded (or a single bullet in it) .32 or .38 s&w top break or copy from the late 1880 I am terrified....

>>31046859
Shoot me, it's fine, this is fine.

>>31046859
>please do it
>pull the trigger bitch
>do it do it!

>wtf are you doing in my room at 8:47 am

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This was good

>>31046859
>Grabs cylinder and pushes it towards right
>Gun discharges, unable to make 2nd shot because holding cylinder
>Lean in bite your nose
>Tear off your nose
>Take gun out of your hand and beat your face in with it
>Take gun home

>Now is my gun :)

(Side note, if you did this in my house you'll probably also get literally raped, unless my family is over because I don't want them to think im a faggot LOL).

>>31047617
Before you fags say cylinder burn, IDGAF and do it anyway.

Here's my wallet, all my cards are in there. Please steal my identity and take over all my student loans and credit card debt

>>31047634
Does it come with your gf also?

I don't actually have my wallet on me, I think it slipped out of my pocket when I was taking a nap earlier.

I do have some pocket change though...