self defense for first dates

>Dating Slavs
Absolutely disgusting.

She obviously wants to fuck, just show up in a banana hammock and bring your dragon dildo collection.

>>31035842
dont even know what tht means

>>31035843
show some respect pls she is a nice girl and i dont do that before marrage

anyway the whole point is should i bring gun to the meeting or not bother this is more self defense related not so much my love life

I swear to fucking god every day new tripfags show up a fucking dime a dozen.

>>31036284
not new bub, get it right or pay the price

>>31036284

Why is it that the problem you take with him is that he's a tripfag and not that he's overtly insanely autistic?

>>31035836
Hey tommy it's me!

Do you still want to go out??

I have a cute dress picked out already!

>>31036284
Tommy isn't new

>>31036388
dont know who me is who are you

are you part of the penpal program of want to join up i am a member there

Is this the biggest piece of shit tripfag to ever disgrace /k/?

Bring rifle and full /out/ gear (with BOB and everything

Bring her on a romantic date innawoods

Report findings

Godspeed OP

>>31036557

Shut you piehole, lumploaf. Tommy's an okay guy

>>31036501
I'm the one who asked you out in a few other threads

I prefer to talk to people online for a while first, or at least meet in person before giving out my address

>>31036557
No, that would probably be me.

soanyway i decided if we meet up i will not bring a weapon but my aunt will go with me just to be sure, i will make some excuse oh aunt is driving me to pharmacy or somehting

>>31036602
You're not Sergeant Ivy

>>31036602
You're not Sergeant Ivy. Or lieutenant Buttfuck or whatever it's called.

>>31036852
Bad signal let you beat me to it

>>31036852
>>31036860
And how would you know??

wtf i hate trips now

Is this faggotry unique to /k/ for being the easiest board to troll?

>>31035842
You're free to date shitskins.

>>31036873
Iwanttobelieve.jpg
If that pic is you, you're smoking hot

>>31036885
It's a 50/50 mix between trolls or just the strange occasional autist who finally migrates from /b/ and shit thinking they're top fucking dog.

>>31036911
Crap, which pic? There are a couple not so good ones floating around

It's clearly a scam. How can I tell? Tommy says a woman actually replied and wants to meet him. That's how. Clearly a skinwalker. Too bad the photo is fake. Looks like a bangable piece of ass assuming not crazy or disease ridden.

>>31036911
O wait you meant OP's pic. No that's not me.

>>31035852
>3show some respect pls she is a nice girl and i dont do that before marrage
MYSIDESORBIT.jpg

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>>31037167
this thbfam

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>>31035836

>>31035836
nigga, how you penpal with your shitty writing skills?

>>31037734
tough ill say it i not wrote cursive since 2nd grade or something so writing letters was tough alot were hard to read so i didnt get replies sometimes i get my aunt to write htme i say them to her she writes it down but my handwriting is getting better

>>31037765
Don't bother with cursive. Just use skype.

Btw whats your skype

>>31037765
what about your grammar, I think that's more important.

>>31037853
??????? i dont get this? if it is insult then pi$$ off gobknuckle

>>31037882
I'm saying your grammar is shite, and you should improve your grammar if you want to get a good woman.

It also helps you interact with people when they don't have to translate everything you say.

>>31037882
Hey tommy, do you think you can make me a chastity cage out of kydex? (Or chastity sheth, if you will)

>>31037909
bud been a long time since i been in school and not going back now

>>31037928
not sure what that is pls explain

>>31037930
>implying you have to be in school to learn

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>>31037941
Like this

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>>31035836
OP, is this you??

>>31035836
Kill yourself

>>31035852
Kill yourself.

>>31036338
Kill yourself.

>>31036501
Kill yourself.

>>31037765
Kill yourself.

>>31035836
Kill yourself.

>>31038212
>>31038190
>>31038176
>>31038227

I remember being 12

>>31037941
Gayfag here, now that I white knighted you, you owe me the butt.

>>31037882
Kill yourself.

>>31037955
>implying anyone ever learned in school

FOREXAMPLEIMLEARNINGJAPANESETHROUGHANEEMAY

>she goes to /k/
>posts her photo on /k/

Nice job, anon

>>31037930
Kill yourself.

>>31037941
Kill yourself.

>>31036575
Yeah, trips are good people, I don't understand why all of the trip hate on this site

>>31038271
>Implying even a single word this autist types is even remotely true.

He's either a determined troll or an actual autist, and should kill himself either way.

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>>31036355
My thoughts exactly

>>31038092
pi$$ off

>>31038506
Kill yourself.

>>31038506
Seriously is that your fb?

>>31038588
pi$$ off gobknuckle

>>31038620
Kill yourself.

>>31038620
No need to be rude, tommy-kun

>>31038249
You want Tommy to be your meat sword's sheth huh? Really that desperate gay anon? No homeless people around?

>>31038707

Not desperate, but it is fun to watch the straight boys squirm
Look at him tho, he just needs someone to dislodge the stick from his ass, and I just happen to be the right faggot for the job.

W..Wowpro?

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>31035836
I guess you moved on from the nigress?

>>31039986
Hes talking to some tranny now

Areyou trying to make yourself into a meme, tommy?

>>31039986
dont call her that you gobknuckle
we were never going steady so i still talked to other girl but mostly thro penpal letters ot in person i still am interested in her if she ever break up with her gang bang boyfried he may be mad hate me etc but he doesnt know me i have honor and would not sleep around with her

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got gtreat news today after so much troube finding gun or price range was sitting next to guy on bus he told me he knew a friend that sell guns sometimes anyway one thing led to another met his friend and walked away smith and wesson revolver for 175 $$ no longer defenseless now to the shop to make a custom holster for it dont uusally make ones for revolver should be fun

>>31040523
Kill yourself.

>>31040713
Kill yourself.

>>31035836

Nugget.

Still haven't killed yourself, have you, shit trip?

>>31040713
Eww

You know what

Never mind. I could never date a guy who wears hats like that

Sry :(

>>31035836
>blog
>blog
>blog
>end it with a vaguely board related question
>tripfag

sage in name field on principle

Please Tommy KYS

>>31035836
it's dangerous to go alone you should probably arm yourself with a dragon dildo

KILL. YOURSELF. NOW.

>>31040523
You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

>>31035842
>being this gay
We accept you, /k/omrade.

>>31035842
Slavs and Nordics are the hottest women, what's wrong with you?