Homemade home defense

>>31027246
you have to be 18 to post here

>>31027246
Try poop on a stick

You're kidding right?
*sigh* here's a list of stuff you can easily put your hands on and are actually useful:
-knives (kitchen, hunting, folding or fighting)
-axes
-metal pipes
-screwdrivers
-hammers
-bats
-chainsaw LOL

And if you're crafty, how 'bout a zip gun?

P.S: Throw that away! It's utterly useless.

>>31027353
>*sigh*
>LOL
You're not that big an improvement on him.

>>31027353

is this a copy-pasted youtube reply?

>Bait: the thread
>People who fall for bait

>>31027404
I know it's common sense, but are you sayin that knives and axes are on the same level as that minecraft pickaxe? -_-

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>>31027336
Seconded

>>31027246
I see your intent, but the delivery just wasn't all that funny. I'd do a couple re-writes.

>>31027447
I just thought: "Everybody will make fun of this kid, so why not be the only one to really answer?"

>>31027434
No... why?

>>31027246

> I also have a sock filled with baseballs.

And my sock is almost solid at this point, so I'd recommend trying that instead.

>>31027488
Because its so colossally gay.

>sigh
>LOL
>P.S.

kys

>>31027246
Pocket sand is best sand

>>31028028
Tried it a while ago... didn't enjoy it :/

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>>31028258
/thread

>>31028266
Keep trying

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>>31027246
>My mother won't let me have guns, so I have to make things like this.
pffft hahahaha try being 18

>>31027447
>-_-

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