Best soccermom stories.

>>31039001
That's a great story

>>31042466
WTF

>>31042466
I am incredibly angry right now

At least the cunt's dead

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>>31042466
DOWN WITH THE SCUM OF THE EARTH

>>31042466
If anyone tries to grab your gun in a fight, you shoot to kill because they've proven intent to do the same. Fucking hell.

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>>31039001
Well, that's a nice happy ending
>>31042466
And now I'm mad

>>31042466
Reminds me of some crazy neighbors I had in my old house. Not guns related but they were notorious assholes who found reasons to hassle literally everyone they saw over something. Called the cops on me for the crime of being a 15 year old kid riding a minibike around for twenty minutes, cop was obviously so annoyed he got called out to investigate little old me he just shook his head, said he was sorry and left. Or the time they saw me walking my dog, on a leash and the wife said she was going to call animal control to come shoot my dog for being an obvious threat to public safety.

Some people are just complete assholes who think they have some special calling to force their way into everyone's business and dictate terms to them because they're obviously so damn smart.

>>31042466
sheeeit
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>>31043322
We call them Democrats.

>>31042615
do we know that? story just ends with she flipped her car.

>>31043377
>one round got her
>booked, but got off on self defense
>no mention of ambulance called for momzilla

>>31043328
and muslims, maybe thats why the democrats like them so much and want to import them by the millions

>>31043392
we can hope. FYI you would get booked regardless of if they died or not. if you shot someone with a gun you will get booked the majority of the time until evidence surfaces that you were within the law

>>31039001
Smells like bullshit, but I hope it's true.

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>>31045043

>>31045043
>.223 does too much damage
>use 30-06 instead

>>31039001
Legendary story

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>>31045095
>use 7mm Remmag for lower power
Maybe he's used to hunting wild synapsids and tuojiangosaurus, and he uses .223 caliber flechettes in his railgun?

>>31039001
Legendary Story

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>>31045157
We heard you the first time, Jason.

>>31045043
The fudd is strong with this one.

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>>31045162

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>>31045222

>>31045043
I think the greatest irony is the little title under his username
>Most people who have been fooled won't believe it.

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>>31045281

>>31045162
>and these people vote

>>31045222
That poor mailbox....
Also WITNESSED

>>31045122
>single shot shotguns
>8 cartridges per clip
What

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>>31042466

>>31045311
>more thrust per squeeze
How this not a meme?

>>31045095
I think that was the point